Xiao Lu and I climbed out of the cave one after another, still leaving Li Hongyuan with two people to watch. We returned to Fengning en masse.

It was nearly three o'clock in the morning when I arrived at Fengning Hotel, and I had an explanation from Xiaolu's car. Uncle Huang, Li Hongyuan and the others were suspicious and waited for tomorrow night to see the results, only Xiao Lu motioned for me to go to his house.

When he came to Xiao Lu's house, Xiao Lu lay on the bed and said, "San'er, do you think my idea is successful?" Quasi-successful. I said, "No, burn it with fire and then stir it with cold water." If you want a thin slate, you are afraid that it will be too thick to be excited. Xiao Lu smiled and said, "San'er, I've thought about it." I'll buy eight gasoline blowtorches at dawn tomorrow and come back, and we'll use eight gasoline blowtorches to bake them for an hour at the same time. I don't believe that the slate can't be baked. Then Xiao Lu changed the topic and said, "San'er, are you uncomfortable when Li Hongyuan scolds you?" I said, "This old animal, I have the intention of strangling him." Xiao Lu said: "Brother will give you an idea to fix him." I said, "No, Brother Xiaolu, you wait and see." ”

I came out of Xiaolu's house, went downstairs and found a vacant lot in a nursery opposite the hotel, and picked up two piles of stones. A bunch of big ones, a bunch of small ones. Then I went upstairs to find Li Hongyuan.

Li Hongyuan was woken up by me as soon as he fell asleep, and he asked me sleepily what was the matter? I said, "Uncle Huang is looking for you, you can go with me." So Li Hongyuan and I went downstairs one after the other and ran to the nursery opposite the hotel.

Li Hongyuan asked me, "Where is your Uncle Huang?" I said, "In front." So we both came to the place where I had picked up the stones. I saw Li Hongyuan stand firm and said, "Li Hongyuan, your little father has never been angry since he was a child. We'll be you and me today. Come, you have the big heap, and I have the small heap. Let's just smash our heads, you're going to smash me to death, complaining that my life is short. I'm going to stone you to death, I'm going to give you your life. With that, I pushed him to the big pile of stones, and I turned back to the small pile of stones, put my hands in my lower pockets, and said, "Li Hongyuan." Come on, you smash it first, Daddy will let you. Li Hongyuan had just woken up, and after my deception, he hurriedly said: "Wait, wait brother." It's me who is not good, so I will say that your Uncle Huang has no bad seeds, and all of them are good. Come, brother, let's go back to the house and say, the eldest brother invites the brother to dinner during the day. I was stunned and pulled Li Hongyuan, who tugged at my sleeve, and said: "Li Hongyuan, if you don't have the guts, you will be honest with me in the future." Li Hongyuan hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, brother." Give my eldest brother a thin noodle, and I will invite my brother to dinner during the day. ”

In fact, if you want to smash Li Hongyuan, you can't smash me. Because I put two rocks in my trouser pocket first, don't look at me and let him smash them first, and let him take up a big pile. But as long as he was a cat's waist, I would throw the stone in my pocket and stun him first. Secondly, my pile of stones is smaller, but my pile of stones is on sand. And his pile of stones, though many, was piled up on hard ground. In other words, as soon as I started practicing, I first skimmed out the stones in my trouser pocket, and then I brought sand and soil to him, which first fascinated Li Hongyuan's eyes. And then what is the use of him having more stones? If I go down a few stones, he will die, and the rest will not be all mine.

When I got back to bed, I looked at my watch and it was already past four in the morning. I let out a sigh and nudged Ge Yong, who was in the same bed as me, and then I climbed into bed to get ready for bed. But as soon as I lay down, I saw a figure shaking outside the window. I looked intently. Buzz! It turned out to be the graceful girl on the stone slab of the Queen Mother's tomb swimming outside the window. Then I heard a woman, and it was a very hoarse woman, shouting, "San'er, San'er." ”

I knew it was a ghost calling me. Because when I was a child, I heard the old man say that if someone calls his name in the middle of the night, then he must not agree. Because if you say yes. Then his soul was taken away by the ghost.

After a long time, I heard the hoarse woman's voice shouting, "Li Jinglu, Li Jinglu." "I was terrified. I covered my head with the quilt and curled up again. I was so worried that the female ghost would break through the window and rush in front of me.

I seemed to feel like I was hallucinating. To prove that I wasn't hallucinating, I pulled my head out of the covers again. But what I saw was the figure of the graceful woman swimming outside the window. And she finished shouting Li Jinglu and Li Hongyuan at this time. Now he began to shout Ge Yong's name again. I heard her anxiously shouting, "Ge Yong, Ge Yong." "I was so scared that I kicked Ge Yong with my foot to remind him that there was a ghost outside. But Ge Yong misunderstood. I saw Ge Yong sit up and shout, "Hey, who called me." ”

Then everything fell silent again. Ge Yong sat for a while and saw that no one was there, and I showed no signs of moving. He lay down again and fell asleep.

During the day, Xiaolu and I bought eight gasoline blowtorches for use at night. And sure enough, Li Hongyuan really invited Uncle Huang to dinner at noon. On the way, Uncle Huang also said: "This kid has a problem with any tendon, he has never had blood to invite us to dinner after all these years." The sun came out of the west today. "Only I smiled strangely at Xiaolu and treated it indifferently.

At the dinner, Li Hongyuan gave Xiaolu and me wine all the way, and he expressed great repentance for what happened last night. Uncle Huang said: "Hong Yuan, we are all old buddies." I don't want anything like that to happen again in the future, you say it's not good. Li Hongyuan said: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, I have long seen that there are no weak soldiers under strong generals." Slowly, in the future, San'er and Xiaolu are all promising big people. Especially San'er, this young man definitely has the guts. When I heard this, I was afraid that he would shake off this morning's events in front of Uncle Huang and hurriedly said, "Uncle Li, don't say that." I am young and inactive, and I have a bright future. In the future, I will have to take care of Uncle Su. In this way, in the greetings and fights, we ate for two hours, and Li Hongyuan brought another good cigarette to one of us when the table was broken.

On the way back to the hotel from the hotel, we all walked along because of the proximity of the road. At this time, Xiao Lu saw that the roadside vendors were selling the 123 small apples in Fengning. He said to me: "San'er, you go and buy two catties, please invite your brother Xiaolu." I said, "It costs money to eat small apples, and Brother Xiao Lu looks at me." So I dragged Ge Yong, whose actual age deviated from his face shape, and walked up, and I said, "Hey, how much is a pound of apples, buddy?" The peddler said, "I'm a local 123 small apple, 5 yuan a catty." I said, "Bring me two pounds." As I spoke, I handed over the change in my pocket, one by one, five dollars and four pieces, and said, "Let's come with this money." The vendor weighed the apples as he slipped the money into a special wallet for passenger cars around his neck.

I took the apples that the vendor had weighed, and as I walked, I made a gesture of digging out and counting the money. Suddenly, I turned around and said, "Hey, buddy, how much is your apple a pound?" The peddler said, "Five pieces." I said, "No, I'll give you twenty-nine yuan, why do you give me such apples?" The peddler said, "No, won't you give me nine dollars?" I said, "Yo! Look at a big group of us, I buy nine dollars apples and stuff them between my teeth. If I don't buy it, you can return my twenty-nine dollars to me. The peddler said helplessly, "No, you wait for me to see." I said, "What do you see, I know my twenty dollars, I just spent two hundred for dinner and found twenty-nine yuan, four one for five yuan, and one for twenty." I don't believe you're looking for it. The peddler opened the wallet for the bus and said, "Look, all my pieces are in this compartment, and there are no twenty." I said, "You pour it out and I'll see." So the peddler took all the money in his wallet and put it on the weighing pan, and sure enough, there were no twenty in the pocket of a penny. I said, "You must have put it in the big money compartment, so the vendor took out all the five, ten, twenty, and fifty yuan and put them on the weighing pan, and I picked up a twenty and said, "This is my money." So I hurriedly picked up the money and said, "Look at this money, when the owner of the Shicai Hotel gave it to me, I remember that it was a little hairy on the side, isn't it?" The peddler frowned and said, "No, I have sold a total of one hundred and thirty yuan here today, and I have four hundred dollars in my pocket to count." At this time, Ge Yong, who seemed to be honest and dutiful, interjected: "Sensei, I just saw him give you twenty-nine yuan." We are all such adults, who will blackmail you for twenty yuan is not two hundred and two thousand, and you will not be able to make a fortune if you are twenty. When the peddler saw Ge Yong say this, he said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that's because I have a bad time." In this way, if you weigh another twenty yuan, I will give you half a catty more. I said, "Yes, yes, no one has a bad time." You can weigh me another ten dollars. So the peddler took twenty dollars and looked for me ten dollars, and then weighed me two and a half pounds and 123 small apples and handed them to me.

Uncle Huang came back when he saw that I was carrying more than four catties of small apples and made a dollar, and said, "Oh three, Uncle didn't hurt you in vain." Okay, don't starve. Uncle kicked you out naked, and you also called for food. Xiao Lu said: "If it weren't for my brother, my brother would be different from others." At this time, Li Hongyuan also opened his mouth and said: "There are no weak soldiers under the strong generals!" Uncle Huang then said to Ge Yong: "Ge Yong, you didn't do this when you were young. What's wrong with this now, it's not bad. Ge Yong said: "No way, I won't intervene anymore and San'er will be exposed." So we returned to the hotel with 123 small apples for nothing. Precisely:

It is difficult to be a good person, and it is difficult to be a good person, and it is easy to make money since ancient times.

Confucius taught mercy, what is the fool and the fool?

Guiguzi, thirteen articles, Sun Tzu's Art of War has been passed down through the ages.

If you use this in common sense, it is easy to come and easy to go.

In the evening, we were going to the tomb of the Empress Dowager again, but at this time, Xiaolu's family called and said that Li Jingfu had killed someone. After listening to this, Xiao Lu hurriedly came to say goodbye to Uncle Huang. Uncle Huang told him to stabilize first, and asked him to leave Daben behind and drive Uncle Huang's Guangben back. And Uncle Huang also asked Xiaolu to pull back the treasures that he dug up first and put them in the basement of Uncle Huang's house.

It turned out that after Li Jingfu and Xiaolu were fished out of the court by Uncle Huang at the same time, it was useless to stay in Uncle Huang because of Dafuzi's simple nature. So after a period of time, Li Jingfu returned to his hometown and lived the life of a farmer. Later, after Li Jinglu made his career, he saw that his eldest brother did not show up, so he bought his eldest brother an 18-horsepower tractor in the countryside to pull soil and fill in the foundation to make a living, but the problem was on the tractor.

Li Jingfu has been working on tractors for no less than four years. However, due to the remote location, he didn't plan to ask Xiaolu to go through the full tractor procedures for him. In his eyes, who cares about me if I don't go to the road and don't leave the village? So the car is black, and the people in the village say that he asks for a lot of money for pulling earth and stones, and they call him black, so they are accustomed to it, and everyone calls him Sanhezi to laugh. And Dafuzi also knew that he had lost his appearance. The daughter-in-law ran away, the brother was wide, and only his own people were not ghosts or ghosts. But if there are children and daughters, how can they give up their money, so it is his will to give up all his strength to provide for his children, and then use the wisdom of a fool to earn more money.

But a few days ago, the old man Liu Ruitang in the village was going to die, and his son Liu Chunya came to Dafuzi and asked him to go to the county to pay the coffin back. Dafuzi said: "My car has no formalities, so I don't dare to go." Liu Chunya said: "Dafuzi, you also know our family's family plan. If he wants to find Chu Zhiliang's light truck in the back of the village, he has to ask for four or five hundred yuan, and besides, the car is so high that it is not easy to load. And if you go, I will also give you four or five hundred, and if I have money, I can still let Chu Zhiliang earn it? Do me a favor, let's leave early and return late, I guess it's not a big deal. Seeing Liu Chunya say this, Dafuzi couldn't refute the sentiment and said: "Okay, let's leave early tomorrow morning, and I won't count you too much." If someone else is a hundred and fifty dollars a trip, you give a hundred. Liu Chunya said: "Don't mind Dafuzi, Dula's family has a mouth." One hundred and five is one hundred and five, if you want to be less, I will be anxious with you. That's it, let's go at six o'clock tomorrow morning, shall we? Dafuzi said: "No problem, it's six o'clock tomorrow morning." ”

The tractor ran on the road for about forty minutes before it came to the coffin shop in the county town. Liu Chunya asked if the price of the coffin had risen, and the coffin of a good pine wood with two, three, four and five would cost more than 3,000. Even if you buy a thin one, two, three, it costs more than 2,500 yuan. But Liu Chunya only brought 2,600 yuan, and this money had to buy old clothes for his father. In desperation, he borrowed from Dafuzi, and Dafuzi lent all the 200 yuan on his body to Liu Chunya.

Dafuzi and Liu Chunya said that they would rush back when the traffic police got off work at noon. But at noon that day, I don't know what kind of evil was hit, and the traffic police didn't get off work but were on duty at the five-mile ramp outside the county. Therefore, Da Fuzi was arrested, and the traffic police asked Da Fuzi if he had nothing left but his thighs but pants. The traffic police quit, and they asked Dafuzi to drive the car to the traffic police team. Liu Chunya is also good at talking, saying that the old father in the family is going to die and urgently use the coffin to come to the county to pull the coffin, or he will not dare to go on the road. The tractor is just used as a cow at home. The traffic police said again: "If you don't go on the highway, do you have an agricultural machinery license?" Less nonsense, the car will drive the traffic police first. ”

In the traffic police team, the iron-faced and selfless traffic police called the staff of the county agricultural machinery company again. The handling is serious, and fines are a must. The county agricultural machinery personnel issued a fine of 150 yuan to Dafuzi, and there were various re-application fees, which added up to more than 1,300 yuan. This time, the great blessing was obtained. Delivered? I don't have any money, although Xiao Lu is wide, how can he be willing to ask for it as a brother. Don't pay? The tractor is buckled here, and they will definitely not be allowed to drive back if they don't hand it over. He consulted with Liu Chunya again, and Liu Chunya said: "Dafuzi, something happened." You said that it is also yours to make up the formalities, and it will be convenient for you to go out in the future. , our family is like this, I will add another hundred yuan to you at most. I want to spend four or five hundred, how good is it for me to hire Chu Zhiliang's light truck after the village, so what about me still falling into the United States? Dafuzi was helpless, he had to go home to raise money. Precisely:

It is difficult to be a good person, and it is difficult to be a good person, and it is easy to be disabled if you are loyal and upright.

Earlier abandoned loyalty, how could he be so unlucky.

A murderer, with a sour face, and a hard time when he didn't kill.

When the crowd shouted when people were killed, how did they know that the knife had been embarrassed.

Dafuzi went home and collected all the cash at home, scraped together 1,300 yuan and returned to the county. But who knew that the shoes he was wearing fell off again when he first arrived in the county, and Dafuzi found a shoe repairer to sew the soles before going to the traffic police again. When he arrived, he found that there was no one in the traffic police team. When I asked, I learned that the people of the traffic police team and the personnel of the agricultural machinery company went to the county's Jiutianlou to drink. Dafuzi carried the money and chased it to the private room of the Jiutianlou Hotel. The staff of the agricultural machinery company opened the office folder at the dinner table and said: "Li Jingfu, the money you should hand over is 1,367 yuan, you handed over the money today, and drive the car back first." Tomorrow, you will come to the county agricultural machinery company to get the certificate. Dafuzi looked at the staff of the agricultural machinery company to give him a prescription* at the dinner table, but Dafuzi was stupid when he gave the money. In the morning, he didn't listen well to the traffic team, thinking that 1,300 yuan was enough. But this cost 1,367 yuan, so Dafuzi came out and found Liu Chunya again. Liu Chunya cleaned up all the rest of the money, and only scraped together 1,363 yuan. Dafuzi said: "The shoes are either not broken, or the shoes are repaired." It's back. Liu Chunya said: "Dafuzi, you go and tell them, they are state-owned units and still care about the four yuan?" So Dafuzi took 1,363 yuan and went to the Jiutianlou Hotel.

At the wine table in the hotel, the agricultural machinery staff looked at Dafuzi's obscene face and said angrily: "Li Jingfu, are you a heart?" You said that if we have a meal, you will go and go for a while, or you will be worse. Isn't it four dollars short of finding gas? Sensei said that it was four pieces, but four cents and four cents would not work. What we issued is national reunification*, and if you don't give it four yuan, let us make it up for you. No way. Li Jingfu choked on a meal, and he went downstairs again to find a way. He thought of Xiaolu, but he also asked for four yuan, which made people unable to erase their faces. Pick it up at home? But I can see the sun slanting in the west and see the sunset, where is the time to come? Besides, he really didn't want to go home to get it, he hated the contemptuous virtue of his old father Li Chunyao. Helpless, he squatted at the door of the restaurant to find a way, or to kill time.

Dafuzi watched a group of people coming in and people coming out. He thinks it's the same person, why is there such a big difference? You look at people, and then you look at yourself. Thinking about the past, a wave of pessimism arises. He squeezed his eyes dryly, until he saw the traffic police come out, and the agricultural machinery staff turned back to the house to settle the bill, and he followed him in again.

A staff member of the agricultural machinery at the bar smelled of alcohol and said to Dafuzi: "You go upstairs and talk about it." So Dafuzi went upstairs and came to the private room where they had dinner with the traffic police.

This time, the four agricultural machinery workers were able to listen to Dafuzi's speech. When Da Fu Zi said that he was still four yuan short, one of them, who was about forty years old and claimed to be the deputy director of the agricultural machinery station, crooked his neck and scolded with a slick of alcohol: "What the is going on with you? If you don't pay the four dollars, the issuance* will be handed over to the state treasury, and it will not be a receipt that can be changed. You're going to let us give you a free addition! Dafuzi said: "No, leader, I really have no money." Saying that, Dafuzi turned all his pockets over, and the deputy stationmaster of the agricultural machinery looked at him and said, "No money, no money, you can afford a tractor, fuck you." Dafuzi was anxious when he heard this, and said, "Why are you scolding?" An agricultural machinery worker next to him said again: "What's wrong with scolding you, you hillbilly old hat." Saying that, the four of them laughed, Dafuzi was really anxious. But thinking about the situation at home, he put on a smile and said: "A few cadres, you are doing well, I really have no money." I've done it for you. As he spoke, he clasped his hands together and gave each of the four of them a shake. The deputy stationmaster of the agricultural machinery said again: "Do it, you have to make a four-dollar yuan, and I will make it for you every day." He burped and said, "Fuck you, there's no money to come back tomorrow." Dafuzi was really anxious, he grabbed the collar of the deputy stationmaster across the table and said, "Why are you scolding." The deputy stationmaster said, "Spread out, you old hat." Did you know that it is illegal for you to assault a state official? You are violently resisting the law, you know? I'll fuck you. Dafuzi couldn't bear it anymore, and he yelled at the deputy stationmaster: "I'll fuck you." His voice won the sympathy of the other three agricultural machinery workers, and one of them kicked Dafuzi's ass and said: "Fuck you, you're still strong, take the money." Dafuzi looked at him, let go of the deputy stationmaster's collar and walked downstairs. Precisely:

It is difficult to be a good person, and it is difficult to be a good person, and it is sad to be humble.

is disgusted by white-eyed people, and has no money in his pocket to suffer.

The current manager, a real executive, is harsh and majestic.

If you have half of the land, who will kill people and cause trouble?

He also said:

The loyal and upright character is easy to be ashamed, and the great blessing is not ordinary.

The hotel meal money is settled early, and the payment can be changed by 13.

Civil servants, dead shell money, and a lot of smiles when they accept bribes.

Poor Dafu is loyal and upright, and he kills people in anger like the sky.

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