Back in the county seat, Xiao Lu bought another gasoline blowtorch non-stop before returning to the hotel.

After entering the house, Li Hongyuan and Uncle Huang were all waiting anxiously. Uncle Huang asked, "Did you get it?" Xiao Lu said: "I got it." Li Hongyuan said: "Then let's go." I said, "We haven't eaten yet." Xiao Lu said: "I won't eat it, San'er, you go and eat." When I saw Xiao Lu's appearance, I also said, "Let's talk about it on the road." ”

The moonlight is cloudy, and the old branch is blown by the wind.

Yellow leaves dance all over the street, and pedestrians wrap clothespins.

The glacier is on the horizon, and the wild dogs are galloping.

The car lights are far away, and the mountains and rivers are cold.

Looking out the window, we were all excited. Sitting on Xiao Lu's Daben, Xiao Lu is pop music played non-stop along the way. He said to me, "San'er, our brothers are really angry. My Xiaolu and Uncle Huang have also been mixed up for all these years, but there are really few brothers who can get along with me. I said: "Brother Xiaolu, Uncle Huang told me how bold and temperamental you are, I didn't know it, but if you know it, I would have registered my marriage with you." Xiao Lu laughed and said, "San'er, you, you!" Okay, let's register tomorrow, and we'll get rid of that mouth when we go back. I said, "No problem, Brother Xiaolu, I'll follow you." In the midst of this chatter, we saw a beautiful woman of forty or fifty years old leading a little boy of seven or eight years old walking in front of our car on the side of the road. But see:

The leather jacket is flipped from the top and bottom, and the brake jacket is pulled out*.

The buttocks are large under the hair, and the fur collar is turned up and the neck is high.

Jin Lian's shoes are thirty-five, and her legs are slender and dizzy.

Looking up, it was very enchanting, and the chest was fastened out of a big bag.

The face is like a delicate snow, and the childish face next to him is beautiful.

He also said:

Shake, shake, shake, legs and arms are coquettish.

The leather coat wraps the spring love, and the figure is very slender.

Fluttering, fluttering, fluttering, the heart runs with the beautiful shadow.

There is no bed or quilt here, and it is good to touch the clothes.

I said, "Brother Xiaolu, look at that child, there is such a big old girl hanging at that point." When you grow up, you will have a chance. Xiao Lu said with a smile: "San'er, are you still not human?" That's a grandmother leading her grandson. I said, "I didn't see it clearly, I thought the child was hanging an old girl." "We drove for fifty minutes and arrived at the cemetery of the Empress Dowager Yu again. After arriving at the ground, Li Hongyuan, the secretary of the brigade, first asked about the situation of the two younger brothers, and both of them said: "It's okay, this place is gloomy and daytime where the sheep herders walk around, and no one comes at all." So, Uncle Huang signaled to give each of them another 300 yuan as overtime pay tonight.

Our work was extremely violent, when Xiao Lu put on protective clothing and wanted to work. Uncle Huang said: "Xiao Lu, you rest, you can do such rough work three times." So I put on my protective suit and started the construction like a desperate one. First we poured sulfuric acid on the slate, and then we warmed it with that special spray gun. But we were wrong, people made alchemy with stones soaked in sulfuric acid, and we poured sulfuric acid on the stones. People have an alchemy cauldron that separates the direct collision of sulfuric acid and fire, and we directly use an open flame to cauterize sulfuric acid to heat it and corrode the stone.

When I turned the flame of the spray gun to turquoise blue, I began to bake the stone splashed with sulfuric acid. Who would have thought that when the sulphuric acid was hot, it would burn the stone, but it would also emit a huge fire and crackling explosion. And that's not the main thing, what's worse is that after the stone is poured with sulfuric acid and then fired, the kind of burnt stone slag will burst and fly in all directions. Even though I had protective clothing, I couldn't open my eyes, and even several of my younger brothers were burned.

Xiao Lu hurriedly shouted at me to stop, and Uncle Huang also said, "Xiao Lu, you can't do this." You see, the flames are attracting the people of the village one by one. Xiao Lu frowned and said, "Damn, it's all spent 20,000 yuan, and I didn't even open the door." San'er, you go to the tomb door to try, there is no possibility of glowing. So I went into the ground with sulfuric acid. Outside the door of the fourth chamber, I poured sulfuric acid on it and started warming it with a spray gun. It's a bit better underground, but there's no air in it, and it's just baked for a moment or two, and the stinging smell of green smoke is that I wear a protective mask and smoke it out. I crawled out and coughed, "Uncle Huang, no, the smoke is too big, I can't see anything and I can't breathe." At this time, Li Hongyuan, the village party secretary, spoke, and he said: "Just eat, you stupid, look at me." As he spoke, he came to snatch the airbrush and hazmat suit from my hand. I looked at Uncle Huang with my eyes, and Uncle Huang motioned for me to give him the protective suit, and I reluctantly began to undress him. In the end, when I was left with shoes, I sat on the stone tablet and had just finished unbuttoning it, but who knew that Li Hongyuan came up and snatched the shoes and said, "Take them, you." I almost fell under his swoop. I wanted to get up and give it to him, but after looking at Uncle Huang, I endured it. At this time, we suddenly saw a small woman with a beautiful face standing on the large stone slab that we had burned with sulfuric acid, laughing at us. I watched dumbly as the woman beckoned back and forth to us. I shouted, "Uncle Huang, there are ghosts. "Exactly:

A hundred years of corpses and bones are not cold, and they think about the youth in the twilight.

The thieves don't like the thick door of the tomb, and the lewd corpse prefers Xiao Langhuan.

The blue fire of the spray gun is like a ghost fire, and the strong man sacrifices his life for money.

Laughing in the bones of a hundred years ago, Xiao Langhuan will be happy in a blink of an eye.

The red-eyed Lu pheasant is amorous 1, and Cixi is a powerful soldier. 2

Yu's daughter laughed in the hole, and I liked it in a group.

Tomb robbers, not ashamed, no bones still want money.

Seeing that there was going to be a funeral, Ge Yong's body was incomplete. 3

He also said:

Yin and Yang are far apart, and they are no more than a coffin.

It is just right to talk about love on the board, and the board depends on each other for 10,000 years.

Men and women are not vulgar, and a pair of skulls are smiling.

People should be happy when they are good, and they should not wait for the coffin to move.

Uncle Huang was also startled when I shouted. Even Uncle Huang and the others saw the graceful girl standing on the stone slab. At this point, the big guys are stupid. But the big guys are also attracted by the beauty of this young girl. But see the bright moonlight spread softly on her face. It is very clear and Huiying's eyes seem to be looking for her own destiny in a daze. He kept scratching at her own hair, but she kept moving. Strangely, every time she came to the edge of the slate, she would return as if she were alert. And then she was still the same hurried steps, and still her face that set off the bright moon but was still more beautiful than the bright moon.

At this time, only Li Hongyuan did not realize the existence of the girl because he turned his back to the girl. Li Hongyuan said to me very arrogantly: "There are ghosts, and some ghosts have caught rammers like you first." At this time, Dan saw that the girl rushed because of Li Hongyuan's voice, and she disappeared suddenly.

Li Hongyuan finished counting me, and then he put the oxygen tank on his back and went down, and then Uncle Huang said: "How is it, it's a." Xiao Lu said: "He was not angry from the beginning of this year. Let's return this circle of fools and see how he opens it. After Xiao Lu finished speaking, he also went down with the oxygen tank on his back, it was obvious that Xiao Lu was afraid that Li Hongyuan would grab the fresh goods first after opening the door, and Li Hongyuan probably rushed to drill down for this reason.

After they went down, Uncle Huang patted me on the shoulder and said, "San'er, I regret it!" You know, then I'll let Ge Yong come. I listened to Uncle Huang's words, I was angry and ashamed, thinking about Li Hongyuan's strength just now, I really wanted to drill down and kill him. But the green smoke rose straight up from the hole in the ground, plus the graceful girl standing on the stone slab just now. Who would dare to step forward?

After a long time, I saw that Uncle Huang didn't speak, so I asked Uncle Huang, "Uncle, did you see that woman just now?" Uncle Huang snorted and puffed on his cigarette and said, "This is a common thing. It's not strange, it's self-defeating. But San'er, this is a harbinger of goods. We've had a lot of this happening. Didn't you see that Xiao Lu was also busy drilling? Li Hongyuan and Xiaolu are all human spirits. They all knew that as soon as such a thing appeared, the treasure was about to arrive.

About ten minutes later, Xiao Lu came up first, and he said, "Bai Da, the stone gate is too thick, I'm afraid it won't be able to burn it for three days and five days." At this time, Li Hongyuan, the secretary of the brigade, also came up, and Uncle Huang ignored him. Li Hongyuan took off the mask of his protective suit and said, "No, the slate is too thick to burn." I said, "We can't do this circle of fools, and neither can you." Li Hongyuan glanced at me and said, "Little cunt, how many days have you been doing?" It's not your place to speak. I'll tell you, your uncle and I can do whatever we want, you can't do it, you know? Obviously, he meant that Sang scolded Huai and said that Xiao Lu was disrespectful to him. No one was there. After a while, Uncle Huang spoke, and he said, "Xiao Lu, is there any other way?" Xiao Lu said with a look of loss of mind and emotion: "No, it seems that it is really going to be done in vain?" Li Hongyuan said again: "I said a long time ago that I would trouble him, and having those things is enough for this year's full points, which is redundant." Uncle Huang said: "You have it, Li Hongyuan, don't break up our buddies' friendship over the years." You say you can leave if you don't do it, and no one will keep you. Li Hongyuan was stunned by Uncle Huang's robbery, but he still laughed again and said: "Brother Huang, this year is not a brother's trickery, you have been outside me from the beginning." Big brother, how many years have we been, can we break the points? No, besides, I," at this time, Uncle Huang said: "Okay Li Hongyuan, we haven't had a chance for so many years." If you think you're losing, we'll break up. I, Huang Bingkui, am not afraid of capsizing in Xiaohegou, won't I bring in a child? Why, this guy made you scream. Li Hongyuan: I think we have been familiar with each other all these years, and besides, we are all grasshoppers tied to the same thread, and we can't run away from you. Look at you, and return us to this circle of stupidity? You have to have a big heart, you can go, I'm not afraid of you reporting me. I don't believe that there is anyone bigger than my Uncle Huang in Ninghe and in Xuanping City. Li Hongyuan was robbed by Uncle Huang for a while, and he had nothing to say, he glanced at me and said, "What are you stunned, you can put it on." With that, he took off his hazmat suit and threw it to me.

After the green smoke ran away, Xiao Lu and I drilled down again. Looking at the burned stone gate, I said, "Empress Dowager Yu opened the door, we came to see you." Xiao Lu snorted and said, "You still have the heart to make fun of it." You might as well say, Empress Dowager Yu opened the door, we are here to rape you. I said, "Yes, Brother Xiaolu, I think of a joke when it comes to rape." said that there was a gentleman in the past. When his daughter-in-law died, he cut off her and hid it. But after a while, he felt that it was too difficult to be a common man. So, he shaved his hair and became a monk. It is said that those who are greedy for learning and art are lazy to become monks, and they are not greedy or lazy to grow crops. As a monk, he really has filial sons and grandsons to give him food and drink. Therefore, he is confused and old. After a few years, he also became a host. But his addiction to fighting is quite great, and he takes out his wife's thing and snorts twice every night, and then goes to sleep. One day, another monastery held a puja meeting and asked this host to attend as well. But what this old monk is most worried about is his wife's things. So he called one of the youngest monks over and instructed, "Little monk, for the sake of the teacher, I want to go out to another monastery to hold a puja." Do you see that? This box contains the treasure of our temple. You've got a good idea. I'll be back in a few days, and you can't open it! The little monk reverently agreed, "Don't worry, Master." I'm optimistic that it is. So the old monk went out with confidence. As soon as the old monk left, the little monk thought, what is the treasure of this town temple? Therefore, the little monk opened it out of curiosity.

When the little monk opened the box, he saw that it was a paper bag wrapped in oilcloth. When he opened the paper bag again, the little monk saw that it was a dry piece of lean meat. The little monk thought to himself, Master told us to fast every day. It turns out that he smells meat every day. Therefore, the little monk couldn't resist the temptation of gluttonous insects, so he gave him some salty salt and roasted it and ate it.

After a few more days, I saw that the old monk was coming back. The little monk was in a hurry. He was afraid that the old monk would ask about the treasure of the temple. He walked around the monastery, and finally he grabbed a house sparrow4 and wrapped it in a paper bag and put it in a box. When the old monk came back, he saw that the box was still there. He couldn't wait until the evening, and hurriedly opened the box to continue using his wife's belongings. But as soon as he opened the paper bag, the house finch flew away.

The old monk was puzzled. The next day, he called the little monk and told him many examples of monks not speaking in a foreign language. The little monk said, "Master, you can say it." I'm not lying. So the old monk scratched his head and said, "In vain! Old monk, I am seventy-three years old, and I have never seen a dry cunt fly into the sky. When the little monk heard this, he also touched his head and said, "Master! Little monk, I am only sixteen this year, and I actually treat dry cunt as dry meat. ”

Xiao Lu sneered after listening to me, and said, "I also have such a joke." It is said that there was a mother-in-law in the past, and when the man died, she cut off the man and hid it, and then kept it for use every night. This mother-in-law has a girl who is ten years old. Every night, she saw her mother take a paper bag from the cabinet and put it in the quilt to bulge. So out of curiosity, one day when her mother was not at home, she took out the paper bag from the cabinet. When the girl opened the paper bag, she saw that it was a round piece of lean meat with skin. So she also baked and roasted and ate it. As soon as the girl finished eating, she suddenly remembered that her mother was here. Therefore, she also grabbed a house finch and put it in the cabinet. At night, when the children were asleep, she went down to the ground and took out the paper bag from the cabinet to prepare for a good time. But as soon as she opened the paper bag. The house finch 'Terlen' got down, knocked the window paper into a hole and flew away. The woman was in a hurry, and she hurriedly shouted: "Girl, girl, hurry up and light the lamp." Your father's dick became a fine man, and I didn't catch two of the three and poked a big hole in the window. Oops! Girl, girl, don't order it. Your daddy's guy ran away. After Xiao Lu finished speaking, Xiao Lu and I both covered our stomachs with laughter and couldn't stand up.

After laughing, I said to Xiao Lu: "Brother Xiao Lu, the door of this queen mother is going to be opened, and we will also be treacherous." Look what she really looks like. Xiao Lu said: "She looks like a person, and she has two arms and legs, what else can she look like?" "It's also in the joke between Xiao Lu and me. Xiao Lu looked at the spark that had just been lit by the blowtorch in my hand, and he suddenly seemed to have found a way to open the stone door, and he said almost with a happy expression: "Empress Dowager Yu, we will come to see you again tomorrow night." Then he said to me, "San'er, go." ”

1 "The Book of the Later Han Dynasty • The Biography of Liu Penzi" records that in the last years of the Western Han Dynasty, Wang Mang harshly oppressed and exploited the people after usurping the Han Dynasty. So the vigorous Green Forest Red Eyebrows uprising led by Wang Feng and Wang Kuang broke out.

Emperor Mang was twenty-five years old. The Red Mei Army, led by Fan Chong, entered Guanzhong and captured Chang'an. and killed the first emperor Liu Xuan, and established Liu Penzi of the new Han clan as the emperor.

After the Red Mei army invaded Chang'an, they burned the palace and dug up the tombs of the emperors of the Western Han Dynasty as a way to prepare military funds. The Red Eyebrow army braved the wind and snow to rush to the vicinity of Xianyang in today's Shaanxi, "excavated the tombs, took their treasures, and then insulted the corpse of Empress Lu." All thieves send it, and those who have jade boxes are all alive, so the red eyebrows are more obscene. ”

Lu Pheasant, the queen of Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, died of illness at the age of 61, and it had been more than 200 years since Lu Pheasant was buried in 180 BC when the Red Mei Army dug the tomb. The surprising thing is that Lu Pheasant is still the same as when he was alive, so the bold Red Eyebrow Tomb Robbers, they jointly dragged Lu Pheasant out of the jade box and raped him.

2. In 1922, when Wu Peifu, the "Xiucai General", was in Luoyang, he strictly ordered the arrest of Sun Dianying, a big drug dealer, which made Sun Dianying unable to gain a foothold in Luoyang, so Sun Dianying fled to Shaanzhou in Sanmenxia City, and finally came to Qingdongling, Zunhua City, Hebei Province.

In the early summer of 1928, Sun Dianying, the commander of the 12th Army of the National Revolutionary Army appointed by Chiang Kai-shek, ordered Tan Wenjiang, the commander of the First Division under his command, to lead his troops to blow up the cemetery of Tanglin Cixi in the name of exercises. Sun Dianying stipulated that the treasures should be concentrated and then distributed, and no one was allowed to hide them privately. But under the strong stimulus of this vast wealth, where can those soldiers control themselves? Sun Dianying gritted his teeth and ordered Tan Wenjiang, commander of the First Division, to shoot at the officers and soldiers who were frantically tearing and looting.

The corpses kept falling, and Sun Dianying finally took control of the situation. However, there are still people who hide jewelry in their underwear, hold it in their mouths, and even stuff it in their anuses......

This is probably the most heinous tomb robbery in Chinese history. This tomb robbery not only has the world's eye-popping endless treasures being bought and sold by Sun Dianying or otherwise exiled abroad, but also the scandal of the Empress Dowager Cixi being raped.

When Cixi's coffin was opened, the officers and soldiers saw that Cixi's face was as bright as life, and her skin was fair and plump. It's just a beauty billet who has just fallen asleep. So the tomb robbers actually moved*, and some of them ripped off their pants and raped corpses. Unexpectedly, the corpse shrank like a ghost in an instant because of the air, which made this super tomb robber immediately collapse next to Cixi's corpse with Cixi's shrinkage。。。。。。

3 Ge Yong: In this book, the old thief who has been guarding the equipment since the beginning of the tomb robbery. At this time, it was San'er who took his place in previous years.

4 house finch; The finch is clever. Northern dialect house finches even sparrows.

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