57 happy to return home elated (with Xi Shi)
In the evening, Uncle Huang asked me, "San'er, why don't you go home to see Xiaomei?" I said, "She called and said she was going back to her parents' house." She said she would be back tonight, but she probably hasn't come back yet. Uncle Huang said: "Then you should go back tonight to have a look, the people who have a family are not married at all." So, I had dinner at Uncle Huang's, and I pretended to leave Uncle Huang's house. Then happily ran to my love nest with Xiaomei. But when I was waiting for the bus at the intersection. A car whistle twisted my face staring at the bus line. I looked back and saw that I was letting go of the unlicensed Geely sedan and greeting me with a grin.
I climbed into Song's Geely car, and I said, "Song, how could you steal Dad's money to buy the car?" I won't tell you daddy or me. Song smiled and said: "My good son, with your natural poor appearance, you can't earn a car money in your life." Your dad and I buy a car in two weeks. Wait, my good son. Wait for Dad to get the money again, and buy you one. I laughed and said, "Loose, seriously." I see that several of you have bought a car, Uncle Huang bought it for you? Song said: "He? He bought it for 3000. This is the transportation that our second boss and three biaozi have given my brother a few times. I said, "How do you make it loose?" Song pulled the steering wheel and said, "This is called a child without a mother, it's a long story." I'll pull you up when I'm free, and you'll get it all right. I said, "Not today, I'll have something to do when I go home." Song Yin and Yang said strangely: "Get yours." No matter how good the buddies in this society are, they are in vain. In Uncle Huang's words, the man who can't be pulled back by nine cows, and the wilting of a woman's yin mao. What do you do. I said, "Don't fart." It's really okay for Uncle Huang to call me back today. Roll the calves. "Exactly:
If you talk about it, I'll talk about it, and the sorghum tree bears cherries.
The magpie lays a swan egg, and the rat holds a big tanuki.
A child of ninety-nine went out and met a man biting a dog.
Pick up the dog to hit the brick, for fear that the brick will bite the hand.
Good people don't say upside down, but carry donkeys in their pockets.
You say blow and I blow, and the rooster lays eggs and hatches the tortoise.
The peach tree grows the size of a watermelon, and strawberries grow on the corn stalks.
Eighteen girls marry Lao Suo, and the long hair on her legs pulls the cow away.
Untie the belt to make noodles, spit and drown the dog.
One day the girl was gone, and the old man was anxious to take a closer look.
Cooking fell into the rice bag, and there was no way to do it.
The sieves and baskets are all used, and the number of rice grains is 800 million.
The old man was anxious and listened carefully to the daughter-in-law of the stove.
Pick up the matchbox and look at it, the daughter-in-law's waist is thick enough to hug it.
I thought that my daughter-in-law was going to give birth, so I took it out of the box and walked slowly.
Raise a child, and the sky is nine feet long.
In a joke, Song parked the car downstairs at our house. Seeing that Song's parking was so in place, I said again: "Song, can you drive?" Song said: "I will eat!" But it's easy to play. The car was picked up, and Sanbiaozi pulled us on, and we practiced for half a day at the combat readiness airfield in the Bali Camp. A few of us learned it. After more than twenty days, Bendu came back. I said, "Bought it?" Song smiled and said, "Do you still need to buy it?" My brother-in-law and I both work in the traffic management department. I'll say a word, if you say it's A or B, you will be back in a month at most. I said, "My brother-in-law has bought a Geely car, but I don't have a brother-in-law yet." Loose, do you say that my mixed nest is not a nest? "Pine came over and punched me hard. I said, "Brother-in-law, go back." Your brother-in-law and I have to go back and sleep with your own sister, so that I can drive again. "Matsu saw me go down the stairs, and he left in a Geely sedan.
When I opened the door with the key, the lights in the room lit up my eyes. I saw Xiaomei sitting on the edge of the bed watching TV. The feminine aura emanating from her back suddenly made me feel excited. Xiaomei's body shape is really beautiful. A shawl of fine soft hair covered his beautiful neck and shoulders. But the rest of the hair was right in her armpit. Her straight back immediately made me want to touch her breasts. But before I could implement it, Xiaomei was disturbed by the sound of the door opening. She turned her head and saw that it was me and said, "You're back." Then she turned back to watch her TV.
I didn't care about her ignorance, and pushed her down on the bed with a single stroke. Xiaomei said: "What are you doing? I said, "I'm going crazy if you think about it, what else can I do?" So I hurriedly tore Xiaomei's clothes. Xiaomei didn't resist, she just let it naturally spit out an old saying: "Animal, you animal"。。。。。。。