In the days when Kuroko was in prison, our days were still the days when my niece played lanterns – business as usual. We travel to and from Liaoning, Hebei, Beijing, Tianjin and Qingdao. Our aim is to be a bazaar, and we only squat for one day. We're taking a shot to change places. When we set up a stall in Huludao to make money. Daman met a girl from Qiqihar in the northeast, and when Daman was evacuating Huludao, he told Uncle Huang that he was going to stay, and that he was going to marry the girl named Maomao and go back. Uncle Huang asked him if he had a score? Daman said: "Uncle, I'm also twenty-four or five." Today I just discovered what true love is. Uncle Huang smiled and said, "Uncle, don't stop you." But if you remember to see that it didn't work, you should have withdrawn earlier. Don't hold on to it. You must know that the scorpion tail bee needle is the most poisonous in a woman's heart. Daman said: "Uncle, don't worry." When I get her to go with her, you can wait to give me a gift. ”

After we walked from Huludao, we went to Panjin, then to Chifeng, Xuanping, and Weichang, and then we returned to Ninghe. Of course, I'm just talking about a big box of itineraries. We have to go through most of the big gatherings in this area in every place. So when we returned to Ninghe, it was two months later.

When we return to Ninghe. Haruko, the younger brother who took care of the house, said that Brother Daman had already returned. He led the woman and said she was going home. When Uncle Huang heard this, he said, "It is impossible to follow me every day after Daman." The man who couldn't pull back the nine cows made the little girl stretch her pants. You kids! I love you in vain. When I marry my daughter-in-law, I'm fucking a bunch of white-faced wolves. ”

We've heard that Daman got that Mao Mao back. Busy with the second son, he called Daman. Daman said on the phone that he would not come to Uncle Huang for a while. He wants to live a good life with Maomao at home. The second son scolded with a smile: "Daman, don't break people, you old bachelor." Daman scolded him: ", you cattle." My brother is already a family man. Just wait and do as you please. ”

Daman's famous flowers have masters, so we are all eager to try. We almost all wish we had a little girl to sleep to fill the emotional void. The sunspots, who are relatively large, have already mastered the correct channels for prostitution. And we, the little Uncle Huang, explicitly forbade them to take us to prostitution. Therefore, we can only look at the beautiful little girls on the street every day, and we are anxious.

Ten days after Heizi came back, one afternoon, Uncle Huang hurriedly asked Chunpeng to prepare a car and said that he was going out. The second son sat on the sofa and stared dryly, not daring to ask about Uncle Huang's whereabouts. On the second day, we asked Chun Peng, only to learn that Uncle had gone to Daman's house. The reason is that something happened to the Daman family.

It turned out that the Daman family lived in Gongshayuan Village in our county. Although the Daman family is not rich, it is not poor. Their home is a typical day of not being poor or rich in the Guanting Reservoir (1). But because Daman knew Ge Yanzi, he felt that it was easier to get money from Uncle Huang, so he followed Uncle Huang.

Daman has been leading the girl of Qiqihar in Huludao since Maomao returned to Gongshayuan Village. Daman lived an enviable life. Daman's family is naturally overjoyed, and Daman's parents wish that the girl would give birth to a boy and a girl at once to stabilize the heart of this aunt and mother-in-law. So Daman's mother made a good house for Daman and Maomao, so that Daman and Maomao could sleep together. Therefore, Da Man and Mao Mao are almost a good night and a sweet night. The day was fine for two days. For more than a month, Da Man and Mao Mao have been glued together almost every day due to their youth. Except for eating and going out of the house, almost no one in the family saw them again. The angry old father said resentfully when chatting with his neighbors: "What do you say that dead girl looks like the naked eye? Our family Daman and she sit on the bed every day and look at it. You look at me, I look at you. If you don't do any work, what's the point? The more you look at it, the uglier it gets. ”

To say that Daman's accident is also related to Uncle Huang. A few days ago, Uncle Huang called Daman and asked Daman to come up. Uncle Huang is also kind, he thinks that if Daman wants to get married, he wants to give Daman some funds to help Daman settle the marriage. But Daman came to the county seat to find Uncle Huang, and there was an accident at home that day.

Early in the morning, Daman and Maomao lied that they had buddies in the county seat who hadn't seen him for many years and wanted to go and see. Of course, Mao Mao is also coquettish and stupid, and she wants to go with her. Daman was afraid that Mao Mao would know that he was a thief, so he made up a few more lies and left Mao Mao at home. Before leaving, Daman told his mother: "Mom, my dad has gone up the mountain." I'm going to the county seat. You're at home with Maomao for a day. I'll be back in the evening. "Daman's mother is full of promises. Who thinks that the parting between Maomao and Daman will become the final parting.

After Daman left, Daman's mother thought to go to Daman and Maomao's house, right? She was sloppy, and every time she went to their house, she was in a hurry to clean the dirt on the bed. A few days ago, because Maomao and Daman didn't get up, she went over to call them to get up and eat. mistakenly pulled Maomao's feet as a big one. As a result, Maomao cried for a long time, and Da Man shook off his face for several days. Besides, this Mao Mao has never chatted with himself almost once for so many days. To tell the truth, Daman marrying such a daughter-in-law is strongly opposed in his heart. Maomao is too lazy for her to come these days. She barely did anything other than sleep with Daman. She didn't even bother to make dumplings at home, and refused to come out to help. But at present, there is a shortage of women in this society, and she does not dare to stop this family business. In case he can't marry a daughter-in-law after Daman, won't he be left behind with a lifetime of complaints.

Daman's mother thought about it again and again, and she decided to come back at noon to cook for Maomao. Now she is going out to play mahjong to save her from the embarrassment between her and Mao Mao. So, Daman's mother said to Maomao, and she went out to play mahjong with her neighbors.

When Daman's mother leaves. Maomao was watching TV while munching on the melon seeds that Daman bought for her. To be honest, Mao Mao doesn't like the Daman family. But Daman is really obedient and flattering to himself. Therefore, Maomao has to get by, she feels that as long as there is a persistent love of Daman, even if it is enough to pay for this life.

It was about ten o'clock in the morning. Mao Maoyin drank a lot of water, and she wanted to go down to the ground to pee. But when she pulled out the urinals from under the bed, she found them full. It's Daman who got up early and forgot to pour the urinal. Therefore, Mao Mao carried the urinal and wanted to go outside the hospital to empty the urinal, which was convenient by the way.

Maomao poured out the urinal in the courtyard. When she unbuckled her belt and crouched down to pee. A terrible thing happened. She saw that the Tibetan mastiff of the Daman family was not tied today, and now it was pounced on her.

The Tibetan mastiff raised in Daman's house is very vicious. This Tibetan mastiff has a body size of more than one meter. Nearly 90 centimeters tall. But see:

Mao has long legs, strong and tall, deep mouth, violent teeth, and black and scorched tongue.

From a distance, it looks like a maned lion's roar, and the heart is thrown away when it is close to it.

The ghosts are also afraid, the gods are also anxious, and Yama is furious when he sees it.

The fierce demon trembles when he encounters it, which is really a good root and a seedling.

This big Tibetan mastiff was actually spread after Daman's mother was afraid that someone at home would be shocked when she left, so she deliberately closed the door. But how did she know that Maomao, who doesn't go out every day, will come out to urinate today and come out for a little relief。。。。。。

When Mao Mao found the Tibetan mastiff. Tibetan mastiffs have also found hairy hair. Maomao was frightened and couldn't pee, she hurriedly put on her pants and wanted to jump back into the house. But when she moved, a Tibetan mastiff rushed up with a tiger pounce. But Mao Mao let out a heart-rending howl, and then she was thrown to the ground by the Tibetan mastiff. The Tibetan mastiff bit Maomao's neck in one bite. Mao Mao tried hard to push the Tibetan mastiff's head away, but Hugh said that it was a weak woman. is a macho man like Daman, and he is enough to choke the opponent of the Tibetan mastiff. Besides, these days, Maomao is a sweet night and a spring supper. She had already let Chunchao hollow out her body, and her current strength might not even be able to catch a cat, and this is still a fierce Tibetan mastiff.

The Tibetan mastiff is biting hard. Maomao struggled. Man and animal, animal and man are mixed together. At first, Mao Mao was still howling. After a while, Mao Mao didn't move. The Tibetan mastiff saw that Mao Mao did not move. It bit Maomao's arm and screamed for a while. When it saw that Maomao really didn't move, it relieved itself and began to lick Maomao's body. The smell of blood on Maomao's body stimulated the cranial nerves of the Tibetan mastiff. It kept sniffing at Maomao. Suddenly, it stopped. It turned out that because the Tibetan mastiff appeared too hastily, Mao Mao didn't have time to lift his pants. The Tibetan mastiff sniffed and sniffed, and it seemed to feel the spring smell of the female dog. It sneezed vigorously, then licked it with its tongue before biting down。。。。。

Besides, Daman's mother is very smooth this day. A few levers in quick succession split the banker. There was a large stack of bills in front of her. Seeing that it was time to cook at noon, when Daman's mother asked to go home to cook for her daughter-in-law, the sisters refused to let her go. Everyone said that she won the money and wanted to slip away. Daman's mother was kind and embarrassed, and when she thought about it, Mao Mao was so big that she would definitely be able to cook. So she went on to play mahjong again.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Daman came back from Uncle Huang, and Daman was indescribably happy in his heart. Uncle Huang gave him 5,000 yuan for his share in Huludao this time. And Uncle Huang also said that if Daman gets married, Uncle Huang will get him another 35,000. Daman left Uncle Huang's house with a thousand thanks. But when Daman entered his own house, Daman was dumbfounded. Da Man saw that his Tibetan mastiff was gnawing on a corpse with relish. Based on her clothes and hair, she concluded that the woman was Maomao. With a loud roar, he picked up a shovel in the corner of the wall and slashed at the Tibetan mastiff. When the Tibetan mastiff saw that his master was back, he was brandishing a shovel at him. It turned around and ran back to its nest.

Daman wanted to pick up Maomao. But Mao Mao has been torn into tatters by the Tibetan mastiff, and at this time it has reached the point where there is no way to start. But seeing that Maomao's head was bitten by a Tibetan mastiff, it was already a blur of flesh and blood. One of the arms was also bitten by a Tibetan mastiff, revealing a bone. Especially the most hateful thing is that Mao Mao's lower body was bitten by the Tibetan mastiff and even took out a lot of intestines after eating, raising a large pool of chaos underground. The big man's hair stood on end slightly. He shouted, "Maomao." Then he took the shovel and ran to the Tibetan mastiff. At this time, the Tibetan mastiff had been dyed red with Mao's blood. Daman's 'poof' spade did not kill the Tibetan mastiff. Instead, the Tibetan mastiff barked its teeth at Daman after being in pain. Daman was also a little worried when he saw the appearance of the Tibetan mastiff. So Daman put down the shovel and changed out an amiable face, tentatively touched the head of the Tibetan mastiff, and then called "spotted" and hung a neck sleeve around the neck of the Tibetan mastiff.

Daman returned to the house, picked up the pig-killing knife and ran to the Tibetan mastiff. When the Tibetan mastiff was still shaking its head and tail, Da Man stabbed the Tibetan mastiff in the chest with a knife. The pain made the Tibetan mastiff react. It wanted to bite Daman's hand and hold on. But Daman had already withdrawn his hand. Therefore, the Tibetan mastiff bit the handle of the pig-killing knife, and held on to it. Daman picked up the shovel again and slashed at the Tibetan mastiff with his head and face.

The Tibetan mastiff died. Da Man cried and hugged Maomao's body. He attached Maomao's arm with his hand, and then tied the joint tightly with Maomao's tunic that had been torn by the Tibetan mastiff. Then he wanted to send Maomao's intestines back. But the intestines are sticky with dirt. Da Man cried and went to the tap to get a basin of water, and then squatted down to wash Maomao's intestines. At this time, Daman's mother came back.

Daman's mother is a red luck on this day. She won a total of more than a thousand dollars today. When she didn't get home, she was still thinking about how she would show off her achievements to her family tonight. But when she got home, she found that Daman was washing Maomao's intestines. She couldn't believe her eyes, but it was a fact in front of her. She hurriedly asked, "Daman, what's the matter?" Daman looked up at his mother and yelled angrily, "What are you doing?" Daman's mother said in astonishment: "Play mahjong." Daman shouted hysterically: "I'll let you play." After speaking, Daman rushed to the kennel, pulled out the pig-killing knife from the dog's chest, and came to his mother's side viciously, saying, "I let you play?" Then, before his mother could react, he grabbed his mother's hand and swished twice, cutting off all the fingers of his biological mother's right hand. Daman's mother let out a painful 'ah'. Watching his fingers fall, these ten fingers are connected with the pain in his heart and his own panic. She cried twice and passed out.

Daman watched his mother pass out with his own eyes. He regretted what he had just done. He went up and hugged his mother who had passed out and shouted, "Come on, come on." ”

When Daman's mother was taken away by an ambulance. The calm and calm Daman called Uncle Huang. That's why Uncle Huang rushed over.

Chunpeng finished speaking. We all feel sorry for Mao Mao and Da Man. Yu Lao Wu said: "A few years ago, a similar thing happened in the village of his eldest sister's family on the dam. Said that the family gave birth to a child. After the child was full moon, the old man and his son went out to work again. Both mother-in-law and daughter-in-law like to play mahjong. At dinner that day, my daughter-in-law thought, I'll eat quickly, and I'll leave after eating. The mother-in-law also has to coax the child. And the mother-in-law finished eating, because her heart was full of card friends. So she also thought that her daughter-in-law would go back to the house to see the children first. So she also hurriedly played mahjong. And in the family's house raised an old sow. On this day, because there is no one at home to feed it. It opened the door and ran out, and when it had been wandering around for a long time, it went out of the house. It is conceivable that the month-old child hit the field and the stimulation of that milky fragrance. The old sow dragged the child off the kang and ate it. Wait for the daughter-in-law and mother-in-law to come back and take a look. said that the daughter-in-law was crazy at that time. After Yu Lao Wu finished speaking, the big guys said that he was talking nonsense, but Yu Lao Wu was trying his best to refute to the end.

(1) Guanting Reservoir: refers to a kind of cigarettes in yellow packaging from Zhangjiakou Cigarette Factory in Hebei Province in the past. The price is low, and a miniature of the Guanting Reservoir is painted on its cigarette case.