No. 5 was caught for improper sunspots (attached to the east window incident)
According to common sense, those of us who are small only have the share of housekeeping, but we do not have the share of housekeepers. So every time we hand over our hard-earned income, Uncle Huang will give a large part of it to the early children who already have families, such as Xiaoguang and Ge Yanzi, and those of us who are small will have enough fur to eat and wear. But those of us who are small now, such as Kuroko, Fu Guo, I, Erzi, Song, etc., have all reached the age of understanding. This eats and drinks for money, and the song and dance hall KTV kills the money. There are also those heartbreaking women who sit on the stage, and the little playmates will turn around and leave when they leave the money. So, although the money that Uncle Huang gave us will be enough, there is still a distance from enough luxury.
In fact, it is not a precedent for sunspots to go it alone, Xiaoguang and Xiaofei in the early stage often do not accompany us, and take a heads-up approach to go out and cut money. It's just that it's too dangerous to play in the dark. It was during the southbound period. At the entrance of the KFC store in the foreign goods market in Tanggu, Tianjin, the two sons and we all finished working that day after paying the money. Who knew that Heizi actually carried us from Tanggu Riverside Square to make a motorcycle, but was caught.
Heizi panted and came back to find someone, Uncle Huang didn't say anything, he went up with a cane, and he covered his thighs and shed tears. Uncle Huang said angrily: "Did you let the water flush your head? In this unfamiliar land, how do you get rid of it after you get it? Kuroko stared at them dryly, but didn't say a word. At this time, Kuroko and even everyone knew that something was going on. The big guys all looked at Uncle Huang, but Uncle Huang was the first to look at him. At this time, seven or eight people came from outside the small hotel we rented, and they shouted and wanted to come in and look for someone. Fortunately, the shopkeeper was obstructing them, and I saw Uncle Huang's nose twitch twice and said, "Fly, Xiaoguang, copy the guy, I can't do it." Alas! Fei looked at the second son and said, "Second son, you go and drive, let's go." Then he sat down on the bed again without hurrying.
Fei is an early disciple of Uncle Huang, and he is one or two years old Chinese New Year's Eve today. Both he and Thunder are known for their neat hands and feet. When the second son, Chun Peng squeezed out to drive first, we also came to the door of the hotel one after another. At the door of the hotel, we saw seven or eight people with Henan accents shouting and arresting people in this alley. When they saw so many of us, they thought they were staying in the hotel, and they came out to see the excitement. So they screamed even more, but they wanted to go into the house to find it, and the scene was not allowed. Park Shin was chatting with them in a persuasive way. Ge Yanzi is also messing around with them. After a while, the sunspot thief came out with Uncle Huang in his head, and it could be seen that the things were cleaned up. The two sons also drove their cars from the parking lot. I saw the Henan people shouting: "It's that kid who pries my car." Hurriedly grabbed him and said: "Brother, he is my brother, you see the difference, this society is a legal society who dares to go out to pry the car, and he is still such a burly person as the eldest brother." The boy shouted even more. At this time, I saw that Hei pulled out a double-connected steel pipe and went up to a steel pipe, and the blood of the Henan people immediately flowed down. As soon as those people saw the sunspot, they shouted together to get up. But before they could react, Fei and Ge showed their strength to get more money. Saw:
Raising his legs and flying feet in an instant, the flying hero broke the sky.
The strong man who kicked in the east fell down, and the strong man who beat the strong man in the west screamed cold.
The sunspot steel pipe fell, and another strong man's blood flowed.
There is no time for a moment, and the seven or eight strong men will finish immediately.
The gang was beaten by Fei, Xiaoguang, and Ge Luzi three times and five divided by two. One of the bloody Henan people was in a hurry, and when he got up, he grabbed the broken chair next to him and wanted to play with his life. But it's still fast. I saw Feifei kick off the chair. shouted, "Fuck you," and flew up the chair and pointed it at the man's head. The blood flowed down immediately, and the man stared at all the people present and fell down, flew up and kicked him twice on the head, rubbed the blood on the soles of his shoes on the ground, turned around and scolded the shopkeeper: "Zhao Guoqiang, you are going to give Lao Tzu a run, Lao Tzu will come back and destroy your whole family." The shopkeeper was so frightened that he didn't dare to say a word, and Fei added a sentence, "Did you hear that?" The shopkeeper hurriedly said, "I heard it, I heard it, and then the sunspot hugged Uncle Huang, we got on the second son, and the two Jinbei cars driven by Chunpeng drove away in the dust."
When our car drove out of Tanggu, we got on the Beijing-Shanghai Expressway. Uncle Huang asked Zheng Jinfei: "Feizi, how do you know the name of the shopkeeper?" Zheng Jinfei replied pleasantly; Enter the door and his business license is there. Phineas's answer caused us to burst into laughter.
Back in Ninghe County, Uncle Huang scolded the sunspots. For nearly half a month, Uncle Huang didn't allow us to go out to do things. He said that this was a harbinger of evil, and that he would wait for the time to start. Sure enough, Hei was deducted by Uncle Huang because of a mistake, and he was crazy and had another accident.
It all started three months ago. There is a mass store KTV in our Ninghe County, and we will not forget to pick at the cashier's leg every time we leave. Although we are also picking, but black doesn't know how to pick, and black really picks the cashier girl. Therefore, black money is spent like snowflakes. Almost all of the cashier's sisters got the benefits from the black. And Hei has lived a stretched life because of this. In desperation, Hei chose to go it alone to solve the urgent need.
That day, at the gate of our county youth activity center, Hei went to pry the car again. As a result, people came out to pat Hei on the shoulder, and Hei apologized and said that he had confessed. Not long after the man left, Hei saw that it was okay and went to pry his car again, only to be caught by the man again. This time, the man had to go to the public security bureau to talk about it. Kuroko was in a hurry, and he tried his best to break free of that person's hands. But that person just clings to it. Kuroko was in a hurry, so he took out the double steel pipe and gave it to the family several times. Imagine that Ninghe County is such a big fart, and the matter of sunspots has made the entire county boiling, and almost everyone's eyes are focused on the personnel of the Public Security Bureau. This thief is too rampant. Some people even say that even the Public Security Bureau let the thieves steal it. The people from the Public Security Bureau didn't dare to say anything when they came out. Therefore, Kuroko became famous in the gang. He was once again harshly trained by Uncle Huang. However, the Public Security Bureau has long dealt with the sunspot as a serious and extraordinarily serious case.
That day, Kuroko came to me and said that I wanted to go out for a walk when I was idle, but I couldn't find anything to do after a long time. At this time, Hei's sister called and said that Hei wanted to go back. So Kuroko and I went to Kuro's house together. Black's home is quite poor. On the other side of a large river, three broken tiled houses are the black home. Entering the house is like a hangout, and in this relatively developed society, there is not even a piece of glass installed in the black home. Hei scolded when he entered the house: "If you have a big fart, look for me, what are you looking for me?" At this time, Hei's father heard Hei's shouting, he walked down from the kang with a stick and said, "Xiao'er, your brother-in-law will fetch some firewood, he will work, you go and carry it back for your father." Alas! I'm too old to carry it. Hei roared: "When you get old, you will die, what are you carrying firewood for?" The old man said no more, sighed and moved back to the kang.
At this time, Hei's sister called again. I heard, "Son, your brother-in-law is working and leaving." Three beams, he hit more than a dozen firewood. You go and carry it back for Dad. Black Dao: "I won't go, whoever beats will carry it." His sister said, "Who is it for?" Carry it for Dad. Whoever fights will carry it, whether you like to carry it or not. He's your dad too. At this time, Kuroko frowned, hung up the phone, and scolded: "Love can't carry it." I don't burn it, and I don't go. San'er, go. I said, "Why don't we go?" You two and me, we'll be done in a few trips. Otherwise, we'll be fine. Kuroko said: "I want to go to you." After you carry it, I will give you fifty dollars, and I will hire you. I said, "You don't like to carry the beauty you think." If you don't carry it, let's go. Kuroko smiled and said, "Let's go." β
Out of Kuroko's house. Heizi said as he walked: "San'er, you look at my dead family, my dead father has been lazy all his life." How old do you think he is older than Uncle Huang? Compared to Uncle Huang, he is not even a fart. I said, "My family is similar to yours." "That's when I accidentally looked up and saw a police car parked across the river. I said, "Kuroko, look. Looking at the sunspot again, he didn't bother to say a word to me, and he swooped down like a rabbit with a spear and an arrow feather, and rushed to the hillside behind their house. As soon as I looked at the black posture, I thought it must be that we were scam on the big set, and the East Window incident happened 1. That's why I don't care much. I followed Kuroko and rushed towards the hillside like a chase. Apparently, the police across the river also noticed that Kuroko and I were abnormal. They shouted and lunged at me and Kuroko.
I sprinted forward with all my might. I barely bothered to look back. 'Plop' I tripped over a mess of wood. I just lay down in the mess and listened to the movements of the police and Kuroko. After a while, I heard two policemen 'snorting, snorting', panting, and chasing Kuroko up the hillside just a dozen meters away from me. About twenty minutes passed. I heard two policemen dragging Kuroko down the hill like dead chickens. I sneaked a peek. I saw Kuroko bleeding from his nose. The way he walks is a bit crooked. Obviously, Kuroko asked the police to beat him.
watched Kuroko being torn and stuffed into the police car by two policemen. My heart pounded with fear. I was busy squatting in the firewood to call my second son. The second son told me to squat there first and don't move, and we'll talk about it when you come back when you see that it's okay.
In the evening, I told Uncle Huang what had happened, and Uncle Huang was furious again. He scolded us, and we knew that the house was full of, but he had to clean it. Uncle Huang stood up and asked me why I hadn't been arrested by the police. I said that Kuroko was wearing a red shirt and it was easy to be noticed, and I was wearing a gray T-shirt so I ran back. Precisely:
The male rat holds the female rat and begs, and the female rat is not amorous by nature.
is only greedy for the beauty of food and clothing, and gives up your waist and hips to rub you.
He also said:
There is a knife on the head of the color word, and the greedy love for wine is not strong.
Please look at the day when the sunspot is caught, the cashier must be snickering.
The next few days are to send clothes and meals to Kuroko in peace to show the warmth of the big family. And Uncle Huang said that in less than two months, he would fish out the sunspots again when he frustrated the sunspots' anger.
One night two weeks later, Uncle Huang said that the trial would be held in the dark. Uncle said that we all have to go and see him. I stuck to Uncle Huang and said, "Uncle, do we need to rob the sunspot?" When Uncle Huang heard this, he turned around and scolded me: "Oops! San'er, what the are you thinking? Are you a good man in Liangshan? Then he said to me in a different tone: "Okay, my father, you fathers, let me worry." "I was scolded by Uncle Huang, and I was so scared that I didn't dare to speak anymore.
On the day of the sunspot parade, the people in our gang were all crowded in the crowd to watch. Kuroko looked much thinner, but his spirit still showed his elite energy. When the public trial comes to Kuroko. The most ridiculous thing is the old man who tied up our car repairer on West Street in Ninghe County. After Kuroko stole the bicycles, he sold them to him for sixty yuan each. He then dismantled the car and put it back together for rent or sale. But this time something happened to Kuroko. Kuroko couldn't withstand the touch of the electric baton and the fall of the rubber rod, and he closed the plate and carried it out. So Kuroko led the police officer to the old man to confess. Good old man! Not only did he pour out all the bikes that bought sunspots, but he also squatted for half a month and was detained and fined 1,000 yuan. Oh my! Is!
The west wind blows the green willows, and the branches do not move their roots.
If there is no intention of migration, why bother posing.
He also said:
The praying mantis catches cicadas and birds, and the slingshot is in the public line.
It is a good way to persuade the monarch to be greedy for small profits, and to be happy with poverty.
Black was betrayed for three years in a labor camp. But when it was only four months and twenty days, Uncle Huang really bought him out of prison for 8,000 yuan. This makes us more convinced of Uncle Huang's ability. After the black came out, he was even more grateful to Uncle Huang, and Dade didn't know why. And Uncle Huang only said a few words superficially: "You guys, how much will you make me worryγγγγγγγ β
1 East Window Incident: Ming Tian Rucheng's "West Lake Excursion Zhiyu" Volume 4 records: After Yue Fei was arrested, Qin Hui wanted to kill Yue Fei. Discussing with his wife Wang in the east window, Wang said: "It's easy to capture a tiger, but it's difficult to control a tiger." Qin Hui said: "It's hard to have a plan. Wang said: "Yue Fei and the general Wang Gui are not in harmony, why not discuss with Wang Gui?" So, with Wang Gui's participation, Yue Fei was quickly convicted and killed a generation of loyal and good Yue princes.
Later, Qin Hui was playing in the West Lake, fell asleep in the boat, and saw a man with long hair in a dream and said loudly: "You harm the country and the people, I have told the heavens, and the heavens will send someone to arrest you." Qin Hui was very scared. After returning home, he died shortly after a serious illness. A few days after Qin Hui died, his son Qin Xi also died. Wang set up a divine case, asked the Taoist priest to exorcise ghosts, and the Taoist priest presented the table to heaven, and saw Qin Xi wearing an iron flail in the fog, so he asked: "Where is the Taishi?" Qin Xi replied, "In the ghost city of Yandu." Fang Shi went to Yandu according to what Qin Xi said, but saw that Qin Hui and Wan Qiaoduo were wearing iron plate flails and suffered a lot of various tortures. Qin Hui said to the other party: "Please send a message to my wife, the matter is not in agreement, and the incident in the east window will be in trouble."