I listened to Xiaomei's self-report, and I couldn't help but feel sad about Xiaomei's family background. She, like me, was a poor family and had to live and die to make her like this. At this time, Xiaomei did not pay attention to my feelings, she continued: "Since I am from a remote mountain village, I have been working as a nanny for four years. When I was nineteen years old, I was taken in by He Jiguang from our village, and it was He Jiguang who took me on a career of inverting books. I asked, "Sister Xiaomei, how can you pour the book?" I've only heard that it's very profitable to pour books, but I don't know how you do it. Xiaomei looked at me and said, "You're like this, I'm afraid it's difficult to write a book." It takes not only courage and courage, but also your appearance, temperament and language skills. In the first few years, we used to get some fake documents to carry with us. If we come to Ninghe, I will first go to the county government to find the county leader and say that I am from a certain unit in the province, and now I am responding to the government's call to have a batch of party and government books or something that needs to be issued by your county. We will then show a complete set of legal official seals and will take a rebate of his considerable profits as a bargaining chip. Then the pirated books were brought in trucks and distributed to various townships, towns, enterprises and institutions through the legal procedures of the county government. In this way, we can sell a number of sets of books in one county, and we will make money. But in recent years, this method has become obsolete, and the current government has learned to be smart. Those high-ranking officials also don't want to earn that high kickback anymore because of the increase in wages, and they don't want to lose their jobs. Therefore, we are now pouring down the book after we have arrived in one place. If we come to Xuanping City, let's spend 200 yuan on the online yellow line to find out who the mayor of Xuanping City is? Who is her wife? Who are the county magistrates and the leaders of each unit? and their private phone numbers, etc. Then he called and pretended to be the mayor's wife and brother or the mayor's immediate relatives to tell the county magistrates that there was a batch of party and government literature that they wanted to sell through you. After those county magistrates checked that the mayor's name and wife's name and phone number were correct, of course they knew who would have the opportunity to be promoted and make a fortune in the future. So we sent them batches of pirated books by postal mail. They would transfer the money to our card and we would earn the money. Even if they don't pay us after they get the book, the pirated book is not worth a few seeds. I asked, "Aren't you afraid of being caught?" Xiaomei said: "Catch? Where can they check the telecom business hall for spending 200 yuan to get a monthly stealth number? I said, "Sister Xiaomei, why are you still arrested?" Xiaomei straightened up on the chair in the flower hall in the park and said, "Alas, don't mention it, this is the way we sell books." But the source of the book is a one-stop service, there is a wholesale of books layer by layer, and it is the last layer to our hands. It was an accident in one of the book approval links, which bit He Jiguang out, and I followed him to prison. ”

I looked at Mei's expression, and her eyes seemed to match her age. It's old and vicious or calm and calm, but I don't see the slightest charm in her eyes. She looked back at me and said, "Look, I haven't seen a woman go home to see your mother." I hurriedly said, "No, Sister Xiaomei." Then when I am with you, do I still have to close my eyes and pretend to be blind? I glanced at me and said, "In prison, those sisters who have money in their families have asked someone to pay bail and go out, but my family has no money." The dead policemen in the south teased them openly, and they poured water all over the room where I lived. It was my period again, and I couldn't stay up anymore and slept in the puddle, so I fell into such a rheumatism. As soon as I heard the menstrual period, I was busy asking: "Sister Xiaomei, what is menstruation, is it a period?" Xiaomei glanced at me and scolded: "The thief's grandson, San'er, I am your aunt and grandmother." You go home and ask your mom and your sister, what is menstruation and what is menstruation? ”

Hey! People are so lowly. Song, the second son, they want to scold me, and I have the intention of strangling them. But this scolding came from Xiaomei's mouth, it sounded so comfortable, and I smiled and returned to Uncle Huang with her.

Time flies, nearly a month has passed. One day, Uncle Huang asked me during dinner: "San'er, how are you and Xiaomei doing?" I took a sip of wine with a sad face and said, "Uncle, it's been a month." I haven't glued the edges yet. She wouldn't let it. Uncle Huang frowned and said, "San'er, what's the matter with you, Uncle has given you no less than 8,000 yuan these days, what's wrong with you?" He didn't say the rest of the word. I said, "Uncle, she knows that the money is yours, so she spends money and doesn't make friends with me." Uncle Huang 'snapped' the bowl on the table and said, "You have to get it, how can I clean up your, I can't afford to prostitute even if I spend money." Uncle Huang's words caused a burst of laughter, and Fu Guo and them laughed almost out loud.

That night, I no longer looked for Xiaomei to be ridiculed and despised by her, and I mixed with Song and them again. We drank together, sang karaoke together, went into KTV together, and looked for Miss together. It was only after 23 o'clock in the evening that we went back to Uncle Huang's villa. Song Xian said: "Hey buddy, this young lady I am looking for today, the hair under her is cut like a board, it is really exciting." As he spoke, he pulled out his phone and asked a few of us to browse the nude photos of the various young ladies he took. Fu Guo said: "I also have a few of them." He let us see it, too. Song said again: "I have to play enough for ninety-nine women in my life to get married." I said, "Song, how many do you play now?" Song took his mobile phone and checked: "There are twenty-seven with photos, and I remember that there are only more than thirty when I remember six without photos." "I felt a pantothenic acid in my heart. She is gone, she is the most beautiful woman I have ever met. She's not so cheap, but she's not as rude as Xiaomei. Her softness and harmony and her soft body almost made me cry when I thought of it. Chun Peng said: "Brothers, I opened a chick last week, that's cool." Fu Guo said: "You also hatch?" Is it a piglet or a puppy? Chun Peng said: "Really, I saw a female classmate of mine in an Internet café last week, and she asked me, "Why do you spend the night in an Internet café?" I said, "There's no room for home decoration." She said, "Then you can go with me, I am the only one in our family." So I went with her.

Their home is a bungalow, and neither of her parents is at home. The first night she asked me to sleep on the couch, and she slept in the bed in the back room. The next night we were together. Fu Guo said: "Then you didn't get her pregnant?" Chun Peng smiled and said, "Otherwise, how can you call a handsome guy?" A handsome guy has to have a handsome guy's way. "Song, Fu Guo and I brush together! I took two bites and ran out like crazy.

When we came to Uncle Huang's door, we saw a girl in a green suit wandering under the shadow of the light tree at the door. But see:

The fairy in green went down to the rooftop, wandering in a charming and graceful shadow.

The face is as delicate as the moon, and the eyes are clear and open.

The jade is like carving, and the jade hands are crisp and the chest looks good.

Everyone looked straight at the sight, staring at each other and guessing.

Songdao: "It's so good-looking." Chun Peng said: "Brother Song looks at your eyes, and you also see that she is pregnant." But if you look closely, everyone recognizes her as Xiaomei. Song Xian said: "Don't say it, this is our future third sister-in-law." Fu Guo said: "My sister-in-law still has half of my brother-in-law." According to this standard, the sister-in-law's body must also be half pulled by the uncle. I scolded: "Don't, Fu Guo are still not human?" ”

After all, of course they also understand things. When they got to the door, they all squeezed their eyes with me, and they all went back to the house first. I stood opposite Xiaomei and said, "Why haven't you slept yet?" She said, "Wait for you." I said, "What are you waiting for me to do?" Xiaomei said again: "It's nothing, Uncle Huang came to me today, I am also a person who has entered the thief's den and can't be cleaned, and I can see that you are wearing a hat crookedly or staring at each other." I don't think it's possible to get out of your proper way. You have time to tell Uncle Huang that although my dad is not good, he is my dad after all, please don't hurt him. I asked Xiaomei, "What's going on today?" So much gossip? She didn't look me in the eye and said, "Let's go back to the house." ”

When Mei and I returned to the house, the lamp on the table softened the room a little. Xiaomei said: "San'er, my uncle told me, I will be your person tonight." As she spoke, she took off her clothes and climbed into bed. I was overwhelmed, and I really didn't know how to deal with this sudden joy. At this time, Xiaomei saw that I was stunned and did not move, and she said with tears in her eyes: "What, do you want me to take it off for you?" ”

I was stunned, but as the saying goes: when I see that I don't pick up the guilty, I hurriedly said no, and then took off my clothes and climbed into bed in a daze.

Forgot to turn off the lights in a hurry, gasped for breath in a hurry, hurriedly got on Xiaomei's bed, and looked at her a little sluggish and hurriedly shed tears, exactly:

The small bed is not an ivory bed, and the bed is not Wu Meiniang. 1

Hug the neck and do the skin hug, and the jade legs will be fragrant with the skin.

The wind pavilion and the moon pavilion, the cloud tower leans on the thunderbolt. Apricot dock peach stream, next to the dew and bamboo among the flowers. The lotus foot skillfully bends the crescent moon, and the bun scatters the cloud crow and drops the phoenix hairpin. The attitude of the shy flower was forbidden for the first time, and the east wind smiled at the peony bush. Anger or not, blame or not, all are love. Shame or not, annoyance or annoyance, it's all marriage. The daughter's heart was broken, and tears rolled down to empty hatred. The man was delighted, and the woman frowned. One is that the mind is skillful and the fate is not good. One is a gentleman who is not a gentleman, and a villain is arrogant. A hate, entering the thief's den is fateful. One thinks, if you don't start, it's hard to meet in the future. Tears fell lightly, and her daughter was born desperate. Under the skirt, men like Meng Lang the most. Precisely:

Don't boast to the east wind, the east wind likes flowers the most.

The flowers are unbiased, and the east wind consciously has spring love.

Touching lightly, teasing slowly, Ah Mei babbles and has a brother.

Brother babbled and sister, and both entered the tent.

The next day, Uncle Huang laughed when he saw me and Xiaomei flying together. He told me that he was going to marry Xiaomei Zhang for me, and he was going to use our marriage to flush his bad luck. I asked Uncle Huang privately what he and Xiaomei had said. Uncle Huang said: "San'er, there are only two ways to deal with women: one is to coax and the other is to scare. Only by applying both soft and hard can you taste the taste of a woman. I said, "Uncle, why don't you cheat too?" Uncle Huang glanced at me and said: "The most important thing in dealing with women is to learn to deceive, and you must not let women know all your bases, otherwise you will only suffer yourself." San'er, you're not enough. You let her know who you are. ”

My wedding with Xiaomei was about to take place soon with Uncle Huang's strong support, but the only problem came out. I am not old enough to apply for a marriage certificate, and Xiaomei's ID card has long been lost, even the letter of introduction and household registration certificate of Xiaomei's family cannot be issued. Uncle Huang said: "Those are all empty, and after sleeping, you will have everything." San'er, let's find a way to do these things for you slowly, and the most important thing is to tie the knot first, and rush my bad luck. ”

My wedding with Xiaomei was held as scheduled, and Xiaomei who got out of the wedding car didn't need me to hug her, so she walked upstairs by herself. Song, Fu Guo and they blocked the door and made them even more happy. When night falls, I feel an indescribable joy when I look at the room full of stylish furniture. "Married! I, a wild boy from a poor family, can also have a wife and a house. I hugged Xiaomei and muttered to myself. Xiaomei pushed away my hugging hand and said, "Have a wife and a building?" San'er, where is your marriage certificate and real estate certificate? After a pause, she said again: "San'er, how long do you think we can live?" I was tired of hearing her cold words, so I stood up and said, "Xiaomei, we are married, do you respect reality?" Although Uncle Huang and I are not glorious in your eyes, what is the difference between our lives? We almost want something to get married, and I don't want to quarrel with you. But you shouldn't always be like that. Xiao Mei Mune's expression was still the same, and she said: "Then what will we rely on for our future life, and we will still rely on your Uncle Huang to provide for you?" Xiaomei's words made me a little dizzy. Yes! What will I rely on in the future, what if Uncle Huang doesn't give it to me? I was stunned, but by the soft light, I was still immersed in the joy of being married. I couldn't help but hug Xiaomei again, and Xiaomei started the first wedding night in my life, or the beginning of a beautiful vision in this life.

1, (Foreign Matter Chronicles) recorded that after Tang Gaozong recalled Wu Zetian from Ganye Temple to the palace. In order to express his gratitude to Queen Wang for her rescue, Wu Zetian specially went to the palace of Queen Wang to say goodbye to Queen Wang. When Queen Wang brought Wu Zetian back to the bedroom and wanted to say something close to herself. Wu Zetian unexpectedly discovered that in the bedroom of the queen Wang, there was a cloud hook jade ivory bed, which was very exquisite. Wu Zetian thought to himself: "This bed will be used by me in the future." And where does Queen Wang know Wu Zetian's thoughts. She summoned Wu Zetian from Ganye Temple, just to deal with Concubine Xiao Shu, who was favored by the special room.

Later, Wu Zetian's intelligence gradually emerged. She knocked out Concubine Xiao Shu's favorite, and asked Gaozong Li Zhi to beat Concubine Xiao Shu into the cold palace. Then a month after giving birth to a daughter of her own. After Queen Wang came to visit Wu Zetian's daughter. Wu Zetian strangled his own daughter to death with his own hands, and then blamed Queen Wang.

Gaozong Li Zhi believed Wu Zetian's crying. He rushed to the sword angrily to find the queen to reason right and wrong. When Empress Wang heard that Wu Zetian accused her of strangling her daughter, she was shocked and said, "Your Majesty, I have a concubine with the Wu family, so I was injured in this way." Now I see that I have abandoned my majesty, why bother with the bloody mouth of the Wu clan, and the concubine is willing to die to express her injustice. With that, the queen turned around and slammed into the ivory bed of Yungou Yule.

Gaozong took it back, and then turned around and smashed the ivory bed of Yungou Yule that was a tribute from the Western Regions. and immediately ordered the queen to be sent to the cold palace. Soon after, Wu Zetian justifiably became the queen. And while Queen Wang was powerless to return to heaven, she was also quietly tortured and killed by Wu Zetian.

(Old Tang Book) records; After Gaozong abolished the Wang family, and the Qi people of the state also. Father Renyou, Zhenguan Zhongluo Mountain Order. The eldest princess of Tong'an, that is, the grandmother of the latter. The princess will have beauty in the future, and she will be accepted as the princess of Jin. Gaozong ascended to the crown prince, registered as the crown princess, and took his father Renyou as the assassin of Chenzhou. At the beginning of Yonghui, he was established as the queen, with Renyou as the special jin, the Duke of Wei, and the mother Liu as the wife of Wei. Renyou is looking for a pawn and giving it away.

At the beginning, Empress Wu Zhenguan ended with Taizong's concubine to live in the Ganye Temple, and then the left and right number for the words, Gaozong was re-summoned into the palace and established as Zhaoyi. Russia gradually accepted the favor, and then slandered the Hou and Liangdi Xiao. The emperor finally did not accept the words, and Zhaoyi was favored by the day. After being afraid of not being at ease, Mi and Mu Liu's begging witch to wish him tired of winning. When the incident happened, the emperor was furious, and the Liu family was not allowed to enter the palace, and his uncle wrote an order; After the resignation of the governor and the abolition, the eldest grandson Wuji, Chu Suiliang and other solid advice, is stopped. The policy of the Russian Na Li Yi Mansion, in October of the sixth year of Yonghui, the abolition of the queen and Xiao Liangdi were all concubines and prisoners. Wu Zhaoyi had everyone hanged. The stepmother Liu, brother Shangyi Fengyu Quanxin and the Xiao brothers, and Liuling Wai. Zhaoyi was then appointed as the queen. After finding and posthumously, the surname was python, and Xiao Liangdi was Xiao.

Shuren Liangdi was a first prisoner, and scolded: "May Ah Wu be a mouse, I will be a cat, and I will choke his throat alive!" "Empress Wu is angry, and he is not a cat in the palace. The first prisoner, Gao Zong, walked to his place and saw that his room was very closed, and only a way to enter and exit the food device. Gao Zong was sympathetic and exclaimed: "Where are the queen and concubine? The concubine cried and said: "The concubines are offended and abandoned as palace maids, how can they have more honorific titles and be called queens?" The words were sad, and he said: "Now the supreme thinks about the past, so that the concubines and others will see the sun and the moon again, and enter and leave the hospital, hoping to change the name of this hospital to 'Huixin Courtyard', and the concubines will be reborn." Gaozong said: "I will be disposed of." The Empress Wu knew that he had a hundred people each of the staff and the Xiao family, cut off their hands and feet, and threw them into the wine urn, saying: "Let these two concubines get drunk!" "Died in a few days. Later, the king and Xiao Ershu were frequently seen in the sky, as when they died. After the martial arts, he prayed to the witch wish, and moved to Penglai Palace, and saw him again, so he was mostly in the Eastern Capital. Zhongzong ascended the throne, and his surname was Wang, and Xiao's was also Xiao.