Chapter 578: Wandering Skeleton
It is so sparse that few people know about it anymore, including Daomen. This kind of thing that looks like wood is actually a kind of stone, and according to legend, it is related to ancient beasts, and it is unknown whether it is true or not. But it's very rare, it's true, and it's amazing.
The water in the "Cool Bath Bucket" seems to be no different from the usual water, but in fact, the water here seeps out of the sparse bath, not poured into it by people. The most sparse place is this kind of water. Water is originally yin, but this kind of water is fire, ordinary people soak in it, can nourish the essence, remove impurities in the body, is very beneficial to the body, prolonging life. However, if it is a master of the Daomen, or even a fairy Arhat, this water is no less than a pot of boiling oil. Because the master of the Dao Gate, or the immortal Arhat, the essence is originally mellow and pure, and the yang fire is extremely vigorous, once the two fires meet, it will only cause disastrous consequences, that is, the spirit is burned.
Niu Struggle calculated that there was such a catastrophe, although he didn't expect it to be this thing, but fortunately, he prepared in advance, took the initiative to break his child's body, and leaked some essence, so that he was no different from ordinary people for the time being. Of course, he is true to Baizhu, not deliberately, everything is fate.
Soaking in the water, Niu Struggle still felt a little burning, but fortunately, it was not in the way and could endure it. He also had to hold back, because the sloppiness here can only indicate one problem, that is, some people want to use this to distinguish the true identity of the guest. It's not that he is thinking about it, the smiling Buddha who brought him in is obviously a demon, or a demon who hasn't practiced for many years, let alone him, even people who have a little bit of Taoism in the Dao Gate can see it. The demon who has not practiced for many years can transform into a human form, and there are only two situations, one is that the demon has a great opportunity, and the smiling Buddha obviously does not belong to this kind, because the demon energy on its body is too strong, and it can't even cover the most basic demon energy, so it can only be the second case, and the smiling Buddha is turned into a human being.
Use your brain a little to think about it, there is such a fool outside who can see that it is a demon thing, for what? When the Daomen masters came, when they saw the Smiling Buddha, they would definitely not take it first, because they could all guess that it was just a small minion, and there must be a mastermind behind it. What a normal person would do, it must be silent, so as not to startle the snake and do what they say. At this time, they will not pay special attention to this wooden barrel, because it is normal to come here to play and bathe, even if they think this way is a little special, but because they don't know the strange, they will not think that there is a problem there. As long as people don't go in, it's impossible to find anything unusual. You know, many earth immortals were once planted in the hands of this thing. But once they step into the water, they can't climb out again.
"What kind of demon is inside, what is it for, what is it for, and what does it have to do with that coiling dragon pillar?"
Niu Zhan had doubts in his heart, slowly got up from the water, wiped his body, and put on a bathrobe. Looking at the banknotes left by the smiling Buddha on the table, he pondered for a moment, picked it up and wrote a half-penniish poem with a smile: A bucket of warm water, a cool breeze in a house, whose lady warms the bed.
He had just finished writing, and no one saw it, but he heard a gentle voice from the next room: "Haha, Childe, this is also called poetry?" ”
"I said, Uncle Ben is a rough man, other people's poems, three or five sentences, the master has given a dozen words, long enough."
After Niu Struggle finished speaking, there was silence in the room for a moment, and he seemed to say cautiously: "Indeed, your poem is the longest of all the guests. ”
"That's, Uncle Ben is thick and long, haha, Miss has a very good voice, it must be a wonderful beauty, okay, I don't see your top card, just come on, hurry up, it's a little unbearable for such a sultry man." Niu Zhan deliberately spoke vulgarly, and with his face, he really looked like a hooligan.
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the door of the side room slowly pushed open, and the young woman with only a layer of tulle on her body came in, saw the cow struggling, giggled a few times, and the corners of her eyes and eyebrows were full of dust: "My sister is much better looking than me, you are sure you want me." ”
Niu Struggle's eyes were about to light up, three steps and two steps, ran over, grabbed the girl's waist, weighed it, but seventy or eighty pounds, extremely light, directly carried it on the shoulder, and said wildly: "Haha, uncle, I haven't seen any scenes, don't come with me, I don't know what you have here?" said that it was the top brand, and it was just like that, it was all packaged. Damn, it's not that Lao Tzu can't afford that money, the key is that they are hypocritical, they don't seem to be pretentious, I'm sorry for their status as the top brand, grandma's, I can't do it with a designated trip. Man, come to this kind of place, say it's here to talk about love, will you believe it? Can go straight, who wants to play that twist and turn? Don't worry, the uncle doesn't want to listen to your story, and he doesn't have the heart to persuade you to be good, let's take what we need, save those links, and say, which house to go to do things? ”
The young woman was a little stunned by his vulgar words, and suddenly laughed: "Isn't Childe a veteran of Fengyue?" Why are you still so anxious? Don't be useless, like a courier, put it at the door and leave. In that case, this girl will be sad. ”
The corner of Niu Fenfeng's mouth showed a subtle smile, and he said even more presumptuously: "Uncle Ben was born with a good body, I'm afraid that your weaker body can't stand it, if you don't say it, I'll do it for you here." ”
After saying that, she was really about to do it, but the woman was in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "Don't, people still want to be faced, how can you do that in public." Go out, turn right, the ninth room, that's my house, let's go there, I can also serve you well. ”
"It's pretty much that" After saying that, Niu Zhan struggled to find the woman up and down while hurrying towards the house. The woman didn't care about his behavior, maybe she was used to it.
The distance is not far, just a few tens of meters, very strange, and there is no one encountered along the way.
Pushing the door into a room with the words Dragon and Phoenix Pavilion written on it, Niu Zhan put her down, and the woman slowly closed the door, the expression on her face was not as restrained as Fang Cai, but a little expectant.
Niu Zhan glanced at it, the room was not big, and at a glance it was locked on a swing, which was too big and too weird. Two red ropes as thick as small arms, hanging from a stone pillar with a dragon carved on it. Looking at the room again, there was no furnishings except for the swing, not even a bed.
The woman smiled at him, walked over to the swing, and sat down, half leaning and half leaning, gently rippling, and the tulle slowly slipped off, and she didn't care. The eyes flickered, watching the cow struggle, the jade hand flicked lightly, the tulle floated to the ground, and the scenery was revealed.
"Master, come on, concubine, I can't wait."
(End of chapter)