Walking through the hall and looking at the dazzling furnishings, Niu couldn't help but marvel, because the antique calligraphy and paintings as far as the eye could see should be genuine, but they were placed very casually, as if the owner did not know, but he knew that this was not the case, it could only show that the owner did not care, because there were deeper reasons, he may have guessed it.

Under the leadership of the smiling Buddha, I came to a side house, there was nothing in the house, only a huge wooden barrel, which looked sparse and ordinary, except that it was a little big, and there was nothing special. But when he walked up to him and touched it with his hand, Niu Struggle's heart was all clear.

It's not just when it started, the cheap book that the beggar gave him at the beginning seems to have been imprinted in his mind, a lot of things he has never seen, many spells or demons that he has only heard of by name, as long as he passes through his eyes, the book in his brain seems to automatically turn to the corresponding page. He didn't know if it was because he remembered it too well, or if the book might not be as mediocre as he thought it was.

He deliberately knocked on the wooden barrel with his hand, and the wooden barrel made a metallic crunching sound, and then said very dissatisfied: "Buddha, is this what you said, a different way of bathing from other places?" Yes, you can't find it anywhere else, and it's no longer popular to be antique, what's the matter, the barrel is bigger, and it's the emperor to sit in? Then if I lie in the Yellow River, won't I be the dragon king? ”

In the face of his ridicule, the smiling Buddha smiled awkwardly: "Let you see the smile, I thought that the experience would be very special if it was imitated by the ancients' bathing methods." However, since you are here, why don't you try it, our service here is still good. ”

After speaking, he clapped his hands, and walked into a row of women wearing ancient costumes and half-exposed breasts from outside the house, either holding a basin or a towel in her hand, in short, toiletries.

Seeing them, Niu Zhan's face sank, and he stared at the smiling Buddha very unhappily and said, "Buddha, you are blowing very well, is it at this level?" Who are you fooling, do you think I haven't seen the world? Come on, come on, the one who started at the beginning, there's thirty, right? Dressed like a little girl of seventeen or eighteen, and still smiling, do you think you smile very innocently? The one in the back, the chest is filled, aren't you tired? Also, that, just after giving birth, grandma's, can't you recruit someone to make up the number? ”

He deliberately made the scene ugly, arrogant and domineering, and he couldn't tell that he was pretending at all.

The smiling Buddha hurriedly stopped: "My lord, don't say it, if you keep talking, I will have no one, obey, obey, you are an expert, I can't hide anything from you." They're the ones who serve you to bathe and change your clothes, and nothing else. ”

"The grade is too low, change the batch." Niu Struggle doesn't seem to appreciate it, as if he deliberately wants to find fault.

The smiling Buddha said embarrassedly: "Master Feng, it's not that I refute your face, friends are generally not as anxious as you, and besides, we must have someone to do here, but people are not willing to do this kind of work, if you don't want to be wronged, just take a bath, right?" ”

"You are the boss, and you can't be called? Then don't do this business, go home and farm, what kind of people will you lose. ”

The smiling Buddha couldn't laugh anymore, he could see that this master was not here to enjoy, but to make trouble, and his tone changed: "The boss can't move, isn't that good?" And I won't tell you, although I would like you to experience the dragon and phoenix Chengxiang, but, I really can't help me, I have to pick the girl inside, I try my best to ask for it, I dare not guarantee whether it will succeed, it depends on your ability. ”

Hearing his answer, Niu Zhan was secretly happy, and said in his heart, finally came up with something useful: "Hey, listen to what you mean, I'd rather offend me than wronged your girls?" ”

Seeing that Niu Struggle's face was angry, the smiling Buddha was neither humble nor arrogant: "Do you want to hear the truth?" ”

"Say!"

"That is, to you, in fact, the real boss here is not me, but the one inside, she really doesn't care how long this place can exist, and her background is not necessarily smaller than yours, but she doesn't want to pay attention to those mundane things, if you don't believe it, you can try, but it depends on whether you have that fate."

Niu Zhan's face became even more ugly: "Do you say that to every guest?" ”

The Smiling Buddha sneered: "Of course not, because you are the only one who dares to talk to me like this." I dare to conclude that your identity is fake. ”

Niu Zhan chuckled in his heart, and pretended to be calm: "Then what is my identity?" ”

The smiling Buddha shook his head: "I don't know, but the villain guessing your true identity must be more scary, in short, whether you really come to play, or have other purposes, I dare to guarantee that if you really have the opportunity to go in and meet our master, you will come back in the future, it will be a family." ”

After listening to him, Niu Struggle felt relieved and smiled: "Don't say it, it really aroused my interest, what kind of process, let's say?" ”

"Have you ever heard the poems of the flag tower of the Qinglou in ancient times?"

"You say I'm an expert, you say I've heard of it, but I'm a rough person and can't write poetry, what should I do?"

"It doesn't matter, what about you, you only need to write a paragraph, you can say anything, as long as you can win the heart of the girl inside, this level will be passed. The next level is Chawei koji, you must also know that if that level is also passed, it is the dragon and phoenix Chengxiang. However, there are very few that can pass the three levels in one day, so you should be prepared. The smiling Buddha patiently explained, for fear that he would not understand.

In fact, Niu Struggle already understands that this is not a copy of the ancient Qinglou, there will still be at the end of the Qing Dynasty, and his master and beggar often go there, and he told him about that romantic affair, and he also sighed that there is no longer that pure physical culture, and he was ashamed of Niu Struggle, who was not yet an adult at that time. Of course, this is not the time to think about those things, so he said thoughtfully: "So, there is more than one girl in it, in order to cater to this society, there should be girls of different levels inside, but the guests should not know, right?" ”

The smiling Buddha's expression tightened, and his smile was a little unnatural: "Why do you say this?" ”

"You just inadvertently said that it was your master inside, and now you say girl, the girl and the master are naturally not alone. It's not nonsense, I'm not rare with other girls, I just want your master. ”

"This, you can't help it, but the master likes it." The smiling Buddha did not hide it, and it was a default guess of the cow's struggle.

"You can't see it even if you tear it down?" Niu Struggle asked domineeringly.

The smiling Buddha shook his head: "Don't say that you demolished this place, even if you slaughter me, if the master doesn't look down on it, you won't be able to see it." ”

"Okay, then follow your rules, let that group of girls go down, watch Lao Tzu take a bath, it's Uncle Ben who suffers."

The girls were naturally annoyed by the cynicism of the guest, but how dare they express it. The smiling Buddha didn't say anything, drank everyone back, and pulled the door out of the door himself, leaving only Niu Struggle alone in the house.

He touched the barrel and spoke in his heart: Fortunately, the variables were calculated in advance, and if it was full, it would be fierce, and if it broke its child's body, it would be a loss of a yang, it would be Xun, and the wind would be smooth. I still wonder, why this hexagram, it turns out that this is the case, hard loss, hard loss, hard loss, or not only run in vain today, but if you don't get it, you will have to worry about your life. But this is also fate, and the fate with Baizhu always has to have a beginning. Xiaoyu, don't blame me, life is in the world, as a child, it is inevitable that people will not be human. But you, don't worry, what you owe in this life will be repaid in this life.

Without hesitation, he took off his clothes and jumped into the barrel. The water temperature was a little cold, but after soaking for a while, it warmed up. The average person would think that it was a natural reaction after he slowly adapted to the temperature of the water, but he knew that this feeling was entirely due to the barrel, or more precisely, to the materials used to make it.

It seems to be wood, but in fact, Niu Struggle knows in his heart that this thing is called Hideous.

(End of chapter)