Suddenly, a piece of news that I saw a few days ago came to Zhang Wei's mind. The news happened in Pengcheng, the most economically developed city on the southern coast, a twenty-eight-year-old woman surnamed Luo, through a blind date, met a man surnamed Huang, the two dated for four months, got married, and not long after, the woman surnamed Luo called the police, saying that she was treated by her husband, whether she wanted to or not, her husband had to live a married life. The man surnamed Huang, that is, the woman's husband, thinks that the woman is cheating on marriage, and after marriage, the wife does not let herself touch, according to the media, the two are going through the judicial process, and divorce is inevitable.

Nima, this news won't happen to me.

At the same time as a chill in his heart, Zhang Wei cleared his throat and said with a puzzled look: "Miss Qu, you have been talking for a long time, what do you want, so what do you have?" Men and women are equal. ”

Qu Wanqing rolled her eyes several times when she heard the words equality between men and women.

"It's ridiculous, since men and women are equal, why do women give birth to children, you know how painful it is for women to give birth, you know that the stretch marks left after giving birth will leave a shadow on women for half their lives, from the words you say are equal between men and women, I can almost judge that you are a complete scumbag."

Your sister, I've become a scumbag, didn't I just say that men and women are equal, you put forward so many material requirements and hard indicators, I asked what's wrong. In other words, you talk about women giving birth to children, Nima, if a man can have children by himself, why should he get married, why should he work hard to make money, buy a house, buy a car, prepare a bride price, and give birth to a child by himself, and use all the remaining money to fight guns.

"I paid for this meal, you scumbag in the province said that I was a rice tray, hum, from the time I ordered food just now, I have already seen what kind of person you are with your reaction, a miser who is reluctant to order a few more dishes, you can imagine what you will do to me after getting married" Qu Wanting stood up, took out a few banknotes from her bag with disdain, threw them on the table, turned her head and was about to leave, turned her head again, glanced at Zhang Wei, and sneered: "Men are 30 million more than women, and those of marriageable age are tens of millions more than women, You virtue is waiting to be beaten as a single, and you are alone. ”

Burst!

Qu Wanqing, who was splashed with water all over her face, was stunned, someone dared to splash her with water.

"Huihai, you"

Zhang Wei stood up and looked at Huihai who was holding the cup, and the hand hidden under the table secretly gave a thumbs up.

"Bastard, you dare to splash me, I'll fuck your uncle! Ah, what are you doing, shameless. ”

Qu Wanqing, who was angry, rushed towards Huihai with her teeth and claws, and before she could get to the front, she saw Huihai take off her pants, and she was so frightened that she lost her face.

"Master, this is a public place, you can't show your weapons"

Zhang Wei hurriedly ran over to stop Hui Hai.

"Don't stop me, I'm going to pee and wake her up, what the hell, I think I'm a fairy, I look average, I look average, I have a body like cardboard, I make so many requests, and I'm so horizontal, who gives her confidence, who gives her face."

Huihai, who was furious, broke free from Zhang Wei's hands, completely ripped off his pants, and peed on Qu Wanqing.

"Ahh

Qu Wanqing let out a deafening scream.

At this time, the service staff of several restaurants rushed over and dragged Huihai away.

The restaurant manager, who had a blue face, directly called the police.

Two hours later, in a crowded park.

Zhang Wei and Hui Hai sat on the rest chairs, their faces were not very good-looking.

Halfway, Zhang Wei showed a smile that was not smiling.

"Master, it's still you, according to the public security management measures, you will be detained for at least seven days, and a phone call will come out."

Huihai took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, took out one, lit it, took a puff, spit out a smoke ring, sighed and said: "If I don't participate in this blind date with you, the poor monk really doesn't know that the world has become like this, he is really fearless, he is really arrogant!" ”

Zhang Wei also sighed. The world is like this, he can only cry out in vain!

"Drop, the host has completed the first blind date task, and the host has controlled his emotions very well."

"Drop, give the host - you are an honest man title"

"Drop, get a hundred points"

Zhang Wei's face darkened, go to your uncle's "You are an honest man"

……

Coal Mountain, in the Yuan Dynasty more than 600 years ago, was a small hill named "Qingshan". When the Forbidden City was built in the Ming Dynasty, coal was piled up here, so it was commonly known as "Coal Mountain".

During the Yongle period of the Ming Dynasty, the soil of the excavation moat was piled up here, and a tall earth mountain was built, called "Banzai Mountain", also known as the "town mountain" of Ouchi.

At the beginning of the Qing Dynasty, it was changed to Jingshan, and the five pavilions on the mountain were built during the Qianlong period. At that time, the jungle on the mountain covered the sun, and the deer and cranes were flocks, full of life, and it was full of natural wilderness.

Now, the place where the Qing Emperor traveled for the years has become a place where the general public can visit at will.

Next to a crooked-necked tree as big as an umbrella, a middle-aged man with glasses and Svenwen is explaining the allusion of the crooked neck tree to his children.

"...... in the last years of the Ming Dynasty"

The child, who seemed to understand whether he understood or not, glanced at the little eyes, and suddenly saw a small crack in the ground, and the child's eyes widened.

At this moment, there was a boom, lightning appeared in the sky, and a violent wind raged down.

"This Weather"

The middle-aged man picked up the child and ran.

"Dad, that, that......"

The child, whose body was constantly jolting, saw a pale hand poking out of the crack, and his tongue trembled in fright.

As everyone ran to avoid the impending heavy rain, the crack widened, and a pale and scary middle-aged man in a dirty dragon robe crawled out and sat on the ground, panting for breath.

"Another one has been resurrected, look, this is not your country!"

A playful voice came.

The middle-aged man turned around sharply and was startled when he saw that it was a black cat with smooth fur.

"Yes, you're talking to me?"

"Follow me"

The black cat turned around and walked away.

The middle-aged man stood up and followed with a cloudy expression, and in the middle, the middle-aged man looked around with his eyes and saw strange buildings in the distance, and his heart was full of puzzlement.

"Arrived"

The voice of the black cat came.

The middle-aged man looked over when he heard the sound and saw a young and handsome Taoist priest, sitting in a pavilion, looking at him with a smile.

"Taoist Priest"

Since the Ming Dynasty, Taoism has been respected, and when middle-aged people see Taoist priests, their tense nerves have relaxed a lot.

"Your Majesty, Poor Dao has prepared some water and wine"

Chu Feng, who was sitting still, pointed to the wine and side dishes on the stone table in front of him.

The middle-aged man wanted to tidy up his appearance, but when he saw the mud all over his body, he smiled bitterly and walked directly into the pavilion.

After sitting down, the middle-aged man picked up the wine glass and took a sip, and suddenly a spicy feeling that had not been seen for a long time came up.