Taipingyu of Taining Mountain in Yizhou (now under Yongning Mountain), Tailing of the Qing Dynasty, has always had "the area of Kun Juxiu, the place of Yin and Yang, the sand and gravel of the dragon's cave are not collected, the water law of the mountain range is well-organized, the situation is rational and the qi is salty, and the soil is auspicious. ".

It was late summer and early autumn, and there were only a few tourists wandering around and taking pictures.

Suddenly, in the sky, the wind and clouds changed, and lightning and thunder roared. Tourists mistakenly thought it was going to rain heavily and looked for a place to take shelter.

It didn't take long for the wind to recede, the clouds to dissipate, and the thunder and lightning to return to silence.

When the visitors walked out in confusion, the earth shook, countless rubble fell from the buildings, rolling up bursts of dust, long walls, standing stone carvings, and a little cracking.

Historically, there have been many earthquakes in Gyeonggi.

Tourists who thought that a major earthquake was about to happen, ran towards the open area crying and howling.

In this array of shaking mountains, a divine light fell from the sky and fell to the ground, revealing the figures of Chu Feng and the black cat.

"Unexpectedly, he was the first to wake up"

Muttering to himself, Chu Feng ignored all the obstacles in front of him, and appeared in a dungeon with the black cat in an instant.

This is a splendid place, and a large coffin is placed on a stone platform not far away.

At this moment, a sound similar to a sharp claw scraping a wall came from the coffin.

If ordinary people see this scene, they must be so frightened that their scalps are numb, this is to cheat the corpse.

Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the coffin out of thin air, splitting the tightly sealed coffin, and the golden silk nanmu coffin inside was also shattered, and a short middle-aged man with a short money rat tail and two beards sat in a pile of sawdust with a blank face.

"Hahahaha...... It turns out that the fourth master who Ruoxi loves to die is this virtue! ”

The black cat lying on Chu Feng's shoulder leaned back and smiled backwards.

Huo Ran, a short and fat middle-aged man, raised his head, looked at the black cat, and said with a sudden change in his face: "Who are you?" ”

The black cat immediately jumped to its feet, reached out a front paw, and pointed at the stocky middle-aged man.

"Blind your human eyes, this emperor is a beautiful woman screaming when she sees it, a handsome guy is scared when she sees it, in the sky and on the earth, I am the only Black Emperor."

The short and fat middle-aged man looked at the black cat blankly, as if it had been frozen.

The black cat scratched its face with its paws, and its tone was full of disdain: "I didn't expect that you were the first to be resurrected, but the resurrection is useless." ”

When the short and fat middle-aged man heard the word "resurrection", he subconsciously looked around, and his face was like a trick, from red to white, and from white to red.

"I Am Resurrected"

The black cat wanted to speak again, and a big hand as bright as jade patted it on the head.

"Dao Chief, you say, you say ......"

The black cat shrunk its head, looking like I was honest.

With a flick of his hand, Chu Feng wiped out the sawdust piled up around the short and fat middle-aged man.

"Dao Chief's Divine Skill"

The short and fat middle-aged man sighed, got up from the ground, and flicked the dust off his body by the way.

"Aixin Jueluo Yinzhen, the year name Yongzheng, died in 1735 AD, and now it is 2018, which means that you have died for 283 years."

Chu Feng lightly said the identity and time of death of the short and fat middle-aged man.

The short and fat middle-aged man, that is, Yongzheng, was stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly said, "Who is the emperor tonight?" ”

The black cat interjected: "Can you not drag the text, I have read the letters of state from Taizu and Chengzu of the Ming Dynasty to North Korea, and the holy decrees left behind are all in the vernacular, I don't believe that you Qing Dynasty people speak in classical Chinese every day." ”

Yongzheng smiled awkwardly, and his face became solemn: "I don't know how many generations of the Great Qing Dynasty have been passed on?" What is the call of the reigning one? ”

Chu Feng touched the black cat's head and said with a smile: "It has been more than a hundred years since the fall of the Qing Dynasty, and the feudal hereditary has long been replaced by the Republic. ”

"What, my Great Qing Dynasty is dead?"

Yongzheng's eyes widened, and he looked incredulous.

The black cat burst out laughing.

"This stalk, Yongzheng said it himself, laughed at me, hahahaha, laughed at me."

Smack, Chu Feng slapped it down.

The black cat has become an honest man again.

Yongzheng suddenly sighed, tears flowing from his eyes.

"The children and grandchildren are not good, the children and grandchildren are not good"

The black cat pursed his lips and whispered, "Dao Chief, what are you going to do with him?" ”

Chu Feng was about to speak, when the underground palace shook, the walls cracked, and a long passage appeared.

"This?"

Yongzheng wiped away his tears and looked at the passage in surprise.

"Let him fend for himself"

Chu Feng took the black cat and disappeared in one step.

……

Lakeside Hotel, 2:11.

Zhang Wei and Huihai walked into the restaurant in a panic, and after talking to the waiter, they came to a window position.

Opposite, a woman sits typing into a notebook.

The woman is between twenty-five and thirty, average-looking, with a little shine on her face, and she should have put on a lot of makeup.

"Hello, I'm Zhang Wei"

Zhang Wei walked to the side and introduced himself.

The woman didn't react, typing intently.

Zhang Wei knew that he was late, so he smiled, and sat in his position.

Hui Hai made a gesture and sat aside.

In less than a minute, a waiter with a small notebook came over and asked with a smile.

"Sir, ma'am, may I order food?"

The woman picked up the recipe on the table and ordered seven or eight dishes at once.

With so many dishes, two people can't eat them all.

Zhang Wei frowned secretly.

The corners of Huihai's mouth hooked up a sneer.

The waitress's lips moved, and she wanted to say something, but she didn't open her mouth after all.

"That's all, think of me and order it again"

The woman puts down the recipe.

"Wait a minute, two of you"

The waitress smiled and left.

The woman continued typing, and after about ten minutes, she stopped, closed her notebook, and looked at Zhang Wei.

"You're half an hour late."

"Traffic jam on the road"

Zhang Wei thought of a good excuse.

The woman nodded.

"Traffic jam, okay, now introduce myself, my name is Qu Wanqing, twenty-nine years old this year, bachelor's degree, one meter six five tall, Libra, currently working as a clerk in a financial management company, salary, performance, bonuses, overtime pay, about five thousand a month. I have two standards for blind dates, one is good, more than 1.8 meters tall, bachelor's degree or above (including bachelor's degree), handsome, no smoking or drinking, monthly salary of more than 15,000, no house or car, personality to be humorous, will hurt people, can tolerate my occasional vexatiousness, after marriage, the salary card is kept by me. In terms of housework, they take turns. ”

Zhang Wei's heart is not good, this girl has no low requirements for good conditions, and it is her turn to have bad conditions.

Qu Wanqing smiled slightly.

"Obviously, you don't meet this requirement, I said the latter, that is, you, the height is not one meter eight, the appearance is average, the monthly salary can not be lower than me, I spend a lot every month, if you are not as high as my salary, how to support me, second, to have a house, car, before getting a marriage certificate, add my name to the real estate certificate, after getting married, the salary card will be handed over to me, I will give you 500 yuan of pocket money a month, housework, you are all-inclusive, sex, I am a little cold, I don't want to, you can't force, That's what I'm asking for, agree, let's try to start, disagree, and after eating this meal, just say goodbye. Clear, understood? ”

Zhang Wei is messy, all the money he earns is spent on the other party, his living standard is minimized, and the name of the other party is added to the real estate certificate, so that the property can be divided after the divorce, and the other party must be allowed to do the real thing, MMP, it is better not to get married.