Sour Lao Xi only shook his head slightly at Zhang Ling's questioning, and the smile of disdain at the corner of his mouth really looked like that, he said: "Hey, ordinary people, how can you see through the old man's methods." If Ni thinks that this is just a pair of underwear, then there is no need to say more, the old man does not force it. ”

"Don't, master, I was wrong, I was wrong, forgive my clumsiness, I believe this is a magic weapon, but you can tell me about this method。。。。。 What's Po called? Zhang Ling has long been blindly convinced, the more Sour Lao Xi is like this, the more he worships.

"Well, this is not an ordinary pair of panties, this is legendary, Douyuan Qiankun bag!"

As soon as he heard the five words of Douyuan Qiankun bag, even Bai Feng almost couldn't help but squirt out, but fortunately, he had strong concentration and forced him back. Niu Struggle was full of surprise, I have to say that the admiration of the five-body throw, a pair of torn underwear was actually called by the old man with such a majestic name, the key is that the word "Douyuan" is still very quintessential, talent, Zhente Niang is talent.

Zhang Ling looked suddenly enlightened, as if he understood. Niu Zhan looked secretly ridiculous, the legend really wants to have this kind of fairy pants, his name is written upside down.

"Ni look, this mouth is called Qianmen, this mouth is called Kunmen, after Ni wears it, Qiankun is closed, just to raise the true qi of the Yuan, it is wonderful!" Sour Lao Xi solemnly pointed to the two trouser legs of the boxer pants and said nonsense.

Zhang Ling listened attentively and couldn't help nodding.

"Ni looked at a spirit rune again, the name is Suoyang Zhaofu, with this spirit rune, Ni's damaged luck will naturally come back" Sour Lao Xi pointed to the front of his pants and said.

Niu Struggle found out that on the front of the trousers, Sour Lao Xi didn't know when he really used a red pen to turn a spell, but after a closer look, he was dumbfounded. Others can't understand the words on the spell, he may be able to understand it, what kind of bullshit lock yang Zhao Fu Ah, obviously with four big characters written in ghost script, "In and out of peace!" ”

Bai Feng also saw it, he couldn't help it, pulled Niu Struggle out of the box, and ran out of the door of the store laughing.

"Zhente Niang's talent, in and out of peace, hahahaha, in and out of peace, it's really a magic weapon, it's too appropriate, what do you think of in your brain, laugh to death."

At first, Niu struggled and couldn't help but stiffen, but then he couldn't help it, and tears of laughter flowed out.

After the two of them laughed tiredly, Zhang Lingbi came out with a wooden box in his hand, followed by the sour old man who came out to see off the guests, and they quickly put away their smiles.

"What the old man and Ni said just now must be remembered, and they can only be taken off after seventy-seven and forty-nine days, otherwise it will backfire, don't blame the old man for not reminding him."

"Remember, be sure to obey!"

"Well, let's go, after I go back, make up for my body first, remember, I must make up for more!"

Zhang Lingle drove away in a sports car.

Niu Zhan finally couldn't help but ask: "Old man, Ni let him not take off his pants for 7749 days, is he crazy?" ”

"He's happy!"

"Yes, people are not willing" Bai Feng pushed Niu Struggle aside, leaned over and asked, "Old man, how much money did you trap?" ”

"But do good deeds, don't seek money, and take nothing!" Sour Lao Xi said leisurely.

"Old man, you're so funny, you're not the kind of person who treats money like cow dung, say, how much has you pitted?"

Sour Lao Xi still shook his head.

Don't say that Bai Feng doesn't believe it, even if Niu Struggle doesn't believe that Sour Lao Xi will do a loss-making business, but Guo Qingqing on the side confirmed with a bitter face that he really didn't take a penny, and he also put on a pound of good tea, an antique lacquer box, and two calcium tablets.

After listening, Bai Feng almost ran away, and Niu Zhan was also confused. He doesn't fancy those belongings, if he can really make Zhang Ling reform, it will be regarded as a merit, but the various practices of the sour old west, except for pits and deception, there is nothing else, Zhang Ling goes back as long as he calms down and thinks about it a little, he can find the clues inside, how can he change his mind, is it not naïve to expect him to die in forty-nine days? Impossible!

In this case, sticking people and money, what does the sour old Situ get?

But no matter how Bai Feng and Niu Struggle asked, Sour Lao Xi just smiled and said nothing, this old man was wilted, and there was really nothing he could do. However, Niu Struggle felt that there must be something in it that he didn't find, Sour Lao Xi is the kind of person who has to go back to two bowls to eat, and it is impossible to make a loss-making deal, even if the lard is blinded and Alzheimer's disease, it is absolutely impossible to do this kind of thing, impossible!

However, the sour old man just didn't say anything, and the two of them could only be in a hurry.

As a result, a few days later, Zhang Ling sent someone to deliver something, it was still the wooden box he had taken, but this time it was not red pants, but a box full of cash. The reason why he couldn't come was because he was admitted to the hospital, and the reason was that he was caught and raped in bed, and his body was broken in multiple places. The person who beat him was a big guy who was even better than his father, and he put his little lover into bed and was found on the spot. Everyone was sent to the hospital, and the other party was not finished, it was originally a pair of hard-working mandarin ducks, but it finally evolved into a contradiction between the two families.

This is strange, obviously sour Lao Xi personally promised, and even instigated him to do whatever he wanted, now that something has happened, it stands to reason that he should find the back account, how can he still send money, and the person who sent the letter also said, please ask the old man to help!

Sour Lao Xi was embarrassed, so he reluctantly accepted the money and told the messenger that he would definitely help people to the end, so he was sent away.

The confused Bai Feng and Niu Zhan knew that this was the old man's game, but they couldn't guess the reason, and the old man had to make it clear what he said, and the sour old man couldn't resist it, so he said: ", haven't you seen it yet?" ”

"If you don't say it, don't say that you will cook and wash your own clothes in the future, no one will care about you!" Niu Zhan scolded angrily.

"Say, say, speak. Didn't Ni see anything wrong with that kid? ”

"Does lust count?"

"This is a good idea, even a fool can see it," said Sour Lao Xi triumphantly.

"Can you not go around the bend? Believe it or not, pluck your beard" Bai Feng couldn't hold it back, and was about to go to the sour old man's face, for his beard, the old man cherished it very much, no matter how tattered the clothes were, the beard was always neat and clean.

"Oh, don't you say it's not good, then there is a habit of cleanliness in the future!"

Niu Zhan really didn't pay attention to this: "What's wrong with cleanliness?" ”

"Can he listen to Russia and wear Ni's smelly pants all the time? With his horse's temper, he won't be able to hold back for a few days before he has to find a woman. Russia has said a long time ago that even if you want to do that kind of thing, you can't take it off, as long as you take it off, something will inevitably happen, and now something will happen? Besides, even if he doesn't like it, just Ni's big red pants, who wears them for the rich! ”

"Less, even if he takes off his pants, don't think we don't know what you write on your pants, won't you just be safe in and out, you won't really use these four words as a spiritual talisman, what's the matter, if you take it off, there will only be "in and out" and not "peace"? Bai Feng shot back.

"Haha" Sour Lao Xi shook his head with a smile and said: "The key is not in those four words, but in the materials used to write those four words." ”

"Isn't it cinnabar?" Niu Zhan said suspiciously.

"It's cinnabar, but it's cinnabar melted with the blood of the golden toad!"

When Niu Zhan heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he suddenly realized, and scolded: "Okay, you stinky old rascal, you actually use me to harm people!" No wonder you are urging others to take more supplements, and you have thought of it a long time ago. ”