"Master, please save your life" Zhang Ling is considered to be in the set.

"Hey, it's not that Russia doesn't want to save Ni, it's impossible to let Ni never touch a woman from now on" Sour Lao Xi pretended to be embarrassed.

"Yes, yes!"

"You can beg for it, everyone is a man, who doesn't know who, so if Russia wants to save Nepal, it can't change Nepal's living habits, this place is a little difficult!"

When Zhang Ling heard this, the master not only had the ability to save himself, but also allowed him to continue to be happy and happy, and he immediately came to his strength and begged vigorously.

"Okay, Okani is also a destined person, and you can't see death without help, they are all merry and talented, we have to help each other. Wow in this way, Oh first dismantle the peach blossoms on Ni's body! However, Russia is afraid that Nepal will not accept it. ”

"Yes, I can accept anything, what do you say I should do."

"Do you know why the Russians chose Enshi Yulu to receive the guests of the Nins?"

"I don't know!"

"The Enshi jade dew of the Russians is different from other places, it is really poured with the jade dew of Putuo Lingshan over the buds, and then it is fried with the real fire of Taoist Tiangang, which naturally has the miraculous effect of driving away evil spirits and purifying the heart. Most of the people who come to visit Russia are people who have fallen into the sea of suffering, so it can be regarded as a piece of Russia's heart," said Sour Lao Xi.

Niu Zhan listened next door, his eyes were straight, and the old man could flicker, obviously talking about the tea that came wholesale by catties, but he said so much, if he was asked to sell health products, how many old men and old ladies would have to die.

When Zhang Ling heard this, he was about to scoop tea from the basin and drink it, but was stopped by Sour Lao Xi: "Wait, Ni's situation is too special, drinking tea is useless, in fact, Russia still has a blind dissolution, and it is best to brew with this tea, but Ni has been poisoned for a long time, and a cup is not enough." Or Oh said that Ni is destined to be a person, others come to order a pot, Nilai is a catty, Russia has already expected what Ni wants, so let the people in the store soak this pot for Ni. O's got to make it clear to you that if you want to completely detoxify, you have to drink this basin. ”

When Zhang Ling heard this, he was dumbfounded, and when he saw that he was hesitant, he said: "Believe it or not, it lies in Nepal, and Russia must not force it." If Ni decides, Russia will go and disperse it. If Ni can drink it, it means that Ni is very sincere, and the old man can give you a magic weapon to bless Ni with peach blossoms and good luck in the future. ”

As soon as he heard that there was such a good thing, Zhang Ling gritted his teeth and said, "I'll drink it, master, go get the elixir!" ”

"Well, it's really a big husband, admire, admire. ,, go to the Russian house and get rid of it! ”

Niu Zhan heard the sour old man call him, he was confused, where did the old man sing, but if he wanted to watch a good show, he couldn't help but cooperate, so he hurriedly ran into the sour old west's box and asked respectfully: "Master, where is your dispersion?" ”

"Stupid, isn't it in that jade bottle at the head of the Russian bed? Hurry up and get it, I have delayed this son's big event, Ona you are asking! Sour Lao Xi said sharply.

"yes, go get it!" Zhang Ling also urged.

Niu Zhanxin said, the shit jade bottle, you are Guanyin, but you can't show it on your face, and when you walk out of the door, Bai Feng smirked.

"What are you laughing at, if you have the ability, you can go and dissipate the evil!"

"If you don't say you're stupid, won't you just dissolve, is it that difficult?"

After Bai Feng finished speaking, he ran to the counter, found a bottle of calcium tablets that Niu Struggle bought to honor Lao Xi, took out a few grains, and then carried the person on his back a few times to grind into powder, wrapped it in a piece of small yellow paper, and said to Niu Struggle triumphantly: "Isn't this just dissipation?" ”

"You're lying, okay?"

"Pig brain, don't you see that the old man is playing with him, what are you really looking for? Take it in, I can guarantee that the old man who is yin and bad will not know what else is lacking in virtue for a while! ”

Niu struggled to cry and laugh, but there was nothing wrong with it, the beggar once explained: There are a hundred plays in the world, and the heart is good and free, as long as it is not evil, what can not be done?

Sour Laoxi clearly wanted to teach Zhang Ling a lesson, that big pot of tea was indeed enough, but even if he drank it, what use could it be, could it make a person reform himself?

He couldn't figure it out, so he had to obediently send the so-called dissipation in. Sour Lao Xi pretended to say for a long time, how difficult it is to refine this dispersion, how good the effect is, and said that if he hadn't met him, he really didn't want to take it out.

In fact, Zhang Ling also had doubts in his heart, but when he opened his mouth to give money, the old man immediately turned his face and said that if he gave money, he would question his character, and this peerless magic medicine would not be given. Since you don't want money and you have never known each other, do you say that Zhang Lingneng doesn't believe that the old man is kind, and he is immediately grateful, as if he has met his father.

In the end, Sour Lao Xi poured the calcium tablet powder, no, the peerless elixir into the tea, and drank a big bowl of it himself in order to prove that it was not a poison. Zhang Ling looked at it, for fear that drinking a cup of medicine would not be enough, so he quickly grabbed the rice spoon and poured himself up, this drink, but in one afternoon, it took more than a dozen times to run to the toilet to drink the big pot of tea, even a donkey had to drink to death, let alone a person.

Niu Zhan looked really distressed, Bai Feng, who had no conscience, wanted to run over and pry the sour old man to make a refill, but he had to stop him.

After drinking tea, Zhang Ling's whole person was empty, and he was weak to speak: "Master, is it okay?" ”

"Well, Ni is very sincere, okay, then the old man will endure the pain of love, give Ni a magic weapon, as long as there is this magic weapon, it is possible for Ni to be with whomever Luanfeng and Ming want, the key is that it can also make Ni more brave in that regard" Sour Lao Xi said with a look of "you know".

When Zhang Ling heard this, his eyes straightened, and he hurriedly said, "What magic weapon?" ”

Sour Laoxi solemnly took out a wooden box, and the workmanship was very exquisite. Niu Zhan saw that it was left by Chen Liar, the owner of the original Buddha's good fate, and according to Xie Fei, it was still lacquerware in the Ming and Qing dynasties, which was worth a lot of money.

But the wooden box was always empty, and there was no magic weapon in it. Just now, when Zhang Ling was "tasting tea", Sour Laoxi hid in the house alone and didn't know what to do, it seems that he made some articles with this box.

Everyone's eyes involuntarily focused on the wooden box, and as soon as Zhang Ling saw the wooden box, he immediately showed a fascinated expression. Sour Lao Xi opened it very carefully, gently, and then took out a red piece from it.

Niu struggles and wonders, is it true what kind of magic weapon it is.

But when Sour Laoxi opened the ball, Niu Zhan almost scolded his mother, what a bullshit magic weapon, it turned out to be a pair of underwear, and it looks quite familiar, look at the size, and then look at the red pants full of festive blessing words, he suddenly woke up, isn't that what he worn?

Since he was expelled from school, his mother said that he was unfavorable for the year, and deliberately picked a pair of red pants for him to wear to ward off evil spirits, he wore it for a few days, and then he was dirty and washed and threw it aside, and the dead old man actually tossed it out as a magic weapon, where is this?

He was about to speak, but was stopped by a cold look from Sour Lao Xi, where could he endure it, Bai Feng's eyes were quick, and he saw that the situation was not right, so he covered Niu Struggle's mouth and pulled it aside.

Zhang Ling was also stunned when he saw the so-called magic weapon: "Master, isn't this just pants?" ”

Niu struggled to speak, but he thought in his heart, old rascal, even if you spit lotus flowers in your mouth, I think you can say something terrible about your pants.