Wade also gave the coward a running pose, and then stood up: "Okay, this problem is solved." Then there's our question. ”

It was only at this time that the paralysis on Luo Bei's body gradually faded from his body, and he stood up with his hand holding on to the big tree beside him: "I think the first problem we are facing is to find a piece of clothing. ”

"Good idea. But there's a small question, where do we go to find a place like this barren mountain and wilderness, the kind of bar full of bikers? Wade stood up and leaned against the tree to look into the distance.

Luo Bei looked around, it was pitch black all around, but the fire in the distance was still clearly visible, as if it was about to illuminate half of the sky.

Since they wanted to escape from the area of the factory, Luo Bei and Wade had no choice but to choose the opposite direction, take a big step and run.

Fortunately, in North America, most of the suburban community structure is dominated by single-family cottages. This provided a lot of convenience for Luo Bei and Deadpool, two bare-footed people.

With the physical fitness of Luo Bei and Wade, coupled with Wade's skills, the two casually found a villa on the side of the road and easily sneaked in through the unclosed window on the second floor.

The two men entered the locker room lightly, without alarming anyone. Luo Bei took out a black jacket, a T-shirt, and a pair of jeans from the closet and put them on his body.

And Wade was even happier than Luo Bei, he didn't even turn over the wardrobe, and took out a sportswear from the dirty clothes basket of the master's house and put it on.

After getting dressed, Luo Bei felt much more at ease, after all, he didn't have that weird habit of exposing his body at will.

The two changed their clothes, and then sneaked down the same path from the second floor.

Luo Bei patted the floating soil stuck to his body, and then suddenly froze: "Why do we have to turn out of the window on the second floor?" Wouldn't it be more convenient for us to walk through the main entrance? ”

Wade was stunned for a moment after hearing this, but he resolutely couldn't admit that he had just made a fool of himself with Luo Bei: "You have to understand, we just experienced the first theft in our lives." ”

As he spoke, he put his hand in his pocket, and then took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket in surprise: "Hey, Luo, this guy has money in his pocket." He didn't even take it out! ”

After speaking, Wade also counted: "Hey, there are more than two hundred dollars in here!" No, I'll have to send him back! Know that we are just borrowing his clothes, we are not real thieves. ”

"Wade, you'd better hurry, we don't have a place to stay until now."

Luo Bei watched Wade run two steps, then jumped up, supported his hands, and climbed into the window on the second floor.

Originally, Luo Bei felt that Wade just put down the money, and it didn't take much time. Who knows, Wade entered the house and it took about ten minutes before he came out of the main entrance.

"Why did it take so long to put money in." Luo Bei complained.

"I left a letter for this guy telling him to clean his pockets before doing the laundry."

“what？ Well, even if you write a note, one minute is enough. ”

"I couldn't find the paper after looking for a long time, so I ended up writing on the bathroom mirror with lipstick."

“……”

"Alright, it's time for us to go. Do you have anywhere to go? ”

No, I don't know anyone here. I have a task to accomplish, though. Luo Bei and Wade chatted while hurrying.

"I need to find a shard. And I can feel that this thing is on you. ”

"On me? Is it in this dress? I've just flipped it over and there's nothing left in my clothes. Wade pulled out the pocket of his clothes, revealing that it was empty.

"No, it's not in the clothes, it's always on you. When I came out of that hell, I felt it was already on you. ”

"Impossible! You know, we came out of there with nothing. Otherwise, we wouldn't have to run here to borrow clothes. ”

"How do I know what's going on? But I do feel like it's on you. It's my special ability, and I can't go wrong! Think about it again. ”

"Wait, if you have to say that, there's only one possibility. At the time of the explosion, something went into my ass and never came out. ”

Wade said as he slapped his ass with his hand, "Look, it's here." ”

"Let me see, if it's really this, then my mission is complete and I can leave." Luo Bei said and was about to stretch out his hand.

"Hey! What are you doing? Don't think about touching my pretty upturned PP, don't even think about moving it for any man! Now it's my beautiful Vanessa's. As if he had been electrocuted, Wade jumped away quickly, dodging Luo Bei's hand.

"I just want to make sure!"

"Don't even think about it, or I wouldn't mind being rough with you." Wade finished speaking and put on a boxing stance.

"Don't do that, Wade. It's just my task. Luo Bei spread his hands helplessly, to be honest, if he couldn't beat Wade, Luo Bei really wanted to do it directly.

"you meow mission, does it have anything to do with me?" Wade said as he put his hands over his ass.

"Otherwise, you help me find that Francis and let him heal my handsome face, and then we go to my Vanessa and ask her to help you get it out. Okay, that's it. Perfect! ”

"Hey, Wade, you don't really believe that guy can heal your face, it's obvious that guy lied to you." Luo Bei was helpless, he really didn't expect Wade to be so naïve.

"No, if he can turn me into this ghost, then he will definitely be able to change me back again!" Wade went crazy and grabbed Luo Bei's neck.

After staying like this for a while, he let go of his hand: "I'm sorry Luo, but I have to find him, this may be my last chance." ”

"Okay, I'll help you find him. Besides, I also have a ledger to settle with this guy. But you have to promise me that no matter what the outcome, you will give me back the shards! ”

Luo Bei looked at the hysterical Wade and could only make a compromise.

"Rest assured, my reputation has always been good. Let's go, let's go meet my Vanessa first, I'm sure you've never seen such a hot girl. ”

After saying that, Wade took the lead and ran.

"Okay, tell me your story, okay?" After speaking, Luo Bei muttered in a low voice: "Who knows what kind of story this version is, screenwriters always like to adapt randomly." ”

Wade glanced back at Luo Bei: "I don't know why, I always feel that you should know a lot of stories about me." ”