Chapter 375: Bajie, in which year did you become a sperm?
The last book said...... Damn, let the storyteller go into the ditch.
However, it was said that Tang San's four masters and apprentices had crossed the quicksand river, and all the way to the west was a smooth road.
Tang Sanfu rode a white horse, the white horse rode Sha Laosan, Sha Laosan was wrapped by this and the monkey pig, Sha Laosan among the four masters and apprentices stopped and stopped, and went smoothly through the journey for more than a month.
On this day, Sha Laosan walked with his master and brothers all day, tired, thirsty and hungry, and couldn't help but stop and rest for a while.
"Sha Laosan, why don't you leave?"
Seeing that the three apprentices stopped, Tang Sanyu looked down at the three apprentices under him and asked suspiciously.
"Master, the disciple has walked hundreds of miles all day, and he hasn't even drunk a sip of water, and now he only feels that his legs are weak and he wants to rest.
Before Tang Sanfu could reply, the second senior brother spoke first, "Sha Laosan, you are also vain, you can't walk after walking for more than a hundred miles?" β
The Great Sage held the golden hoop stick and nodded coldly, "That's it, it's also a golden immortal, isn't it?" β
It's okay not to say it, as soon as he said it, Sha Laosan couldn't help but sigh softly.
"Senior brother, second senior brother, before you say this...... Can you put away the golden hoop rod weighing 13,600 catties and the nine-toothed Baoqin gold palladium with a net weight of 5,0048 catties, 17 taels and 9 cents? β
Great Sage: "......."
Second Senior Brother: "......."
"Ha, my grandson is holding a golden hoop stick, isn't it so that he can be ready to fight at any time?"
"That is, there are many difficulties and dangers on the road to the west, and I can only have a sense of security when I hold the nine-tooth nail rake."
Tang Sanfu also nodded, "Third brother, your senior brother and second senior brother are right, you have the lightest task in our team, and the senior brother and second senior brother must always be ready to fight demons, so don't complain so much, right?" β
Tang San's funeral was okay, but Sha Laosan's tears were about to fall.
"Master, the senior brother is holding the golden hoop stick, and the second senior brother is holding the Shangbaoqin gold palladium, for the purpose of fighting, and the disciple can understand.
But you still hold the nine-ring tin staff in your hand, and it's just a matter of holding it in your hand, but every time the disciple takes a step, you take the handle of the staff and poke it at the disciple's body.
This disciple is really a little incomprehensible. β
When Sha Laosan said this, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but scratch his hair in embarrassment, and only after scratching it did he remember that he had no hair.
"Third child, you just need to remember one coreβeverything Master does is for your good.
That's enough. β
Sha Laosan nodded, this kung fu of speaking, he has almost recovered some physical strength.
Immediately, he set off again with his master and brothers.
After walking for more than ten miles, a pine forest appeared in front of me.
It was late autumn, and the flowers and plants in the forest were withered, and only the pines and cypresses were evergreen.
Outside the pine forest, the second senior brother combed his hair with his own small rake.
Seeing the second senior brother's movements, the Great Sage raised his eyebrows, "Bajie, you are a boar, or a pig with a family, can you not be so coquettish?" β
Hearing this, the second senior brother's hand stiffened, "Brother Monkey, you see that you have misunderstood, right?"
What kind of is that, old pig, I call it grooming. β
"And, walking on this road, except for a few of us, even an ant is rare, who do you pay attention to?"
The second senior brother smiled, "Brother Monkey, you don't know, just now I calculated a hexagram for myself about the old pig, and found that I was winning the peach blossom today, and I wanted to take the peach blossom mile!" β
Looking at the second senior brother's small eyes and the way he couldn't see the eyeballs, Tang Sanzang slapped the second senior brother on the head.
"What kind of hexagram is it, what kind of hexagram is it, is it feudal superstition?"
After being reprimanded by the master, the second senior brother looked back at his master and asked, "Master, what is feudal superstition?" β
"This feudal superstition is to promote all unscientific things such as cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, including fortune-telling and metaphysics.
Not only that, but after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals cannot become sperm......
By the way, Bajie, what year did you become a jing? β
The second senior brother was stunned for a moment, "Master, it has been four hundred and eighty-seven years since I became an old pig. β
Tang Sanyu nodded, "Oh, it's been four hundred and eighty-seven years since you became a refinement, then you're fine, you haven't built a country when you become a refinement." β
The second senior brother was stunned by Tang San's burial, "Master, why can't you become a fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China?" β
Tang Sanfu thought for a while, "I don't know if I'm a teacher, I'll help you ask for a teacher in more than a thousand years." In short, you just need to remember that fortune telling and everything is feudal superstition. β
Second Senior Brother: "......"
Damn, this is ...... Master's tricks, right?
At this time, Tang Sanfu spoke up again, "By the way, what zodiac sign are you, Bajie?" β
"Huh? Constellation? β
Tang Sanyu nodded, "That's right, for example, for a teacher, a teacher is a Scorpio." β
The second senior brother's eyes widened, "Master, are you a scorpion spirit?" β
"Bah, you're a scorpion essence, your whole family is a scorpion essence."
Second Senior Brother: "Master, the old pig is a pig demon, and all those in my family who become fine are also pig demons." β
Tang San's funeral: "......"
"What's the matter, when were you born?"
The second senior brother immediately reported his birthday, and Tang Sanfu pinched his fingers for a while and opened his eyes.
"Not to mention, Bajie's feudal superstition can sometimes be really correct.
Pinch your fingers for the teacher...... In order to draw conclusions from the study of astrology, you are really guilty of peach blossoms today. β
Second Senior Brother: "......." MMP, you haven't seen the world since you were a pig? What bullshit constellation, asked the old pig's birthday, and divided the astrological signs, it is not the set of fortune-telling and astrological divination.
Of course, he only felt this in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it in front of Tang San's funeral.
As he was talking, Sha Laosan had already carried his master and apprentice to the depths of the pine forest.
Looking up, hidden in the deep green shade of the pine forest, there are a few houses, and the end is also magnificent, with a bit of the atmosphere of a large family.
"Master, look, there's a family in front of us, if it's getting late today, we can just go and spend the night."
Tang Sanfu nodded, and the Zen staff in his hand nodded Sha Laosan's head, "Sha Laosan, target those houses, go." β
Sha Laosan was instructed to walk towards the door of the house.
When Sha Laosan stopped in front of the gate of the house, Tang San's funeral master and apprentice got off the horse...... Well, after getting off Sha Laosan, the second senior brother stepped forward and raised his hand and knocked on the door three times.
After a while, a female voice sounded inside, "Who?" β
"Emida Fu, female donor, we are from the Tang Dynasty in the East, go to the west to worship the Buddha to seek the true scriptures of the monk, today passing by the precious land, seeing that it is late, want to spend a night, but also ask the female donor to make it convenient."
As soon as he heard that it was a female voice inside, the second senior brother's eyes flickered a few times, and shouted through the crack in the door.
"Squeak~"
As soon as the second senior brother finished speaking, the door was opened from the inside, revealing a girl who looked to be twenty-eight years old.
The girl glanced at the second senior brother shyly and timidly, and her eyes swept over the faces of the white horse, the sand monk and the great sage one by one.
When it fell on Tang San's burial, the girl's face was a little unnatural.
"It turned out to be a monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek the true scriptures, a few masters, please come in."
The Great Sage's eyes looked at the girl directly, and his gaze swept over the faces of Tang Sanfu and Second Senior Brother one by one, and a somewhat meaningful smile appeared on his face.
Sha Laosan's face was cute, as if everything was not attractive to him at all, as long as he did what the master ordered.
Tang San took a step forward in the burial, "Forehead rice tofu, the poor monk thanked the female benefactor." β
The corners of the girl's mouth twitched a few times, and she staggered to make way out, "Masters, please come in." β
Tang San's funeral was the first, the three apprentices followed, and the second senior brother led the white horse into the mansion.
Atrium.
The hostess of the house received Tang San's funeral master and apprentice.
"I heard the little girl say that several masters came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to worship the Buddha and seek the true scriptures, I don't know what the master is called."
Tang Sanfu folded his hands together and chanted 'Amitabha'.
"Amitabha, the second burial of the poor monk Tang, is the royal brother of the Tang King, entrusted by the Tang King to go to the West Heaven Da Lei Yin Temple to obtain the true scriptures."
Woman: "......."
Hearing Tang San's introduction, the corners of the woman's mouth twitched.
Tang Er's funeral?
The second burial of the gods, the burial of the second Tang of the earth, the burial of the common people, which demon on the West Heaven Road does not know your reputation, how did you get here and become the second burial of the Tang Dynasty.
Cursed in her heart, the woman's face quickly returned to nature.
"It turned out to be the second burial master of Tang from the Tang Dynasty, and the old woman was polite."
The old woman also saluted Tang San's funeral, and after getting up, her face was a little hesitant, and she looked like she wanted to say goodbye.
"What does the old lady have to say? The poor monk has no other merits, but he is recognized as a good talker.
If the old lady has something to say, it doesn't hurt to say it. β
Behind the screen, the twenty-eight girl heard Tang San's words, and her face darkened.
If the god is so talkative, if he is easy to speak, the poor monk will be tossed like this by you?
When did you see a bastard, weren't all the injured poor monks?
Tang San's temperament, this girl is naturally familiar, but the old lady is indeed the first time to contact Tang Sanfu.
Hearing Tang Sanfu say this, he immediately stopped hesitating, nodded and said, "Although the old woman is lonely and unheard, she has also heard that from the Eastern Earth to the Western Heaven Great Leiyin Temple, the road is 108,000 miles, and there are many demons and monsters on the way, and there are difficulties and dangers.
Master, there are only four of you, even if you have the ability to reach the heavens, how can you successfully reach Lingshan? β
Tang San smiled.
"The old lady didn't know that the poor monk Tang Er's burial was entrusted by the Tang King to go to the west to worship the Buddha and seek the true scriptures.
However, the Tang Dynasty is a vast land, with a large population, and its per capita resources are not ...... Bah, bah, that is, we have no other than the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, but there are many people.
There are many of them, and there are naturally many monks.
There are many monks, and there are naturally many monks.
To tell the truth, although the poor monk was entrusted by the Tang King to go to the west to learn the scriptures, he never thought that he could really get the scriptures back.
And the team that went to the West to learn scriptures was not only a team of poor monks.
Don't talk about it far away, let's talk about the poor monk.
The generation of poor monks has five brothers.
The poor monk was not talented, and Tian was the second of the five brothers to be born, named Tang Erfu.
Before the poor monk, the poor monk also had an elder brother, Tang Yiburi, who had already taken a step forward and embarked on the road of learning scriptures.
Behind the poor monk, there are three younger brothers of the poor monk - Tang Sanfu, Tang Si Fu, and Tang Wu Fu have all been on the road.
Even if the poor monk's brother can't obtain the scriptures, there are still poor monks behind them, and the poor monks can't make it, and there are also the younger brothers of the poor monks.
As long as they persevere and persevere, the poor monk believes that there is always someone who can bring the scriptures back to the Tang Dynasty. β
Old Woman: "......"
Great Sage: "......"
Second Senior Brother: "......"
Sha Laosan: "....... It turns out that Master still has a few brothers! β