Chapter 339: After a convulsion, everything became boring
A monk struggled in the kitchen for a long time, and Tang Sanfu finally felt ..... After all, she is a princess and a little sister, and there is always a feeling of not going to let people eat their fingernails and toenails.
As for the dead skin on his body, after checking it all over his body, inside and out, Tang Sanfu had to admit that his master had raised him so well that he couldn't find even a piece of dead skin on his body.
So after eliminating the three wrong options through the elimination method, the last one left for Tang San's burial was the answer - hair.
Deciding to use his hair for medicine, Tang Sanfu raised his hand and wiped it on the space ring he was wearing.
And then...... There was no response.
", what's going on, why can't my space ring work?"
"Publish the task of death, task requirements: scourge Datang.
Quest Reward: Depends on the level of mission completion.
Task Punishment: Face covered with small JJ.
Mission Restrictions: During the mission, no pre-preparation items may be used, including but not limited to all items in the Space Ring. ”
Tang Sanfu: "...... "Master, I have a sentence of MMP, I don't know if it should be said, spoken, spoken~
After a while, he opened his mouth and spit out a puff of scorched black smoke, and Tang Sanfu looked at the big bald head that touched his ladder with a bitter look on his face.
"Master, don't let me use the space ring, I can't cure my illness.
You have asked me to put my space ring in the hair that I kicked since I was a child, saying that I can't waste resources.
As a result, I guarded the hair full of rings and didn't let me use it, could it be that I really cut my toenails and grinded them into powder to drug other princesses! ”
The freshly shaved head didn't even grow a little stubble, and the space ring was full of hair and was not allowed to use it, all of them said that it was difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, and she didn't know what medicine to use to guard such a precious body, Tang Sanfu said that he was also helpless!
Looking at his arm, which still had two tooth marks, Tang Sanbu subconsciously shook his head.
I touched my ass and gave up decisively.
I blinked and felt my long eyelashes, this thing doesn't look good if it's missing.
Subconsciously pinched his chin, blaming himself for being too young, his eighteen-year-old body, and even his beard was not qualified for medicine.
After using the elimination method to eliminate it on his body again, Tang Sanfu gritted his teeth.
"It's decided! After all, people are dignified princesses, if they are princes, they will use their nails, as a princess, how can they eat the hair of a monk by themselves.
So ......"
After making a decision, Tang San's face turned red.
A quarter of an hour later......
"Drip~click~"
With the sound of a liquid falling into the soup, the decoction that had been buried by Tang San for an hour instantly filled with a direction that made people couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
"Goo-dong!"
The guards and maids waiting outside subconsciously swallowed their saliva one by one, feeling as if they hadn't eaten for three days.
"Ahem,"
Li Er, who was sitting on the stone bench, coughed twice, quietly wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and looked up at Empress Changsun.
"Guanyin, isn't it time for dinner?"
As he spoke, Li Er threw the black chess pieces in his hand onto the chessboard, overturned the game of Go, which was about to lose, and directly got up and ordered the meal to be served.
In the small kitchen, Tang Sanfu carefully put the fragrant decoction into the bowl and walked out of the small kitchen with a tray.
"Mage, the medicine for Lizhi's illness has already been boiled?"
Seeing Tang Sanfu come out with a bowl of soup and medicine, Li Er subconsciously swallowed his saliva and asked knowingly.
Tang Sanfu nodded unnaturally and handed the tray to a palace maid beside him.
"This bend down and give it to Princess Changle to ensure that the medicine is cured."
Seeing Li Er nodding, the palace maid immediately took the tray and walked into Princess Changle's boudoir behind Queen Changle, who was busy treating her daughter and complaining that Li Er couldn't afford to lose.
A quarter of an hour later, after being bedridden for several months, Princess Changle, who was weak and weak, seemed to have taken a stimulant, her face quickly returned to ruddy, and she got up directly from the bed.
"Queen Mother, Lizhi is hungry."
Seeing that her daughter actually got up by herself, the eldest grandson queen, who cared about her beloved daughter, reached out to help her with a concerned face.
And Princess Changle's words made Empress Changsun stunned on the spot, and her eyes turned red for a moment.
"Okay, hungry! It's good to be hungry!
The queen mother will go to prepare lunch for you, and Changle will lie down on the bed to rest first. ”
After an explanation, the eldest grandson queen immediately ordered someone to prepare food for the princess.
After a while, a piece of food was served with care and precious materials.
Looking at those meals that caught up with his previous year's consumption, Tang Sanyu opened his mouth, but in the end, he still didn't say anything to stop it.
This time, she made a bloody investment, and Princess Changle not only got rid of the disease, but also her body was adjusted to the best state.
Naturally, there is no trouble of feeding for a long time, being weak, not being able to eat too much food, and only suitable for eating some porridge and liquid food.
But.
It can be seen from Princess Changle's food that Li Er is rich, very rich.
Since Li Er is so rich, he has invested more money in order to treat his daughter, and his face is a little pale now.
So.....
Within the appropriate range, slaughtering him a little more shouldn't be considered robbery, right?
Well, thinking of being able to slaughter Li Er, Tang San's waist was no longer sore, his back didn't hurt anymore, and the invisible hole on his finger finally squeezed out a drop of blood, and he felt less painful.
But.....
In order to save Li Er's daughter, he injured his body and damaged his vitality.
Therefore, you can't just watch Princess Changle make up for it, you have to make up for it yourself!
Seeing that Li Er was only concerned about the improvement of his daughter's condition, and did not understand the fact that he also needed to nourish his vitality, Tang Sanfu immediately quit.
"Ahem! Ahem! ”
First, he coughed twice in a suppressed manner, attracting Li Er's attention.
Covering his mouth with one hand again, he held his breath fiercely, making his pale face, which was already a little pale from being frightened by the need to bleed himself, a little paler.
The moment Li Er turned his head to look, Tang San stumbled under his feet and almost fell to the ground.
It's a shame that Li Eryan is fast, otherwise...... He's about to miss this play.
"Mage, are you alright?"
"Ahem!"
Suppressed the cough twice, thought about it, and finally couldn't make the most of it to hold back a mouthful of old blood for himself, Tang Sanfu could only make a weak appearance.
"It's okay, just now the poor monk blessed the decoction with a unique secret technique, and some of the vitality was injured, after replenishment, take a little rest and it will be fine."
The words are so obvious, where does Li Er still not know what to do?
Let's not say that people really cured his daughter's anorexia, which can be called a terminal illness, let's just say that the dragon soul came to ask for his life at night, and he still had to rely on Tang San's burial to exorcise demons and demons for him, so he didn't dare to let Tang San's burial have the slightest mistake.
So......
"Take the mage down to rest, and send the best heavenly and earthly treasures in the palace to the mage's resting place to replenish the vitality and condition the body."
After giving the order, Li Er cared about Tang San's funeral a few more words.
It's just that Tang San, who has benefited from it, is using his kung fu to fight with Li Er here.
After a few perfunctory words, he said goodbye and left on the grounds that he was unwell.
Not to mention how Li Er's family enjoyed the joy of their beloved daughter's initial recovery from a serious illness, but said that Tang San, who was taken to a vacant palace to rest, was buried, and as soon as the door was closed, he couldn't help but put his right index finger in his mouth and sucked it.
"Mom, I pricked it gently, it hurts so much, and sure enough, I just need to get some hair and nails to deal with it in the future.
Bloodletting is such a thing, and you can't do it anymore! ”
While muttering, Tang Sanfu sucked his fingers hard, "This is a finger that has just been bloodied, it can't be wasted, it has to be sucked clean!" ”
Knowing the value of eating a piece of meat that can make people immortal, Tang San's funeral, who can live, will never waste a single bit.
Not only will the shaved hair be stored in the space ring, but the fingernails and toenails that are picked up on weekdays will also be treasured separately.
When necessary, these things can play a lot of value!
Think about it, the peach of the Queen Mother of the West, the ginseng fruit of Zhen Yuanzi, the Huang Zhongli of Daode Tianzun, and the ginkgo biloba of Yuan Shi Tianzun, one or two, which one is not a strange thing to live in in the Three Realms?
After a few years, in addition to these things, new strange things will be added - Tang San's fingernails, toenails, hair strands, and faded dead skin.
Thinking about the scene where a group of fairies and demons followed behind his ass in the future, just to get a single hair that he had lost, and he didn't pull out a hair, Tang Sanfu felt a gust of wind.
He felt that looking at the past and the present and the future, looking at the Three Realms and Six Realms, there would never be a person like him in this world.
What is it called? This is called a legendary man!
That's right, his Tang San's burial in the future is a legend, praise!
While thinking about it beautifully, he pouted his fingers, and after a while, there was a knock on the door outside.
After Tang San's funeral responded, the door was pushed open, and plates of beautifully shaped food were placed in front of Tang San's funeral.
Resisting the urge to pounce and gobble up, Tang Sanyu calmly waved his hand to the group of palace maids in the room, "It's none of your business, let's go first." ”
"Whoa!"
A group of palace maids retreated, and the door was gently closed by the palace maids who went out last.
The next moment.....
"Wow!"
Like a tiger descending from the mountain, a lion coming out of the cage, and a vicious dog pounced on the table, Tang San's burial was a gust of wind and clouds.
While eating, Tang Sanfu still muttered, "It's delicious!" It's delicious.
Is this the life of an emperor? No wonder so many emperors want to live forever, on such a day, they won't pay back even a god! ”
Muttering, Tang San's eating slowed down, and he couldn't help but hesitate a little, "Such a delicious thing, do you want to leave some for Master?" ”
In the system space, Su Luo silently pricked up his ears.
"Well, let's stay some, Master's poor man who has never seen the world has lived in the Dead Man's Mountain all his life, and he must not have eaten anything good, West, West, West~"
Poof!
After a convulsion, he lay on the ground weakly.
At that moment, Tang Sanfu suddenly felt that everything in this world had become boring.