"Yin people are on the road, and yang people are avoided~!"

"Yin people are on the road, and yang people are avoided~!"

Just passing by a small mountain village, the four-eyed Taoist chief was worried that he would meet one or two villagers walking at night, so he asked Huang Xiaohao to shout such warning lines, and he hadn't changed back to "Song of Righteousness".

Although Huang Xiaohao didn't think that in such a gloomy deep mountain and old forest, he would still meet villagers walking at night, but he was also kind and shouted lines according to the meaning of Uncle Simu.

The special bamboo chair that could be placed between the two walking corpses was still left in Yizhuang and not brought out, but this was difficult for the experienced four-eyed Taoist. I saw him jump up, spread his legs, and just straddle the walking corpse's outstretched arms, as steady as Mount Tai. Although the entire team of walking corpses was bouncing forward, he was able to sit comfortably and still have time to ask Huang Xiaohao questions.

"Master and nephew~! Didn't you say you're going to be busy with life events? Why did you suddenly catch up with Uncle Shi and help Uncle Shi again? ”

Two days ago, Huang Xiaohao said that he was busy with the matter of getting married and had no time to help, so the four-eyed Taoist left Yizhuang alone. Unexpectedly, as soon as he left Renjia Town, he was chased by Huang Xiaohao from behind, and as soon as they met, he took over his entire corpse chasing business, and very earnestly said that he would help his uncle drive the corpse.

The four-eyed Taoist chief was naturally extremely happy to let go, handed over the soul-attracting lamp, the magic bell, and other things, and asked Huang Xiaohao to help drive away the corpse. It's just that this question has been holding in his heart for two days, and he finally can't help but ask.

"Are you at odds with your future daughter-in-law? Otherwise, how could he suddenly change his mind, and when he got married, he still ran out to follow his uncle through mountains and rivers? ”

"Of course not~! As long as I think of the hard work of my uncle when he drove away the corpse, even when my nephew is about to get married, he will feel anxious and uneasy. Huang Xiaohao explained with a serious face, "In addition, the good day agreed between my master and my future father-in-law will be a month later, and there is still plenty of time, so after I talked to Tingting, I caught up with my uncle, and planned to help my uncle catch up with the corpse before getting married." ”

"Haha, good nephew, it's not in vain that Uncle Fei is so optimistic about you, you are really good, many times better than that stinky boy in Knorr." Hearing Huang Xiaohao's kind words, the four-eyed Taoist really laughed.

Although he also knew in his heart that these high-sounding good words were definitely not Huang Xiaohao's heart. But what does it matter, Huang Xiaohao is always his nephew, even if he helps him drive out the corpse, he has a little bit of his own careful thoughts, so he goes with him.

He was able to get a free labor, and he didn't have to work hard to drive the corpses by himself, he had already earned it.

The high-sounding good words that Huang Xiaohao said were naturally fake. The reason why he suddenly changed his mind and caught up with the four-eyed Taoist was not because he lacked merit points.

Originally, Huang Xiaohao saved more than 100,000 merit points, but after opening his personal world, there were only tens of thousands of merit points left. These merit points are reserved to help their four wives exchange for the special commodity of "One Creation", help them wash the essence and cut the marrow, open up the meridians, and change their cultivation qualifications.

Just helping Miao Kexiu and Yi Qiaomei exchange for "a creation", he has already spent 20,000 merit points. In addition, he didn't pay attention to this detail before, he spent hundreds of points on furniture here, hundreds of points on electrical appliances there, and a lot of merit points were spent on miscellaneous places.

When he stood in front of Ren Tingting and was about to open his mouth to confess, he found that his merit value was only more than 8,000 points. Even tens of thousands of points are not enough, and naturally they can't exchange for the special goods in the mall of "One Creation".

How can this work? Without "a creation", how could he help Tingting change her cultivation qualifications? If you don't change your qualifications, how can you take Tingting to embark on the immortal road of double cultivation?

After confessing, he immediately took Tingting to embark on the road of cultivation, which was a tactic set by Huang Xiaohao from the beginning.

Only by doing so can Tingting realize the beauty of cultivation, indulge in it and be unable to extricate herself, and let her forget the sadness of "she is not the boss".

Ren Tingting, who grew up in this era, does not have the idea of monogamy. In the previous relationship, when Huang Xiaohao was tempting on the side, he also knew that Ren Tingting didn't mind him marrying the younger one in the future.

But if Huang Xiaohao confesses the fact that "Ren Tingting is not the boss, but the third", Huang Xiaohao estimates that she will still have a lot of sadness.

Therefore, in order to appease this very likely emotion, Huang Xiaohao will make up his mind, and immediately after confessing, he will take Tingting into his personal world and prove to her with practical actions that he will always love her, whether she is the eldest or the third.

According to Huang Xiaohao's idea, the "one creation" of tens of thousands of merit points is an indispensable key, and it must not be missing.

So as soon as he found out that he was still short of about 2,000 points of merit, Huang Xiaohao decisively postponed the confession, planning to spend a few more days to help Uncle Simu finish a trip to the corpse.

The merit value of chasing corpses is not low, even if Huang Xiaohao is not the leader, but just a supporting role to help the starters, he can get two or three thousand merit points at a time, which is enough for Huang Xiaohao to make up tens of thousands of merit points for "one creation".

The reason why Huang Xiaohao changed his mind and came over to help was because two or three thousand merits were worth this little bit of caution.

With this little caution in his heart, Huang Xiaohao was not slack off in his work, wearing a yellow traditional Taoist robe, waving a flag with his left hand and ringing a bell with his right hand, walking in front of a team of walking corpses, shouting a line after walking a few steps.

"Yin people are on the road, and yang people are avoided~!"

It is Huang Xiaohao's attitude of never slacking off in his work, and the four-eyed Taoist will not mind Huang Xiaohao's careful thinking when he suddenly changes his mind.

After the two answered this question, Huang Xiaohao then found that two big trees had fallen in the middle of the road ahead, blocking the way. Immediately stopped, and when he was about to step forward to move the two big trees that were blocking the way, Huang Xiaohao suddenly smelled a strange smell.

"Uncle Shi, do you smell anything?"

"What does it smell like? No~! I don't smell anything? Hearing this, the four-eyed Taoist snorted, but he didn't smell anything.

"Didn't you?" Huang Xiaohao walked to the middle of the road, and as soon as he raised his hand, he threw the two big trees that blocked the road weighing thousands of catties to the side of the road.

Clapping his hands to get rid of the dust, Huang Xiaohao clearly smelled a strange smell this time, a very bad smell.

"It's really weird, it's a smell." Huang Xiaohao's face became serious, and he solemnly looked at the four-eyed Taoist chief and said.

"Is there one?" The four-eyed Taoist took a closer look, and his originally casual expression suddenly laughed, and said to Huang Xiaohao, who had a serious face, "Senior nephew, you smelled wrong, it's not a smell, it's a fragrance." ”

After finishing speaking, the four-eyed Taoist leader also winked at Huang Xiaohao.

Before Huang Xiaohao could figure out what the four-eyed Taoist chief meant, he saw that at the back of the walking corpse team, a piece of white silk suddenly floated down from the sky, and with a bang, it wrapped around the walking corpse at the back and swept it up to the top of the dense forest.

Huang Xiaohao's eyesight was extraordinary, and he suddenly saw a woman in white standing between the branches above the dense forest, pulling back the white silk and pulling the walking corpse in front of him.

Huang Xiaohao immediately planned to make a move, but he didn't expect to be stopped by the four-eyed Taoist chief.

"Senior nephew, you are about to get married, and it is not suitable to do it, just look at my uncle!"

After saying this, the four-eyed Taoist chief jumped several meters high and came to the side of the woman in white.

The woman in white was pulling the walking corpse in front of her, and was about to lean over to suck the corpse qi and residual flesh and blood in the corpse, when she found that the four-eyed Taoist leader jumped to her side, pulled the walking corpse's feet hard, and snatched the walking corpse back.

"You dare to touch my walking corpse, watch me beat you until you become an idiot~!"

After the four-eyed Taoist snatched back the walking corpse, he fell back to the ground, and pulled out the magic weapon bronze sword behind him with a "Zheng~" sound, before he raised his head and pointed at the white-clothed woman on the branch and shouted.

Seeing the enchanting face and figure of the woman in white, and hearing the shouts of the four-eyed uncle, Huang Xiaohao immediately remembered, isn't this the plot of the fox spirit coming to steal the walking corpse at the beginning of the movie "Uncle Zombie", when the four-eyed Taoist chases the corpse?