The plot of the movie "Uncle Zombie" is also very simple.

The plot of the first half of the plot is just a comedy farce of the four-eyed Taoist and his neighbor Master Ichiyu playing tricks on each other, which can be regarded as a special way for this monk and two masters to express the friendly relationship between the neighbors. The plot of the second half is that the two of them work together to solve a passing zombie who has become a fine one.

It's really simple, and the plot can be finished in a few sentences.

What Huang Xiaohao cares about is the little sister of the peach who has not yet appeared and doesn't know if it is young or mature, the female apprentice of Master Yixiu. And then there's the passing zombie that has become a jing, and it may be worth tens of thousands of merit points.

As for the vixen in front of him, who ran out to steal the walking corpse, although he was dressed in white, his body was enchanting, and his face was charming, he was worthy of the name of the fox spirit. The first few times Huang Xiaohao helped the four-eyed Taoist to drive away the corpse, he was actually looking forward to meeting such a fox spirit and having a good look at the charm methods of the legendary fox spirit.

But when he really met it, he found that the smell of the vixen was too strong. Huang Xiaohao was so far away, standing on the side and watching, he couldn't stand this strange smell, and he really couldn't have any interest in this beautiful vixen.

But Huang Xiaohao found that Uncle Four-Eyed seemed to be quite interested in this fox spirit.

Although he slashed a few times, he chased the vixen up and down. But Huang Xiaohao could see that Uncle Shi deliberately kept his hand. There were several times when he could have attacked with a sword piercing his heart, but the four-eyed uncle only slashed from the side, and he didn't even cut the vixen's clothes.

This fox spirit doesn't have Huang Xiaohao's eyesight, and he can see the means of the four-eyed Taoist. She was only forced to jump up and down, but she was not injured in the slightest, and she suddenly felt that although her cultivation was not as good as the Taoist priest in front of her, it was not far behind. If you use the means of pressing the bottom of the box, you may be able to turn the tables.

As long as this middle-aged Taoist priest with advanced Taoism is solved, the remaining little Taoist priest on the side of the road who looks less than twenty years old is naturally not worth mentioning.

With the idea of "I can turn the tables", after being forced to jump up by another sword from the four-eyed Dao chief, the woman in white transformed by the fox spirit shouted and flipped her body in mid-air, using her own trick to press the bottom of the box.

"Heh~!" The woman in white shouted, "Wow~" Several sounds of tearing cloth also sounded. Then pieces of white cloth floated down, and less than half of the woman who was originally dressed in white and wrapped very tightly was still hanging on her body.

The woman who was originally jumping up and down and was extremely nimble, at this moment, she was like a delicate and weak woman, and she fell to the ground.

The long snow-white legs that are so white that they are reflective, and the snow-white four taels on the chest... No, it's eight taels of meat, which is enough to suck the eyes of ordinary people into it. The torn white cloth on the body only covers the key parts, this kind of charm method of wanting to expose and cover, wanting to cover and rest, is really to firmly grasp the psychology of all male animals, and it is really a very powerful "trick to press the bottom of the box".

"Wow~!" After seeing this scene, the four-eyed Taoist couldn't help but stop with his sword and didn't take another step.

"Hmm~! Come on~! This uncle, come and play with me~! ”

The above line was made up by Huang Xiaohao, who was watching from a distance, after seeing the woman in white waving towards the four-eyed Taoist. In fact, the woman in white transformed by the fox spirit has not spoken a word since she appeared on the stage.

Even if they are now using their talent, the art of seduction, they have not spoken. She just lay on her side on the ground, beckoning to the four-eyed chief, kissing, and winking.

At first, the four-eyed Taoist pretended to be firm and not charming. It's just that the woman in white kissed the two times, and he turned into a lustful expression, threw the copper sword in his hand to his feet, and buried his head in the woman in white and gnawed it.

"Woo~! It's so slippery~! It's so fragrant~! It's so comfortable~! The four-eyed Taoist directly buried his head between the woman's eight taels of flesh, enjoying it incomparably and having a lot of fun.

"......" Huang Xiaohao was speechless when he saw this, "Uncle Shi is getting carried away?" When I don't exist, the image of a profound uncle that he has always maintained has completely collapsed~! ”

It seemed that he heard Huang Xiaohao's heart, and it seemed that the woman in white wanted to sneak attack the four-eyed Taoist, in short, within a few seconds of burying his head, the four-eyed Taoist shouted loudly, kicked hard, and kicked the white-clothed woman who was still holding and kissing and flew out.

Of course, the woman in white at this moment has also shown her original form, with a fox head on her head, and her long snow-white and smooth legs and eight taels of flesh are also covered with a thick layer of animal hair, no longer moving before.

"Haha~! Do you think I'm really going to be seduced by you? It's just that I see that you are in good shape, so I will play with you. The four-eyed Taoist shouted this very loudly, as if he was deliberately explaining it to Huang Xiaohao, wanting to save his image as an elder.

When the vixen saw that his attempt to press the bottom of the box had completely failed, he immediately jumped into the woods and tried to escape by jumping onto the branches of the jungle.

The four-eyed Taoist grabbed the bronze sword that he had thrown at his feet before, and he didn't look up to aim, but just threw the sword above his head, and heard a scream above the dense forest, and the fox spirit had been pierced through the heart by a sword, falling in front of the four-eyed Taoist and completely dead.

The four-eyed Taoist maintained the posture of throwing the sword for three or four seconds, and it was estimated that the senior nephew had completely deeply rooted his heroic posture in his mind, and only after successfully maintaining his image as an elder did he stand up again.

"Uncle Shi~!" Huang Xiaohao saw that the four-eyed Taoist had already dealt with the vixen, so he came to his side and looked at the vixen corpse on the ground curiously.

"What you just saw, it's just me playing. As the saying goes, work doesn't forget entertainment~! Right? Seeing Huang Xiaohao coming to his side, the four-eyed Taoist chief explained before he could speak.

"Uncle Shi, you don't need to explain it, I understand. You who have a firm heart and a profound Dao method will not be confused by such a crude charm technique. What I want to ask is, isn't this vixen already in human form? How can it be so weak? Huang Xiaohao asked, pointing to the corpse of the fox spirit on the ground.

This vixen returned to its original form after death, only the size of a wolf dog, and even the hair on its body was just the mottled brown and black hair of the big wolf dog, not the solid white fox that Huang Xiaohao imagined at the beginning.

It's not that the white fox dares to wear a white dress, bad review~!

"How can it be in human form? This fox spirit can't even speak, and it's obvious that he hasn't even refined the horizontal bone in his throat, and his cultivation is worse than that of a hundred-year-old ghost. The four-eyed Taoist drew the bronze sword that was inserted into the vixen's chest, and then explained, "The humanoid appearance it used to be was nothing more than a talent illusion unique to the fox spirit. It's just a conjugation, not a real cultivation to the realm of transforming into a human form. ”

"I see~!" Huang Xiaohao nodded.

It's no wonder that when this fox spirit fights with the four-eyed Taoist, he will only jump up and down like a beast and wave his claws, and half of the spell is not issued. Even the ability to transform into a human form, as well as the previous charm technique, is just the innate instinct of the fox spirit clan.

In fact, at the beginning, when he saw this vixen that could turn into a human form, Huang Xiaohao was still taken aback. Because according to the information taught by Yimei Dao Chang, the monster that can turn into a human form has the least cultivation, and it is also the existence of a demon pill condensed in the body. This level of the monster is equivalent to the golden pill period of the heavenly immortals, and the first and second tribulation of the ghosts and immortals.

Huang Xiaohao is still in the realm of the Dan Formation Period, and the Four-Eyed Dao Master has not yet survived a ghost immortal tribulation, this kind of cultivation of the two, if they really encounter the Condensing Demon Pill and turn into a big demon in human form, there is no other choice than to pull out their legs and run.

It's just that this kind of small world with depleted aura can't have a monster of this level at all, so after Huang Xiaohao was taken aback, he immediately calmed down and stood quietly to the side, watching the big show between the four-eyed Taoist and this fox spirit.