Chapter 337 Electricity, Electricity, Electricity, Electricity, Electricity, Electricity......
After going through thousands of mountains and rivers all the way, overcoming difficulties and obstacles, and doing everything to kidnap and steal, Tang Sanfu finally made it ..... the mission release In seventeen days, he successfully rushed to the outside of Chang'an.
Along the way, Tang Sanfu did not sleep for more than six hours, and did not eat a full meal four times a day.
When he arrived in Chang'an City, Tang San's funeral leading the horse into Chang'an City, thinking of the hardships he had experienced along the way, he couldn't help but have some tears in his eyes.
It's not easy, look at his small body, it's all thin...... Well, they've all gained weight!
Fat!
This is all endocrine disorders and hormone secretion disorders that have been tormented by the hardships and dangers along the way, and the fatness caused by them!
Thinking like this, Tang Sanfu couldn't help but squeeze out a few tears in his eyes.
"It's finally time to Chang'an, Master, has the apprentice completed the task you said?"
"It's the system! Again, it's the system! ”
Su Luo once again emphasized the issue of identity transformation, and then replied, "It took the host seventeen days to successfully arrive in Chang'an City and complete the Novice Trial Mission, and now submit the task to release rewards." ”
"Because the host completes the task ahead of schedule, the task is evaluated as Youjia, and the upgraded version of the Afterlife Spell will be rewarded - the upgraded version of the Afterlife Curse!"
Tang San's burial: "......" Afterlife Mantra Upgraded Version, Upgraded Afterlife Mantra.
This name style is very good, very master!
is worthy of being a person who can name himself Tang San's burial.
"Master, when it comes to naming names, the apprentice still wants to know, you named the apprentice Three Burials, which means burying the heavens and burying the common people, but why is this Tang? Master, aren't you surnamed Su? ”
"Ahem! Host, please respect yourself, how many times has this system been emphasized, it is a system, not a master.
Moreover, the name of the host was given by the gods, and the system does not know what the gods were thinking when they named the host.
The origin of the three burials is to bury the people in the sky and the earth, as for the surname Tang...... Maybe it's because Tang Seng is more kind! ”
"Dear...... Cordial? ”
Tang San's footsteps ahead of the funeral subconsciously stopped, his face full of tangled.
I have been looking for the truth for eighteen years, is it possible that I have achieved it just because of kindness?
Not as I guessed, his biological father's surname is Tang?
"Ahem, judging from the genetic display, the father of the host in this life should be surnamed Chen."
"Chen? Chen San's burial? ”
Tang Sanfu shook his head, sure enough, Tang Sanyu thought it sounded better.
As for the father surnamed Chen, Tang Sanfu already knew that his biological father had already died.
It's just that.....
Is it really just because I feel kind that I let myself be surnamed Tang? Isn't it because I'm the illegitimate child of a person with the surname Tang or something?
"Ahem, doesn't the host think that Tang Seng is much more comfortable than Chen Seng?
Moreover, for many things, the surname Tang is much more convenient than the surname Chen. ”
Tang Sanfu thought for a moment, "For example?" ”
"For example...... The elder's surname is Tang, and he is so sweet that he is sad.
For example, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship the Buddha and kick ..... For monks who seek the true scriptures, the donor can be called the poor monk Tang San burial, or the poor monk Tang monk.
Is it much smoother than Chen Seng from the Eastern Tang Dynasty? ”
Tang San's funeral: the reason for "......"...... It's far-fetched.
If this was the truth, he would rather never know the truth!
However, although this truth is unreliable, it is ...... Very Master!
"Huh, host, look, what's going on in front of you?" ”
Just when Tang Sanfu was still struggling in his heart, he saw a group of people on the edge of a wall in the distance, pointing and discussing something.
Subconsciously, Tang San's funeral, which had to be watched by onlookers, came over.
Leaning over and listening and watching, Tang Sanfu quickly figured out what was going on.
It turned out that on the wall that was enclosed, there was an imperial list, which was the emperor list of the talents released today, and the emperor list that summoned the world's high monks and Taoist leaders who have the ability to subdue demons and eliminate demons to serve in the palace.
The emperor also said that if it is confirmed that he is indeed capable and capable, he will be rewarded richly and reused by the emperor.
After hearing the news, Tang San's first reaction was to scoff.
Li Er?
Looking for monks and Taoist priests to enter the palace?
Also recruiting.
When he hadn't read the history of the barnyard official, had he?
That night, it was recorded that Tang Taizong Li Shimin was haunted by resentful ghosts, and his unjust souls asked for his life, unable to sleep at night or eclipse at sun, and ordered Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong to hold the door of the dormitory to prevent the ghosts from entering.
This is the origin of the famous door god in later generations.
Of course, although he scoffed at Li Er's behavior of being frightened by ghosts and trying to find someone to catch the ghost and covering it with a fig leaf, Tang Sanfu planned to help him catch this ghost.
After all.....
Although Li Er promised the old dragon king to try his best to save his life, he couldn't save the dragon in the end, and still let Wei Zheng cut the old dragon king in his dream.
But this matter, Li Er is not wrong at all!
I don't know each other, but your old dragon king himself was angry because he made a bet with others, deleted the time of the rain in the heavenly court, and knowingly violated the rules of heaven, and he didn't have the ability of the Monkey King who made trouble in the heavenly palace five hundred years ago.
Didn't you deserve it if you were cut?
Speaking of Monkey King, I don't know what happened to the monkey now, and the story after the havoc in the Heavenly Palace, my master hasn't told me yet.
Could it be that it has really been pressed under the mountain with five fingers for 500 years?
If that really happened, Tang Sanfu was very curious.....
Doesn't he have to eat?
Even if he doesn't have to eat, how can he fix his urine and urine?
After habitually thinking crookedly, Tang Sanfu pulled his thoughts back to the topic.
The old dragon king himself violated the rules of heaven, and he did not have the strength to make trouble in the heavenly palace, so he was cut down.
Before he died, he begged Li Er and begged someone to drag Wei Zheng to save his life.
Li Er promised to give it a try, but people didn't say enough, saying that they would definitely save him, and they just tried their best.
And Li Er also really worked hard.
In order to drag Wei Zheng down, he deliberately pulled Wei Zheng to play chess, didn't he just see Wei Zheng fall asleep, as if he felt hot in his sleep, and his head was sweating, in order to show his image of Ren Jun, he fanned Wei Zheng a few times?
Who knew that Wei Zheng was chasing your old dragon king in his dream?
Who knew that just a few slaps of the wind would boost Wei Zheng's speed, let him catch up and cut down your old dragon king?
Therefore, there is nothing wrong with Li Er in this matter.
Helping you is love, not helping you is duty!
As a result, people helped you, just because things didn't work out, you got the punishment you deserved, but after you died, you didn't leave Li Er.
Be a dragon...... Phew, you can't be so shameless as a ghost, right?
His master is shameless enough, but the bottom line is not so low, low, low, low as the old dragon king!
The low character pulled out a series of trills, which was not Tang San's original intention, but it was actually the electric shock that made the whole body sour and weak, so that he couldn't hold the last sound.
"Under the wise leadership of the system, please be a good young man who always walks in the front line of death, and complains about respecting the teacher in his heart, which is disrespectful and contrary to the core law of the host's self-cultivation.
If the host does not repent, the punishment will increase with the number of times. ”
After finally recovering from the sour feeling of electric shock, such a voice came from Tang Sanfu's mind.
Tang San's funeral: "......" also said that he was not a master, and he was suspicious of being positive, positive, positive, and positive~
After another burst of sour numbness, Tang San's burial was purified from his body to his mind.
While counting the old dragon king's undisciplined exercises, he thought about venting all today's grievances on the old dragon king's dragon soul.
The matter of relieving anger was the first skill that his master had taught him since he could remember, and he had already practiced this skill perfectly.
Building one's own happiness on the pain of others will double the satisfaction of one's own happiness, and sharing one's own pain on the happiness of others will displace the sense of experience of both parties.
For so many years, he has been alive under the clutches of his master.
So......
"Sting!"
Under the bewildered gaze of a group of onlookers, Tang Sanfu pushed away the crowd and squeezed over, and took a piece of the emperor's list pasted on the wall.
"Hula"
At the next moment of the Emperor Liberation List, a group of Qianniu Guards rushed over and surrounded Tang San's burial with Li Sanchong and Outer Sanzhong.
While being confused, Tang Sanfu was still listening to someone in the Qianniu Guard communicating in a low voice.
"The emperor list has been revealed! Someone finally revealed the emperor's list, and the eldest princess's illness was saved! ”
Listening to the words of this group of Qianniuwei, Tang San, who was a little stunned when he was suddenly surrounded, was buried..... I can't help but be even more confused!
The eldest princess?
Sickness?
This emperor list recruits talented people from all over the world, and Taoist monks enter the palace, isn't it to help Li Er catch ghosts? Why is it related to treating Princess Changle again?
Wait..... Wait.
It's a bit messy, let the poor monk pick it up first!
That one......
After eighteen years of living in the Dead Man's Mountain Asylum, I won't remember this.
With the permission of the master to go down the mountain, he was pit by the master and trekked all the way through the mountains and rivers, and experienced many dangers and obstacles to Chang'an, so there is no need to analyze this in detail.
entered Chang'an City and saw Li Er's imperial list.
After that, because he complained in his heart, the master was electrified, electric, electric, and electrocuted by the cautious master..... Three times.
This is not the point, the point is that after being stunned, he walked to the wall and raised his hand to reveal Li Er's emperor list without looking carefully.
So.....
What's the problem?
Is Li Er's original intention of posting the emperor's list wrong, or is this emperor ......
Subconsciously glanced at the wall, and then looked down at his hand.
This emperor is wrong!
Tang San's burial: "......" MMP, Li Er, you have the ability to come over, and the poor monk promises not to kill you!
Why don't you tell me how many bad things have happened in your family in a year, this Princess Changle's illness has not been cured yet, so you have the leisure to provoke the old dragon king's bad things, but you didn't marry the fox and got into trouble.
Now it's beautiful, my daughter is sick and can't find someone to treat her, and she is scared by the headless dragon soul again.
I'll tell you, that is, if you meet a poor monk, if you meet two people...... Just put your daughter's anorexia there, and then the person who will catch ghosts and demons will unveil the emperor list, and it is estimated that those who didn't have time to catch ghosts will be clicked by you first!
When he was so slanderous in his heart, he didn't think that the Taoist monk who would catch ghosts and subjugate demons would not be stupid to expose the wrong emperor list for the princess!
"Alas!"
After scolding in his heart for a while, he sighed helplessly, and in the bewildered eyes of a group of thousands of Niu Wei and the onlookers, Tang Sanfu turned around and decisively unveiled another emperor list of catching ghosts and subduing demons.
"That's it, don't bother the two masters, two troubles, the poor monk will solve it together."
Glancing at the people in the bewilderment, Tang Sanfu gave an evaluation of 'I have never seen the world' in his heart, and he was very calm, pretending, and very arrogant.