After Tang Sanfu gently put the handle of the nine-ring tin staff in his hand on the ground, which collapsed a small building next door to the Gaofu Hall, Gao Yuanwai didn't say a word of nonsense, and immediately agreed to the marriage of his daughter and Zhu Bajie.

After Tang Sanfu personally selected the auspicious day of the zodiac, that night, the second senior brother and Sister Gao Xie entered the cave room.

That night, Gao Yuanwai and Mrs. Gao hugged each other and lay on the bed, speechless to each other, only a thousand tears.

Turning his head, he looked at the yellow calendar hanging on the wall, and after being speechless for a long time, the senior member let out a gloomy sigh.

His eyes fell on the yellow calendar that was pointed out by the Tang Dynasty holy monk and said that it was an auspicious day of the zodiac, and he saw two lines of small characters on it: "March 14 of the year of Bingchen, small, suitable for funeral, not suitable for marriage." ”

On the other side, on the roof, on this beautiful day, the Great Sage sat on the eaves and looked up at the western sky, silent.

I don't know when, Tang San's funeral did it to the side of the Great Sage, "Wukong, do you have something on your mind?" ”

The Great Sage turned his head and glanced at Tang Sanfu, didn't speak, and turned his gaze to the side again.

"Yo, this is really on my mind."

Tang Sanfu smiled, "Come on, everyone, brothers...... Everyone is a master and apprentice, what is unhappy is that speaking out makes the teacher happy and happy. ”

The Great Sage turned his head and looked at Tang San's funeral with an expressionless face, "Today's yellow calendar seems to be suitable for funeral, not marriage." ”

Tang San was stunned for a moment, "Really?" Wukong, do you still know how to read the yellow calendar?

Then do you know fortune telling? Have you ever calculated your marriage? When will you marry the girl in your heart?

By the way, what's the name of that little girlfriend of yours? Do you want to help you get married? ”

The Great Sage's complexion changed, and he watched Tang San's burial for a long time, and finally turned the golden hoop stick in his hand in a dejected direction.

Damn, the longer we get along, the more I feel that this monk is unfathomable, even if he recovers to a strength close to the Xuan Immortal level, he still can't beat it!

On the other side, seeing that the Great Sage ignored himself, Tang Sanfu also looked up at the sky.

His gaze fell on the stars, on the zodiac that represented the auspiciousness of the heavens, "Isn't it appropriate to marry?" It shouldn't be. ”

Heavenly Court, the Twelve Stars of the Zodiac had a pile of pieces of paper in his hand, and when the ugly cow threw out the afternoon horse and threw out a canopy marshal, and was pressed by the rat with the Jade Emperor, the corners of the ugly cow's mouth hooked up a smile in his chest, "A Monkey King, crushed to death." ”

However, the praying mantis catches the cicada, and the yellow finch is behind,

Yin Hu looked at the white paper card printed with Monkey King and grinned at the ugly cow, "Hehe, I'm sorry, I still have a Buddha here!" ”

Bang, the big bald head with a bag on his head was slapped on the table, Yinhu didn't wait for others to speak, and directly slapped a stack of white paper cards in his hand at a time, "Eighteen Arhats are out together, I'm sorry, I won." ”

The others looked at the cards played by Yinhu, opened their mouths, and reluctantly threw the white cards in their hands on the table.

"Haha! Hahaha! 500 years! It's been 500 years! ”

After winning a game, Yinhu laughed arrogantly, "It's been five hundred years, and this is the first time I've won against you!"

To celebrate this wonderful occasion, I decided to change the calendar! “

And then......

"March 14 of the year of Bingchen, small, suitable for marriage, not for funeral."

After watching the zodiac deduce and come to this conclusion, Tang Sanfu couldn't help but pout when he looked at the Great Sage who was still playing with the deep sage.

is also a great sage, there is no poor monk reliable, just say that the poor monk is exquisitely skilled, and it is impossible to make such a low-level mistake!

The next day, the second senior brother walked out of the marriage room with a pair of panda eyes with kidney deficiency, and took the wife of the new round house to make tea to Tang San's funeral.

Tang Sanfu was satisfied with the tea presented by the apprentice and the apprentice's daughter-in-law, and casually sealed a big red envelope for the two of them.

When the second senior brother happily put the red envelope into his arms, he saw that Tang San's eyes had already fallen on Miss Gao on the side.

"Fairy Chang'e, is that you, Fairy Chang'e?"

Miss Gao was slightly stunned, raised her head and looked at Tang Sanfu in confusion, "Master, are you talking to me?" ”

Marry your husband, marry a chicken with a chicken and marry a dog with a dog, marry the second senior brother, Miss Gao will naturally call the master with the second senior brother.

Then, in Miss Gao's incomprehensible gaze, in the suspicious gaze of the second senior brother, and under the thoughtful gaze of the Great Sage.

Tang San flipped his hand, and a silver rune paper appeared in his hand.

"Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Chang'e Fairy will soon manifest her spirit!"

The rune paper burns when it encounters the wind, and in an instant, it dissipates into pure energy.

The next moment, Miss Gao, who was kneeling on the ground, was shrouded in a ball of divine light, and when the divine light dissipated, although she still had the same face in front of everyone again, she was dressed in a Guanghan sky and lined with a cold and dusty temperament, who else could it be if it wasn't Chang'e Fairy in the Guanghan Palace?

"Lady, you..... Are you a fairy Chang'e? ”

Looking at the lady who was still in the same bed with him last night, today she has become the Chang'e fairy she has been thinking about for a long time, and the second senior brother's pair of pig eyes are the size of a glass ball, which shows how shocked he is in his heart.

The bride nodded, and glanced at the second senior brother with a complicated look.

"That was one morning twenty years ago, and I was ordered by the Taiyin Star Monarch to inspect the Taiyin Palace.

On the way back, he meets a strange person.

Then ......"

She didn't make the latter words clear, leaving everyone with a lot of reverie.

Just when the second senior brother was stunned and unbelievable, Fairy Chang'e had already floated up.

"Marshal, the concubine is waiting for you in Guanghan Palace."

......

"Eight precepts, eight precepts, heart-hearted, not bad."

"Eight precepts, eight precepts, silly and cute."

"Fat head and big ears, suffering is a blessing to wrestle and learn to be obedient."

"Clumsy and clever, Bajie is really comfortable living."

It has been half a month since he left Gao Laozhuang, and in the past half a month, whenever he was in a hurry, the second senior brother would always sit alone and giggle.

Before night, the second senior brother, who couldn't sleep all night, always looked at the moon alone in a daze.

This made Tang Sanfu couldn't help but be a little worried, is this still the legendary second senior brother who is sneaky, greedy, and lustful?

Just like this, he didn't think about tea and dinner all the way, and from time to time he was silly and happy, and he let go of the reins and lost himself while walking on the white horse, Tang Sanfu couldn't help but let him take a few days off and let him go to Guanghan Palace to visit relatives.

Of course, the most important thing is that this stupid pig doesn't know whether to turn grief and anger into appetite or whether people are in good spirits on happy occasions, and they can eat it all the way.

After eating it in the past half a month, this pig has lost more than 30 catties.

If he continued to eat like this, he was afraid that he would not reach Lingshan, so his apprentice went to Xitian first.

Tang San, who was worried, was so sad that he could only sing to express his inner anguish.

On the side, listening to Tang San's funeral singing, the second senior brother came back to his senses and put away the smirk on his face.

"Master, you have been singing this song all the way, and in the past half a month, my ears have become calloused.

Midnight dreams, even the old pig wonders if he is really as stupid as you sing.

Or.... Let's discuss, do you want to listen to another song? ”

Seeing that his apprentice had returned to normal, Tang San's mood improved, and he nodded and agreed to the second apprentice's request.

"Pig, you have two holes in your nose, and you still have a nose when you are sick."

"Pig, your eyes are round, and you can't see the sky when you blink."

......“

"Legend has it that your ancestor had a nail rake, and the fortune teller said that he made peach blossoms in his life."

"When you see a beautiful girl, you will laugh, you will not blush, you will not be afraid!"

Second Senior Brother: "......."

Great Sage: "Hehe! ”

White Horse: "Sigh Rhythm~"

Sister Bailong, "Hahaha, pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail, this singing is really like yours!" ”

After singing the song, the second senior brother looked at Tang San's funeral with a look of resentment on his face, "Master, you still have a good heart for singing." ”

Tang Sanfu rolled his eyes, "Do you think that being a teacher is your family's point reader, where else do you know how to order?" ”

The master and apprentice chatted casually, but they were not satisfied with the itinerary under their feet.

At this time, we have crossed the border of the Tibetan kingdom of Wusi, and after walking for a short time, I saw a high mountain in the distance.

"Bajie, you are a native goblin of this area, and you are clear of this realm.

What kind of mountain is this mountain in front of you? Are there any powerful demons and monsters in the mountains? ”

Hearing his master's question, the second senior brother glanced at the mountain in front of him and shook his head with a smile.

"Master, don't worry, the mountain in front of you is called Futu Mountain, there are no powerful demons in this mountain, there are some monsters who have just become spirits, but they will not stand in the way.

However, there is an intentional master in this mountain, named Wuchao Zen Master.

This Wuchao Zen master also has some skills, I once used to do it with him, the other party can't make a move, and I can't take him down with all my means.

Speaking of which, the old Zen master also said that I should go to practice with him, but the old pig and I waited for the master to arrive, and I didn't agree to go with him to practice. ”

When answering, the second senior brother ignored the eager expression on Tang San's face.

After listening to the second senior brother's words, Tang Sanyu rolled his eyes, "Which eye do you see that there is a little worry on the face of the teacher?"

Whatever kind of demons and monsters he is, you are a great demon at the peak of the Golden Immortal, you are a Taoist authentic law, and you have learned the thirty-six changes of Tiangang, plus your senior brother, the Monkey King who once made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and the demons who can't be handled?

Even if there is something that the two of you can't do, you can force the teacher to make a big move, and once the teacher's nirvana comes out, there are still tender and immortal ghosts? ”

Hearing Tang Sanfu say his nirvana, the second senior brother looked puzzled, but seeing the Great Sage glance his face to the side with disdain, Sister Bailong couldn't help but let out a chuckle.

Even the white horse under the crotch snorted with contempt.

Syllable!

"You stupid horse, you owe a beating again, don't you?"

With a slap on the white horse's head, Tang Sanfu looked at the second senior brother and asked with a little expectation.

"Bajie, this Wuchao Zen Master, how high is his cultivation? Is the main body a bird? ”

The second senior brother thought for a while, "If you cultivate, the old pig and my Golden Immortal cultivation can't touch a corner of his clothes, I think it should be the strength above Da Luo."

As for the body, the old pig couldn't see it, but he also knew that the black nest Zen master's dojo was in the shape of a crow's nest.

Want.... I guess it's a bird. ”

Tang Sanfu nodded and looked up at the Futu Mountain in front of him.

Is that you? Little Golden Crow.