Obviously, you can not quit women, alcohol and meat, but what are the eight precepts of Buddhism to keep?

Even if you were stupid, you wouldn't do such a thing, would you?

So.....

"Master, the ..... The disciple feels that since he has entered your disciple, he should respect the teacher, so the disciple should follow the rules of our master. ”

Tang Sanfu nodded, "Okay, now as a teacher, I will tell you about the rules and precepts that our master needs to abide by, you have to memorize it."

But if you forget one, don't blame the teacher for cleaning the portal. ”

As soon as he heard that it was so serious, the second senior brother immediately raised his spirit and told himself that he couldn't forget a word.

Tang Sanfu glanced at the second senior brother, "Our master doesn't have to abide by so many rules and precepts like other monks, but every rule of our master needs to be strictly followed by disciples, and no one of the rules can be violated.

The first precept, in front of the teacher, the monks don't speak! ”

Second Senior Brother: "......." monks don't speak, and other monks also have this one, but what the hell is it in front of a division commander in front of it?

Could it be ...... If you are not in front of the teacher, you can speak?

Slandering in his heart, the second senior brother still nodded, indicating that he remembered this article.

Tang Sanfu nodded with satisfaction with the seriousness of the second senior brother, "Okay, this second precept, once you enter the sect, you can't deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, and kill each other with the same sect." ”

This one, no matter which sect will focus on it, otherwise no one will want to see a white-eyed wolf raised.

The second senior brother nodded without hesitation, indicating that he had also memorized this article.

The first two are relatively conventional, and basically all sects will have such rules.

All, the second senior brother feels that after these two items, the next should be the top priority.

Immediately, the second senior brother listened with 200% spirit.

And then......

"Alright, let's go."

Second Senior Brother: "......." to go? Where to? Where to go?

"Master..... First, you must not lie, and second, you must not deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, and then what? ”

Tang Sanfu looked back at the second senior brother strangely, "What's behind?" ”

"That is, apart from these two, what about the other door rules?"

Tang San's face was innocent, "Are there any other door rules?" ”

Second Senior Brother: "......"

Great Sage: "......"

Yes..... Or not?

Do you have a little bit of pressure in your heart?

"Isn't that new?"

The second senior brother asked cautiously.

Tang Sanfu thought about it, and was also a little unsure, "Master, what are the rules of our master's sect?" The disciple just said something right, right? ”

Su Luo: "Wrong! ”

"Huh?"

Tang San's face changed, and he remembered the fear of being dominated by his own master when he was in the Mountain of the Dead.

"Wrong..... Wrong? Disciple remembers, didn't you miss anything? ”

Su Luo: "The only rule and precept in the Dead Man's Mountain Lunatic Asylum - the monks don't speak in front of the master. ”

Tang San's funeral: "......" is the only clear rule and precept?

"That..... Master, in our madhouse, isn't there a rule that you can't deceive your teacher and destroy your ancestors? ”

"Is there any, don't you have a little pressure in your heart?"

Tang Sanfu thought about it and seemed to ..... It seems that my master really never said that there was such a rule.

Moreover, my own master seems to have said more than once that in front of the master, the only rule and precept for monks to not speak is the only rule and precept in the Dead Man's Mountain.

Why do you stupidly think that with the laziness of your own master, you will come up with two rules?

If I remember correctly, even the only door rule seems to be when I was five years old, I stole a peanut-flavored nine-turn golden pill from my master, and put a peanut kernel in it and was discovered by my master.

I don't admit it, but the master set such a rule.

Thinking like this, Tang Sanfu asked with some uncertainty, "Master, then our master can't help but deceive the master and destroy the ancestor?" ”

Su Luo asked rhetorically, "Guess? ”

It seems that there is indeed no rule of deceiving teachers and destroying ancestors.

So......

Thinking that he had lived under the obscenity of his master since he was a child, how many times it took him to open his butt since he was a child, and how many scriptures he had copied since he was a child, Tang San's eyes rolled, and a bold idea suddenly appeared in his heart.

"Master, the disciple has a bold idea, I don't know ......"

"You can try it~~"

Su Luo's voice was faintly threatening.

"Hey, hey, hey! Master, just kidding, the disciple just felt that the atmosphere was a little awkward, so he made a joke to adjust the atmosphere. ”

After that bold idea was born, Tang Sanfu suddenly thought that he seemed to know why his master didn't set a rule that he couldn't deceive his master and destroy his ancestors.

With his master's kind of means of being able to come to the peach from the peach orchard and pulling the golden pill from Lao Jun's alchemy furnace.

Deceived teachers and destroyed ancestors?

It doesn't exist!

He didn't even know what kind of weight his master was.

Moreover, even if he knew what level his master was, he didn't know what rank he was now!

Thinking that he didn't know what kind of cultivation realm he was, Tang Sanyu suddenly felt as if he understood something.

If his master doesn't let himself know his current cultivation realm, is it just to prevent him from deceiving his teacher and destroying his ancestors?

Shaking his head, putting aside these unrealistic thoughts, Tang Sanyu raised his head and looked at the second senior brother.

"Bajie, I made a mistake for the teacher."

"Huh?"

The second senior brother was stunned, he could even remember the door rules of his own master's door wrongly, didn't he say that if he broke any of them, he would be cleared the door?

Then Master, how did you survive all these years?

Tang Sanfu ignored the thoughts in the second senior brother's heart, and said seriously, "I just remembered a mistake for the teacher, and I said one more thing, our master does not have a rule that prohibits bullying the teacher and destroying the ancestors."

Just remember not to speak in front of the Master. ”

Second Senior Brother: "......"

Great Sage: "......"

I don't know why, we have a sentence in our hearts, and we always feel unhappy not to vomit.

"Alright, let's go."

Ignoring the expressions of his two apprentices, Tang Sanfu turned around and walked in the direction of the white horse.

Riding on a white horse, I went back to Gao Laozhuang all the way.

When he saw the second senior brother following behind Tang San's burial, looking honest, the entire Gao Mansion was boiling.

"I'm back! It's back! Elder Tang is back from Fuling Mountain! ”

"Come, happy event! What a happy event! Elder Tang descended the pig demon and returned! ”

"Master, madam, I want to say hello to you, the pig demon has been surrendered, and Miss is saved!"

In the Gao Mansion, the maids and subordinates rushed to tell each other, and the entire Gao Mansion looked jubilant.

After a while, in the hall of Gaofu, Gao Yuanwai and Mrs. Gao sat on the main seat and received the Tang Dynasty holy monk who came back from 'subduing demons and eliminating demons'.

"Elder Tang, you really have great magical powers, and you have subdued this Zhu Gangguan.

Little Lao'er is here to thank you. ”

Gao Yuanwai stood up and saluted Tang San's funeral, and Mrs. Gao was also grateful.

It's just that......

"How can the senior members say this, the eight precepts are ordered by Guanyin Bodhisattva, waiting for the poor monks here, and the poor monks want to go to the West Heaven Da Lei Yin Temple to learn the scriptures, where is the demon.

Now, the poor monk has accepted Bajie as a disciple, and gave up the name of Zhu Gangguan and named him Bajie. ”

Although the change of things caught Gao Yuanwai a little off guard, after hearing the name of the second senior brother, Gao Yuanwai and his wife still glanced at each other and nodded with a smile.

"Good! Eight precepts are good, eight precepts are good! ”

Tang Sanfu looked at Mr. and Mrs. Gao and asked, "Mrs. Gao also thinks Bajie is good?" ”

"Hmmm! Okay, the eight precepts are good, the eight precepts are good! ”

Gao Yuanwai and his wife glanced at each other, although they didn't know why Tang Sanfu asked this, but they thought that it might be Tang Sanbury who wanted to be recognized for his talent, so they nodded again and again and praised again.

And then......

"Well, since the senior couple thinks that Bajie is good, it seems that you two are very satisfied with this son-in-law.

In this way, it is better to choose a day than to hit the day, and the poor monk sees that today is a good day, and it is suitable to get married.

As..... Let's just let the two of them round up. ”

Senior Outside: "......"

Mrs. Gao: "......"

"Circle..... Rounded room? ”

Looking at Gao Yuanwai's disgusted expression like eating a fly, Tang Sanfu raised his eyebrows, "What?" You don't want to? ”

"But..... This Elder Pig, Elder Pig, he is a ...... It's a ......."

Tang San's face turned cold, "What, you don't look down on my apprentice?" ”

"Elder Tang, little old man ......"

"Hmph, I just said that the eight precepts are good, but now when I hear that I want to let the poor monk's beloved disciple marry your daughter, I will go back on my word?

is so two-faced and capricious, do you think that the poor monk is easy to speak? ”

Tang Sanfu's voice was cold, the second senior brother grinned, and the nine-toothed nail rake appeared in his hand, revealing a hideous expression, which frightened everyone in Gaofu for a while.

"Elder! The elders are angry!

Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, this Elder Pig is Elder Tang's senior disciple, how can the little old man look down on it.

It's just that since this Elder Pig has already worshiped under Elder Tang and has become a disciple of Buddhism, how dare Xiao Lao'er spoil the cultivation of your high disciple. ”

Tang Sanfu shook his head, "It's okay, it's okay, it won't hurt the cultivation, my apprentice and your daughter are a god-given marriage." ”

Seeing that Tang San's burial oil and salt did not enter, the senior staff was also anxious.

"However, Elder Tang, you are a monk, and your apprentice is naturally also a monk.

This Elder Pig changed his name to Bajie and kept the three conversions and five precepts, how dare the little old man let the little girl's thin willow branches cause the Elder Pig to break the rules and precepts. ”

"Huh?"

Tang Sanfu turned his head and glanced at the senior officer in surprise, "Clear rules and precepts? What are the precepts?

This apprentice of mine, named Bajie, pinned the good intentions of the poor monk to let him abide by the three refuges and five precepts.

So, do you have any misunderstanding about Bajie? ”

Senior Member: The "......" Eight Precepts means to quit the problem of abiding by the three refuges and five precepts?

The old man has lived for decades, and it is the first time he has heard such a statement, which is especially insightful.

Speaking of misunderstandings, who the hell has a misunderstanding about the name Bajie!