Chapter 344: Swallow it in one bite
The hospital's forecourt parking lot.
Xia Mu, who had returned to his dancing appearance, walked beside Fan Jiaoxi with a straight face. Although her walking posture attracted the attention of passers-by, everyone remained rational after seeing the male companion next to her, and did not dare to come forward to strike up a conversation.
Song Qingqing and Ma Li ignited a strong heart of gossip, standing by the window on the third floor, paying close attention to the couple downstairs.
Ma Li's hanging is about the couple's gender issues, and Song Qingqing is hanging on the ......
"Senior, have they really met before?"
"I guess I've seen it." Magasa was a little unsure.
"I don't think they see each other very often."
"Huh?"
"The distance between them is within the range of personal distance, uh, seniors know the safe distance between people." Song Qingqing's thinking was unusually clear.
"Well, that means from the distance between them, they are ordinary friends."
"yes. If it is a romantic relationship, they will get closer together and reach an intimate distance. The seniors said that the two of them like each other, but they are still like this, which means that they just love each other, but they don't actually have much contact, otherwise they would have broken through the personal distance a long time ago. Song Qingqing secretly looked at the distance between herself and Ma Li, and then moved to Ma Li.
Ma Li used her afterglow to find her small movements, but did not expose them, and quipped: "I don't see it, you know quite well about the relationship between men and women." Have you talked about it? ”
"Haven't you ever eaten pork, haven't you ever seen a pig run?" She gently bumped the horse's hat with her left shoulder, and this time instead of knocking it away, she leaned over and gently pressed it against the horse's upper arm. She stuck her head out of the window to keep Magasa from seeing her feverish face.
Is the metaphor of "......" really good? Besides, few people have ever seen a pig run now. Ma Kasa couldn't hold back a smile.
Song Qingqing covered her hot face with her right hand and said, "The senior doesn't speak, he must be complaining in his heart that I am an expert in keyboard love." All I can say is that the seniors don't know us girls too well. We girls are naturally fascinated by love. We watch romance and romance movies, even if the private lives of gossip stars are all about understanding love. ”
"Therefore, even if a girl has never been in love, she can become an expert in love after studying and pondering love carefully."
Ma Li pretended to be surprised: "I really didn't expect that Xiao Glutton studied love so deeply. I thought your world was all about food. ”
Song Qingqing glanced at him and pretended to be angry: "I don't want to talk to the director anymore." ”
"But I still want to talk to you." Ma Kasa never knew what the skin was.
"Then I forgive you, you say." Song Qingqing shook her head proudly.
"I should have learned from you sooner."
"Clams?"
"I always thought I knew girls, but now it seems ......" Ma Li glanced at Song Qingqing, who was completely leaning on him, "I may not understand what girls are thinking at all?" ”
"And then?"
"The method I gave Fan Jiaoxi to flirt with my sister is probably a bad idea." Ma Kasa had a sense of foreboding.
"Puff~ The senior also teaches others to flirt with sisters?" Song Qingqing ignored the blushing and grimaced at him, "You have never succeeded in flirting, even if you are the school girl, she is not your hand." ”
He deliberately learned Song Qingqing's tone: "Clams? ”
"Nasty. I don't want to talk to seniors anymore. Song Qingqing turned his head, and then pressed all his body weight on him.
That's right, your school girl is really not my teasing.
Magasa shook her head.
Why mention the past, now we should focus on the present, not downstairs. If my flirting skills are wrong, then my cheap student, Donkey Kong, who doesn't know gender, will get worse and worse next?
……
Xia Mu and Fan Jiaoxi were like patrolling security guards, patrolling both sides of the parking lot, but they didn't say a word.
What happened to Fanfan today?
Although I only met him twice, he was thrilled every time we met. Why are you so cold today and don't take the initiative to talk to me.
Xia Mu bit his lower lip and considered whether to speak first.
Fan Giosi was thinking about the first trick that Ma Li gave him.
[Since you are usually proactive, this time you did the opposite and deliberately ignored her. This is called lust and indulgence. 】
But...... Teacher, I've been doing it for ten minutes, and Yi Wu's face is getting worse and worse. If you go down further, you will turn your face according to the ball!
He looked up and looked at Ma Kasa on the third floor with a pleading gaze, only to see Ma Kasa make an OK gesture to him.
Fan Jiaoxi lowered his head, his heart full of doubts. Is this really OK?
Just when he was about to "indulge" and couldn't go on, Xia Mu said coldly: "Are you a fool?" ”
"What?" How did Yi Wu's reaction differ from what the teacher said? It's over, it's going to collapse. Fan Jiaoxi's palms were sweating, and he tried to scavenge his memories and think about the second trick that Ma Li had imparted.
[You have to understand that the so-called coldness is just a tool for women to test men. If you can't take her tools away, you'll be labeled incompetent by her. Destroy her coldness, and your relationship with her can go further. 】
"Did I say you're stupid? Don't be like a log, silly pestle beside me. My time is precious, and I'm going to leave in a moment. After Xia Mu finished speaking, he looked forward to it slightly: I have already shown my displeasure, you hurry up and coax me and make me happy!
Fan Jiaoxi tried to squeeze out a serious face, and said indifferently: "Isn't my time precious? Do you think I'm willing to walk around silly? ”
“?” Xia Mu looked confused, Fan Jiaoxi had never spoken to himself in such a stern tone. Did Fanfan take the wrong medicine, or was he kicked in the head by a donkey? The first two dates were fine, why do you have to go against me today.
I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air......
Van Giowsy was also confused. According to the teacher, at this time, a woman should be able to rely on herself and please herself. But Yiwu didn't say to please me, even the way she looked at me, it was like she was looking at ...... Scatter coins.
He looked up again for help, and it dawned on him when he saw Ma Li's left and right index fingers poking each other.
[The ultimate trick to flirt with a girl, kiss her!] She is happy, you want to kiss; She is sad, and you want to kiss; She's angry, you're going to kiss ......]
So, she despises me now, and I should kiss her too? But I haven't kissed, how can I kiss...... Forget it, it doesn't matter so much!
……
Song Qingqing said anxiously: "Ah! How did this kiss! ”
Ma Li was worried: "Can't you kiss?" ”
"The atmosphere between them is stiff, and the gorillas don't look at Xia Mu to brew emotions, it's too barbaric." Song Qingqing slapped the windowsill angrily.
"Isn't a sudden kiss a surprise?" Ma Kasa smiled awkwardly.
Song Qingqing stared at him and said seriously: "Is a gorilla's kiss a kiss?" ”
He looked downstairs and said uncertainly, "It should be, probably, count it as a kiss." ”
Song Qingqing covered her face and didn't want to speak anymore. If the senior dares to kiss me like a gorilla kissing dance, I'd rather die!
Most of Xia Mu's face was covered by Fan Jiaoxi's bloody mouth, and he felt like he had been bitten on the head by a hippopotamus.
Confused to the point of collapse......
Song Qingqing: I have prepared a lot of delicious food for you. Hurry up and come to the group! Group number: 634801898
(End of chapter)