Parking lot fence side.

Xia Mu touched up his makeup on the phone screen, and Fan Jiaoxi squatted on the ground in frustration.

After mending the makeup that had been licked off, she knocked on the big bald head in front of her: "Say, who told you to do that?" ”

"No, no one." Fan Jiaoxi, who was squatting on the ground like a small mountain bag, had no confidence at all when he spoke. Even so, he did not betray Mr. Ma.

"In other words, you want to do it!" Xia Mu's tone instantly dropped to freezing, "I'm very disappointed in you. ”

"I ......"

"Don't explain. I really didn't expect you to do this to me, you don't even have the least respect for me. "Shamu's volcano has erupted.

"Don't be angry......"

"Hmph." She sneered, "Angry? I'm not going to be angry, because I'm stupid, I'm angry. I know that men are a disgusting species, but I expect you to be different from others. Do you think I'm stupid? ”

Fan Giosi waved his hands: "No, you are smart......"

"Smack"

Xia Mu slapped the big bald head: "You still dare to refute me." ”

Fan Jiaoxi made a bitter face: "I said it wrong, you are ......"

"Smack", another slap in the face.

"Can you bully me if I'm stupid?"

"I didn't bully ......"

"Smack" "You're retorting to me again." ”

“……”

"Smack"

"I didn't say anything?"

"If you don't speak, you're cold and violent, you're violently infusing my spirit, do you understand!" "Smack"

……

The two of them hid in an off-road vehicle not far from them.

"Senior."

"Huh?"

"Xia Mu looks delicate, Fan Jiaoxi looks fierce, but they ......"

"This is probably the contrast cute."

Song Qingqing slumped her eyebrows and squeezed out Yao Ming's face: "Hehe, the cuteness of the senior is too strange." ”

"I'm not cute about any of them. Now it seems," Ma Li's fist slapped on the palm of his hand, affirming: "Fan Jiaoxi failed to flirt with the girl." ”

"Is the senior having a troubled conscience? After all, you were the one who gave Donkey Kong a bad idea. ”

"Uneasy? Inexistent. I'm thinking, I messed up their date, and Xia Mu and my commission don't count. ”

……

Although Xia Mu's Wang Baquan was huge, Fan Jiaoxi didn't care about her tickling strength, and she was not embarrassed by the passing melon-eating crowd pointing at her. He was thinking about the ultimate trick of flirting with girls taught by Teacher Ma.

[Once you fail, please forget the moves I taught you earlier.] You have to understand that there is no flirting in your hands, and there is flirting in your heart, which is the ultimate meaning of Dugu Jiuxuan. The so-called heart flirting is to impress her with your sincerity. 】

[Don't always want to please each other, because pleasing never leads to true love. Don't brag and pretend, because lies don't deceive true feelings. When you speak, you have to tell the truth, even if the final result is an ugly refusal, a good person card, and a ten-move refusal......]

[Don't be timid, don't be shy, don't be pompous, let your heart guide you to speak......]

Teacher, I'm going to use the ultimate trick of Dugu Jiu! Wish me luck!

Fan Jiaoxi's eyes were bloodshot, and his calf muscles trembled involuntarily, as excited as a boxing champion who was about to be in the ring. The opponent of the king of boxing did not notice the abnormality, and still vigorously wielded Wang Baquan.

"Yi Wu!" Fan Giosi clasped her fists in both hands and slowly stood up.

She snorted coldly: "Why do you want to fight back?" ”

Fan Giosi bent his knees and hugged her, pressing her head to his chest: "I don't want to take it anymore. ”

"Oh? Is it? "Isn't it enough to bite my face like a hippopotamus? Do you want to do something a step further? Murderous intent appeared in Xia Mu's eyes, and he broke free and put a hand on his clothes, picking off a wire.

"All this time, I suppressed my emotions...... Fan Jiaoxi closed his eyes, and his tone was painful.

She put the silk back on her dress.

"Because you're so perfect, and I'm just a cowardly man, and I'm not worthy of you." Fan Giosi gritted his teeth tightly after speaking.

"Cowardice? No, I've never felt like you were cowardly. She held her head high and put her hands on Van Jossy's angular face, "You are gentle, understand?" ”

"But every time you are with me, you look cold, whether it is the tone of your voice or your demeanor, it makes me feel like a ...... waste"

Xia Mu put his hand on his lips to stop him from continuing: "I'm sorry. Because my hesitation makes you uncomfortable, and seeing that you are uncomfortable, I am more uncomfortable than you. ”

……

"Senior!"

"Don't bother me. I really think about how I'm going to deal with ......"

"What is on the other side? How can the senior not finish speaking. ”

"Don't worry. By the way, what are you calling me to do? ”

"Call you to watch idol dramas! I don't know what Donkey Kong and Mu Mu said, they suddenly reconciled. The air around them is all ambiguous colors, so warm. My HP is out of the charts! Song Qingqing said as she closed her eyes and held her forehead in an intoxicated manner.

Ma Li got up from the ground and saw through the car glass that Xia Fan and the two were looking at each other affectionately. He touched the back of his head and said confusedly, "What's the situation with this reversal?" I feel like my logic is out of whack. ”

Song Qingqing cocked his chin, gently flicked his head with his right index finger, and said, "Senior really doesn't understand love." ”

……

Fan Jiaoxi let go of Xia Mu, and then, amid the exclamation of the other party, lifted her high and placed her on her left shoulder. She hugged Fan Jiaoxi's head with both hands and said angrily, "Do you want to scare me to death? ”

"I think today must be my lucky day." Fan Joossi held her calf with his left hand and pointed with his right hand to the treetops of the elm tree in front of him. "Do you know what that is?"

"Yes......" Of course she knew what it was, but seeing Fan Jiaoxi's eager look, she smiled and kept quiet, giving her sweetheart a chance to perform.

Fan Giosi was a little nervous: "That's called mistletoe." According to legend, as long as two people stand under the mistletoe ......"

Fan Fan actually knows this legend! Xia Mu felt that the hairs on his body were stretching, itching and numb from the outside to the inside, like an electric shock.

"Confess to each other, and we can be together forever." After Fan Jiaoxi finished speaking, his heartbeat suddenly accelerated. Will the prom reject my confession?

"Is this true? I want to give it a try. After Xia Mu finished speaking, he held his nose and mouth and held back his sobs. What I think about is what I think. There's really telepathy between us.

Fan Jiaoxi's mouth opened and closed several times, and finally made a voice: "Yiwu, I want to ......"

Suddenly, a bamboo pole poked into the branch and with a thud, tearing the mistletoe off the treetops.

Donkey Kong, whose confession was interrupted, and Xia Mu, whose longing was destroyed, all glared at the third party.

"Are you looking at this?" Xue Guangqiang, who was wearing a security uniform, shook the mistletoe in his hand, "This thing is called a parasite, it's not a good thing." This elm tree is sick because there are too many parasites, and all the nutrients are sucked away. ”

After saying that, he lifted the bamboo pole and continued to pull the mistletoe on the tree. I didn't pay attention to the couple around me at all, and I showed a look that wanted to kill.

Xia Mu said coldly: "Fanfan closes his eyes." ”

"How?" Fan Giosi raised his head and looked at her gently.

She put her hand on her clothes: "Because I don't want to see a bloody scene with a pure meal." Our future is up to me ......"

"Keep people under the silk!" Ma Lisa jumped out and shouted, interrupting the terrifying slash of the wire.

How did Brother Qiang mess into the set! Net chaos!

(End of chapter)