Ma Lisa finally finished the revolving track and reached a platform half the size of a basketball court.

Impasse?

After checking on the platform for a long time, he didn't find any hidden mechanisms or anything like that, and he was a little annoyed.

Or did you pick the wrong path, or should you go back the way you came?

As soon as the thought came to him, a dark shadow appeared at the junction between the platform and the corridor, blocking the only entrance and exit.

Seeing the palm print on the other party's abdomen, Ma Li had a headache.

It's still the orangutan.

How did it get smaller, though?

The three tall Donkey Kong touched the ground on all fours and slowly walked towards the horse.

Ma Li pressed against the wall, looked at the sky behind him, and said, "This brother, if you have something to say, don't come near me again." Otherwise, I'll jump. ”

Xiao King Kong rolled his eyes, and the corners of his oblique mouth kept spitting out.

Even if it didn't speak, Ma Li felt a strong sense of mockery.

This product is as good as a monkey. Wait, monkey spirit, water towel hole!

Ma Li's eyes widened in surprise: "Monkey King? Is Journey to the West real? Are you the Monkey King? ”

No! Although they are all primates, they are not in the same family, and they are not the same size. How could this product be a monkey brother who turned over 108,000 miles.

Little King Kong stopped two meters away from Ma Li, straightened up, raised his right hand to make a pistol gesture, and finally pointed the "muzzle" at his head.

"You're going to kill yourself?"

King Kong shook his head, showed a mocking expression to Ma Li, and continued to poke himself in the head with a "pistol".

"You want me to shoot you?"

It nodded.

There's something wrong with this. However, if you can hear people, then I will ......

Maga pulled out his pistol and aimed it at it, and it danced excitedly.

Since Ma Li didn't choose the bullet, he directly pulled the trigger, and after the pistol clicked, he shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands: "There are no bullets, why are you stupid and laughing?" ”

Little King Kong suddenly jumped like thunder, and pounced with his teeth and claws. In order to avoid increasing its strength, Ma Kasa didn't even touch it, and avoided it with a side slide, and ran towards the exit.

But after only running two or three steps, Xiao King Kong, whose head hit the wall, grabbed his arm with his foot. Just tried to break free, but the little King Kong moved faster.

It flung its legs upwards and stood upside down with its hands on the ground, hanging the horse's hat in mid-air. Ma Li used his other hand to pinch the toes of the orangutan on his arm, but was pinched by Donkey Kong's other foot.

I'll go, and it's more nimble than the stinky feet of the men's soccer team. You have to make a ruthless move!

Ma Li, who had his back to King Kong, wanted to cut off his grandson's feet, but found that his legs were too long for him to kick at all. Only kick it on its big skud with your heel.

Ma is confident that with his current physical fitness, he can kick and break a tree that two people can hold and hold. But he kicked on the big hairy leg, and the leg didn't even shake it.

He wanted to turn around and kick again, but King Kong did a backflip and smashed him head-on to the ground, throwing him into a.

Then, both hands grabbed his feet and pressed him to the ground, no matter how hard he struggled.

Damn it! I knew that it was attacked now and wouldn't get bigger, so I should have used the "first move" to kill it just now!

"Squeak chirp", Xiao King Kong let out a cry of joy, and instantly quieted down.

What is this thing for?

Suddenly, Ma Li's crotch felt cold. So he tilted his head back, and saw that the huge nostrils were between his legs, and the air coming from the big nostrils blew his pants.

This ...... I'm afraid this thing is a! ! You forced me to use a trick!

[I'm such a nice person]

"Dude, can you let me go? (You damn, stop squirting at me!) ）”

"......" little King Kong was unmoved.

"I'm a good person, and a good person has a good reward. You can count on me and treat me as your partner. (And not a friend.) ）”

"......" little King Kong was unmoved, and flowed out of Harazi.

"I can help you find a female orangutan. (MMP, what the hell do you want!) ）”

"......" Little King Kong was unmoved and let out an excited cry.

At this time, the system sent a prompt: [The achievement skill is sealed, and the skill is interrupted. 】

What? Is this skill still sealed? Sealed by whom? In that case, I'm going to make a big move!

Ma Kasa threw out the wishful fixation spell, and then ......

Little King Kong was unmoved, and licked the corners of his mouth.

Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated!

Frustrated, Ma Li, with no hope, threw out his last attack skill, the level 10 fart spell, and prepared to bite his tongue and kill himself.

Although orangutans are close relatives of humans, they are not human after all. And the fart curse can only work on people......

"Poof"

Suddenly, above his head, there was a slight muffled sound from the pouting belly of Little King Kong.

Although there was a faint smell in the air, Ma Kasa let go of his tongue and wept with joy.

"Miracles, miracles!"

Another fart spell was attached to King Kong's body.

"Poof~"

A fart with a long history, in the ashamed expression of Little King Kong, endlessly.

The smell in the air reminded Ma Li of how he used a microwave to heat durian in the small supermarket on campus.

It happened on Christmas night.

At that time, a kissing contest was held in the small supermarket. The supermarket owner, a lewd uncle who will show half of his buttocks, takes out a set of poplar lipsticks and says that the reward will be given to the couple who kisses the longest time.

When the game started, the small supermarket of less than 30 square meters was crowded with hundreds of couples, and some even lay on other people's heads.

Ma Li, who was the vice president of the student union at the time, saw the scene of the supermarket and was worried about a stampede, and at the same time found that the lewd uncle was fishing in troubled waters and secretly took off the girl's pants. He asked the lewd uncle to stop this activity.

But I didn't expect to be ridiculed by my uncle, saying that he was jealous of others showing affection: and was spit on his face by those little Bichi who wanted to get poplar forest lipstick with a kissing competition.

In the end, Ma Li returned to the dormitory and secretly took durian, the king of fruits, which he was reluctant to eat, to the supermarket and stuffed it into the microwave with the shell.

Temperature, highest gear. time, the maximum.

After everything was done, the horse hat hid in the crowd.

After he smelled the hot, suffocating stench, he quietly left.

Later, the classmates either covered their mouths and noses, or ran out of the supermarket with vomiting. Although there are thousands of people, everyone is saying the same thing at that moment: "It stinks!" ”

"It stinks." This is how Ma Kasa feels right now.

King Kong's fart stinks so much that he doesn't have to pay attention.

There is another fart spell, do you want to use it?

Ma found that the size of the little King Kong had shrunk by a circle, only about two meters. Although the strength of his hands and feet was somewhat weakened, he still could not break free.

There's no way, let's end up together.

Although the air was now disgustingly smelly, Ma Kasa took a deep breath and then held his breath.

Because he wants to use the third fart spell to complete the fart spell triple hit.

Instead of letting the target fart three times, the triple attack completely drains the target's qi at the final blow.

You must be nostalgic for the magic skills.

(End of chapter)