Chapter 468: Vomiting and vomiting, startling a puddle of vomiting
"Puff~呲~咻~"
It's a loud, low-pitched fart. It's like the world's top tenor on the stage of the 1,000-seat theater with his belly to deliver a confident high note.
The fart sound lasted for a minute, and there was no sign of abatement.
Well, this tenor has a little bit of confidence. Ma Kasa thought.
The size of the little King Kong shrank again and again, and finally became the size of a palm and landed on the back of the horse.
The singing is over.
Holding his breath, he pinched it with his backhand and got up from the ground.
The gay beast that was terrifying before is now a mini orangutan and is slightly cute.
However, Ma Li's cuteness is not in this, he really wants to pinch the little gorilla to death, but he can only think about it. Because I am not sure about the transformation mechanism of the little gorilla, I am afraid that before I am pinched to death, this thing will become bigger and stronger.
The little gorilla did not resist from the moment it was caught by the horse, but covered its mouth and nose with its little hands.
Ma Li was amused and couldn't help but say, "You don't even hate your own fart......"
Before he finished speaking, he closed his mouth and hurriedly held his breath and walked towards the exit.
As he spoke, he accidentally took a small breath of air. It contained a smell that was more stinky than hot durian, which reminded him of ......
The story takes place on another Christmas.
The supermarket owner is still the obscene uncle who shows half of his ass all year round, he didn't learn a lesson, and he wants to take advantage of the psychology of Xiaobichi who don't want to make progress and love to take advantage.
Although it was still a kissing competition, he used a combination of punches this time. In addition to a set of poplar lipstick, there is also a donkey brand plastic woven bag.
Stimulated by the double prize, the people in the supermarket can no longer be described as overcrowded.
In order to let more people join the competition (in fact, it is to touch more Xiaobichi), the lewd uncle opened his mind and got hundreds of hammocks tied between the shelves.
Ma Li, who came prepared, saw the scene in the supermarket that could make patients with dense phobia insipidus, and felt that his burden was heavier. But this time, he no longer appeared to prevent couples from stampeding, but simply wanted to crush the unrealistic illusions of the supermarket owner.
Looking around for the microwave oven, he saw the lewd uncle dancing with his electric hip dance, as well as a smug smile, and his hands groping on Bichi's body.
Obviously, the obscene uncle grew wise after eating a stinky smell and hid the microwave oven.
But the small supermarket also has mineral water, hot water bottles, and hidden fast heating, with these three things plus the canned herring and rotten eggs that the horse hat comes with, it is enough.
Canned herring stinks more than he thought.
As soon as he opened the tin can, the rancid smell of herring hit his sense of smell.
Holding back the strong dizziness, he poured the milky white soup soaked in the fish into the hot water bottle, then stuffed the fish meat mixed well with the rotten eggs into the bottle, then poured it with mineral water, and quickly inserted the heat into the bottle. Finally, sneaked into the small dark room where Lao Chen was sleeping, and plugged the heat into the socket quickly.
After doing all this, he didn't dare to stay, and fled quickly without waiting for the rotten egg soup with herring juice to boil.
You can wait outside for 10 minutes, and no one will come out. He chuckled in his heart, thinking that he was about to be pulled out by someone because of the heat, so he flew back to the small supermarket.
As soon as I entered the door, I was smoked by the burnt smell of stinky fish and rotten eggs. So, he took a breath outside and rushed back again.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw a sight that he will never forget. It was a real-life version of The Walking Dead.
All were vomiting.
Couples have stuck their heads out of the hammocks and vomited, the third floor vomited on the second floor, the second floor vomited on the first floor, and the first floor vomited on the couple lying on the floor.
The hammocks were like champagne towers being poured wine, and the cloudy vomit mucus filled one layer of hammocks and flowed to the next level, flooding the couples in the hammocks.
As for the couples on the floor, they are already covered in colorful slime and cannot be seen for what they are.
Ma Lisa was surprised and forgot to hold his breath, and took a breath. But the stomach acid in the air and the rancid smell of pig food were too strong, which suppressed the smell of the herring's original rotten egg soup, and he was spared.
Luck is always accidental, and misfortune is inevitable.
He vomited when he saw a couple on the ground who couldn't separate because of the crowding.
Mahata's "vomiting" is not because they are kissing in muddy vomit. But......
The man let out a vomiting sound and his mouth bulged. Mucus erupted from between their lips.
Then the woman's throat makes a swallowing motion and swallows the vomit in the man's mouth. She then began to vomit as well, giving the contents of her stomach to the man.
And so on and so forth.
Ma Li just glanced at it, and he couldn't help it anymore, bending over and holding his knees and spraying wildly.
That night, he didn't know how he had left the supermarket. I only know that the small supermarket was repaired later, but no one went there to buy anything except for the new students.
Although the smell of vomit has long since dissipated, the smell of the raw rotten egg soup of herring seeps into the cement and endures.
Those freshmen who don't know about the night of vomiting carnival will always smell a faint smell of feces and dead fish in the supermarket. So they don't dare to stay in the supermarket for too long, resulting in the supermarket being unusually deserted.
However, there are some couples with strange tastes who like to come to this supermarket and hide behind the shelves to do some exciting things.
This may be the reason why the supermarket owner still insists on staying open after two load-bearing blows.
Ma Li didn't expect that after leaving the campus, he would smell a familiar smell again.
At the same time, he knew why those people vomited so much.
After he accidentally inhaled a breath of air, his nasal cavity felt like it was filled with rotten egg liquid, and he was about to suffocate; His head looked like he had been whipped by the tail of a school of herring, and he was dizzy.
The fart of King Kong brought out by the three consecutive blows of the fart spell is like a canned herring that has been sealed for decades or even hundreds of years, and when it comes to rotten eggs that have been soaked in a manure pit for thousands of years, it is not as simple as the words "more worthy".
Fortunately, Ma Li's physical fitness is now more than ten times stronger than in the past, and he resisted the urge to vomit, and walked towards the exit trembling all over.
It's good to get out, just get out of here and I can take a big breath.
Wishes are always good, reality is always unforgiving.
Just as one foot was about to step out of the exit, he stopped and was forced to stop.
He kicked the exit in front of him, and the feeling of a hard object came from his toes.
Air walls?
He didn't give up and kicked forward hard.
"Bang", a muffled sound came out of the air.
He stretched out his other hand and explored forward, and after feeling for a long time, he finally determined that the exit was sealed by something invisible. I comforted myself: It's okay, I can hold my breath for an hour. By then, the smell of fart will definitely be gone.
However, the miniature orangutan in his hand couldn't hold it back.
"Gott~"
It spewed out slime and undigested corpses of its kind, flesh and hair, which remained on the horse's wrists and arms.
Mahata's mind goes back to the night of vomiting on campus, and the Resident Evil set and the couple feeding each other come to mind again.
It seems that the double monthly pass has begun, can you leave the tickets in your hands to the next? Lead Lin bowed to all the old iron first. Thank you!
(End of chapter)