Chapter 163: I don't want to be a director
"You schizoid neurosis! Is it fun to flirt with me! ”
Even if she wasn't exposed to Luo Siqi's face, Ma Li still felt ashamed.
Kiki, you're ...... I know me so well!
Ma Li put away the letter and said to Lu Pengcheng: "Let's go, let's go to the resettlement area too." ”
"Yes, yes, go to the resettlement area. If you don't go, your women might come out in search of a husband on an aircraft carrier. Lu Pengcheng said ill-intentionedly.
The kayak set sail again, and Magasa stood at the bow and shouted, "Set off on the Great Passage!" ”
……
It didn't take long for the boat of friendship to capsize.
Lu Pengcheng grabbed the side of the boat, soaked half of his body in the water, and said in a panic: "What was it just now, knocked the boat over?" ”
Ma Li stepped on the water, guarded the surroundings, and said, "It may be a sea king." ”
Lu Pengcheng patted the bottom of the boat and said dissatisfiedly: "Enough! It's been more than ten years since the comics of the Wako King ended, and the poison in you hasn't been solved yet? And the Neptunes will only appear in the Great Waterways, not in the waterlogging of cities! ”
"Didn't you say that you don't look at the Wako King? I know more than I do, hypocrisy. Ma Kasa pursed his lips and continued, "My adventure will not end until the stone is found. ”
Lu Pengcheng still wanted to complain, but he felt that there was something on the soles of his feet, cool and slippery.
"Ahh He was so frightened that he jumped from the water to the bottom of the boat, "There's something in the horse's water, come up quickly!" ”
"As a captain, I won't let go of the guy who knocked over the Golden Merry!." Ma Li's fierce son plunged into the water.
"Isn't this the kayak I bought from Eat Dirt Online? How did it become yours? Lu Pengcheng didn't fall into deep thought.
At this time, five hours have passed since Ma Li's heart method was upgraded to the "Intermediate Three Clear Heart Method". He's reached 16 points, and the doubling of strength has turned him into a militant who can't wait to vent.
Although the waterlogged water is turbid, and Ma Lisa has no underwater lighting equipment, he now relies on his super eyesight and heavenly vision, and observes underwater as if it were daytime.
"Wow~" Ma Li heard a sound of running water, from small to big, from far to near. With a flick, he floated to the left.
A huge creature with long brown hair and about three meters in length swooped through where Makasa had just been.
"What a big mouse!" Mahata grabbed the rat's tail and kicked forward with both feet, stopping the rat's progress.
When the giant rat stopped, he didn't even look at what was grabbing his tail, and he bent down and opened his mouth to bite the hand on his tail.
However, its movements seemed to Ma Li to be in slow motion, and Ma Li was very unhurried to let go of his hand, causing the giant rat's sharp teeth to be on his tail.
The rat opened its mouth to hiss in pain, but was poured in a large amount of water, and choked and coughed in the water. The scarlet blood spread out as the rat's tail flicked.
"Bang la-la", the giant rat could no longer hold its breath and had to come back to the surface to breathe.
Lu Pengcheng, who was standing at the bottom of the boat, saw a basketball-sized mouse head emerging from the water, and trembled with fright: "Such a big mouse, is it really a sea king?" ”
When the giant rat saw Lu Pengcheng, he thought that he was a human who had just grabbed his tail, so he counted the hatred of the broken tail on Lu Pengcheng's head.
"Squeak!" The giant rat roared angrily, stirred the water with its limbs, and rushed towards the kayak like a speedboat.
"Don't come here! Stay back. Lu Pengcheng stretched out his hands, twisted his head to the side, closed his eyes tightly and said in panic. After a while, Lu Pengcheng didn't feel the imaginary impact, so he opened his eyes and secretly looked in the direction of the giant rat.
"Mahata!"
The scene in front of him made his mouth closed in surprise, and he could completely stuff the whole steamed bun.
Mahata rides on the neck of a mouse, grabbing the mouse's hair in one hand and holding the AL sword as large as a door panel in the other.
"I know you can understand me, and now I give you two choices, either I shoot you to death, or you are obedient." As soon as Mahata finished speaking, the rat struggled even harder, and it slammed into a nearby house.
"Bang", the brick-concrete wall couldn't withstand the impact of the giant rat, and it was knocked through all of a sudden.
Lu Pengcheng didn't think about why Ma Lia was riding on the neck of the giant rat for a long time, because he saw that Ma Lia did not leave the mouse's neck and also hit the wall. Worried that his brother would be injured, he hurriedly turned on the engine and drove towards the house.
Lu Pengcheng grabbed the edge of the hole with one hand and held a flashlight in the other, shining inward. But he looked at it for a long time, but he found no trace of the horse hat and the giant rat.
So he shouted, "Mahata? Where are you? ”
"Here it is." Grizzled horseheads swim out from the side of the house.
"What about the big mouse?" Lu Pengcheng asked, and handed the oar to Ma Li, wanting to pull him up.
Instead of picking up the oars, he said, "Here we are." Then he turned the big iron piece around and hit him behind him.
After a "snap", the giant rat emerged from the water, and the rat's eyes and Lu Pengcheng's eyes met.
"Ahh Frightened, Lu Pengcheng picked up the oar and hit the rat's head, but the giant rat reacted faster than him. The giant rat opened its mouth and bit off the oar, then stretched out its head and bit at Lu Pengcheng. Lu Pengcheng felt a fishy stench rushing towards him, and he saw the rat's big fangs glowing with a terrifying cold light in the faint moonlight.
Lu Pengcheng's mind began to appear with various memory pictures, like a marquee.
Legend has it that before people die, they will recall their most important memories. So...... Am I going to die? I didn't expect to be bitten to death by a rat, and I should have made headlines that shocked the news department.
What an unwillingness!
Director Lin was at the wine table last night, and he suddenly suffered a cerebral hemorrhage due to alcohol poisoning, and although he was rescued, he was no longer suitable for work.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I came to the sub-district office, I encountered a good thing about the vacancy of the leadership profession.
In October this year, Uncle Qi turned 70 years old, and when he reached the retirement age, the superior leaders would definitely not elect him as the director again.
Aunt Liu's girl gave birth to her second child this year, is busy taking care of her eldest grandson, and is often absent from her post, so she will definitely not be able to do a good job in the position of director.
As for Sister Yang, she is busy selling things to the masses every day, and her work is thrown aside, and she is at the bottom of the assessment every month, so it is even more impossible for her to be a director.
So!
So, I'm the best person to be the director! I am!
Lu Pengcheng thought about it, and cried.
Hell Director! If I hadn't climbed up with one mind, I wouldn't have tried to perform, and I wouldn't have run to this rat in a kayak!
I'm still young, and I still want to live! God, I beg you to save me! I don't want to die! I don't want to be a director again!
I said...... What are you crying about all of a sudden? Ma Kasa was puzzled.
(End of chapter)