Chapter 164: Good Brother
"Huh? Am I not dead? Lu Pengcheng watched with teary eyes as Ma Li was busy with a rope to tie the giant rat.
"Take the handle and tie the rope to the bow of the boat." Ma Li threw the rope onto the boat, "What are you doing here, hurry up and tie it." I was still in a hurry to go to dinner. ”
"Oh." Lu Pengcheng tied a dead knot at the raised place on the bow of the boat, and looked at the giant rat that was honestly floating on the water.
Why is this giant rat's head bulging again? Could it be a mutation? And...... How do I feel like it's crying? It can't be a rat that has grown into a sperm!
Lu Pengcheng shuddered, hurriedly opened his eyes, and said hello to Ma Li, hoping to break this strange atmosphere.
"What's going on? How can a mouse be so big, is it a rat that has become sperm? And you! Why are you not afraid of this monster and dare to ride on its neck! ”
Mahata stepped from the rat's back to the boat and said, "In our jargon, this is a rat demon. Don't look at its size, it's just a little demon. This lowest-level youkai is not the opponent of this director at all. …… Well, this little demon is the same as the lowest-level mob in the game. You can understand that. ”
Lu Pengcheng nodded, shook his head again, and said, "This is not a concept at all!" A game is a game, and reality is reality. Although it is considered the lowest-level youkai, this guy can even break through walls, and his teeth are very sharp, so he can easily kill people. If you die in the game, just wait for the resurrection. But this is the reality! ”
Lu Pengcheng grabbed Ma Li's shoulders and said solemnly: "Why aren't you afraid?" Dare to ride it on its neck! You're making a complete joke about your life! ”
Ma Li knew that Lu Pengcheng was concerned about himself, so he was not unhappy in the face of questioning.
"Fighting these things is my daily job. Although I haven't been in the industry for a long time, I still enjoy it. ”
"Like! Which tendon is wrong with you! It's not appropriate to be a high-paid white-collar worker, and you run to fight this kind of monster, I really don't know what you're thinking! The more Lu Pengcheng spoke, the more angry he became.
"It's not as serious as you think. Goblins can sometimes communicate, and it doesn't always take a hard time to drive them away. If you don't believe me, I'll show you. ”
Mahata shouted to the giant rat facing the kayak, "Sail! Set sail! ”
The giant rat looked at Ma Li with a blank expression, Lu Pengcheng stared at Ma Li with a suspicious gaze, and then a breeze blew across the water, causing ripples on the calm water.
"Ahem~" Ma Li said embarrassedly: "I guess I just beat it up stupid and made it have a bad brain." ”
"Okay, you don't need a demo. Tell me the truth, didn't you find a suitable job, that's why you're doing this dangerous thing? ”
"Huh?"
"Old Ma, although I don't look like a person now, you should trust my ability to do things."
"Hmm."
"I promise, in less than a month, I will arrange a better job for you than the intern of the Qin Group. In fact, you'd better quit the house now and stop running it. If you're strapped for cash, I still have some savings here, so you can use it first. ”
"Thank you. But not anymore. ”
Ma Li was a little moved, originally he thought that Lu Pengcheng, who was addicted to the drill camp, was the most unreliable brother. Unexpectedly, Lu Pengcheng is more sincere than the iron buddies he once identified.
On the day he chose the location for the office, he initially chose not a cheap house on Sweet and Sour Tenderloin Street, but a house in another lot, and his money was not enough for the rent of that house. So he asked those iron buddies to borrow money, but he didn't expect them to say that they had no money.
Ma Li was a little angry at the time, because when they asked Ma Li to borrow money again, Ma Li never frowned. Unexpectedly, when it was their turn to borrow money, they actually pushed back.
Lu Pengcheng is the most sinister among the brothers, so Ma Li didn't even think about borrowing money from Lu Pengcheng.
And this time the city was waterlogged, Lu Pengcheng brought people to save himself as soon as possible, whether it was for his fame or for himself, Ma Li was sincerely grateful to him.
Ma Li didn't expect that the most unreliable person was the most trustworthy brother.
"How come you never listen to people's advice!" Lu Pengcheng was so angry that he sat on the boat.
"Because I really love what I do. The most important point is that I am no longer an ordinary person, and it is impossible to live an ordinary life. When Ma Li landed in front of Peng Cheng, he conjured out of thin air the AL sword with a large door board, and the ship immediately sank, and seeing that the water was about to pour into the boat, Ma Li withdrew the AL sword again.
"Where's the stuff?" Lu Pengcheng stared at the big eyes, stood up, and touched Ma Li's body with both hands. Then he was surprised: "You are a magician!" ”
Makasa stumbled under his feet, barely standing still.
"Let me tell you this, I'm a cultivator now, and I'm really not an ordinary person."
"Cultivation? Who is your master? ”
"No master, self-taught."
"Then I'll see if you become an eagle."
"No, it won't."
"Where's the cloud?"
"There's a ban on flying in the city, and I can't fly."
"No one should care if you spray a samadhi real fire, anyway, it's all water here, and I'm not afraid of fire."
"No, it won't. Or I'll show you a chest crushing boulder. Now my physical fitness is comparable to that of Superman. ”
……
"Shouldn't you be, I'm sorry to ask me to help you find a job." Lu Pengcheng had a skeptical expression, "I think you need to see a psychiatrist." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Ma Li used stealth and said, "Are you sure? ”
???
"Where's you, Mahata? Where are you talking to me? Lu Pengcheng looked left and right, and was suddenly stunned, and then he wowed and cried.
"Magasa, so you're dead and a ghost! I'm sorry I couldn't save you. I'll get your revenge! Lu Pengcheng didn't care about the snot on his face, picked up the broken oar, and stabbed the giant rat with his back to the boat, all of a sudden!
"Squeak~Squeak~Ji!" The rat's cry of pain was out of shape. It showed a murderous expression and turned to pounce on Lu Pengcheng.
"Walk you." Ma Li's direct and visible kick on the giant rat's head, making the bag on its head even more swollen.
"Ji ~ Ji ~ " The giant rat kept tears of grievance and didn't dare to look back.
"Makasa! If you have any other wishes, you tell me, and I will definitely help you fulfill them. Lu Pengcheng grabbed Ma Li's arm and said solemnly.
"I was just invisible, so I'm scared of you." Ma Li was a little helpless, he didn't have those skills with exaggerated special effects, and the only thing he could demonstrate was stealth. Now that it's okay, after using stealth, the stereotypical Lu Pengcheng still thinks he is a ghost.
"If you become a ghost, you won't treat me as a brother? I've heard people say that ghosts stay in the world and don't go to reincarnation because they still have unfulfilled wishes. Tell me quickly, what is your last wish? Why don't I go find a Taoist priest and overtake you? Get you on your way. ”
Ma Li wiped the saliva from his head and said, "You are really my good brother." I just want to go to the resettlement area early and eat a steaming bowl of instant noodles. ”
(End of chapter)