218, Guang Zhengwei
Bank's words came out, and a strange atmosphere filled the group again.
These bigwigs looked at this sentence suspiciously, and their expressions were extremely constipated.
Because apart from Bank's precedent back then, there could be no terrorist who was so out of tune and upside down, let alone this kind of interstellar thug.
The Avengers are all blinded by this "Bank", although it is said that they have stolen Bank's memory, but this behavior still makes them suspicious.
Because apart from Banker himself, they really couldn't think of anyone who would be so heartless and out of tune.
Could it be that it is really Bank himself?
Everyone was taken aback by this idea, but although they knew that this possibility was too small, it couldn't help but give them a glimmer of hope in their hearts.
Tony forced himself to calm down, covered his teasing little liver, and typed suspiciously: "Bank, I actually hid a bomb in the Mark Six that I gave you, I'm sorry." ”
Bank: "...... Oh. ”
The widow sister didn't feel embarrassed at all, as if she had completely forgotten that she was going to turn her back on Bank just now for the sake of all mankind, and she typed tentatively: "I miss you very much...... This is true. ”
Banker was speechless: "It turns out that what you said just now is all false." ”
The widow sister said lightly: "Well, it's fake." ”
Bank: "......"
Tony typed again, "Bank, if it really is you, how did you escape the Zetari army back then, and still be able to contact us?" ”
Bank: "Kill them all, no one will chase them, grab them a starship, or you will be able to travel the stars." ”
Dr. Banner: "Do they have such sophisticated communications equipment on their starship?" How did you learn to use it? ”
Bank: "They don't have this kind of equipment on their starship, I bought it from a galactic universe merchant, and I used this thing by the way, hacked into my account, sold the US Treasury bonds that I had saved for several years, and if I didn't throw it away, I forgot about the tens of thousands of dollars, and donating them to the country is not my style." ”
Bank's words landed, and a few capable people in the group immediately hacked into Bank's account and checked the transaction records.
The answer is completely consistent, two months ago, Bank bought the state bonds that year, and sold them off completely.
Tony was the first to check the transaction records, he didn't care about Bank's prank at all, and excitedly said, "Is it really you?" ”
The widow sister was the second to speak, although she was on the side of all mankind from a big position, but she couldn't hide that her two extreme emotions in this hour, from crying to joy, were born because of Bank.
The widow sister bit the corners of her mouth, suppressed her emotions, and said, "Prove it to me." ”
Fury Bench: "Bank, let us see you." ”
When Banker saw this, he sent a video of himself in an alien bar, and typed: "It's so lonely in the starry sky......"
So everyone was shocked by the more than ten seconds of video, and their expressions were wonderful.
What is this?
We thought that even if you were still alive, you didn't know how much pain and loneliness you endured in that dead starry sky.
Can you still play like this?
Everyone looked at the alien beauties who were scrambling to surround Banker in the middle and put their hands in the middle in the video, and felt a burst of fucking.
Co-authoring you is much more hilarious than being on Earth!
Tony immediately asked Jarvis to prove the authenticity of this video, and then tried to calm his mood, and typed constipatedly: "That zebra-striped beauty is good, can you give me her contact information?" ”
Bank: "You're not the first to say that to me, but I think the Avatar next to him is a lot more emotional." ”
Fury also immediately proved the authenticity of the video from the shocked backstage personnel, and he was silent for a long time before he typed: "Although the possibility of fraud is not ruled out, I don't think aliens will be so stupid, delusional that with a video, they can get something from us...... So there are still so many civilizations in the universe?!!! ”
Bank: "More than you think, I have thousands of races under my command." ”
Hawkeye: "Your men?" ”
Widow: "What do you mean?" ”
Team America: "Let me be quiet." ”
Bank: "Yes, I've gotten into trouble in the universe, and I'm about to fight with a true cosmic overlord whose enemies are spread across hundreds of galaxies, and who are willing to follow me...... There's a general named White Dwarf, and I want to tease her. ”
Tony: "You made me sick, you know?" So bring me some alien chicks back. ”
Compared to Tony's frivolity on the surface, a few S.H.I.E.L.D. goblins think too much.
After thinking about it, Fury typed, "You mean that now there is a cosmic army under your command?" ”
Widow Sister: "White dwarf? She's your general? ”
Bank: "Yes. ”
Fury seemed to smell something, and immediately typed with a solemn expression: "How does this army compare to the Zetarians back then?" How much worse than them? ”
Bank: "I was able to annihilate the Zetari army by myself, and now I'm stronger, to a level you can't imagine, but this army can still kill me." ”
Everyone was suffocated, and their hearts began to surge.
If Bank's army is stronger than the Zetarians back then, then does it mean that Banker has spread the name of the earthlings all over the galaxy, and even become a cosmic-level overlord?
But it's only been a few years, and everyone is in disbelief.
Coulson: "Bank, what the hell has happened in the last few years?" ”
Fury Sign: "Since you have entered the universe before humans, do you know what the current pattern of the galaxy is?" Is the Earth exposed to pretenders? What is the attitude of aliens towards alien civilizations? ”
Bank: "The Earth has been exposed to the eyes of the pretender, several Infinity Stones appeared on the Earth, and it was also pushed by someone with a heart, and I am now on the way to challenge this pretender, I will solve the trouble before he comes to the earth." ”
The widow sister's sense of smell was extremely sensitive, and she frowned and typed, "Challenge? So you're not sure you're going to beat him? ”
Tony also reacted at this time, he didn't want to learn the news that his lost friend had survived, and watched him go to another destruction.
So Tony typed and admonished: "Bank, you are already a legend, and the earthlings regard you as an epic legend, so come back, you have done enough." ”
Bank thought for a moment and typed: "I'm just going to solve a hidden danger for the earth in advance, even if I don't go to him, he will come to the earth to find you, there is no need to fight, start on our own planet, I can try to kill him...... With the most obscene means. ”
Tony was still reluctant and said: "We are teammates, there is no need for you to bear all this alone, always stand on the front line of life and death, guarding the door for the earthlings." ”
Bank laughed and typed, "Did I miss something?" Why did you say so much about me? I'm just trying to satisfy my adventurous spirit and save the world, ah, yes, you call it death. ”