219. With a little souvenir
Dr. Banner was silent for a moment, then typed, "Bank, whatever your original purpose was, we have never explored it, but the fact is that you saved everyone, and you may think that it is insignificant, but it does not prevent you from being the pride of humanity, and they are proud of you. ”
Fury's concern was obviously not on this, and he was desperate to find out the situation of the cosmic army under Bank: "Bank, is that army absolutely loyal to you?" Will you bring them back to Earth? Their level of technology, can we borrow it? ”
Banker pouted, "Director, you still wanted to betray me just now, and I said I don't want to talk to you for the time being." ”
Team America smiled and typed, "Bank has a good temper. ”
Tony sneered and typed, "He's not good-tempered, he's different from us, but I like it." ”
Fury didn't feel embarrassed at all, and typed, "Natasha said that what she just said is all fake. ”
Bank: "Are you kidding?" ”
Fury: "Yes. So can you answer me? Are you still on Earth's side? Or have you looked beyond countries, even races, and the universe? ”
Bank: "I don't know if my vision is beyond the human race, but in the past few years, my mate selection criteria have exceeded the racial limit. ”
Widow: "Isn't monogamy practiced in the universe?" ”
Tony is obviously unhappy with the female agent with fangs under such a beautiful appearance, especially since she has betrayed her best brother just now, and now she is posting the delusion of hypocrisy and righteousness.
Tony pouted and typed, "Monogamy won't be your turn, Peggy is still waiting at home." ”
Bank said speechlessly: "I have never obeyed the rules of the earth, and so have the nature in the universe, but their prison treatment is first-class." ”
Hawkeye was surprised, "You've been in the cosmic prison?" ”
Team America: "Although I know you can cause trouble, but are there so many powerhouses in the universe?" Can even you catch it? ”
Bank casually posted a piece of cosmic news about his escape from prison, and then typed: "The prison warden and prison guards take human rights very seriously, and I have a good life there." ”
But before he finished typing this paragraph, Tony was suspicious: "What do I think of the scraps of this news, which is that you escaped from a prison with the highest mortality rate, and the highest mortality rate is considered to be very important for human rights?" ”
Bank typed in surprise, "It's not English, how can you read it?" ”
Tony smiled and typed, "Jarvis, my good buddy." ”
Still amazed at the speed of Jarvis's decipherment, Bank typed, "So fast? ”
Tony said proudly, "It's that fast. ”
The U.S. team typed suspiciously and asked, "Then how did you escape from that human rights prison at that time?" ”
Bank: "Ah, that's wonderful, at that time, it was simply the sun and the moon, the sky was dark, the river and the sea were overturned, the stars were moving, my momentum was like a rainbow and a tiger, and the prison suddenly burst with fairy sounds, strange fragrances, and mixed with the thunder of tigers and leopards, and one person faced the entire heavy interstellar prison, the romance of the interstellar thugs, you will never understand." ”..
The widow sister asked bluntly, "And then?" ”
Tony was also very excited, as if he was there at the scene, and he had already made up the scene in his mind that Bank had fought the Zetarians alone, facing the enemy of the entire starry sky alone.
But Bank's next sentence directly made him squirt out a mouthful of old blood, but in an instant Tony laughed, and at this moment he was extremely sure that this person must be Banker himself.
I saw Banker say lightly: "Then I said open the door, I'm in a bit of a hurry to go out." ”
Everyone was stunned, and Coulson typed with a constipated face: "Although I am watching you chat during working hours, and the director is also here, I don't plan to ask for today's salary...... So you're out like that?!! ”
Bank: "Yes, it's not because their food is so bad that even their roommates only assign a hot alien beauty. ”
Dr. Banner grinned and typed, "Although I don't know the three views of aliens, I'm sure it's definitely not as easy as you say." ”
Tony was more active than everyone else, and he typed with a tangled expression: "Is there still a shortage of prisoners in this prison?" The kind that is willing to invest in them. ”
Bank enjoyed the rare sense of comfort between his teammates, and he smiled and typed, "Do you want to go?" I'll introduce you to it.,Report my name to the current prison boss.,You can also use Huofeng Ju without Huan. Intestines, by the way, if you are a death sentence, I recommend you to choose the third executioner, his knife thief is sharp, but that guy is a gay, likes to collect handsome guys' balls, but don't worry, you look so ugly, he won't be interesting to you. ”
Before Bank clicked send, the words of the curious baby Coulson popped up: "Isn't it respect for human rights?" How can the food be bad? How bad is it? ”
Bank: "It's more than ten times better than abalone and Australian lobster, by the way, the most unbearable thing for me is that they don't provide dental floss, so I can only grieve my little sickle." ”
Team America: "......"
Tony: "...... Their aesthetic has gone astray. ”
Widow: "Boring. ”
Dr. Banner made a grinning expression and said, "You must be me, but this is the first time I've seen a prison that respects human rights so much, and it's actually a beautiful woman...... Is there a green-skinned kind? ”
Banks laughed and talked to them, and sent Dr. Banner a picture of Gamora, and then said, "This is what I found for you, and I have a big husband and wife with you." ”
Dr. Banner laughed like a Muggle and said, "I'm not going to accept interracial love, but you can wait for me to transform and give me my contact information." ”
Hawkeye, as a god-level agent, analyzed the specific information from Bank's words at a glance and asked, "So you are the king of that prison?" Even the warden doesn't dare to mess with you? ”
Bank was stunned for a moment, amazed by the divine logic of these agents, and typed: "It's okay, it's all the brothers who give face." ”
Hawkeye smiled slightly and said, "What about not giving face?" Are they all dead? ”
Bank raised an eyebrow and said, "Why did you think I was so cruel, I just punched them in the jaw...... By the way, there are some races of aliens in the universe that give birth to them. Breed. It grows on the chin. Ever since I entered this prison, no alien of this race has dared to pass in front of me while I was eating. ”
Widow Sister: "Vulgar. ”
Bank's mouth was pouted, very dissatisfied with the widow's sister's behavior of brushing her presence everywhere, coupled with her behavior of betraying her bedmate just now, which made Banker very unhappy, so Banker said: "There are even more vulgar ones, I have unlocked a lot of poses in the universe, do you want to try it?" ”
When the people saw this, they were very conscious and silent, this is a matter between these two men and women who have a delicate relationship.
But the widow's next sentence directly made them extremely constipated, or a mouthful of old blood spurted out.
I saw the widow sister say lightly: "That's good, you finally don't just have those two postures, remember to bring some souvenirs back, the long-lasting kind." ”