310, Manhattan ghost traffic police
The news that Bank was racing in a Batmobile on Mount George made headlines the next day.
Last time, because Iron Man had been there, George Hill was already known to countless people, and this time with the addition of a gatekeeper, everyone knew about that place.
Countless curious people want to see what Mount George, which is known as the mecca of drag racing, is like, and which star players are competing with the Batmobile driven by Bank.
As a result, Bank's Batmobile was also known all over the world, and now someone has suddenly realized that the cool Batmobile that he had seen on the street before was Bankland Loster's car.
But now people don't call it the Batmobile, but borrow the name of the George Mountain Drag Racing Party, and call it the Furious Ceramic.
What made Bank laugh the most was that the next day, he was ridiculed and notified by the official websites of the traffic police in several states in the United States, which listed several information about his speeding and traffic violations.
And those traffic police also said that everyone must not learn from the gatekeepers, that is an absolutely wrong negative example, the following is the ticket we disposed of according to the law, no one can escape the sanctions of the New York traffic police.
This long article ridicules and criticizes the circular, and it is accompanied by a cool photo of the Manhattan traffic police.
It's just that the amulet worn on the chest of the security captain, a specialty of Lanloster's small shop, has stolen the show, and people have ridiculed:
"I don't listen, I don't listen, you must be with him! Hahahaha. ”
"Traffic police captain, you exposed your front, you must be a spy inserted by Bank, Manhattan traffic cops, you have to be careful!"
"I want to ask, shouldn't my driver's license be revoked after so many violations...... Heaven is unfair, our country is unfair!! ”
The official website of the Manhattan traffic police did not respond to these overwhelming ridicules, but the traffic police captain, who was named "the most spyy in history" by American netizens, replied to everyone on YouTube in his personal name.
He said: "Alas, aren't I also afraid, do you know how much bastard the gatekeeper was back then, he not only gave us the middle finger, but also sweared, and even drunk driving, didn't I hold back and beat him......"
However, his words caused American netizens to blow up again, and they said:
"You say it again? Who did you beat? ”
"I'm afraid you haven't sobered up~~~"
"Hahaha, the biggest scandal in the history of the Avengers, the gatekeeper was defeated at the hands of a mysterious traffic policeman, is this a distortion of human nature, or a moral degradation?"
"I like what you said, I have followed, and the new generation of Internet celebrities is you."
"A mysterious organization that silently guards the earth...... Manhattan Traffic Cops ......"
But just when everyone was laughing and ridiculing it, they were surprised to find that the official website of the Avengers actually made an official response to this!
However, it was not what people thought, reprimanding the traffic police captain for spreading rumors, nor clarifying for Banclan Lost, but interacting with the traffic police, and the gatekeeper personally posted a long article:
"The traffic captain's fist is powerful, it is not my generation's opponent, after many years, I still remember the days when he was dominated by his fist, it was a dark history that is difficult to erase, I Ban Lan Loster, after provoking the Manhattan traffic police, was suppressed by a traffic police captain who came out of nowhere, so Manhattan and even the world's car people pay attention, don't learn like the bastard Lan Loster, obey the traffic rules, drive carefully, otherwise the sanction for you may not be just an ordinary traffic policeman, Or maybe it's a god and a strong man who can hold me to the ground and rub it...... Remember, for the sake of your personal safety and the future ownership of your wife (husband), don't learn from my negative example. ”
Under the long article, there is also a photo of Bank's blue nose and swollen face that year when he was beaten, and even behind his back, P has a picture of the traffic police captain.
Banker in the picture is looking aggrieved, while the traffic police captain with sunglasses behind him has a look of spirit and justice.
Although I had heard about Bank's informality, after seeing this long article, netizens all over the world still exploded.
They were still questioning Bank's driving attitude, but when they saw that even the goalkeeper was blackening himself like this, this feeling turned into laughter and ridicule:
"Oh my God, what did I see, a god and a strong man was hiding beside us, he even dared to beat the gatekeeper, what else can't be done, Manhattan car people pay attention, you must not drive illegally~~"
"One person guards the starry sky gate, the galaxy praises the gatekeeper, Banker drives up the road, and the traffic police are helpless to block the road...... Don't rhyme? Whatever, I'm laughing to death, hahahahaha. ”
"Since ancient times, people have produced masters, but finding a master is too high for Nima, right, even the gatekeeper is helpless?"
For Banker to post a self-deprecation to interact with him, the traffic police captain was flattered, so he looked at his Twitter and YouTube pipes and came to "pay" to the ghost and god powerhouse, and after the tiger touched the ridiculous message of the traffic police captain's dog's head, he immediately posted again to explain:
"Don't make fun of me, I know he's the gatekeeper, and I can't sleep for three days, but luckily, we have a real superhero who only aims his fists and spears at the world's, and I think that's one of the reasons why he's respected."
"Also, since Lanloster has blackened himself, I don't have anything bad to report to my family, although he not only drunk driving, but also gave us the middle finger and sweared, but my behavior is absolutely wrong, I hope the law enforcement department will pay attention, don't learn from me, after all, you don't have my ghost power......"
"And after that incident, I was placed on probation and reported by the whole department, I think whether it is the gatekeeper or anyone, you should obey the traffic rules, and don't do things that are not allowed by other laws because of your temper, after all, you may not have ...... Ah, it must not be my luck, you may not meet the gatekeeper, maybe it is the Hulk......"
This remark caused many people to laugh, and the traffic police captain's personal Twitter and YouTube account fans also climbed steadily, and in the jealous eyes of those big Internet celebrities, the number of fans of the traffic police captain even exceeded that of some small stars.
A new generation of influencers is being born.
And to everyone's surprise, Bank actually responded to this matter again, this time not only posting on the official website of the Avengers, but also organizing Iron Man and Hulk. Captain America, Black Widow, and others conducted a morning of traffic observance and don't let drunk driving be the culprit of your daughter-in-law in Manhattan's Banker-themed plaza.
In the afternoon, these superheroes appeared collectively in three orphanages and several wards for critically ill children, fulfilling a superhero dream for them.
The heroes not only took pictures with the little ones, but also offered their weapons for them to play with, and the black scythe, which was lifted by Bank, and everyone could afford it for the time being, made the little ones flock to it.
When Banker took a picture with them and said that he usually picked his teeth with a black sickle, the little ones laughed.
After a fulfilling day, Bank posted a clarification on the official website of the Avengers for the last time:
"Explain what you asked, why my driver's license wasn't revoked: huh...... In fact, my driver's license has been revoked a long time ago, but police cars and fire trucks have the authority to violate traffic rules, and my driving permission was granted by S.H.I.E.L.D. himself. ”
"In fact, I did my duty, I drove this car, maybe on a mission, I knocked off some drivers' mirrors, but in the end there was compensation, and I never hurt anyone, and I drove it, and I went to save the world several times."
"As for other times...... Hehe, then you guys just think I'm using power for personal gain, trust my technology...... So if you see my frantic ceramics on the road, and you also violate the traffic rules, then you are either going to save the world, or you are going to a party of beautiful women......"
"Finally, don't learn from me!! I'm the negative example!! ”
After this self-blackening, people once again have a new understanding of Bank's character, and not only did not let Banker lose fans, but increased his fans.
Maybe everyone agrees with the superstar who never puts on a show, and doesn't mind to everyone, and frankly admits his shortcomings.
After all, there are more celebrities who put up a shelf and play big names in recent years, but not only have they saved billions of people around the world several times, but there is only one gatekeeper who has no big names at all.
So netizens all over the world have arrogantly left messages:
"Then forgive you~~"
"I never chase stars, and I don't look down on any stars, they have to, they have to pee, but after all, you saved the lives of my whole family, then I will do what you want, as long as you don't destroy the world, I won't spray you, thank you."
"Heaven is unfair!! Why do you have so many beautiful women's gatherings, but I can only make small factions in the villa!! ”
"Upstairs Silly ......"
"Upstairs upstairs is here to attract hate......"