309, jokes

The atmosphere at the scene was very fanatical, and I saw that Banker was really like the legend, completely different from other superheroes, and he didn't melt into the atmosphere of the scene because of the so-called different levels, but in some ways, it seemed very low-level.

Therefore, the young men and women in the square were also very open, making all kinds of jokes with him and telling all kinds of vulgar jokes.

Surrounded by everyone, Banker drank beer and talked about his experience in the starry sky to everyone, which caused everyone to cheer and laugh.

"I was in an alien prison at the time, yes, I was caught, can you believe it? In that prison, there is a lot like the earth, that is, the newcomer has to sacrifice his ass, and in that prison can kill, as long as you are not strong enough, you can only become the object of other people's abuse, the atmosphere at that time was really enthusiastic, and there were even two bosses who fought for me, and they also had a fight......" Banker teased a little sister while drinking beer and teasing a little sister while being a storyteller for everyone.

"And then?"

"How do you do that?"

"Don't talk, always talk halfway, Lanloster."

The little sister who was teased by Bank's hormones was about to overflow, lit a cigarette for Bank, and Banker continued:

"Then they all came to carry my shoes. There was also a prisoner whose balls were on his chin, like this. ”

Speaking of this, Bank clenched his hands into fists and placed them on his chin, causing the group of young men and women to laugh, and Bank also smiled before continuing:

"He once passed by while I was eating, you know what I said? I said the next time you let me see you while I'm eating, I'll pop your jaw......"

Although they are all very low-level things, because of Bank's different identities and experiences, everyone listens to them with relish and laughs, but at this time, Bank's mobile phone suddenly rang, but Banker continued to drink and laugh with everyone as if he didn't hear it.

But there were many people at the scene, very curious about who called, and said:

"Your phone rang Lanloster, let's see which big guy called."

"Maybe it's Iron Man, haha."

"I guess it's probably Black Widow, by the way, the outside says you have a leg with her, is it true?"

Banker took out his mobile phone and said to the man with a pout: "Of course not, Black Widow Bing Qingyu is pure, never let men touch her, where did you listen to the gossip, don't talk nonsense in the future." ”

"But we've heard that she's ...... with every superhero."

Bank pointed at him and said, "Be careful I pop your jaw, you know what I'm talking about." ”

The punk young man immediately covered his crotch and said, "I know, Black Widow is not at all like the rumors outside, you should answer the phone quickly." ”

Only then did Bank look at his phone, his phone had two cards, one of which was only for the Avengers and the Bloodline, with only twenty or thirty calls, and the other card had a number that many bigwigs and superstars had.

The ringtones dialed by the two cards are also different, and he usually never answers the calls of this card, so after Bank heard this ringtone just now, he directly chose to ignore it.

"O~ It's Serena?! Is that the Serena you signed for her? ”

"What about Elvis? Your sister called~"

"Aren't you going to beat up Lan Roester, where did you run?"

After seeing the name of the caller on Bank's mobile phone, the fanatical youths immediately teased and shouted.

Banker pursed his lips and chose to answer, but instead of turning on the speakerphone as he should have been, he motioned for everyone not to speak and pause the music.

"Hey, what's the matter?" Banker said on the phone.

"Lord...... Master, my brother he just ......" Serena on the other end of the phone said intermittently.

Bank said into the phone, "What's wrong with your brother?" ”

Serena said cautiously: "He told me, I repent to you for his deeds, and ...... He is not my own brother, you know me, I am only loyal to you, driven by you, I hope you will not be angry with me......"

Banker didn't have anything to do with her Rausch brother, and if it weren't for the constant coaxing of the people around him, how could he have remembered it.

So when he heard Serena being so cautious, his expression was also very embarrassed, and he said, "Okay, is there anything else?" If not, tell everyone a joke, everyone likes you...... Right?! ”

Banker asked loudly at the crowd, and when they heard this, the group of fanatical youths screamed and shouted:

"Serena, my sister adores you, my dad adores you, and I adore you too~"

"I've listened to your songs a thousand times every time, when are you going to release a new album?!"

"Lanloster has asked you to tell us a joke, say hello to us~"

Banker smiled at the excited crowd and said into the phone, "I'm on hands-free." ”

As he spoke, Bank turned on the speakerphone button, which was also a reminder to Serena not to say anything if she still cared about her reputation.

Serena over there also knew, it turned out that there were so many people around Bank, but when she heard Bank say that he was on hands-free, her tone changed instantly, and said:

"Hello my fans, I'm your Serena~"

Listening to the cheers of the melon-eating crowd on the other end of the phone, Serena smiled and continued: "I guess the atmosphere at the scene must be very high, thank you for your continued support, if I am not in New York anymore, I will definitely work with Lanloster to control the nightlife tonight." ”

After the cheers on the other end had passed, Serena smiled again, "Fuck home early, you all have Lanloster tonight, will you still be a good baby for mothers?" ”

"Since the gatekeepers have asked me to tell a joke, I'll tell you one...... I went out one day with my hood out to buy water, and the owner of the store was a Mexican, and I picked up a two-dollar bottle, and I asked him how much it was, and he said four dollars without looking at me, and I was very confused, and I said isn't the MSRP two dollars? But guess what he answered me? He said he did not accept the suggestion......"

"Wow~ Is the Mexican so excessive? Hahaha, but it's funny, is this really happening, Serena? ”

"Hahaha, I guess if you show your face, he can ask you for four hundred dollars."

Seeing the group of fanatical youths laughing there, Bank also smiled, then turned off the speakerphone, put the phone to his ear, and said, "Okay, I'll hang up." ”

Serena on the other end heard the noise getting quieter, and knew that Banker had turned off the speakerphone, and hurriedly said, "Wait master, it's really ...... about my brother."

"Pak~"

But Banksley ignored him, hung up the phone, held up his beer again, and laughed and told vulgar stories to the crowd.

And Serena, who was in her California villa, was so ruthlessly hung up the phone and was directly stunned.

After a long time, Serena threw her phone on the ground with a resentful face and said, "Elvis, don't think about it!" Is Lanroster something you can mess with? You bastard, scum, Shet. ”

Yes, even if she was toyed by Bank like this, hung up the phone and ordered to tell jokes, Serena still didn't have the courage to blame Bank, but took all her resentment out on her cousin.

Because in her heart, Bank, who was able to ravage her master for nearly ten years, was the kind of unparalleled power that no one, or any creature, could question disobedience.

Even in Serena's heart, although Bank didn't recognize her as a slave, since the day she opened her mouth to call Bank's master, she and her soul have really been prostrate under the name Lanloster.

Serena, who had become a bank slave by self-hypnosis, resented herself on the couch for a long time before she picked up her mobile phone on the ground.

Seeing that the phone was still working, she dialed a phone number with a sick expression, and she wanted to punish the person who slandered her master.

Serena had become accustomed to worshipping that ghostly power in her nearly ten years of serving the devil, and since Bank did not refute it when she called him master, Serena only wanted to prove herself and prove her loyalty to his faith until he truly confessed himself and, like Mephisto, gifted her.

One day, he will see my pious soul......