Surprise or not? Unexpected or not? Moved or not?

When this voice sounded clearly in his ears, the hairs on Zhu Gangguan's whole body suddenly exploded.

Trying to break free himself from the dream of memory, at the last moment, Zhu Gangguan seemed to see a big bald head with a cheap smile on his face and showed a lewd smile to himself, and added after three consecutive questions, "Are you moved?" ”

"Don't dare to move!"

When he opened his eyes and looked at the golden hoop stick against his neck, Zhu Gang was stunned.

"Well, don't dare to move! Don't dare to move! ”

Regarding Zhu Gangguan's attitude, Tang Sanfu was very satisfied.

Look!

This is an apprentice.

He Tang San was buried all his life, and what he wanted was an apprentice who could be cowardly in the face of himself, which was like a great sage, who had been trained by himself for a few months, and it was coercion and lust..... E-induce, this is the only way to reluctantly change his mouth and call himself Master.

With one foot on the bed of the double bed of the relics left by the second sister of the egg, Tang Sanfu raised his hand and grabbed Zhu Gangguan's ear, "You are the Tianpeng Marshal nicknamed Zhu Gangguan, commonly known as Zhu Gangguan, and the famous Zhu Bajie?" ”

Zhu Gangguan winked at the monk in front of him, and a moment of cuteness flashed on his face.

"That..... The old pig's name is Zhu Gangguan, and the Bodhisattva gave the old pig a legal name to realize his ability, so the old pig's legal name is incompetent, as for Zhu Bajie.... The old pig does not have this name. ”

Seeing the aggrieved appearance of the pig demon, Tang Sanfu slapped the pig demon's head, "From today onwards, there will be!" ”

"I ....... old pig"

Tang Sanfu glared, "I called you Zhu Bajie, do you dare not agree?" ”

Looking at the flickering cold light of the golden hoop stick fixed by the Great Sage on his neck, and looking at the bald monk in front of him with a smile that made his heart tremble, the pig demon once again chose to give in.

"Don't dare!"

Well, it's still a second cowardice.

"Very good, then you will be called Zhu Bajie in the future."

The pig demon opened his mouth, swallowed his anger and replied weakly, "Okay! ”

"Good!"

Tang Sanfu nodded with satisfaction, raised his hand and wiped it on his head, buckled the golden hoop on his head, and put it on the head of the pig demon.

"This is a meeting gift for the teacher, after wearing the golden hoop, you will be the apprentice registered for the teacher's real name in the future.

When you go out in the future, remember to report the name of the teacher, who dares to bully you, take your senior brother to death for the teacher! ”

Looking at Tang San's vicious expression, Zhu Bajie felt that his brain was a little insufficient.

Is this really a monk?

opened his mouth, Zhu Bajie wanted to complain a few words, but in the face of the fierce eyes of the holy monk and the great sage, he felt that he seemed to have nothing to say.

"Master."

In the end, Zhu Bajie shamefully shouted these two words, showing his submission.

"It's just that the master knows that Guanyin Bodhisattva ordered the old pig to wait here for a person named Tang Seng to learn the scriptures, and to ensure that he went to the West Heaven Da Lei Yin Temple to learn the scriptures.

The old pig is naturally willing to worship you as a teacher, but in case the Bodhisattva blames you......"

Looking at Zhu Bajie's gurgling eyes, Tang Sanjie could think of any idea with his toes.

It's nothing more than that people are under the eaves now, and trying to move out of the name of the Bodhisattva doesn't work.

It's just a pity.....

"Emi Tofu, I forgot to introduce myself.

Poor monk, Tang San burial, burial of the sky, burial of the ground, burial of the common people, it is rumored in the rivers and lakes that eating a piece of meat of the poor monk can live forever The Tang San burial.

The poor monk is not talented, and he was entrusted by His Majesty Li Er, the king of Tang, to go to the West Heaven Da Lei Yin Temple to worship the Buddha and take ..... A messenger who seeks the true scriptures. ”

After a standard self-introduction, Tang Sanfu smiled, "Bajie, as a teacher, it is Tang Seng who has been waiting for you for a long time." ”

Zhu Bajie: "......" always feels like there is a sentence in my heart, and I don't know whether to say it or not.

Don't talk about grievances, talk about possibilities..... No, you will definitely be beaten.

But, Bodhisattva, what kind of vision do you have, this is the person you are looking for?

Can such a scripture learner really get the scriptures?

In his heart, looking at Tang San's eyes and looking at the golden hoop stick in the hand of the Great Sage, Zhu Bajie showed a thin scholar-like expression that had been wheeled by eighteen Zhang Fei's version of the women, and nodded weakly, "Disciple Zhu Wuneng, meet Master." ”

Syllable!

As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped in the head.

"Master?"

Zhu Bajie's grievance.

Tang Sanfu was even more angry, "What did you tell you before becoming a teacher?"

Pig! From now on, 10,000 years later, you can only have one name in the Three Realms - Zhu Bajie! ”

Second Senior Brother: "...... However, Zhu Wuneng is a Bodhisattva who gives the old pig a ......"

Before the second senior brother finished speaking, Tang Sanfu waved his hand domineeringly and interrupted, "Don't talk about the Bodhisattva, don't even if it's the Dharma name that the Buddha gave you."

As the apprentice of the teacher, he has the final say for the teacher. ”

Second Senior Brother: "...... "You are so domineering, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death by your Buddha?"

But you've said so, what else can I say?

"Disciple Zhu Bajie, meet Master."

"Hmm."

Tang Sanyu nodded, "Get up." ”

The Great Sage accepted the golden hoop stick, and the second senior brother got up from the bed.

Without the threat of the golden hoop stick, even though he recognized the face of the Great Sage, his legs were still faintly weak.

But looking at Tang San's shiny head, thinking about what Tang San had done before the funeral, he was once again reminded of his helplessness of being abandoned by the ancestor and the Jade Emperor and casting a pig fetus in the mortal world.

Zhu Bajie's eyes were deep, but he still couldn't help but have a cold light flickering.

And then......

"Ahh

The corners of Tang San's mouth were slightly hooked, with a smile on his face that made people feel like a spring breeze, and between the words in his mouth, the second senior brother had already turned into a rolling gourd, rolling around on the ground with his head in his hands.

"Master..... The master meditated, and the disciple knew that he was wrong. ”

Tang San ignored the funeral, and recited the mantra seven or four hundred and forty-nine times, and the second senior brother who was in pain died and died, and then he stopped the spell.

"Wrong? Tell me about the teacher, what are you doing wrong? ”

"Disciple..... Disciples should not have bad thoughts about the Master. ”

The second senior brother wanted to hide it, but thinking of the torture of the tight spell, he still gritted his teeth and said it.

However.....

"Looks like you'd like to try the Tight Spell for a long time."

Tang Sanfu shook his head slightly, looked at the second senior brother and said.

Zhu Bajie: "......."

Poof, the second senior brother knelt on the ground, "Master, disciple..... The disciple was just aroused by the past, and he didn't want to be disrespectful to the master. ”

Tang Sanfu still shook his head, "What the teacher said is not about this matter. ”

The second senior brother was stunned again, isn't it a bad idea? Could it be that he has just committed a greater sin than deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors?

Thinking of this, the second senior brother buckled his head down.

"The disciple is unknown, please also ask the master to make it clear, and ask the master to forgive the old pig once."

Seeing the second senior brother like this, Tang Sanfu shook his head, leaned down and helped the second senior brother up from the ground.

"I punished you for being a teacher because you lost your face as a teacher."

The second senior brother was even more confused and lost his face? When did the old pig lose his face?

looked at Tang Sanfu's handsome and extraordinary appearance, and then touched his pig head, pig nose, pig tail, and the nail rake in his hand.

Could it be that it was his own image problem that lost the master's face?

Thinking of this, the second senior brother's face became even more entangled, "But..... Master, this look was originally given by my parents, and the old pig can't help it! ”

If he could, he naturally wanted to change back to the image of Marshal Tianpeng in his previous life, who would want to be heroic and extraordinary, who would want to carry a pig's head?

When Tang Sanfu heard this, he slapped the second senior brother on the head.

"What the teacher said was that you were repented of marrying."

Second Senior Brother: "....... Regret..... Repentance? ”

"Yes!"

Tang Sanfu nodded, his face full of righteous indignation, "You nerd, you obviously have kindness to the Gao family, and it is even the senior couple who proposed to recruit you as a son-in-law."

The wedding is going on, after worshipping heaven and earth, Miss Gao is the wife you are marrying.

But what have you done, you stupid pig?

Yes? Kicked out of your house, ask the mage to catch you.

But what about you? Not only did he not retaliate back, but not only did he not let the rebellious family understand what power was, but he was submissive and obedient everywhere.

How can an apprentice like you be taken out as a teacher?

How can you say that you are a decent person, and your disciple is bullied like this, do you want to lose face when you say that you are a teacher? ”

Second Senior Brother: "......"

This..... This is not at all the same as the script that the old pig thinks.,Aren't you invited by the high-ranking family to get the old pig??

"Division..... Master, aren't you the one who invited me to bring down my old pig? ”

Tang Sanfu pursed his lips disdainfully, "Descend to you?"

You are also the great demon king at the peak of the Golden Immortal, and the high-ranking official only took out a thousand taels of silver to make the field fee for the teacher.

He looks down on him so much, and he still takes action for him to lower you? Don't want to be a teacher? ”

Zhu Bajie: "......" Therefore, any apprentice who is bullied and is not bullied is a pretext.

The reason why you really don't help the senior staff is because the senior staff gives less money?

It turns out that you are such a Tang monk.

Seeing that the second senior brother looked like he had been taught, Tang Sanfu nodded with satisfaction.

Turn around.

"Let's go!"

"Master, where are we going?"

Seeing that the Great Sage and Tang Sanfu turned around and walked out of the Yunzhan Cave, the second senior brother came up and asked.

"Gao Laozhuang, send you into the cave room."

Second Senior Brother: "......"

God knows how the second senior brother's heart turned upside down when he heard Tang Sanfu say this sentence seriously.

What the monk said..... It's true?? 、

"But..... Master, the old pig is considered a disciple of Buddhism after apprenticeship, and our disciples of Buddhism are not abstained from marriage and marriage? ”

Tang Sanyu stopped and glanced back at the second senior brother.

"What you said, that's someone else's Buddhism, and our master is unlucky."

The second senior brother didn't understand, "Don't quit being a woman?" Then Master, you named the old pig Bajie, which Bajie do you refer to? ”

Since it is not the Three Refuges and Five Precepts, how did he get the name of the Eight Precepts?

Tang Sanfu was stunned when asked, yes, because he felt that the second senior brother should be called Zhu Bajie, so he was called Zhu Bajie.

But I don't have those precepts at all, so how should I explain the names of the eight precepts?

Tang Sanfu, who was asked, turned his head to look at the second senior brother, and discussed seriously, "Why don't you ..... The privilege given to you by the teacher allows you to keep the eight precepts of Buddhism? ”

Second Senior Brother: "......"