Chapter 310: Report to the Director, He's Laughing

Mai Wen put the test tube into the liquid nitrogen insulation bucket and roared, took off the hat of the biochemical protective suit, and looked at Mai Wu: "You are all ghosts, how can you still have a human paternalistic thinking mode?" You don't seem to understand the conspiracy behind getting married and having children. ”

"Conspiracy?" Mai Wu picked at the black mist on his head and wondered.

"The genetic conspiracy. All human beings are slaves to genes. Marriage and childbirth are just a means for genes to reproduce themselves, and human beings are only playing the role of carriers of genes. And I, by no means, should be a slave to anything. ”

"You're really stupid at reading!" Mai Wu flew to the glass wall, his head rotated ninety degrees, and said to Mai Wen, "Don't you really see my things?" ”

Maiwen raised his hand and looked at his nails, "Something." ”

"Soul Bottle. A bottle that can absorb ghosts, something that is gone after one use. ”

"What do you collect that stuff for? Want to take yourself in? McVen began to thumb his index finger nail.

"What are you kidding, I have a hole in my head to put myself in. That thing was the treasure that my brother gave me after the first time I overtook the ghost in my life. It's memorable...... Wait a minute! I told you about the soul bottle once, you should know about it. ”

Instead of answering his brother's question, Mai Wen pressed the switch of the powerful exhaust fan in the chemistry lab. The lab was overwhelmed with raging noise.

"What do you say? I didn't hear it just now. McVen used a sincere face to cover up his lies.

"What do you say? I didn't hear it just now. "Mai Wu only heard noise, but couldn't read Maiwen's lips." Forget it, I'll look for it again. ”

After Mai Wu disappeared, Mai Wen turned off the exhaust fan.

"You can only use it once...... Shall I give the Mahata back? ”

……

You Longyang never dreamed that he would be caught by NPCs. It's a shame to be the creator of illusions.

"Teacher, can I tear it up?" Van Giowsi was a little impatient.

"Wait a minute." Ma Li touched his body and said disappointedly: "The bottle really can't be brought in." ”

"Makasa! I didn't expect you to be so smart that you would use indigenous NPCs against me. For the sake of my classmates, I won't bother with you, you can leave. ”

"Bend! You don't seem to have figured out what's going on. At this time, you should beg me to take your life around. Ma Li really wanted to trample You Longyang under his feet and say a classic line of the villain, but when he thought of the patrol cars that were everywhere, he could only use his mouth to vent his anger.

You Longyang struggled: "Shi Ke can't be killed, don't go too far!" His backbone words didn't take a second before they turned into a threat, "If you kill me, I won't let you go." ”

"Aren't you a ghost?"

"......" You Longyang was speechless.

Ma Li temporarily gave up hitting the bend and said to Fan Jiaoxi, "He just said that you are an NPC, why are you smiling so happily?" ”

Although Ma Li is now standing here safely, the previous two tasks can be said to be nine deaths for him. Faced with the danger of the unknown, he instinctively wanted to know more information.

But asking You Longyang will only be misled and ask Fan Jiaoxi...... This honest student must be reliable.

"He said I was a handsome guy, uh, the first time someone complimented me like that." The gorilla smiled contentedly, "However, don't worry, teacher, I won't be slapped by his sycophants and forget my business, I'll tear ...... now"

It turned out to be a word switch to prevent NPCs from realizing that they were NPCs. After Ma Li figured it out, he nodded habitually.

"Don't!" You Longyang shouted, "The surname is Ma, don't you want to leave here!" I'll tell you how. ”

"Get out of here?" Fan Jiaoxi was a little puzzled, "Isn't it okay to go directly in the direction of the gate?" ”

Ma Li didn't rush to ask You Longyang how to get out, but asked his students, "What's your mobile phone number?" Although he already has Yi Wu's mobile phone number, he still wants to collect one more phantom mobile phone number. When I go out, I want to call and try to see if the person in the illusion also exists in reality.

In addition, he also has a desire to repay his kindness. If in reality, there really is Fan Jiaoxi and Yi Wu, if their relationship is really the same as in the fantasy. He wanted to help his students in return for Fan Jiaoxi for helping him capture You Longyang.

After Fan Jiaoxi finished talking about the number, he said uneasily: "The teacher won't be like Yi Wu." ”

"Huh?"

"After Yi Wu asked for my mobile phone number, every time she talked to me, she used a mysterious phone card to call me, so that I couldn't see her number."

"What else?" Ma Li feels that this Yi Wu is no longer a high-end huntress, but more like a customer service for phone scams.

"And ...... Every time she talks to me in the early morning, does that mean she thinks of me as soon as she wakes up in the morning? Van Giowsy looked intoxicated.

"Your intoxicated appearance is more terrifying than your tearing people, please calm down. Please rest assured that I am a legal person of our company. My image represents our company. If I promise to be your teacher, I will definitely be your teacher, and I will not release your pigeons. 634801898 is my landline number, and it is also the company's external goose number, you can write it down. ”

When Ma Li and Fan Jiaoxi were communicating, You Longyang was lowering his head and smiling.

Fortunately, it was the NPC who brought the family to Ma Li's side, otherwise they would have been detained by the patrol car long ago if they were so close to Ma Li's side before the mission was completed. The illusion is self-defeating.

Boom~ If you remember correctly, there are only three minutes left until the end of the mission.

Good! Very good! The ancients did not deceive me, and it is true that "being smart is mistaken by being smart". Mahata, you just keep talking nonsense with this stupid big man. Once the time passes, you will be left here forever.

Huh~Huh? This toilet bowl actually has an eye!

The toilet, which had been at Fan Jiaoxi's feet, found that You Longyang, who was above it, had been smirking, so he said, "Director! ”

You Longyang suddenly had a sense of crisis, and hurriedly restrained his smile. And pump yourself up: it's a toilet, just a toilet!

At this moment, the studious Fan Jiaoxi was waiting for Ma Li to introduce his flirtatious story, but Ma Li searched all over the intestines and didn't expect a successful case. The call of the toilet just relieved his urgent need: "What's the matter?" ”

"What?" Fan Jiaoxi was a little curious, "Does the teacher ask me again?" ”

"No, I'm talking to the toilet."

"Oh." Fan Giosi felt that Ma Li's spirit was a little abnormal. But he respected his teacher very much, and quickly drove out the idea of tarnishing the teacher's image out of his mind. But then he felt like he was also insane, because he heard the toilet talking.

"Director, You Longyang has been smiling."

“……”mmp! This toilet is actually alive! You Longyang felt the crisis.

"Oh, if he is caught smiling, then it proves that there is something wrong with him. Then ......" Ma Li looked at Fan Jiaoxi, who was in a trance, and said, "Xiao Fan tore off his arm first." ”

(End of chapter)