Fan Jiaoxi raised his head and looked at Ma Li in surprise: "How do you know everything?" ”

Ma Li pretended to be a tall man: "Because I am a photographer, a photographer who can see the relationship between a couple of lovers through photos." ”

That's weird!

I don't know? Of course, because this is a question to be scored. Look at the way you protect her with your heart, and then look at her picking and choosing from you, your relationship is written on your face! Big brother! Although you are fierce to outsiders, it can't hide your true and honest nature.

And your girlfriend...... I'm afraid it's a high-end huntress, otherwise you don't even know her phone number?

Ma Li retracted his thoughts and did not say what was in his heart. Because he wants to maintain the demeanor of a superior person, he uses this to lure Donkey Kong to work as a coolie.

Although there is no trolley, it is also a good way to ask Donkey Kong to help with the toilet.

"Teacher!" Fan Jiaoxi knelt on his knees and hugged Ma Li's shoulders with his big palms: "Can you tell if Yi Wu likes me or not." ”

"Let go of your hand first, or I'll burp and you don't want to know anything." Mahata felt like his shoulders were going to be squeezed into his chest. If this was not an illusion, he even wanted to ask Fan Jiaoxi if he was a relative of Song Qingqing's family. It's the same strange sour power.

"Oh, good. Teacher, can you say it now? ”

"Hmm. Through the photo you take with her, you can see that she has a crush on you. "Nonsense lies and doesn't type drafts, but it's extremely effective.

"Really! I knew Yi Wu liked me......"

Van Hopsy's complacency can't last long, because doesn't just give carrots and not sticks.

"You're thinking too much." Magasa pursed her lips and looked at him with pity.

"Huh?"

"Affection doesn't mean liking. Even if you tear the male for her, you can't make her like you. Your excessive jealousy will make her feel depressed. She may even feel that you are too controlling and will not accept you. ”

After Fan Jiaoxi listened, his spirit trembled, and he shook off goosebumps all over his body: "Old, teacher! Teacher, how do you know it all! She doesn't like the way I tear people up because of jealousy, but whenever I see a man approaching her, I can't control myself. Teacher, is there any way to help me change it? If I change it, Yiwu will definitely accept me. ”

"Change? Why change? Ma Li never plays according to the routine, "Your current mistake has nothing to do with being jealous, why don't you understand?" ”

"But didn't you say that Yi Wu doesn't like me to be jealous?"

"Alas~ When a woman really loves someone, she doesn't care about his shortcomings. What you have to do is not to change yourself, but to master the right way to flirt with girls. You can only make her fall in love with you if you flirt with her, do you understand? ”

Ma Li got carried away when he said that he was impassioned, and tapped Fan Jiaoxi's big bald head with his knuckles.

His actions made the toilet completely abandon the idea of survival. Director, today next year will be our death day. You are not alone on the Huangquan Road......

Fan Giosi did not get angry because he was knocked on the head, on the contrary, he thanked from the bottom of his heart: "Teacher! You are my reborn parents! It's my real father! With that, his head was like a hammer, and he slammed it into the ground, smashing a hole out of the hard concrete floor.

"I don't want to be your father." The corners of Ma Li's mouth twitched, and he felt that the medicine was a little stronger. He's still so young, he doesn't want to be a father.

The toilet felt like its barrel was collapsing. The director actually used his mouth to bombard Donkey Kong kneeling and shouting Dad, there is still this kind of operation! It decided to turn into a fan from this point on and push its strengths all its life.

Fan Jiaoxi straightened up, patted off the cement slag on his head, and roared: "Teacher! I want to flirt with my sister! Can you teach me the tricks of flirting with my sister? ”

"emm ......" Ma Li, recalling his experience of flirting with his sister, only saw a good person card, as for why his ex-girlfriend fell in love with him, he was also very puzzled.

It's really melancholy~ I'm just a keyboard warrior, I have a reason, but I have never succeeded in practice. That's it, it's still not sad anymore, and concentrate on doing your own job.

"I want to teach you too, but I still have urgent ......" Ma Li was halfway through his words, and saw You Longyang sitting on a bench in the distance, eating a bite of grilled chicken legs, drinking a sip of brave beer, burping comfortably, and finally staring at himself with sarcastic eyes.

He gave him a middle finger, and he threw away his belongings and held up a large sign from the ground with the word "CB" written on it in bold red ink.

Ma Kasa turned his gaze to his son, no, a student. With a bold idea.

Slut! You've managed to annoy me. You're playing with fire and setting yourself on fire!

Originally, I also wanted the newly acquired NPC brother to hold the toilet to find a fantasy exit that might not exist. Right now...... Hmph, I've changed my mind! Since you jumped out on your own initiative, let the gorillas try your entrance. I don't believe you can stand up to him!

Perhaps, the moment he tears you apart is the moment when the illusion is shattered. Anyway, I asked you for help, and I just wanted to collect some ghost remnants.

Ma Li's words were halfway through, and there was no follow-up for a long time, which made Fan Jiaoxi so anxious that his head was full of bags: "Teacher, if you have anything urgent, leave it to me." ”

"Haha." Fan Giosi is really too good! In that case, then I will satisfy you with nonsense.

"For the sake of such sincerity, I accepted you as a student. As long as you help me tear up that slut......" He pointed to You Longyang, who was holding the sign and swaying, "I will teach you all the skills of flirting with girls all my life." ”

"Good!" The gorilla didn't use his hands to support the ground, only relied on the strength of his legs, stood up straight, and said with monstrous killing intent: "How does the teacher want me to tear up the slut!" ”

"Have you ever eaten shredded cabbage?"

"I see."

As soon as Fan Jiaoxi wanted to leave, he was stopped by Ma Li: "Wait. ”

"What's wrong with the teacher?"

"Catch alive, I need you to tear the cabbage in front of me."

"No problem." After the gorilla finished speaking, it was like a rampaging tank, rushing towards You Longyang at full speed.

Although the rules of the fantasy world prohibit players from PK, I let the NPC attack you, so it's not against the law. Ma Kasa sat on the toilet with Erlang's legs crossed, waiting for the torn cabbage to come to the door.

……

The underground laboratory of the barbecue restaurant.

"Maiwen, did you see the souvenir I brought back from the Extreme Yang Temple?" Like a headless fly, Mai Wu flies around the laboratory looking for lost objects.

Maiwen, who was wearing a biohazard suit, looked at the centrifuge intently, and warned: "Don't go near here, the liquid in the centrifuge will have a chemical reaction with you." ”

"What do you mean?" Mai Wu did not listen to the dissuasion, and floated above Mai Wen's head.

"It means that just one drop can corrode a piece of your soul." After Maiwen and the other centrifuges stopped, they took out a test tube, the upper part of the test tube was a clear liquid, and the lower part was a rich dark green liquid.

Mai Wu was a little unhappy: "You either strike iron every day, or clean up these dangerous chemicals." Can't you fall in love like a normal person? The Mai family is the only one left with you to inherit the lineage, can you have a sense of responsibility! ”

(End of chapter)