Chapter 003: The Fat Man of the Tongue King (Ask for Collection)
It's crazy! He still dares to say the teacher's nickname?
However, Wang Fatzi was scolded, most people are still very happy, Wang Fatzi not only often hints at parents to give gifts, but also belittles the dragon clan in class, and vigorously preaches how foreign people are happy, such as country A is full of gold, the moon in country M is rounder than the dragon family, and the air in country E is sweet..., constantly instilling decadent and degenerate ideas into the teenagers of the dragon clan, especially for children like Wu Fan who have no money and no strength to go abroad, the psychological blow is even stronger!
Therefore, Wu Fan did not have the slightest sense of guilt for his own actions!
Before Wang Fatzi came to his senses, Wu Slag attacked again:
"Learn from high school as a teacher, be a model,
As a teacher,
Teach people the way and convince people to be virtuous,
The words are coarse, and the deeds are perverse,
Roll rough at every turn,
From time to time, I look for parents,
Why Lide,
How to slim down,
How to educate people? ”
Wu Fan said sharply, a storm of rhetoric!
Wang Fatzi was stunned for the second time and let go of his hands!
Who's rude, who's insulting the teacher in public, who's sleeping in class, snoring... Is the pharmacy Bilian okay?
Wang Fatzi looked at Wu Fan in disbelief, and his eyes were about to pop out.
"Hold the grass, when did this scum eloquence be so awesome."
"It's been struck, gibberish,
I still encounter ghosts and gods, and demons possess me. ”
"He must have been expelled from school, and no one can save him..."
"It's really self-inflicted..."
There was another commotion.
"It's you who sleep in class, it's you who insult the teacher first! Everything is because of you, and you dare to quibble! ”
Mr. Wang finally came to his senses.
"Fat Wang, when have I ever scolded you, as a teacher, how can you casually wronged a good student with a kind heart and a simple heart?"
Wu Fan pretended to be innocent!
The audience was dumbfounded, when did this kid have such thick skin, that innocent eyes, and his acting skills are outstanding!
Be kind to your sister, be simple to your sister!
Wang Fatzi almost squirted out a mouthful of fresh!
That's right, it's fresh feces, the stomach is no longer enough to vomit, and you have to vomit out all the things in the intestines to relieve the depression.
"How dare you call yourself Lao Tzu and say that you didn't scold me?"
"Are you a teacher?"
"So what?"
"Do you often say that master and apprentice are like father and son?"
"Yes! So you should respect the teacher even more! ”
"It is precisely because of respect for you that I call myself the son of the teacher, referred to as Lao Tzu!"
“… This... You...... I..."
Wang Fatty!
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"Lying on the grass, this is fine!"
"How did this scum become so witty, make an exception this time and give it a thumbs up!"
"This reaction is simply possessed by Cui Yongyuan!"
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Wu Fanxin said, Cui Yongyuan is a hair, Lao Tzu almost didn't vomit Cao Cao's blood back then!
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"Then how do you explain that you scolded me Wang Fat?"
"Are you surnamed Wang?"
"Yes!"
"Isn't it fat?"
"Yes!"
"Is it wrong to call you a fat man?"
"Even if it's right, you can't call it like that, these words are obviously insulting, you are so disrespectful, I'll take you to the principal's office to theorize!"
The angry Wang Fat Man wanted to catch Wu Fan again.
"Stop, Wang Fatzi, as a Chinese teacher, what kind of system does it become to use martial arts with students, do you want to prove that you can write and martial arts?"
Wu Fan reprimanded angrily.
"I didn't, I didn't!"
Wang Fatzi was actually brought into Wu Fan's rhythm.
No, the fat man shook his head and came to his senses.
"You actually said that I was fat, and I openly insulted the teacher, which is simply morally corrupt, I must take you to the principal!"
Wang Fatzi trembled with anger and panted heavily.
"I'm just stating the facts, but you think I'm insulting you, why is fat bad, why is fat insulting?"
Wu Fan is questioned again!
"Fat... Fat is dejorative...! ”
Wang Fatzi was speechless again.
"Fat is just a neutral adjective, but you treat it as a derogatory, as a teacher, wearing colored glasses to look at words, looking at students, can't distinguish right from wrong, confuse black and white,
Why Lide,
How to slim down,
How to educate people! ”
Wu Fan was impassioned and gushing.
Wang Fatzi's facial muscles kept twitching, and his raised hands were rested in mid-air, and it was not for him to put it down, nor was it to catch Wu Fan.
"Throughout the ages, how many fat heroes and fat heroes have been crisscrossing the wilderness and stirring up the storm.
Is NBA superstar O'Neal fat? But he can dominate the field, a pillar of optimism, unmatched, establish a dynasty, and achieve hegemony;
Is Jin Si fat or not? A young hero, who dominates Goryeo, looks down on the world, and submits to all the people;
Yang Yuhuan is not fat, talented and equal, was elected to the palace, often accompanied by the king, the mother of the world, and the reputation is spread;
Han Hong is not fat, a song of the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, high-pitched and loud, stunning the world, competing for praise, admired by people...;
There are countless cases like this, Wang Fatzi, I hope you don't take fat as a burden, work hard, and be a new person..."
A passionate speech shook all the students.
Several obese female classmates burst into tears with excitement and shouted.
"Wu Fan, you are the best, you finally said the heart of our fat man!"
"I finally have the motivation to move forward!"
"From today on, the old lady will not lose weight..."
"Wu Fan, I love you, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!"
"No, how can such a fat give birth to a monkey, Wu Fan, I want to help you give birth to a little fat pig...!"
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For a while, there was thunderous applause.
There are a lot of fat people in the class...
Fat Wang's eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, and he was stunned.
Where is this, what TMD is called hard work, and be a new person! mlgb's, why can't even people do it!!
"Fat Wang, let's go to class! Students' time is very precious, as a teacher, occupy everyone's time in class, deal with private matters, chatter, complain, how to establish morality, how to cultivate self, how to educate people? ”
Wu Fan said earnestly, and his tone softened a lot.
Wang Fatzi is completely messy, oh my God, what the hell is going on?
After a while, Wang Fatzi obediently returned to the podium, and he didn't know how he was brought back to the podium by Wu Fan.
Everyone was completely confused...
"Ding! User Wu Fan successfully solves the problem and is rewarded with a YY value of 10. ”
User: Wu Fan
YY value: 60
Constitution: 5 (Very Weak)
Soul Power: 5 (Very Weak)"
Hold the sun, I said how I was confused after only twenty minutes of learning! This physique, this divine soul power, is extremely poor, and it seems that I will have to strengthen my training in the future.
Between thoughts.
With a "bang", the door of the classroom was pushed open, and a middle-aged man came in, thin and tall, energetic, imposing, and not angry.
The person who came was President Liu Guangbei.
"It's not good, I just solved Wang Fatzi, and here comes Principal Liu, Principal Liu is not as easy to fool as Wang Fatzi."
Wu Fan secretly thought, and his heart beat a drum.
"Teacher Wang, what's the matter, there's a lot of commotion in the class!"
Principal Liu asked in a deep voice, full of energy!
"Principal Liu, Wu Fan sleeps in class, I care about him, he actually insults me, principal, you have to make the decision for me!"
Wang Fatzi looked very aggrieved, and finally had something to rely on, so he hurriedly ran over and grabbed Principal Liu's arm, just like the posture of an injured little woman!
"Classmate Wu Fan, is there such a thing?"
Although Principal Liu's face was kind, the compelling momentum unconsciously diffused, which made people feel shocked.
"Headmaster, I'm sleeping, but I can't help myself. Teacher Wang, as a teacher, students should find out the reason for sleeping, indiscriminately, splitting their heads and covering their faces is to get out, looking for parents, etc., how to establish morality, how to cultivate themselves, how to educate people? ”
Wu Fan is still full of words.
Ma Dan, can you change the word, you can't play like this, Wang Fatzi is bitter!
"Oh, Mr. Wang didn't ask you? Then I ask you why you sleep? ”
Principal Liu stared at Wu Fan.
"Okay, I believe that the respected President Liu will uphold justice and avenge my grievances.
Last night, I studied Chinese all night, in order not to drag the back of the class, I forgot to sleep and eat, did not waste the morning and dusk, wore the stars and the moon, read at night, hung the head on the beam, the cone was piercing, went to the toilet with language books, hungry, ate instant noodles, sleepy, smashed my head with my mobile phone, so I was extremely tired, resulting in class and sleep.
Dear Teacher Wang, don't you feel ashamed? In the face of such a hard-working, hard-working and adversarial student, you should not give him encouragement and comfort, but go up to reprimand, just pluck his ears, get out at every turn, find parents and the like, how to establish morality, how to cultivate self, how to educate people? ”
Wu Fanyi was righteous, his eyes were blazing, and his speech speed was like machine gun fire.
"Holding a big grass, this is not just shameless, it's simply shameless... What a model for our generation to learn! ”
"Bang bang!"
Driven by the fat classmates who were encouraged just now, there was another round of warm applause!
Teacher Wang was so angry that he trembled all over, and almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood spurting out.
"Okay, classmate Wu Fan, then tell me, how much did you score in the last Chinese exam?"
Principal Liu frowned slightly!
"43 points, it is precisely because of the delay of the class that I am ashamed and courageous, work hard, read at night, don't think about tea and dinner, can't sleep at night...!"
scored 43 for the 150-point question, but Wu Fan said it righteously and without shame!
"Oh, what have you learned by working so hard lately?"
Principal Liu squinted his eyes slightly, and the invisible coercion was like substance!
"I learned everything that Mr. Wang taught us!"
Wu Fan looked at Principal Liu's slightly changing expression and sensed that a storm was coming!
Wu Fan was smiling, calm and calm!
There is no way back, so why bother to leave a way back!
Wu Fan has already said no words!
"What a big breath! Young man, you will pay! ”
Principal Liu, who has a deep cultivation, has a gloomy face!
"I'm just stating the facts!"
Wu Fan's figure is erect, his face does not change, and his momentum is not inferior to Principal Liu.
"Teacher Wang, come here."
Principal Liu said.
"Headmaster just orders."
Wang Fatzi is full of smiles!
"He said he could do it, so you can test him casually!"
Liu Xiao's face was like stagnant water, and he couldn't see a trace of ripples.
Everyone knows that Wu Fan is in a catastrophe, his student career is about to end, and his part-time career is about to begin......
Even if the eloquence reaches the sky,
If the results are not good, it is no fun...!
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Don't just look at it, you can collect a collection and praise something, and the Nine Days Dance will be respectful first!