Chapter 004: Reciting Like a Flow (Asking for Collection)

There is no way back, so why bother to leave a way back!

Wu Fan couldn't have said it any more.

"It's not difficult for you, you just have to memorize Bai Juyi's "Song of Long Hatred" again!"

It's really self-inflicted, can't live, Wang Fatzi showed a faint evil smile!

Students who have studied Chinese know that the song of long hatred is one of the most difficult poems to memorize in the entire high school stage.

No more than three people in the entire class can recite it completely. The fat man had every reason to believe that Wu Fan could not complete it.

"Teacher Wang, isn't it a little difficult?"

Principal Liu frowned.

Principal Liu Guangbei, who has a deep knowledge of poetry and writing, it is impossible to recite a sentence correctly!

"Principal Liu, this is what I just said yesterday, and besides, this kid himself has said it, and he has learned it all, I don't think it's embarrassing for him!"

Finally seized an opportunity, how could Wang Fatzi let go easily, he couldn't wait to eat the meat and drink the blood and then hurry!

"Principal Liu, I also think it's inappropriate to take this test!"

Wu Fan seemed to have a difficult face.

"Hehe, arrogant guy, why did you admit it so quickly, and you have to pay the price for what you say!"

There was a hint of pride on the fat man's hideous face.

"Wu Fan, it's okay to suffer a little setback, there will be even greater setbacks waiting for you in the future!"

Principal Liu said earnestly.

This sentence also implies that Wu Fan will be expelled from school and end his student career.

"Principal Liu, don't get me wrong, I'm not repentant, I just think this topic is too simple!"

"It's so easy!"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience was in an uproar.

is not like that.

I praised you for your wit just now, and you will immediately become mentally retarded.

President Liu is here, and he dares to make a mistake.

No one will give birth to a monkey for you, you go and give birth to it yourself.

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There was an uproar in the classroom.

"Then you memorize, memorize a wrong word, get out immediately!"

Wang Fatzi was even more proud in his heart, who could stop him from looking for death.

"If I can't recite it, I'll get out of it immediately, so what if I can recite it?"

"I can recite it, I take the blame and resign!"

Wang Fatzi is full of grasp, how can a student who has never passed the language memorize such a difficult article, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if he can memorize it, it is impossible to be good at every word.

"Ahem, Principal Liu, Teacher Wang, in view of the fact that this topic is too simple, can I ask to recite it backwards?"

The class was in an uproar again, boosing!

This force has been installed in the sky, broken through the galaxy, and escaped gravity...

Everyone was dumbfounded and speechless.

"Hehe... Hehehehe, hehe! ”

Wang Fatzi seems to have heard the biggest joke in the world.

"If you can recite it backwards, I will kowtow to you on the spot to admit your mistake and call you teacher, okay, memorize it!

Principal Liu and all his classmates testified that he said it himself, but it wasn't me who wanted to drive him home! ”

Wang Fatzi gritted his teeth fiercely, with a little excitement in his heart, he finally got revenge, and he won't be able to see this scum from tomorrow.

Principal Liu's face was gloomy and he didn't say a word, this is not just bragging, it's just nonsense, nonsense, and running trains.

In the more than 20 years he has been in charge of the school, he has never encountered such an arrogant student, even if Bai Juyi himself wants to memorize his own works backwards, it is impossible, it is good to teach him a lesson today.

Although there are big names who ask Liu Guangbei to take care of this kid, but he is so dead, no one can do anything!

The worry on Hanyan's face before also turned into a face full of banter. How can there be such a person who does not know how to lift up and is shameless?

"Don't be surprised, headmaster, I'm just stating the facts!"

Wu Fan shrugged his shoulders, as if there was no such thing at all.

"I'm a big grass, this kid Tema's head is in the water, it's good to be able to recite ten or eight sentences on his back, and he has to recite it backwards!"

"Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, they are dead anyway, it is understandable to pretend to be forced!"

"People are about to die, and their forcing is also good, so watch him finish quietly."

The classroom gradually fell silent.

"You deserve to be fired, save yourself from seeing it!"

Niu Rong secretly rejoiced in her heart.

Wu Fan stepped onto the podium.

"Brothers and sisters, old and young masters, Radice Ander pillows, here is the moment to witness the miracle!"

Wu Fan's eyebrows fluttered, he was elated, and stretched out his hands to greet everyone, as if he didn't take this matter seriously at all.

"Ahem!"

Wu Fan cleared his throat and began to recite.

"Long Hate Song

(Tang) Bai Juyi

The parting words are re-sent, and there is an oath in the words.

But the heart of the religion is like Jin Tianjian, and the heavens and the earth will meet.

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"Wouldn't it? It's really backwards. ”

Wang Fatzi opened his mouth wide, kept swallowing saliva, and his expression was dull.

Ask yourself, after more than 20 years of teaching, this poem has already been memorized, but if you memorize it backwards, you can't be so fluent.

can actually recite more than a dozen sentences backwards.

Principal Liu's face also softened slightly. But I don't think he can really memorize it completely.

And he is full of emotion and feelings, as if he is in the poignant love between Tang Xuanzong and Yang Yuhuan.

"It's already okay, I've memorized more than 20 sentences upside down, I bet our class can do it with no more than three people!"

"I have never felt the artistic conception of this poem, and when I heard him recite it like this, I was almost moved to tears!"

"It's so picturesque, I can already feel Li Longji's heartache and helplessness at that time!"

"You are the king of a country, and you personally send your loved ones to Huangquan Road..., that feeling of powerlessness... Blue skinny, shiitake mushrooms! ”

Wave after wave of emotion came out.

"It seems that this wreck is still reluctant to give up on himself, otherwise how could he be so affectionate!"

Niu Rong thought passionately.

All the classmates, including Wang Bahao, who was in full bloom of chrysanthemums, all opened their eyes wide, opened their mouths wide, and held their breath.

The recitation continues!

However, the old things will be affectionate, and the alloy hairpin will be sent.

Looking back at the world, I didn't see Chang'an and saw the dust and fog.

The Zhaoyang Palace is full of love, and the sun and moon are long in the Penglai Palace.

Gazing at the king with affection, he said goodbye to the two dim.

Yurong is lonely and tears are dry, and pear blossoms bring rain in spring.

The wind blows the fairy robe fluttering, like a neon dress and feather dance.

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The cloud sideburns are half new to sleep, and the flower crown is not neat.

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The clothes are pushed and the pillow is hovering, and the silver screen of the bead foil is opened.

"This stinky boy, bad embryo, bastard, am I really wrong to blame him, how can he recite such a difficult poem so skillfully in such a short period of time, no, this kid must have memorized it before."

Han Yan's heart fluctuated, and his whole heart was also brought to the situation of the poem, and he was infected by the story and burst into tears.

"Impossible, impossible, this kid must have memorized it in advance!"

Teacher Wang's face was extremely ugly, and the fat on his face kept trembling.

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Hearing that the emperor of the Han family made him, he was frightened in the Jiuhua tent.

Jin Que West Chamber, knocking on the jade, transferred to the small jade to report the double success.

There is a character that is too true, and the appearance of snow skin is uneven.

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In the soil under Ma Wei's slope, there is no place for Yuyan to die.

Reciting this, Wu Fan actually shed tears, as if he had become Tang Xuanzong, and was helpless and lonely to the extreme in the face of the beautiful woman who committed suicide at the foot of Ma Wei's slope.

Han Yan was really deeply touched, and he didn't know that tears were pouring out. She is the representative of the Chinese class in the class, and she has the most profound experience of the artistic conception of poetry.

Wu Fan's sometimes hoarse catharsis, sometimes generous and sad expression, sometimes shallow singing and whispering appeals, coupled with the rational use of body language, make the whole process more infectious.

Even Niu Rong was a little ashamed at this time: "This decision is still too hasty, and it hits this kid so hard!"

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Looking back and smiling, the girls in the class have no color.

Wu Fan raised his eyebrows at Han Yan, who looked back at him in tears, and continued to recite.

No one thought that Wu Fan would come to such a sentence.

Han Yan reacted, and her pretty face turned red all of a sudden, this stinky embryo had just had a little good impression of Wu Fan, and it disappeared in an instant.

The rest of the students also recovered from the situation.

"Brute, dare to openly flirt with the goddess! I don't want to live anymore, do I! ”

"This crumb, this is a disguised way to say that we girls are ugly! You deserve to be dumped! ”

Some classmates whispered.

"Principal Liu, he is wrong, he is wrong."

Wang Fatzi screamed, as if he had grasped a life-saving straw.

"Principal, students, I think all the students in the school will know this famous sentence for the ages, you won't think that I really can't memorize it!"

Wu Fan said with a smile.

"Teacher Wang asked him to carry it on!"

Principal Liu looked at Fat Wang with a gloomy face.

The natural beauty is difficult to give up, and once chose to be on Wu Fan's side.

Wu Fan glanced at Han Yan again.

Bull big, big bull, big bull.

It doesn't matter in front of the school girl,

It doesn't matter in front of the whole class,

It doesn't matter in front of the fat man,

dared to be in front of Principal Liu,

Blatantly flirting with the school flower,

openly molested the daughter of business tycoon Jiang Yun.

Even if he memorizes it all, this matter is a big deal, and it will definitely be cleaned up very badly.

Wang Fatzi didn't stop him anymore and let him carry it.

Principal Liu was also a little displeased and shook his head gently.

"Stinky boy, I want you to look good!"

Han Yan hated and hated.

The Jiang family has a girl who has just grown up, and she is raised in the deep boudoir.

Wu Fan is heavy on color and thinks about the country, and he can't ask for smoke for many years.

Handsome pot beauties, where is the applause! ”

"Bang bang!"

The whole class blew up, and the applause was thunderous, shaking the entire teaching building.

Even Principal Liu had to admit that this was one of the most successful performances he had ever seen in his life.

And he was the worst student in the school.

This contrast makes the audiovisual more impactful.

"What if you recite it, you dare to be so bold as to be in front of Principal Liu and flirt with the school girl!"

Wang Fatzi held up a pregnant belly and said proudly.

"Teacher Wang, I have already told you, don't look at things with colored glasses, why did you lose your memory so quickly.

Everyone has the right to yearn for beautiful things, even you said that Hanyan is the school flower, so her beauty can be imagined.

And her beauty is not only superficial, but more importantly, her spiritual beauty.

When everyone despised me, insulted me, and abandoned me, it was this girl with an angelic holy heart who saved me, and with her help, I made great progress.

All classmates are equal, is it wrong for a poor student to express his admiration for a beautiful girl? Don't the other students want to do this! ”

"Think, think, think, think, we all want..."

The whole class echoed a chorus.

"Stinky boy, strangle you."

Han Yan's face was red and about to drip blood, and the anger just now disappeared in an instant.

That fleeting touch of style is enough to turn all beings upside down!

"Look, the eyes of the crowd are bright, do you mean that all the classmates are molesting her?"

"I... This..."

A Chinese teacher with outstanding eloquence has been scolded countless times today, and he has been held back countless times and unable to say a word.

"Ding, the user successfully completes the task and teaches the irresponsible teacher a lesson again, and the YY value is rewarded with 20

User: Wu Fan

YY value: 70

Constitution: 5 (Very Weak)

Soul Power: 5 (Extreme)"

The system prompt sounded, of course, this sound can only be heard by Wu Fan.

"Teacher Wang, I hope you will fulfill your original promise!"

Wu Fan's voice was still very calm.

The fat man looked at Principal Liu with frightened eyes, hoping to get help.

"Settle your own affairs!"

With a gloomy face, the headmaster slammed the door and walked away.

"Kneel, kneel, kneel, kneel..."

The sound is uniform, as if it has been rehearsed.

A mouthful of blood spurted out, and more than 200 catties of fat fell to the ground!

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