"Hello, I am from the Human Resources Department of Qin's Group, today is the last day to sign the contract, why didn't you come?"

"I'm sorry, I want to give up my position in your company." Ma Li, dressed in a T-shirt, stands on the roof of a two-story building in the urban village of Cuisine City.

After hanging up the phone, he felt very fucked, and finally stood out from the campus recruitment of the Qin Group. Of the 500 fresh graduates of the University of Salt University, after layers of screening, only three were hired, including him.

But now his future life has been disrupted.

[System prompt: The director has completed the site selection task of the Sanqing Office, and the newbie package has been stored in the system warehouse, and the punishment will be cancelled.] 】

Ma Kasa looked at his right hand, which had been dry and with age spots, and returned to normal.

Yesterday, a system emerged in Ma Li's body, saying that he would train himself to be a celestial master who subdued demons and subdued demons, exorcised ghosts and captured spirits. A task was also issued to set up an office within a day. Failure to do so will confiscate his girlfriend's 40-year life until the mission is completed. Under the influence of Marxist-Leninist Deng Mao's advanced thoughts, he did not believe in the existence of the system, thinking that he had auditory hallucinations. What's more, he doesn't have a girlfriend at all.

But after a day's delay, when he got up in the morning, he found that his right hand had actually aged.

Ma Li touched his girlfriend and couldn't help but feel, "For you, I used the money I earned from four years of college doing small business to rent this dilapidated house." Fortune 500 companies, I also gave up. ”

However, Mahata quickly broke away from his feelings of loss. Because of the change in his right hand, he was convinced that the system really existed. Life may not be bad in the future.

He goes to the system warehouse, opens the bundle, and looks at the people panel.

Name: Magasa

Age 23 years old

Rank junior Taoist child

Physical fitness 0.8 (1 for healthy averages)

Skill: Tianyantong Level 1 (can be used three times a day, five minutes each time, and can observe the invisible state of the ghost.) ), stealth level 1 (can be used three times a day for one minute each.) ), Transcendence Charm Level 1 (must be used by the Goblin if the Goblin is willing. Can be used repeatedly until the energy is exhausted. ), Diarrhea Curse Level 1 (can be used twice a day. ）

After reading the skill introduction, a crow flew over his head, "It looks very powerful, but it is not an egg." Ma Li felt like a piano girl in an auxiliary outfit, going to kill the dragon alone. Before he could savor the skill, the system released another task.

[A small step of the Heavenly Master, a big step of the Dao Tong, the purification of ghosts and demons is often opened. Spend more than one geist in a week. Skill points and XP are awarded upon completion. If the mission fails, the director will age by twenty years for a year. 】

Twenty years old? Isn't that middle-aged? The standard configuration of middle-aged men is Mediterranean with beer belly, which is terrifying. Ma Kasa quickly drove the image out of his mind.

Although the mission period is one week, the early completion of the task is the peace of mind. Now there is a key point, where to find the geist? Ma Li thought about it for a while and decided on it.

"That's it."

After the sun set, the horse hat was open, and Alto, who was ringing everywhere except for the horn, came to his alma mater in the western suburbs, Salt University. Among the supernatural stories he knows, the most ghosts appear in the girls' dormitory where the pen fairy plays, the girls' dormitory where people have hanged themselves, and the girls' bedrooms where someone cuts their veins and dies. He believes that it must be the strong smell of blood in the girls' dormitory that attracts the ghosts, so there are many ghost legends in the girls' dormitory.

Ma Li sat in the car and observed the girls' dormitory, and the energetic figures of the students loomed in the corridor. "I really want to visit the girls' dormitory, no, I'm here to help the girls and solve the dilemma." A few minutes later, he pushed open the door and walked to the girls' dormitory. As he was about to enter the dormitory door, he quickly turned around and walked to the car.

"Aunt Zhang, the goddess of the female house, is still there." After Ma Li got into the car, he glanced at the figures of the students, and then at Aunt Zhang, who was practicing military physical skills at the door of the dormitory.

"Well, let's change places, with her as the door god, male mosquitoes can't fly into the girls' dormitory."

Ma Li continued to drive to a school building. He wasn't sure there must be ghosts in the girls' dormitory, but he was 100% sure that there was something unclean in the building.

The design of this building is extremely unreasonable, and the five-story building actually has only five toilets. Men's toilets on the second, third and fourth floors, and women's toilets on the first and fifth floors.

Therefore, there are often long queues in the women's toilets and no one in the men's toilets. The school completely ignores the biological differences between men and women, and ignores the convenience of girls, which takes much longer than the boys. This is disrespectful to women, and Ma Li is extremely disgusted, so he once gave a speech at the scholarship conference "Equality between men and women starts from the toilet". aroused a strong reaction from the teachers and students of the school. Afterward......

His position as vice president of the student council was revoked.

Ma Li felt that if he hadn't been removed back then, he should have been able to become the chairman, although he didn't use fart in life, but at least on the job resume, it was a good shining point.

He reminisced as he walked to the door of the women's restroom on the fifth floor. He came to the women's toilet on the fifth floor, not because he was attracted by the smell of blood, but because the women's toilet on the fifth floor was a nightmare for all girls.

The girls who studied on the fifth floor at night had to hold back even if they were anxious to urinate and ran to the first floor. Even if you stand in line, you will only go to the toilet on the first floor. Because there is a legend in the women's toilet on the fifth floor, whenever a girl is here to be convenient, a ghost hand will stick out from the wall behind her, and then something terrible will happen.

This is the ghost legend that Ma Li is most impressed by, so he decided that the first time the director of the Sanqing Office overtook the ghost, he started with the women's bathroom. As for the ghosts in the girls' dormitory, let them live a few more days.

In order to prevent a bold girl from coming to the toilet on the fifth floor and causing unnecessary misunderstandings, Ma Li knocked on the toilet door and said, "No one, I'm going to clean the toilet." ”

No one answers, and that's good.

He pressed the light switch, but there was no response. Although there were no lights, the moonlight tonight was enough for him to observe the environment. To the left of the toilet door, there is a sink. The mirror above the sink still has a lot of lipstick marks left by the schoolgirl. There is a window on the upper right side of the washbasin from which the moonlight is coming in. To the right of the toilet gate, there are four squatting pits that are divided into separate spaces.

He used the first-level Tianyan Tong, which could last for five minutes, and looked around the toilet, but unfortunately found nothing. Is it behind a partition door?

In Ma Li's mind, various stories of opening the door and killing appeared. Every seemingly safe environment hides a crisis. Goblin doors always like to hide behind the door, waiting for the careless to push the door open, and then kill the person who opened the door. In order to avoid opening the door to kill, Ma Kasa used stealth techniques. Then slowly push open the first partition door, and there is no anomaly. Pushed open the second door and found nothing. Wait, the gap between the partition between the second and third squatting pits reveals a hint of red light, there is a situation!

Ma Kasa stood in front of the third door and swallowed. It's coming, and we're going to meet. Ma Li clenched his fists, feeling his heart about to jump out, after all, he was inevitably a little nervous for the first time. "Squeak~ya~" Ma Li opened the third door, only to see a girl wearing headphones in her ears, holding a mobile phone and moving up and down, left and right.

"Whew~ It turned out to be a human." Ma Li breathed a sigh of relief and made a false alarm, the red light she saw before was only the light on the screen of the girl's mobile phone.

Song Qingqing was extremely scared at this time, she put her back against the wall and looked at the door with wide eyes. The toilet door opened by itself, and there was something to talk about. If someone hadn't put a red envelope in the women's toilet on the fifth floor, he wouldn't have followed the virtual reality of [Red Envelope Go] to grab the red envelope software and ran to the forbidden place on campus.

Song Qingqing regrets it very much now, she really shouldn't have come here for the red envelope. She hurriedly turned on the flashlight of her mobile phone and shone it out the door. With a crying voice, he shouted, "Who? Who's out there? ”

And the perpetrator, Ma Li, ran out of the toilet in three or two steps a long time ago, and the stealth and Tianyantong just happened to be in time and disappeared. "It's good that there is stealth, otherwise it would have been discovered." He was a little ashamed, he was just here to hunt ghosts, not to be a pervert.

At this time, the women's toilet screamed again, "Ghost, help!" Ahhh Then there was the sound of wooden planks being smashed in the toilet, and then there was no sound from the toilet again.

Ma Kasa retracted her steps and turned back to rush back to the women's bathroom. I saw Song Qingqing fall to the ground with her eyes closed, and the toilet door that had cracked under her was underneath.

Ma Li helped her up with his left hand and patted her face with his right hand, "Classmate, are you okay?" Song Qingqing sighed and slowly opened her eyes. Ahhhh Song Qingqing screamed, holding Ma Li's right hand with both hands.

"You, you, let go! I'm not a ghost. Ma Li felt like her hand was going to be broken, and this girl's hand was like a vice.

"Huh?" Song Qingqing looked at Ma Li carefully, squeezed his right hand again, and said excitedly, "It's Senior Equality." It's really an equal senior, exactly like in the photo. My name is Song Qingqing and I am a junior this year. ”

Ma Li gritted his teeth and said, "You Barbie King Kong, quickly release your hands." "If you don't let go, your hand is really going to break.

Song Qingqing let go of his hand and took off the headphones, "Senior Equality, what did you say?" I didn't hear it just now. ”

"I said, I heard you calling for help outside, so I ran in." Ma Li put his hand behind his back and rubbed it, his right hand was really about to break.

"I shouldn't have come here for the red envelope." Song Qingqing hugged Ma Li's arm, pulled him, and walked out of the toilet. "Senior, let's go, there's something scary here."

You're a terrible girl! She hugged her arm, and if she was as excited as she had just been, it would snap off with a clatter. Ma Li comforted her: "It's okay, don't be afraid, you let go of your hand." ”

"Senior, don't, I have a sense of security by holding it like this. Let go of your hand, I'm afraid. After speaking, Song Qingqing's whole person was attached to Ma Li's arm. He no longer persuaded her to let go, as the Magdeburg hemisphere was squeezing his arm. The formula of pressure, pressure, and force area, which made him addicted. If you break your arm, break it!

After walking for a while, Song Qingqing's body trembled a little, "Ping...... Equal seniors. ”

Ma Lisa came to his senses from the pressure formula, "What's wrong?" ”

"We've just gone. Walked out of the toilet. Song Qingqing's body trembled even more, and she hugged the horse more and more tightly.

Although the pressure and force area are increasing at the same time, the question of whether the pressure will become larger or smaller is still put aside. Ma Lisa bit the tip of his tongue and woke himself up from the Magdeburg hemisphere. He looked around and noticed that something was wrong. After walking for a long time, they were still in the toilet.

Ghost hitting the wall? Ma Li used the first-level Sky Eye to observe the surroundings.

"Bang" toilet door closes automatically. The light tubes on the ceiling, which had not been lit all along, began to flicker and make a sizzling electric sound.

"Hell!" After Song Qingqing screamed, she fell unconscious again. Ma Li hurriedly put one hand around her, and then took off his own clothes.