Chapter 2: The First Encounter with the Supernatural
Ma Li put the clothes on Song Qingqing's head, and then put her on the ground. He shook his head, he was so afraid of ghosts, and he dared to come here, the temptation of red envelopes was too strong.
He walked to the toilet door and tried to open it, but the doorknob wouldn't twist at all. He raised his foot and kicked the door hard, but he was knocked to the ground and fell hard.
Ma Li got up and rubbed his head, took out his mobile phone, and found that there was no signal, and it seemed that he could not ask the police uncle for help.
He thought about banging on the door and shouting for help, but the idea was abandoned. First, few people dare to pass through this forbidden place on campus; Second, he didn't want to make tomorrow's shocking headlines - a lonely man and a widow were locked in the toilet, and they actually did that kind of thing!
The "pop" lamp suddenly burst open, and Song Qingqing was right under the lamp.
Before Ma Li could think about it, his body instinctively rushed over to help Song Qingqing block the falling glass slag. "There's something wrong, bullying a girl, kind of coming to me." Ma Li shook off the glass shards on his body and pointed his middle finger at the ghost who didn't know where it was. As if hearing it, the goblin opened the fourth partition door that Mahata had not examined.
"Is this an invitation to me?" Ma Kasa checked his skills, and now there are two more stealth and Sky Eye Communication.
He stealthily walked into the fourth partition, and the door closed automatically. He pushed the door and found it wouldn't open. After a minute, the invisibility effect wore off, and he tensed his nerves to watch for a goblin that might pop up out of nowhere.
"Will I come in and do nothing?" Ma Kasa bit his lower lip, according to the legend of the toilet ghost hand, the ghost hand comes out when people go to the toilet. It seems that you have to pretend to go to the toilet to do it.
Ma Kasa faced the door, crouched on the urinal, and waited for a few more minutes, but the ghost hand did not appear.
Could it be that the ghost is targeting that girl? Unable to wait any longer, Mahata was going to climb over the partition and get out. But as soon as he wanted to get up, his shoulders were held down by a pair of strong hands. Before he could turn around, another pair of hands grabbed his cheek, making it impossible for his head to move.
The horse hat grabbed the hands on his cheeks, trying to break them open, but the hand did not move.
"Hey, it's so smooth." Ma Li couldn't help but caress these hands, these ghost hands are not badly maintained. Ma Li suddenly felt a tingling in his cheeks, and he felt the sharp nails of Ghost Hand's hands, which were poking him in the face.
"Okay, I just don't touch it." He took his hand away, and the tingling was gone.
A woman's feminine voice sounded behind him: "Do you want toilet paper?" A hand with red nail polish and a ball of toilet paper appeared on Mahata's right.
Makasa's body and head were immobilized, and he could only observe the hand with his peripheral vision, "Why don't you wear nail polish on your middle finger?" β
Ma Li's hand seemed to tremble when he saw it, but it didn't answer Ma Li's question, but still repeated: "Do you want toilet paper?" β
I really want to understand what I'm saying, and try again, "Can you let me overtake you?" β
"Do you want toilet paper?" The ghost still asked.
Are you a repeater? Only this sentence will be repeated. Can't delay here any longer, there's a comatose schoolgirl outside. "Can you let me out?"
"Do you want toilet paper?"
Do you have to answer questions? Mahata's reply was, "No." β
"Do you want toilet paper?"
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I can't communicate at all, I say no, and I still have to ask, can I only answer "yes"? I don't have the ability to protect the body, and I don't have the skills to invade all ghosts. Answer "yes", maybe just gameover.
It seems that there are two choices, but in fact, one is an invalid choice, and the other is a mortal choice. It's like a couple quarreling, the ultimate weapon for girls to win, "Do you love me or not?" At this time, to say "not to love" is to die. And saying "love" is an invalid answer. Because she will continue to say "you love me, why don't you tolerate me, you don't love me at all." "When this kind of conversation happens, you can only follow the girl's words and change the topic. Or come to a wall knock, kiss her, and gag her.
But Ma Li has no intention of killing a ghost. However, he found a trace of inspiration from the quarrel between lovers, and guided the other party to shift the question without giving it a clear answer.
"I'm going to..."
The ghost handed the paper to Masa.
"Unopened toilet paper." After Ma Li finished speaking, the ghost hand took it back. It seems to be useful, but why are the hands on the shoulders and faces still there?
Not long after, the ghost hand reappeared, holding an unopened roll of web and handing it to Mahata. The question has finally changed: "Do you want a brand new unopened one?" βγ Is there really one? The death option to avoid it seems to be the right thing to do, and nothing worse is happening at the moment.
"You're inferior toilet paper, and the talcum powder is all spilled. Is there any better paper? "Ma Kasa decided to take advantage of the victory and chase after him, looking for more loopholes in this ghost.
The ghost hand took out another roll, "Do you want branded toilet paper?" β
"I've used this kind of paper. It's too rough and will bruise your buttocks. β
"Do you want super flexible toilet paper?" Ghost hands take out new toilet paper.
"This paper is too white, and too much fluorescent agent is added, which will cause cancer when used."
"Do you want soft, fluorescent-free toilet paper?" The ghost hand crumbles on a roll of Japanese-wrapped toilet paper.
Ma Li's eyes saw that the blood vessels in the ghost's hands were bursting, and he couldn't hold on? I'm just getting started.
"This brand is made of Radiant Island, and there is radiation. Anything else? β
The ghost hand disappeared for several minutes before it appeared, and the ghost behind the horse hat roared in a hoarse voice: "Safe and radiation-free!" Soft and fluorescent-free! Brand new! Unopened toilet paper is not required! Do you want! β
Looks like it's about to explode, refuel it. "Coincidentally, I've used this kind of paper again, it's too thin and easy to break. Have you ever ... β
The ghost interrupted him, "Crazy! Why is there so much! The ghost smashed the paper on the ground, "It's easy to cut, you can stack a few more layers, okay?" Okay no! It said, tapping its hand on the ground.
The restraints on the horse's body disappeared with the roar of the ghost. He turned to look at the wall, he had been curious, and the toilet asked if the ghost of paper looked like when he fell to the ground.
But I only saw the angry ghost hand, slapping the ground. I can only see the upper arm of the ghost hand attached to the wall, is the body hiding in the wall? Ma Kasa grasped the ghost hand with both hands, stepped on the wall with his left foot, and stood steady on his right foot. Then he kicked hard with his left foot, only to hear a "pop", and he rolled out of the partition with his ghost hand.
Pulled out!
He opened the eye of heaven and looked at the hand, there was no hidden ghost hiding in the severed upper arm, and then looked at the wall behind the urinal, was it still hiding in the wall?
He said to the wall, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect your arm to break so easily." Can you let me go over it? I'll give you back an arm. β
"I can't." The ghost's voice came from the middle of his arm. Ma Kasa lowered his head and looked at the ghost hand, "Could it be that your body is just a hand?" β
The ghost hand broke free from the horse's embrace, and his middle and ring fingers supported him like feet. With its hands turned away from the horse, it said, "Why am I answering your question?" Every time I ask you humans if you want toilet paper, you just scream. It's really rude. β
Ahh Ma Kasa heard something interesting from his words. He pointed to himself, "Look at me, at least I didn't yell at you." β
The ghost hand floated and raised his middle finger at the horse's hatβthe one that didn't have nail polish. "You're not human, would normal people be like you, even picking toilet paper?"
Ma Li spread his hands and made a helpless expression, "I don't want to pick either, but I'm a Virgo." With that, he grabbed the ghost hand again. Very few people come to this toilet, and you can't hurt a few people. It's better to let me overtake you, reincarnate in a crowded toilet, and be a ghost. β
Taking advantage of the distraction of the ghost hand, Ma Lisa hugged the ghost hand, and it lay in Ma Li's arms, did not struggle, but said in a tone of self-reproach: "I never thought of harming people. Never! β