Chapter 36: Chatter
The lewd man crouched down and reloaded the completely deformed pastries on the plate, looking at him distressed, and thinking that he was picking up a broken precious crystal.
Perhaps in order to better confirm Yun Qi's previous imagination, at the moment when the lewd man got up and stepped forward, because of the sudden shortening of the distance, Yun Qi's not very sensitive nose caught a faint smell of tobacco.
Just by smelling it, you know where he smokes low-quality tobacco.
How could a guy who exudes obscenity all over his body be such a gorgeous and lovely artificial human servant as Helena?
Helena spread her hands helplessly and pursed her lovely lips: "It's none of my business, you know, except for the first android controlled by us, everything else is beyond our control, including their abilities, appearances, and ...... Nature! ”
Yun Qi noticed that when Helena said the word "character", she obviously made a slight shaking movement, which was very small, but she couldn't escape Yun Qi's talent for capturing micro-expressions.
It seems that the lewd Oriental man in front of him is an accidental product of Helena.
It's just that he can't understand why such a failed product was kept by his master.
"I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Caesar, if you can't remember, you can call me another name."
Yun Qi listened to the lewd man's chatter about himself, and subconsciously replied: "What name?"
"Handsome and chic, a pear blossom pressed begonia, a jade tree in the wind and a race of Panan's Gaius. Julius. Caesar. ”
As he spoke, he held a plate of filthy pastries in one hand, and took off his tall chef's hat with the other, revealing a greasy gray hair, as if to confirm the title of "a pear blossom pressing a begonia".
Yun Qi suddenly felt the urge to vomit, and it was like spitting out thirteen shells from different regions.
The look in Helena's eyes became strange.
Feel Yun Qi's scorching eyes. Helena also looked helpless:
"Don't get me wrong, I'm a person...... Oh, it should be a clever and eloquent servant, except that he is more different in appearance, and his ideological jump span is a little large, and he has some chatter. There are no drawbacks. ”
"Thank you, master, for the compliment, although I have reservations about your wording." This self-proclaimed Leonardo. Mr. Caesar of DiCaprio responded hoarsely to his master's comments.
"Alright, shut your mouth for me! If you say a little more, for the rest of your time, you will be responsible for the hygiene of the room, and the bathroom will be your main focus. Helena couldn't bear it.
Caesar wanted to express her inner protest, but Helena threw out another sentence: "If you speak again, Tie Feng and his room are also included."
This time. Caesar completely closed the big mouth that had not stopped since he went out.
"My servant was obtained by accident more than two months ago, and with his inferior attributes, he was destined to not escape the fate of returning to the furnace, but Yiyi likes the first-hand dishes he makes, and I also let him stay for the sake of Yiyi waiting for the iron blade alone in the space."
Yun Qi nodded, Helena's decision couldn't be said to be wrong.
Tie Feng is the only attacking force in the team that charges forward (replacing Yun Qi's protective position with Xiu Jianming. Or maybe Iron Blade can finally show his melee value), he must be the object of special care.
And Yiyi smiled and worried. That's what Tie Feng cares about the most.
Helena chose to stay as a cook, naturally with the aim of appeasing the heart of a good father.
It's just that Helena didn't expect that one of her right choices would cause a lot of unnecessary trouble.
Caesar's verbosity was good for a heart-to-heart chat with the bored Yiyi, but when he appeared in front of Helena and the others. This talent becomes an ordeal.
"Now that I'm back, aren't you going to deal with this little trouble?" Yun Qi made a suggestion very tactfully.
Helena said, "Since it's just a small trouble, why bother with it." Yiyi and he talked to him quite well, and he can't say that there are no merits......"
"It's just a cook," Yun Qi glanced meaningfully at Caesar, who was glaring at him. The emphasis added: "It's still a third-rate cook who doesn't have much use and only makes noise in his ears."
In particular, the word "noise" accentuated the voice, and Helena began to feel a little excited.
She couldn't ignore Yun Qi's opinion, not to mention, the room was so small, and she lived under the same eaves with a man, which was not a long-term time after all.
Although her other true servant, the Predator, was temporarily retained on the floor of Iron Blade by her for a lame reason, however, aliens are always aliens, and the wariness generated by them is very subtle.
As soon as he heard Yun Qi's suggestion to his beautiful master to "deal with" himself, Caesar could no longer control his tightly closed mouth.
It's a matter of life and death, even if it's just a mouse, and it also has to make a protest for the upcoming fate, not to mention that Caesar thinks that his status is much higher than that of a mouse.
"Sir, a person's value cannot be reflected in simple ability, if the value of life is priceless, you have no reason and no right to deprive a good soul of the right to live, not to mention, without me, your little Yiyi must be very sad. You know that the thick man who is full of muscles in Tie Feng's head doesn't know how to comfort the soul of a lovely girl, and more importantly, Tie Feng's guy is too small, you should know that staying alone in a quiet secret room for a long time can easily cause lesions in people's brain nerves and confusion in consciousness, and the depression that has been tormenting human society is one of the main culprits that destroy modern human life, and its ranking is still above car accidents and military conflicts......"
Once the chatterbox was opened, Caesar's endless words were always in my ears
Yun Qi's face became more and more ugly, and Caesar's chatter could no longer be simply classified as noise, it was simply hundreds of flies flying around in his ears all the time, not only annoying, but also disgusting.
Yun Qi suddenly turned to Helena and said, "Your Caesar seems to have a good point......
Caesar listened to the first half of the sentence, and immediately jumped up more than a meter in joy, almost knocking the gray hair of his head into a hole in the ceiling that did not look very solid.
"You are so wise and powerful, this is the most correct decision I have ever heard from you. I, the great and wise Gaius. Julius. Caesar, I have decided to give you a hymn that I have composed to express my hundred approvals for you! ”
However, before Caesar's broken gong voice sounded, Yun Qi swallowed back the performance that was about to blurt out in the next sentence. (To be continued.) )