Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Servants of the White Pickup
"Helena, or spare the life of dear Mr. Caesar, but I think a Caesar who cannot speak is more lovely than a nagging who never knows what it is to shut up."
As he spoke, Yun Qi did not forget to add body language, took out his index finger, and made a singing gesture between his throat.
"No, you said you left me alive, how can you go back on your word! Do you samsars only observe the superficial form of the contract, but never understand the true meaning of the spirit of the contract? "Caesar jumped higher.
"No, dear Mr. Caesar, I will not break my promises, though I have never promised you anything. I just said very clearly, as long as you perform a little surgery on your vocal cords that is simpler than cutting appendicitis, I believe that your loveliest side will be completely displayed in front of me. ”
"Surgery!? Oh, I hate that word. It reminds me of the sinful act of harvesting bile from live bears. I will not allow such an act to befall me. ”
"Mr. Caesar, it seems that you do not have the right of veto!" Yun Qi said with a smile.
"Natural rights, friend, you can't deprive me of the right to veto." Caesar blushed and argued for his "rights."
"Natural human rights? Sounds good, well, then from now on, I am your God, enjoy the rights I have given you! ”
Yun Qi's brazenness directly stunned Caesar there. Although it is only a short 0.5 seconds, it can make people invincible and stunned, which is also unprecedented.
Finally, Caesar muttered in a low voice, "Damn, meet something more shameless."
Fortunately, Caesar's mouth was extremely pure, and after a little relief, he looked at Yun Qi left and right for a while, and finally determined something. He breathed a sigh of relief and continued his "right" argument:
"Even if you are a god and you don't have the tools for surgery, who can guarantee the execution of Heaven's will, don't tell me that you go back and prepare slowly, if you come with a small scalpel and are not ready. It can be seen that you are not omnipotent at all, you ......"
Caesar was halfway through his words, and he could not go on any longer.
In front of him, a large knife with a black metallic color swayed in Yun Qi's hand.
The appearance of this "scalpel" shows that the omniscient heaven has been planning for Caesar's transformation for a long time.
Under the flickering of the cold sword light, Caesar vaguely felt a faint murderous aura. Thinking of Yun Qi's vow just now to use the iron knife used to shred the corpse to drive the operation for his own voice, his body couldn't help but tremble.
Yun Qi still thought that the threat just now was not weighty enough, and danced back and forth in front of Caesar with murderous energy.
This became the last straw that overwhelmed Caesar's spiritual defense.
Caesar threw his hands into the sky, screamed and turned and fled into the kitchen.
With a bang, the door slammed shut, closing the last dessert that was still being cooked in the kitchen.
Ironically, Caesar thought that the frosted glass door could withstand the attacks of D-class melee weapons.
Yun Qi danced a knife flower in a dashing manner. A meaningful wink at Helena:
"Look, now the whole world is finally pure."
Helena looked into Yun Qi's eyes again. Not surprise, not worship, not gratitude, but burning joy.
She took an arrow step, and her bumpy and light body brought out a long line of fragrance in the air. Flew into Yun Qi's arms.
The two hadn't hugged each other like this for a long time.
Use your muscles to feel the body temperature at such a close distance, enjoy the hormonal breath of the opposite sex emanating from the other person's body, lick and eat the warm and delicious fragrance on the tip of the other person's tongue, close your eyes, and fantasize about the wonderful things that go further.
In Yun Qi's hand constantly wandering around his waist. When she was about to slide into the sensitive area, Helena suddenly pushed Yunqi away.
"Someone, now is not the time for children to have private affairs." Helena glanced apprehantly in the direction of the kitchen.
Yun Qi let out a stupid "oh", he knew that today's incident was messed up by Caesar!
"I think you should really think about what I just suggested." Yun Qi looked at the closed kitchen door with resentful eyes.
Helena burst out laughing, she had never seen him so out of shape and helpless since she had known Yun Qi.
"I think you're the only one who can suppress him, so it's better to do this, Caesar and I don't fit to live together after all, so you can 'keep' it on your behalf."
"Custody?" Yun Qi's mouth opened wide! He didn't want to live with that slut, it was going to cost him a long life.
However, after thinking about it, I felt that Helena's words were not unreasonable.
At least in Yun Qi's opinion, living in a cramped house with lonely men and widows is an unforgettable heart disease for him after all. This is true even if that person is an artificial person.
Although, as the master, Helena's order is an irreversible holy decree for androids, but subconsciously, Yun Qi has regarded her as his own forbidden body, where can anyone else be involved, even a servant.
It's not about the amount of energy, it's about the principle!
"Good...... Let's ......" Yun Qi finally said two words with difficulty, and his helplessness can be compared to any boss battle (except for Leo's).
What Yunqi didn't expect was that Helena really handed over Caesar to herself, and the trading box that popped up in front of her showed that androids were also a kind of commodity.
But if you think about it, doesn't Yuri the Mole resell androids in space to make a fortune, doesn't it mean that androids can actually be traded?
[You get the android minion given by the number B2288, because it is a trading relationship, your minion Caesar's loyalty is 40 points, please increase the loyalty of the android servant.] 】
[Note: The initial loyalty of androids is 50 points, and when the loyalty is below 50, they may betray you in battle at any time.] Increase the loyalty of your minions as soon as possible. 】
[Evaluation: Loyalty is because the chips for betrayal are not enough, please increase the chips of your subordinates!] That would be the best guarantee of loyalty. 】
After the transaction was completed, Yun Qi habitually looked at Caesar's attributes.
He didn't have much expectations, after all, he was just an artificial human, and his attributes and skills couldn't be compared to mercenaries at all.
However, under Caesar's pitiful basic attributes, in addition to the unsurprisingly additional cooking ability, there is also a talent called "erudition".
"Erudite? What kind of bird thing is this? ”
Now, he seemed to understand a little bit of why Caesar was babbling and talking all the nonsense where it came from.
Sure enough, the more knowledge you have, the more reactionary you are!
Of course, only here is the general term slave. (To be continued.) )
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