112, Kunlun Sword Immortal
Lanroster Shop.
Peggy was finishing dinner and packing up the store, and to her surprise, Bank actually came back after a while.
Seeing that his face was blue and swollen, Peggy laughed at him, but there was no resentment, because she knew that ordinary people could not really hurt Bank no matter what.
With a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, Bank flirted with Peggy while slowly healing himself, and in a matter of seconds, he regained his handsome and evil appearance.
After a few frolicks, Bank once again succeeded in driving Peggy mad, and then, after apologies, Bank chose to stay away from the powder keg for a while and went to his castle.
In the basement, two weak but stubborn light sources are tenaciously sweeping away the darkness, blooming with their own unique brilliance, dyeing the basement blue.
This is the Ark reactor of the mourning whip, and the new reactor of Lao Tie 6 standing on the side.
Bank had earlier made adjustments to the basement.
Today's "loot wall" is no longer divided into decent and villainous, but all of them are quietly hung on the same wall in the order of collection.
On the walls, in order, are placed separately -
Depleted uranium shells, Iron Overlord's helmet, abominable bone spurs, Mourning Whip's Ark Reactor, Mourning Whip's Iron Whip, Widow's Sister's clothes......
That's right, the widow's clothes are also among them, and it was the last time someone else left it in her car.
It's still the full set of kinds.
How complete?
In short, it is very complete, more complete than you can imagine.
In addition to these six objects, Bank was also very obsessive, enlarged the Eternal Spear inserted in his earlobe to the size of half a meter, and then placed it on the right side of the widow's clothes.
Then he said to Lao Tie Six: "Lao Tie, stand on the right." ”
Lao Tie Six did not answer, but directly carried out the order, walked to the right side of the Eternal Spear, and stood quietly.
Bank touched his chin and looked at these eight objects with great satisfaction, all of which were the result of his hard work.
Very memorable.
After a few more seconds of obscenity with Thanos's Infinity Gauntlet, Banker estimated that Peggy's anger must not have subsided, and he didn't bother to go up and find it uncomfortable.
So Bank ordered Lao Tie No. 6 to kneel on the ground, crossed his legs, sat on his back, and played with his mobile phone.
Convention.
It's the scolding of the American brain-dead troll with the screen name "Clown Murderer".
Banker and the idiot usually squirt every day, and after seven or eight o'clock of the meal, it's time to talk in the swear words of various countries.
The funny thing is that because Bank and Tony went to the waves today, plus they were detained by the police for an hour, they missed the normal time point of spraying with them.
The information pushed by this "clown murderer", in addition to Fack, Bichi and the like, there is actually a slightly caring message, mixed in, to the effect that it is probably -
"Guardian dog, stupid, miscellaneous, what's wrong today? Could it be that something has happened? If you want to open a little, things in life are unsatisfactory...... Ahh Are you afraid of me? Falk Squid! ”
Banker smiled, typed quickly on his phone, and the swear words of various countries jumped on the paper, and the artillery fire was endless, and then he clicked send.
Really.
It didn't take long for the "clown murderer" to reply to the message, and in addition to the low-end Bichi, Fake, etc., he even added a few new words of filth and urine that were stained with feces and urine.
The two of them started their daily "discussion" again, killing equally, in the dark, the sun and the moon were dark, attracting countless onlookers and reports on the forum.
The two of them also agreed, if this post is reported and deleted, they will change the forum again, or add instant communication friends, and continue to talk away.
Or directly make an appointment to destroy the other party's humanity.
In short, after more than half an hour of fighting, today's daily spray has come to an end for the time being, and Bank angrily typed the last sentence "Lao Tzu is going to pick out your eyeballs and stuff them into your ass", and then exited the forum page.
Then the two tacitly agreed not to send messages to each other anymore and began to dive.
Bank was also bored browsing various forums, searching for posts about the "Patron of the Earth".
Looking at the promotional poster of his Demon God Body, the more Bank looked at it, the more cool he felt.
There is a good saying, standing on the cusp of the storm, pigs can fly.
Not to mention the body of a demon god who is full of appearance and has the power of destroying the world.
Under the support of various governments, Banker became the world's number one idol, and that was a sure thing.
While visiting the forum, Bank admired the monstrous divine power of the Angry God King that day, and enjoyed the praise of netizens all over the world.
If there are 10,000 people who praise, there will naturally be one person black, which is unavoidable.
But that's just a very small number and can be ignored.
And once there is a post that hacks him, almost all the comments below are for him to speak, and even for him, the people who hack him are scolded to death.
So Banker won't catch anyone, so he will go and scold him, he is usually too lazy to deal with these people, and the "clown murderer" is just that he thought it was funny at the time, and he just returned a few words.
Although his face was angry, if he really was angry, it was complete.
With his current position, he can still say a few words when he is interested, which is also completely hidden in the city's attitude to life.
If you are really stupid enough to scold those little people to the point of righteous indignation, red face and red ears, and even angry, then it is not a neurosis, but a stupidity.
After visiting the forum in the past few days, Banker also summed up some nicknames for him by netizens.
To sum it up.
One of the two most called is the simplest literal translation of the Yankee concept-
Batman.
There is a simple literal translation, and naturally there is no shortage of reputation as a young man.
Of course, the American literary youth, don't think that he has the charm of the Chinese literary youth, after all, we have 5,000 years of cultural poems, lyrics, songs, and songs as references, and the Yankees have a history?
Naturally, they don't understand what the so-called artistic conception, charm, and meteorology are, they only know that they are cool, dazzling, hanging, and explosive.
So Bank's other widely publicized appellation is-
Allah of the eternal night.
The reason is that in the days of Bank's actions, the scarlet energy skyrocketed by hundreds or thousands of kilometers, directly obscuring the brilliance of the sun, as if bringing eternal night to the world.
The mighty body of the demon god, under the backdrop of this power, is really like a hellish Allah.
Banker is generally acceptable to this, which already sounds much cooler than other superhero titles.
Just understand the American literary youth.
Do you still want them to come up with elegant names such as "Li Shan Zhenjun", "One Sword Flying Immortal", "Kunlun Sword Immortal"?
Taking it out will scare Bank.