111. Itchy
Banker looked at the barricade in the distance and put away his phone tiredly.
Why do you want to send Mao Xuewang back and be arrested again?
So he directly activated the levitation function, directly jumped over the barricade, flicked his tail in the air, and flew towards the Chinese restaurant.
The bat chariot led a large group of siren tails and roared back to the Chinese restaurant with a dragon-like momentum.
Inside the Chinese restaurant.
Aunt Wang carried the packed Mao Xuewang, looked at Banker in a daze, and jumped in from the Batmobile that landed at the door.
Banker hurriedly took Mao Xuewang, and while running out of the door, he turned around and said, "Sister Wang, it's almost the Lunar New Year, I'll give you a New Year's greeting in advance, I'm a little busy now, I'll go first." ”
Aunt Wang was stunned and said, "Bank, the New Year is approaching, I have time to eat the dumplings made by Sister Wang." ”
Bank led Mao Xuewang into the Batmobile, and after waving his hand to Sister Wang, the Batmobile knocked down several policemen who surrounded him and broke through the air again.
"If you haven't been caught......" Sister Wang looked at this scene and said messily.
Lanroster Shop.
Peggy was bored with the second brush of "Black Mirror".
At this time, Bank's bat chariot brought a strong air current, bringing up dust and descending on the door.
Peggy greeted her with joy, only to see Banker hurriedly carrying Mao Xuewang and walking in.
Peggy was about to speak, but saw Banker directly hand Mao Xuewang to her, and said: "No matter what obstacles there are in the way ahead, whether or not the enemy is following, why not the world is the enemy, I just want to give the warmth I thought at that moment to my daughter's hands." ”
Peggy frowned, took Banker's hand suspiciously, still warm and bloody, and said, "Master, are you causing ......trouble again?"
Before she could finish speaking, Peggy heard the blaring of Franklin Street sirens.
She covered her forehead helplessly and said, "Master!! What did you do again?! ”
Banker sighed heavily and said: "The most helpless thing in life is to insist on what I should have insisted on, but on this road, I am cold-eyed by tens of thousands of people, I just want to send the warmth in my hand back to you as soon as possible, but ......"
Peggy was full of black lines, and directly interrupted him: "What the hell did you do!" ”
Banker instantly broke his work, picked his head embarrassedly, and said, "Ah, it's just that when I sent Mao Xuewang back to you, I accidentally teased two policemen, who knew they were so serious...... How much money do we have? Can you afford bail? ”
Peggy sighed and said, "After paying the bail, let's wait to eat the dirt!" ”
Bank was about to continue speaking, but at this time, more than a dozen police cars had surrounded the Lanroster shop, and the sirens were loud, attracting passers-by on Franklin Street.
The police captain took a megaphone and shouted into the house, "Bank. Lanloster, you will face five charges, including assault on the police and endangering public safety! Given that you have a criminal record, it is best to surrender immediately, otherwise we have the right to violently enforce the law against you! ”
When Bank heard this, he glanced at the helpless Peggy, and then at the disdainful Colberrows, and he yelled at the door: "Wait a minute~ right away!" ”
After that, the stunned policemen continued to shout warnings outside, and even prepared to break down the door and force their way in.
Bank took out his phone, clicked on the Avengers chat group on Instant, and typed in the dialog box: "I'm surrounded by police, what should I do?" Wait online, it's in a hurry! ”
Fortunately, it didn't take a few seconds for someone to reply.
Needless to say, it's Tony, of course, who has drunk too much and has been using satellites to watch Bank's live broadcast.
Tony: "Hahaha, raise your hands and surrender." ”
Banner: "I think Banker's ability to cause trouble is comparable to that of Hulk. ”
Bank: "Ah, okay, if I haven't bubbled up tomorrow, Tony, you remember to bail me out." ”
After saying that, Banker picked up the phone, touched Peggy's head, gave her a "don't worry, Daddy will be back soon" expression, and then walked out with his hands held high and a big sting.
"Surrender ~ Apply for leniency ~ " Banker said as he looked around at the rows of police officers and raised his hands.
Before he could say the next word, four or five policemen rushed up and pinned him to the police car.
Bank's face was slammed against the hood of the police car, his hands were wrenched behind his back, and he was handcuffed.
While he was walking and thinking about life, he was rudely stuffed into the back of the police car by the police bosses.
Then the rows of police cars, with their sirens in their hands, slowly dispersed from Franklin Street.
And Peggy was in the store, and after sighing, she ate Mao Xuewang by herself, and continued to watch her Black Mirror series of movies with relish.
As for her master's situation, she had already been worried about it, and she didn't bother to care.
Surprisingly, Bank was released back in only an hour, and although he was beaten, he didn't bother to care about the tickling fists of ordinary people.
just identified the few policemen who beat him, and next time he will focus on drunk driving, middle finger pickup, whistling and flirting.
The reason why he was put back so quickly was not that the police recognized him, he was "the first person in the world".
Although at the Norwegian banquet, there were images of Bank's real body leaking out, but one was not very clear, and the other was that although there were a few sharp-eyed policemen who felt like it, they would not think about this second goods at all, in the direction of the patron saint of the earth, didn't you see the police captain, beat him so hard, and he didn't see him fight back?
It wasn't Tony or Bank who took the initiative to pay the bail, because although Tony was willing to help Bank solve it, he also wanted to see his jokes and wouldn't bail him out right away.
And Banker, when he heard Peggy say that if they paid more than 100,000 bails, they would eat dirt, and he also directly put on a rogue appearance that if he wants to kill, he will listen to his respect, and he has no money anyway.
Although with his current status, it is trivial to make billions of dollars to spend casually, but Banker enjoys his current life.
Anyway, he is not short of money to spend now, and sometimes he can go to Tony's house and the blood clan to have a luxurious meal worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, and there is no need to hoard billions to squander.
This can be regarded as a kind of attitude towards life.
Of course.
If one day he was regarded as poor and washed miserable, he was very likely to have a brain twitch and directly ask the blood clan for hundreds of millions of dollars in cash, and use a big truck to carry him and stone the person who washed him to death with money......
It may also make that person do the most menial work all his life and never be able to hold his head up......
may not care at all, and admit to him with a hippie smile......
All of this is just a matter of his thoughts, and he himself doesn't know his next second mentality.
Whether he is willing to do everything or not, whether he will do it or not, is only a thought in his head.
Then again.
The reason why he was released so quickly was because Bank showed his S.H.I.E.L.D. license, and his every move, in fact, there was a US emperor father, silently watching behind his back.
So when the police captain who had a vendetta with Banker saw that he was sweating profusely with a baton, Banker had an expression of "itch, itch, and then focus", and was about to take out a stun gun in annoyance.
But he was blocked by the S.H.I.E.L.D. license that Bank handed over lightly, although he didn't know what S.H.I.E.L.D. was, but as a law enforcement officer, he also knew this kind of universal license.
But the police captain just put away the stun baton, still didn't want to let Bank go, and said to him viciously: "Even if you are an incumbent of SHIELD, you will also receive five charges for assaulting the police!" You will be at risk of being deprived of your duties as a public servant. ”
But at this moment, the police chief was panicked and hurriedly opened the door of the interrogation room, just because he received a phone call......
Not a congressman's, not even a governor's, but a secretary of state.
When he saw Bank, who had been beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, his face turned black.
(ps. can refer to the fire cloud evil god in "Kung Fu", a blue nose and swollen face does not mean that he is really injured, if Banker thinks about it, it will heal itself in a few seconds.) )