319, fate
Bank walked out of his cottage and walked towards Tony's home.
When he arrived at Tony's door, Pepper opened the door for him as if he had known he was coming.
Pepper smiled, "You're here, Tony is waiting for you...... There is also a red hood. ”
"Hey! I said, it's not called Red Hood, I'm called Spider-Man, or I'm Peter Parker, and besides, my hood, haven't you all taken it off? Before Pepper's words landed, he heard an angry voice behind him.
Bank followed the sound and saw Peter Parker, who had taken off his hood, complaining with a blue nose and swollen face.
Banker walked over with a smile, looked at Peter Parker's panda eyes, and said, "What's wrong?" ”
"He gave me the middle finger and swore at me, and I beat me up." Tony walked up slowly with a glass of water.
Bank looked at Spider-Man like a fool and said, "Hey man, I'm kidding you, you just need to send me the stuff back, you're really not afraid of death." ”
Peter Parker had a tricked expression on his face and exaggerated to Bank: "You are the number one idol, why do you bully a high school student so much?" I was beaten up by you a few years ago! Do you remember? I was a kid at the time, how could you do it! You scoundrel! ”
Tony looked at the two of them in surprise and said, "Have you beaten him before?" But I've been paying attention to this kid for a long time.,He used to be a dick.,Now it's just a dick with superpowers.,Except for talking a lot.,There's no black history that doesn't seem to have any black history.,I need you to beat him, right? Could it be that I don't know something? ”
When Peter Parker heard this, he said indignantly: "Not really! He was like a resentful man who was emptied of his wallet by his daughter-in-law, I was just skateboarding by, accidentally hit him, he punched me several times, just now I was about to send those villains who stole his things to the police station, he beat me again, I have a psychological shadow now, I am still a child! ”
Tony looked at the babbling Peter Parker and raised an eyebrow at Bank, motioning for him to explain.
Bank looked at Peter Parker's resentful expression, and once again gave him a burst of chestnuts on his head, and said: "When I look at this kid, he has a sense of justice, and he is a hero, isn't this training him." ”
Peter Parker covered his head and said, "Where do you see that I have a sense of justice?" Is this how femdom is trained? Did you have any psychological shadows before? ”
Bank looked at him and said, "Just because your name is Peter Parker, you have a great sense of justice." ”
"I ...... I regret it, I don't want to be an Avenger! Is being an Avenger like this every day for you? And the Iron Man boss, you are too heavy, didn't I just give you a middle finger and say a dirty word, and you chased me for a few kilometers, pinned me to the ground and beat me, I ...... I'm going to sue you! Peter Parker said sadly.
Tony has actually begun to pay attention to this new superhero in New York City for a long time, and is very optimistic about him, even if there is no bank involved, he will consider including Spider-Man in the Avengers.
But seeing Spider-Man's appearance, of course, he can't pose like a loving father, that's not his style.
So Iron Man felt that since he was bullied, he should be bullied to the end, he said: "I have a well-established team of lawyers, why do you think you can sue me to win me?" Which lawyer do you want to hire, I will help you pay the lawyer's fee. ”
"You...... You guys are so vicious! God, come and save me, I've been bullied by two supervillains! Looking at Tony's appearance that being rich means doing whatever he wants, Spider-Man collapsed.
Banker wanted to laugh a little, "You actually slandered me as a supervillain, I can sue you and slander my reputation, but I will go bankrupt." ”
Spider-Man opened his mouth wide and looked at Bank in a daze, as if he didn't expect that he could be targeted so badly if he said anything casually.
Peter Parker said, "I ...... I've completed my mission, please don't tease me, I said I'm just a kid, if you don't make me an Avenger, let me go, okay? I think the air here is so uncomfortable, it's like it's full of atomized sulfuric acid, do you know atomized sulfuric acid? It's ......"
Seeing that Spider-Man began to talk again, Bank and Tony looked at each other and then said to him, "Boy, I said, if you complete these two tasks, make you an Avengers intern, and I usually won't break my word, unless I'm hungry." ”
Although he was bullied so badly by these two people, when Spider-Man heard that he could become an intern of the Avengers, he couldn't help but have his eyes shining, and said:
"Really? Do I have any special costumes, and you will design them for me, right? What do interns need to do? You're not going to let me bring tea and water, are you? I'm flexible and can totally help you guys, hey, do we have a training base? It's like the kind in a science fiction movie. ”
Tony obviously had a headache with the little bug's words, and he said, "The first lesson of the Avengers intern is to learn to shut up, and I think it's hard for you to do it." ”
Banker on the side also said: "He looks like he talks a lot, I look very accurate, believe me, he can't change it." ”
Of course, Bank knows how much the Dutch brother in the previous life owes him, and in the incident where the Marvel actor leaked the plot, that kid leaked more than all the other actors combined.
So I asked him to play Spider-Man, which was his true colors.
Tony was surprised by Bank's "face talk" and said, "Why do you think he has a sense of justice when you hear his name?" Why do you know that when you see him, you know that he owes it? How do you look at this physiognomy, you can also show me, what kind of physiognomy I am. ”
Bank skimmed him and said, "I see that you are very close to him, why don't you take him as your godson." ”
Banker thinks it's very feasible, anyway, according to what was filmed in the movie, the relationship between Peter Parker and Tony is almost called dad.