320. How can there be such a person
Tony listened to Bank's words, and his face darkened, of course, with his understanding of Bank, he knew that he was joking.
So Tony ignored him, looked at Peter Parker and said, "Boy, since we are both optimistic about you, then you are officially an Avengers intern, and you will report to the Trident Building tomorrow, and by the way, look at your senior, a fast boy who has never finished his job." ”
"Is it Quicksilver? I know him, he's so cool, he's as fast as a bolt of lightning, and I named him The Flash, isn't that more appropriate? When Spider-Man heard a quick kid, he reacted instantly, and asked with a silly white and sweet face.
It's a little weird for Bank to become lighter when he hears this, the Flash has come out, so can Lao Tzu also have a nickname, called Superman?
Banker said to him: "Don't be a nickname, you just come to report tomorrow, the captain will teach you personally, he is a model worker." ”
Peter Parker was excited at first, but when he heard tomorrow's report, he hesitated, and said: "But tomorrow is Monday, I still have to go to class, if I skip school again, the volcano will erupt, do you know who the volcano is?" It's my dean, and he's even fiercer than you. ”
Bank and Tony were stunned when they heard this, and then they remembered that this kid was still in school, which was not easy to do.
Banker can't say that he can't read anymore, that there is no future in reading, so let's mix with society.
But Tony was different, only to see him pout, and said: "There is no future in reading, what you want to learn, the captain and S.H.I.E.L.D. can teach you, what is the difference between what you learn in school and one plus one equals, S.H.I.E.L.D. can pour all the things you learn in school into your head in two months." ”
Bank doesn't say anything about it, except for sure Tony is going to be disappointed.
I saw that Peter Parker heard this, and immediately shook his head, he said with a bitter face: "No, I can't tell Aunt May that I am Spider-Man, then she will worry about death, and I don't want to give up my studies, it is as important as becoming an Avenger...... Maybe a little, but not much. ”
Tony seemed impatient when he heard this, but sure enough, he had the kind of inexplicable fatherly nature of the little spider.
Tony pursed his lips and said to him: "Why are you so troublesome, then you can tell Aunt May, you are interning at Stark Industries, I can give you a certificate, come to S.H.I.E.L.D. on the weekend to report, and in the future, your study task will be one more link, and you need to learn how to become a qualified superhero." ”
Peter Parker was visibly impressed by Tony's fatherly attributes, and saw him excited: "Can I become a current employee of Stark Industries?" Aunt Mei has been worried about where I can work after graduating from college, and she must be very happy to know it! I only come to S.H.I.E.L.D. on weekends, right? Is our Avengers' base as cool as in a science fiction movie? ”
Banker picked up a grape and threw it into his mouth, looked at the excited little spider, and said, "You asked this question twice, of course our Avengers base is cool, there are sandbags, boxing rings, and even a table tennis table and billiards room." ”
Spider-Man didn't seem to react when he heard this, he looked at Bank blankly, and asked, "Is that all?" Shouldn't there be a lot of high-tech equipment in there? ”
Banker skimmed him and said, "Yes, there are three water dispensers, toilets and dryers, my favorite is still that VR equipment, and the captain and I often PK online...... It's always me who wins. ”
Spider-Man was messy in an instant, he knew that he had been tricked, only to see him hang his head and say, "Is this how you treat newcomers?" ”
"Of course not!" Bank denied.
Peter Parker looked up and innocently asked, "How is that treated?" ”
"Bang~"
Bank threw a chestnut on his head again, and said, "That's it." ”
Peter Parker was about to cry, and he said, "Are all newcomers going to be beaten?" Now the prison is not allowed to beat the prisoners! ”
Banker said: "It's not that newcomers have to be beaten, it's you, a newcomer, who has to be beaten, and we are not training prisoners, or even training soldiers, we are training superheroes, I thought you were mentally prepared for a long time." ”
Tony, the loving father, watched Bank beat Peter Parker again, and he stood up to administer justice, only to see him frown and say, "Okay, don't tease him, this is just a child." ”
After saying this, Bank could feel a sense of sympathy from the two of them, or a feeling of "father and son are of the same heart".
He looked at Peter Parker, who cast a grateful look at Tony, and shrugged helplessly: "Okay, since you are already an Avengers intern, I hope you are ready these days, because the captain and S.H.I.E.L.D. will not be gentle with recruits, you had better do your homework last night on Friday night, otherwise you can only go to the toilet on Monday morning and cry and write the boy." ”
Spider-Man understood, saying, "What time is it on Saturday morning?" I think I'm going to say goodbye to lazy sleep, it's a sad story. ”
Instead of telling him what time it was, Banker said, "Then it depends on your sincerity, what time it is, but don't keep the team waiting for a long time, the third thing he hates is being late." ”
"The third hate? And what about the second and first? Spider-Man wondered.
Bank shrugged his shoulders and said, "The second hated is me, and the first hated is naturally me who is late." ”
Spider-Man's eyes widen at the remark, but just as he was about to say something, his phone rang.
I saw Peter Parker's face change, and said, "Aunt Mei called me, it's all at this point, I should go home for dinner!" ”
With that, he hung up the phone and sent Aunt Mei a text message that he would be home immediately, then stood up, looked at the two of them and said, "I'm leaving!" Otherwise, I will be scolded again when I go home. ”
Bank looked at Peter Parker who was in a hurry with a smile, and said casually, "Why don't you stay and eat, and see my craft." ”
Spider-Man was stunned, not to mention, he was moved, after all, who has seen the craftsmanship of the gatekeeper? Who has such an honor to let him cook for himself?
Even Tony, who was on the side, looked at Banker in surprise, he really hadn't seen this cook by himself for so many years.
Peter Parker was dumbfounded, "Really...... Are you sure? ”
But who wants Bank's face to darken and say, "Fake! Get out! Don't you understand? I'll eat instant noodles at home by myself, and I'll make them for you. ”
Peter Parker gave Bank one last grumbling look, and then sprang down the windowsill in a gray manner.
Bank. Lanroster has naturally become a psychological shadow for his life.
How can there be such a person!