?? Poof......

The infatuation was stunned, and Yu Xiaobei couldn't help laughing.

Sister's!

Can you not hold back?

I burst into tears and continued to tell the story: "I was an orphan when I was a child, and I didn't know who my parents were. He lives in a very remote mountain village in this province. and an old scalper. There is a small river behind the village. The neighbor, the widow and her two daughters, often bathed there...... Belch...... I didn't peek, don't get me wrong. A bit off topic. Then one day the old scalper was about to kneel, and he said to me, Xiao Huang, I can't accompany you in the future, I'll find you a daughter-in-law. Tomorrow you go to the creek at the back of the village, and there will be seven girls bathing in it. Go and fetch their clothes. When they come to you for clothes at night, you will have sex with them...... In this way, you will be able to marry a daughter-in-law. I went over the next day, hey...... There were really seven girls bathing in the river. The clothes are so beautiful, poor boy, where have you ever seen good things, so I took them all. In the evening, they really came to me to get my clothes. I said, "If you accompany me, I'll give you back my clothes." They accompanied me and gave birth to seven sons, named Huluwa......"

Yu Xiaobei: "Hahahaha...... I'm laughing to death! ”

Infatuation gritted his teeth, and the knife pressed to my throat: "Edit! Then make it up for me, don't stop! ”

Hey?

How did she know I made it up?

Pretty knowledgeable......

Lao Tzu learns to be rich and has five cars, is this girl also a great writer?

Forget it, I'll continue to make it up, anyway, it's just to buy time, she knows that it doesn't matter if she doesn't know, as long as she doesn't stab me to death.

I said, "Later, each of them gave me a son. Rural people don't have much education. I gave them a random name, called Da Wa, 2 Wa, 3 Wa, 4 Wa, 5 Wa, 6 Wa, 7 Wa. You may not believe it, but these seven girls are actually the seven fairies in the sky! After giving birth to the baby, there will be heavenly soldiers and generals who will descend to earth and bring them back to heaven. I went, but the child was gone, and I took care of seven by myself, and I couldn't take care of it. I went to chase and chase, and the Queen Mother slapped me down. I miss it day and night, and I have a white head all night! In just a few years, the people in the village said that I looked like an old man, with a big white beard. The seven babies thought I was their grandfather, and they all called me grandpa. They were looking for their mother, and I told them the truth, and they turned to stone in a fit of rage. Seven joined together and became one large stone. And then day after day, year after year, one day, all of a sudden, the stone exploded! Pop up a monkey! The monkey has made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace! The Queen Mother gave me back my seven wives. However, after the havoc in the Heavenly Palace, the Heavenly Dao collapsed, and there were countless demons in the world. I gave birth to another baby and asked him to take the monkey to the west to learn scriptures......"

Yu Xiaobei hugged my neck with a smile, out of breath. I accidentally fell to the ground, clutching my stomach, still laughing.

The infatuated face turned green, the face was calm, the teeth creaked, and the eerie ghost aura on the knife pierced my skin: "Don't stop!" Let's make it up! ”

I'll make you up uncle!

Lao Tzu made up this story just to stall for time.

Now, the paralyzing feeling on my body has disappeared, and I still want to bully Lao Tzu?

Ya's ......

I bit the tip of my tongue, and a mouthful of blood mixed with this mana spurted towards infatuation.

Infatuated with his sleeves instinctively covered it and took two steps back.

And I followed this effort, and immediately drew a Hell Bronze Pillar Talisman on the palm of my left hand, silently recited a spell in my heart, and shouted in my mouth: "Tong Ding Ding, come out!" ”

The light flickered, and my left hand condensed into a copper stick more than a foot long.

There is a protrusion at the top, rounded, and a hole......

Nima, more and more like Tintin!

Lao Tzu, the spellcaster, couldn't look directly, and he was almost blind.

Yu Xiaobei's face was red, and he scolded: "Bah...... Master said that those who are handsome are perverts. That's right! ”

With Tong Ding Ding in hand, I was in high spirits and shouted: "Little Bei Mei paper, stand back and watch Lao Tzu come to stab her to death." Infatuated, why don't you quickly kneel down and beg for mercy? ”

Infatuation gritted his teeth, and with a wave of his sleeves, he rolled towards me.

Mere trifle!

Lao Tzu's copper Ding Ding in his hand may not be as good as the Demon Yin and Yang Mirror, the Nine Yin Jade Flute, and the Heavenly Master Sword, but it is definitely a powerful magic weapon for exorcism and demon removal.

In the future, Lao Tzu's Taoism will be powerful, and this copper Ding Ding will become a copper pillar, which may be more fierce than the Heavenly Master's sword.

I grabbed the copper dingding, stabbed the sleeve of the infatuated shirt, and then pulled it hard.

Snort......

The sleeves of my infatuated coat have been pulled down by me, revealing a smooth jade arm.

Sister, it's become a ghost and it's still so stinky and beautiful, why are you dressed up so beautiful? Lao Tzu is a man who has been reincarnated as a zombie, and he has angered me, and I have scared you.

I rushed up with the copper in my hand.

The infatuation is really fierce, and I am no different.

The two of us fought like this for more than ten minutes, and each other was really hot.

"Die!"

The infatuation scolded angrily, and all the clothes on his body flew out. Turned into wisps of red silk and rolled towards me.

Golden opportunity!

Red Aya is useless, and Lao Tzu's chance to stab her to death has come.

I clenched the copper ding with both hands, and the sticks were together, and stabbed at the chest of infatuation.

Red Aya wants to pester me? Useless! Where the copper Ding Ding passed, puff puff...... The red silk in front of her is like a film, pierced in minutes.

However, when I was about to stab into my infatuated heart, under the ground, suddenly two hands in the depths grabbed my ankles directly!

The stab is unbearable!

Above the ankles, a fierce ghost aura went up. That ghost was so powerful that it wanted to break my foot.

And the infatuation grabbed my wrist and made me unable to move a point at all.

That's not all, at this time, on the ceiling, I don't know when a ghost baby will pop up!

The green-faced, fanged ghost baby, with its white skeletal claws, leaped down and rode on my neck, gnawing at my head.

I'll go......

Three ghosts?

In this school, there is far more than one infatuation, and there are even two. Although these two are not evil, they are profound, and they have at least three hundred years of Taoism.

Paralyzing......

Any one is enough to choke, and now three of them are myself at the same time.

I shouted at Yu Xiaobei, who was stunned: "Paralyzed, you are a dead man, can you move?" Just ask if you can move? Would you like to cooperate? Don't let me do it alone? It's a matter of two people, okay? Give a reaction! Sister paper, when my brother begs you, is it okay to give a reaction? Do you understand that it is very unpleasant for you to understand? ”

Jia Daoshi's voice came from outside: "Jiu'er Jiu'er, let's hurry up and play somewhere else, don't delay your brother Huangquan and Yu Xiaobei, listen to your brother Huangquan's words, it is estimated that he is coming!" ”'