R:034.How does it feel to be deceived by a retarded person?
(This is the first shift of compensation, and nine more are owed.) )
It didn't take long to put the Enterprise number in the hospital bed and make it up.
Because the enterprise itself is very petite, it is like a primary school student when you pick it up. Put it on the hospital bed, cover it with a quilt, wipe it with a towel (provided by Northern Express) and wipe it a little, and it doesn't matter if you leave it there.
Although she looks delicate and weak, she is still a ship girl whose recovery speed is far faster than that of humans. Even in this situation, a night's rest is not a big problem. The Admiral simply pulled over a chair and sat down on the side of the Enterprise's bed, intending to discuss the relationship between the deep sea and humanity with the Glory.
"Speaking of which, can that box be opened for me?"
"No."
The Glory shook its head like a rattle, and had an expression that would rather die than give in.
"If I really demolish it, the eldest sister in the north will definitely hate me, so I will definitely not do it."
I think your eldest sister in the north has long held a grudge against you......
Looking at the stupid look of the Glory, recalling the shadow of the cannonball whistling by, the Admiral grinned, intending to make a slight detour.
After all, if this box can't be opened, it will be fun. What was able to be brought over with the utensils on the first day, the Admiral didn't think it was a useless commodity.
On the contrary, it is likely to be a treasure that concerns his future. And from the point of view of protection, this thing may be more precious. It is very likely that it is a legendary base car or other treasure...... Probably.
But with Glory's demented brain, the Admiral found it a very difficult task to convince her to open the chest. So the Admiral rubbed the little head of the enterprise, and after feeling the smooth feel, he decided to go around it by curvy to save the country.
"Tell me about your relationship with the North?"
"What are you doing? Want to talk to me? ”
"No, I just wanted to ask. After all, you're the first to come, so you must be very trusted, right? ”
"Oops! You're right! I'm definitely the most trusted person by the big sister head of the north! Otherwise, how can I be entrusted with such a task? Those lieutenants are absolutely jealous of me! ”
No. I think it's simply because you're so annoying.
Looking at the deep-sea work that slapped his thigh and lost his position in a blink of an eye, the Admiral's gaze became more and more pityful.
He even felt guilty for deceiving mentally handicapped children, but this guilt was quickly thrown into Java.
"Although I am not the adjutant or wingman of the head of the Northern Elder Sister, as the commander-in-chief of the Pacific Theater, I am a ship. But it is deeply valued by the head of the northern sister. Otherwise, how could I be in such a position? ”
Indeed, you really can't rely on your IQ.
Glancing at the glory of patting his chest, the Admiral replied absentmindedly, indicating that he agreed with this statement.
"You're like those lieutenants, wingmen, retinues, etc., all of them are a bunch of treacherous villains. Let me tell you, they say all sorts of bad things all the time. And now that the deep-sea fleet is in chaos like this, they still want to fight against the same party. It's simply a shame on our deep-sea fleet. ”
"The Deep Sea Fleet is messy?"
"Of course it's messy."
The Glory nodded with a look of course on her face.
"The Lord of the Eastern General Flagship and the Lord of the General Flagship of the West have disappeared one after another, and it is the adjutant who is managing things. The Lord of the Southern Flagship seemed to be stimulated by something, and he began to curse and drink every day, and he didn't care about the fleet. In the entire Pacific Ocean, the head of the northern sister is left to preside over the battle. ”
"Although it is difficult for us to contact the leaders of the Arctic Ocean, the Atlantic, the Mediterranean, and the Indian Ocean, there seem to be a lot of problems over there. Now the entire command system of the deep-sea fleet is in disarray. At this time, you still came to the core area of the Pacific Ocean to plant nails, if it weren't for the soft heart of the northern eldest sister. I would have sent you back with my troops. ”
"It's just that the eldest sister in the north seems to have her own considerations, so let me come over to spy on you. But I didn't expect you to be a funny person, well, if the deep-sea fleet came to fight you, I might be able to help you escape. It's just that you'll have to help me when the time comes, and we're not afraid of the tactics that humans are trumbling up right now. But be prepared, you help me and I help you, and the two don't owe each other. ”
“…… Well? ”
The Enterprise seems to have shed a lot of cold sweat.
It looks like it's really out of force, even in a coma.
The Admiral wiped the cold sweat from the Enterprise's forehead with a towel with a look of pity, and motioned for the Glory to continue.
"Overall. Our deep-sea fleet is not as united as you think. Of course, I think that the head of the northern eldest sister is glorious and right, and the other deep-sea flagships are hereticals. It's all scum. ”
The head of the northern sister rules the seas and is invincible.
After touting the north as usual, Guangrong thought about it carefully, and a worried expression appeared on his face.
"Why does the head of the northern elder sister value you so much as an ordinary human being, to be honest, I don't know very well. I don't know what the head of the northern sister thinks. Although it seems peaceful now, many of the lieutenants feel that the human race should be wiped out. ”
"I'm a pacifist and don't want to fight too much, but how do I say that? The ancient deep seas of Lalaye felt that if we fought against the human race, we would definitely lose. But the new generation of deep seas feel that we are born to rule the world and turn the whole world into an ocean. ”
"Although the head of the northern sister and the general flagship of the south are very restrained, I don't know what will happen to the other oceans. And because you humans have failed many battles, many of the depths feel that you should be wiped out completely. I don't think that's right, maybe the eldest sister in the north asked me to come over for this reason. ”
Because I am a very rare pacifist.
Straddled the chair, it was rare for the glorious face to show a serious expression instead of such an intellectually impaired expression.
"I hope that you, a human being, can do things that make the big sister of the north happy, not disappoint the big sister of the north. There's a lot of pressure on our side as well. ”
"Really?"
I see.
After hearing this, the Admiral also fell into deep thought.
I didn't expect that there was such a big problem in the deep-sea fleet, did that guy in the north have so much pressure......
It turns out that the deep sea, which seems to be monolithic, actually has its own factional struggles. The North, which seems to be omnipotent, is actually under considerable pressure.
And if you run to the core area of the Pacific Ocean and insert a nail in such a big way, you must be under great pressure for the north, right? How can such a favor be repaid in the future?
As the so-called most difficult to accept the grace of beauties, it is not once or twice that the north helps itself. What can I do to repay her kindness in the future? Even if you are dating as a friend, this gift is a little too big. How much pressure does this have to withstand to help yourself so directly?
Knowing the truth, the Admiral felt a trace of anxiety in his heart, and felt more and more guilty about the girl.
"But it doesn't matter much."
Looking at the admiral with a depressed face, the words of the Glory changed sharply, and his face was full of indifference.
"Anyway, it's all the words of the head of the big sister in the north, what a few chief flagships say is what they say, we don't like it, but we can only listen to it."
“…… Ha? ”
"Don't you know? It's like your admiral's order to the ship's mother. Even if you don't like it, you have to go, after all, no one wants to disappoint the eldest sister in the north. ”
Anyway, it's just a few wingmen and adjutants competing for favor, whether they fight or not, it depends on the head of the big sister in the north.
Looking at the stunned Admiral, the Glorious shrugged innocently. There was a simple and sly smile on his face, like a peasant uncle.
Looking at that subtle smile, the Admiral felt a certain emotion surging in his chest, almost turning into flames erupting from his eyes.
However, the Glory did not realize his act of death in the slightest, and instead had a triumphant expression, as if it was feeling extremely happy that it had deceived the Admiral. Straddled the chair and shook his head and said:
"As subordinates, how can we, as subordinates, influence the judgment of the eldest sister in the north? If something goes wrong, it's responsible. It's too late for us to cut ourselves~ You human being is such a fool, I can deceive you with just a little means. You want to treat me like a fool, this time you know it's awesome, right? Be respectful to me in the future. ”
“……”
"Wait! Don't pull your hair so directly, it hurts! I'm wrong, I'm wrong! If you let go, if you don't let go, I'll fire? Did I really fire? Don't fight, don't fight! I know it's wrong! ”
"Come, come, come with me! I'm going to show you a baby! Have you ever seen the command knife that the north personally blessed?! ”
"I was really wrong! Can't I unbox you? I'll dismantle! Don't pull your hair, it hurts! Stop! Did I bite? I'm biting! I've got rabies! ”
"You bite me! You're going to bite! Look at your big sister in the north and don't beat you to death! She's going to have to skin you! And you're still fooling me? You're still fooling me?! ”
"I'm sorry! I'm going to the office to open the box for you! I really know it's wrong! But who told you to keep treating me like a fool! ”
"If you're smart, can I take you for a fool!"
After talking for a long time, he actually lied to me! And I really let a retarded fool! Shame for a lifetime!
Looking at the glory who ran out of the door crying and crying with the box, the admiral was so hated that he almost grinded out his teeth, and chased after him.
However, neither of them noticed that the enterprise number lying on the hospital bed trembled slightly after listening to the sound of slamming the door, and gradually opened his eyes, looking at the two people who left, his forehead was full of cold sweat. (To be continued.) )