R: 033. Secret
(I've moved my home, and I'm back to normal updates today, and I owe ten more.) This is the original one. οΌ
ββ¦β¦ So the temper of the ship's mother is really incomprehensible. β
Pulling out a chair that had been repaired by the subspace, 'Glory' straddled it, looked at the Enterprise placed on the bed rather strangely, turned to the Admiral who was preparing the hot water and asked:
"Why are they born with a crush on humans? And to this extent? If it were me, I would apologize at most, and I wouldn't have to be so open-minded just to save face, right? Do you humans have some magical spells or something to manipulate their minds? β
"Maybe it's because I have a strong personality."
"Do you believe that?"
"I believe it."
"You're a man with a really thick ......"
After watching it for a long time, the Glory really felt that the relationship between the ship's mother and humans was a bit evil.
Let's not mention that the enterprise number made the earth-shattering feat just now just for the sake of anger, let's take the simplest column, the 110th that has just arrived.
From the conversations of the others, she already knew that this girl had actually been here for a short time. But when he came up, he was simply and rudely thrown out of the wall by this man, ready to paint the wall. And what's even more strange is that the girl didn't resist much, but honestly painted outside all night.
After the Enterprise had just blown up the entire floor, the girl's performance also made the Glory, which was a deep sea worker, feel extremely strange. She didn't complain about the other shipwives for teasing her to be mad, nor did she resent the admiral for being ruthless, but gritted her teeth and took the matter herself. It's weird.
If the same position was reversed, Glory felt that he would definitely not be able to do such a romantic thing.
It's not your fault in the first place, how can you admit your mistake so easily? It's not scientific.
Then there is only one explanation that can be made clear, that is, the ship's mother would rather hurt herself. I don't want to expose my embarrassing side.
This is a very, unacceptable reality from any point of view. At least for the Glorious, it was very strange. Because she didn't know what it was to hide.
"What was the first thing you saw when you were born?"
"The sea water, and the head of the northern sister."
"Do you have any complaints if the north asks you to do things?"
"How is it possible, it's my honor for the eldest sister in the north to ask me to do something, how can I complain or something."
"So the company and the number 110 have no complaints against me. Because the first thing they see is me, and it's just me. β
"You're not, are you? The first thing she saw on 110 was Sacramento. Even if I didn't see it, I knew what was going on. β
The Glorious said, 'I don't read much.' You don't lie to me,' glanced at the Admiral with disdain. And in the face of this contempt, the admiral could only put on a helpless look.
Because he really doesn't know where this relationship of trust comes from.
When he was still a student, he went to research and experiment many times for some reason. From psychology, biology, logical judgment and other aspects, but there is no way to explain this inexplicable and wonderful trust relationship.
It's a nascent effect, but this feeling can be passed on. It's said that the character is like this, but there are also ship girls who will be fierce to kill the admiral who moves his hands and feet. Originally, the Admiral believed in this kind of first-born child judgment, but No. 110 proved that this was not the case at all.
They seem to instinctively know who they are loyal to. And to this end, he dedicates his loyalty. This strange phenomenon made the Admiral feel a little worried.
And not taking the initiative to get close to the ship's mother also has such factors in it. So many gendarmerie and reports of violations are enough proof that the inhibition of men is not as great as imagined.
At least the Admiral felt that if he didn't figure this out, he would never be particularly close to any ship's mother. If you think about it from a dark angle, people will be inexplicably close to you, won't they be inexplicably far away from you? It's like having a cat, it's fine when he's close to you, but you don't know why if you really want to leave.
Although in the same direction, the creature is closer to a loyal dog. But the Admiral doesn't take such a thing as a purely biological thing or a pure analogy. There must be an extremely complex calculation mechanism involved in this, and it can even be said that it is engraved in the depths of the soul of the ship's mother.
As for you saying that the ship's mother can tell whether it is good or bad by intuition? You can pull it down. If that's the case, the gendarmerie guys will come out and talk to you.
How many scumbag admirals use this as an excuse to infringe on the ship's mother? Isn't it good that more people have been arrested by the gendarmerie than have been killed in battle?
"Ah, but I seem to be the same when I say it."
ββ¦β¦ Ha? β
You're all right in the head, right? What's wrong with you?
The Admiral looked at the retarded with a delicate look and looked at the glory with pity. That kind of naked gaze makes even girls who are not very clear-minded feel that something is wrong.
"Why are you looking at me like that? Interesting to me, huh? Let me tell you, if you're not afraid of the head of the big sister in the north, you can just go to me, anyway, you can see my nakedness, if you want to go to me, let's make three chapters of the law, and I won't fight back......"
"So there's a problem here."
After the quilt is covered with the enterprise number lying on the bed. The Admiral's eyes grew with pity as he looked at the Glory.
"Why wouldn't you fight back? Generally speaking, girls will definitely call directly without saying a word in the face of this chastity crisis, right? β
"Huh? That's right, why shouldn't I fight back? β
The slightly intellectually deficient girl bowed her head and pondered, and after a while, she suddenly brightened up, revealing a bright smile:
"Maybe I'll like you tooβ"
'Boom!! β
The Admiral's dynamic vision could clearly see a huge cannonball slicing behind the smiling retarded deep sea. The dark black warhead was clearly branded with a purple subspace brand, and the word 'death' was clearly branded
Or rather. The cannonball paused for a second next to the window, deliberately so that the Admiral could see it, and then it flew over the side and smashed into the top of the hill. This clear 'hint' made the Admiral's face twitch slightly.
"Huh? Isn't there supposed to be just one round of shelling? Why is it another shot? β
'Sooner or later, this stupid boy will die on his mouth......
Looking at the blank look of glory, the Admiral grinned, not knowing what to say. (To be continued.) )
PS: PS: And then I went to Longkong today, and found that Liuliu seems to be spraying readers again? As a reader and part-time author, I think it's like this, taking jujube pills...... And I heard that the ticket was swiped? Still plagiarizing the Spiriting Empire? I haven't seen it for a long time, but I don't think so......
PS again: It's normal to take money to do things......