Chapter 308: The braids are gone, but God is still there

"That's the way it is." Maha told the toilet about the situation. He was now in a predicament, and it was difficult to find a way out of the illusion based on his own habits of mind. He needed help.

"If you go in one direction, can you walk out?"

"No, I can't. When I was doing my first task, I ran around the fence of the amusement park. There are no gates, and climbing over the fence will take me back under the Ferris wheel. I've tried several places, and it's all the same. ”

The toilet bowl was a little depressed: "The problem of metaphysics is very unsolvable. ”

As he thought as he folded his hands over his shoulders and tapped his fingers on his arms, his eyes swept over the top of the toilet bowl, and an inspiration struck: "I thought of a way." ”

"How?"

"Didn't you say you could sense the eyes of your two brothers? If ......"

Before Ma Li could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the toilet: "If you want me to find the way by sensing the direction of the eyeballs." All I can say is that I can't. Because I entered the illusion, I couldn't sense their eyes. ”

"Maybe it's a signal problem."

"What? Signal? No way! If it were in reality, I could sense their eyes as long as they were no more than fifty kilometers away from me. And before I entered the illusion, I sensed that the eyeballs were only a few hundred meters away from my position. But the moment I entered here, I couldn't feel it. Nothing can run fifty kilometers away in the blink of an eye. Then there is only one ...... truth"

"I didn't expect you to be a Conan fan." Ma Li's complaint is very appropriate.

"That's because of the influence of the illusion, so I can't sense the eyeballs. So it has nothing to do with the signal. ”

Although the toilet bowl has a lot of point, Maha doesn't want to give up: "It may have something to do with where you are." Let's run around the map a lot, you might be able to sense it. ”

"This is not the place to talk, you better come out and talk." Mahata reached for the toilet while driving away the flies around the garbage truck.

"No, no! I'm not going out. I just saw that King Kong tear down a wall. I don't have a solid wall yet, and he can smash me with a slap. "If the toilet could move, it would be shivering right now.

"With me here, you don't have to be afraid. He and I are good friends. With that, Mahata took the toilet out of the garbage truck.

But he hadn't gone far before he was out of breath.

"No, I can't. Here, my body, like that of an ordinary person, is impossible to walk far with a heavy load. ”

"Are you saying I'm fat? I've lost a lot of weight. "The toilet feels very aggrieved, and I rarely eat in order to maintain the figure of the decorations.

"What kind of brain circuit are you? Hide in the grass first, and I'll go find a transport. ”

After about ten minutes, Ma Lia ran profusely and finally found a trolley.

When he put the toilet in the body, the toilet said uneasily, "I won't meet Donkey Kong." ”

"It's such a coincidence. Besides, I have a good relationship with him! For my sake, he won't smash you. ”

The toilet bowl is still not at ease: "Are you really friends?" ”

Moments later......

The trolley was torn apart, and the toilet lay on the ground in despair: "Director! Didn't you say you were friends with him! Why is he still attacking us! ”

"Probably...... Probably...... It was supposed that he thought that my girlfriend and I were good friends, so he was very angry. "Ma Lia was also desperate as he lay on the ground. I pushed the trolley to recruit someone to provoke whom, why did Donkey Kong run over and attack me from dozens of meters away!

Fan Jiaoxi, who was two meters away from Ma Li, took the handrail of the steel pipe on the trolley and poured his anger on a tree that only three people can hug.

It wasn't until he broke the steel pipe that he turned back to Ma Li, grabbed Ma Li's hat like a chimpanzee catching a frog, and roared at Ma Li's face, "Say! What is Yiwu's mobile phone number? If you don't say it, I'll kill you. ”

The boss with his nostrils open occupies the entire field of view of Ma Li. His nose hair shook at a high frequency under the influence of strong nasal airflow, reminiscent of a wind tunnel test.

"Nose hair, oh no. I mean, Fan Laotie, your girlfriend didn't give me her phone number. ”

"Really?" The large nostrils were closer to the horse, and the strong air currents ruffled the horse's eyebrows.

"Really." That's weird! She's already told me secretly. But if I really say it, your big vinegar jar will definitely not let me go.

"Mahata." Fan Jiaoxi's tone suddenly calmed down, like the moment when the executioner had raised the butcher's knife and had not yet fallen. "Yiwu has always done what she says, since she said she wanted to give you her mobile phone number, then she must have given you the number. You can't fool me! ”

"Huh. Is it? "Smiling doesn't work at any time.

Aren't you stuffed with 'pops'? Isn't your head an ornament of muscles? Why are you still so wise!

Even though the complaint in Ma Li's heart has broken the embankment, his face is still full of sincerity.

"I really don't have your girlfriend's phone number. Wait, something is wrong! ”

Fan Jiaoxi showed a puzzled gaze and took Ma Li's words: "What's wrong?" ”

Topic shifting Dafa, a hundred tests!

"Why did you ask me for an outsider and ask for your girlfriend's mobile phone number? You don't have her number yourself? ”

Ma Lisa seized on the loophole behind Van Giosi's words and landed a critical blow that threw the latter into disarray and let him go.

"How, how is it possible. How could I not have ......" Fan Giosi said in a flustered tone, and the strong air flow in his nostrils disappeared.

The toilet found that Donkey Kong's momentum was getting weaker and weaker, and she was amazed in her heart. Director, you are my idol! One sentence can defeat the enemy, I want to learn from you! However, now...... It whispered: "Director~ Take it when you see it, and quickly take me to escape." ”

Ma Li, like it didn't have its voice today, continued to launch a fierce offensive: "Are you her boyfriend?" Why doesn't she even have her mobile phone number. Could it be that you only met today? Just a normal friend relationship? ”

Director, are you trying to provoke Donkey Kong! Can you not die like this?

Cherish life and stay away from the director...... The toilet gave up the idea of being a powderer.

Fan Jiaoxi squatted on the ground, hugged his bald head and picked it up hard, and his tone was very depressed: "No, it's not what you said." ”

Without the system, the director's majesty is still undiminished, and after the offensive and defensive momentum is reversed, he is still aggressive: "Well, what I just said is something wrong. But your real relationship is certainly not as close as you appear. Otherwise, how could you not even have her mobile phone number. ”

Fan Jiaoxi bit his cheek and spit out word by word: "Don't say it again." ”

"Director~I'll take it when I see it~" The toilet is about to scare pee, if it has urine.

Ma Lisa walked over to it and whispered, "Be quiet, or I'll knock out your front teeth." ”

What? Incisors? I don't have teeth! I'm a toothless toilet.

Ma Li secretly kicked the toilet bowl away, and then walked over to Fan Giosi: "I think you love her, but her love for you is far less than your love for her." ”

The title of this chapter is a classic line from "Braids", and I haven't forgotten it more than ten years ago. Belch...... It seems to reveal the age.

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