Before Zhang Ling could speak, Sour Laoxi said: "The red sun shines on the high-rise building, Pepsi has a heart, take a big stride, and the peach blossoms are behind you!" ”

Zhang Ling was shocked and immediately shouted: "Master! ”

It's a shame that there is a wall separating it, otherwise the eardrums of the two guys who listen to the root of the wall will have to burst.

Niu Zhan scolded: "Why are you superior, Nai begged, didn't you just say a slippery word?" ”

The slippery words are black words, which means those deceptive clichés in the mouth of Mr. Jianghu. Okay, I didn't do anything when I came up, so Zhang Ling was so excited, as if he had taken medicine, as for it?

But after thinking about it, Niu Struggle immediately felt that something was wrong, because of the sour Lao Xi's slippery words, the last sentence of the original text was "Wanfu worships behind him", and he temporarily changed it to "Peach Blossom is behind him", and immediately understood that the rich boy was so exaggerated, and it seems that a sentence of "Peach Blossom" was said to his heart. No wonder when Sour Lao Xi saw Zhang Ling, he looked like I understand you, it turned out that he had already seen what this guy was asking for.

In addition to admiring, Niu Struggle was also secretly annoyed, he also clearly saw that Zhang Ling had peach blossoms on his face and his eyes were full of lewdness, but why didn't he think of it?

When a little pervert meets an old rascal, what can he say? The next words should be coded. Zhang Ling was directly stabbed open by a slippery remark from Sour Laoxi, and immediately became a bosom friend and talked about his own affairs. Sour Lao Xi also did not twist, sharing how to judge the skills of Wushan when the clouds and rain are from the woman's lips and eyebrows, and finally did not forget to point out two sentences of how to lock the essence and close the yang and continue the skills of combat effectiveness. It is more embarrassing than watching imported love intense action movies, especially with a thousand-year-old old monster and a male monster beside him.

Niu Zhan really couldn't listen to it, and let it go, the two old rascals should talk about human anatomy and physiology, he wanted to go out and interrupt, but was stopped by Bai Feng, who was also excited with green light in his eyes: "Life is short, it's cool, it's cool, this buddy is interesting, listen to it again!" ”

"Get out of your uncle, don't you want to have a face, we have a bit of professional ethics, for this kind of person, I don't want to help how much money I give, the dead old man talked to me about Buddhism and Taoism theory a few days ago, I didn't expect to talk about women today and be more special, no, I have to consider exercising the boss's power to fire people" Niu Zhan said indignantly.

"Your heart is not clean, so no matter what you hear, you will want to be crooked, why don't I think the old man is obscene?" Bai Feng quibbled.

"You didn't want to be crooked? Damn, you didn't think about it, how can you explain that it's about to flow down? ”

When Bai Feng heard this, the anger came up, and he immediately stood up, pointed to his crotch and said, "Come on, let's see if you are hard or I am hard, see if you are obscene or I are nasty?" ”

"Oops!" Niu Zhan was speechless for a moment, he was really unguarded against Bai Feng's unsightly behavior, but when he glanced at it, he immediately became even more ashamed, people really didn't feel emotional, but he listened hard. The more I think about it, the more I feel that it is not a taste, and I can listen to the nonsense of the two old men, and the concentration is really bad: "Okay, okay, I don't care, I see, don't call it any Taoist Tea Society, change it to a hooligan special training class." ”

He was about to go out, but Bai Feng grabbed him, smiled evilly and said, "I want to leave, there is no door, let's see who is sanctimonious!" ”

Helpless, I couldn't leave, so I had to continue to listen to the playboy next door tell the unspeakable romantic story of this girl and the young woman, Bai Feng was so addicted that he almost had some beer, peanuts and ham sausages. But the strange thing is that after Zhang Ling completely let go of himself, Sour Laoxi didn't talk anymore.

Slowly, Zhang Ling entered the topic, it turned out that he didn't know what was wrong recently, there were always problems with women, a few times, he was directly arrested by others, relying on his family's money, he didn't make a big fuss, but he was not beaten. He felt that he was too unlucky, and he must have provoked something unclean, so he begged to come to the Dao Tea Society.

"Master, do you think I'm having something wrong with my luck?"

The sour old suit flicked for a long time, and then suddenly shouted: "Oh, yes, yes, it's not good to ask, Ni has been guilty of peach blossoms recently!" ”

"Huh? Master, I've only heard of the Peach Blossom Tribulation, what is the Peach Blossom Disaster? ”

"I don't know anything about this, the peach blossom is much more powerful than the peach blossom robbery," the sour old man said in a serious tone.

"How powerful?" Zhang Ling asked timidly.

"The peach blossom robbery provokes people, the peach blossom is a demon, Ni doesn't know, in fact, there are many demons and demons in the world, they turn into human forms and hide in various industries. There is a kind of monster, she especially likes to make up as a young lady and absorb the essence of men, Ochaini must have been to that kind of place before, right? Ni dares to say that the young lady who has slept with you, do you know their details? Sour Lao Xi deliberately lowered his voice to create a terrifying and terrifying atmosphere.

Niu Struggle is nonsense when he hears it, the kind of demon he said is really there, but if people really encounter it, how can they live, and there is no theory of peach blossom at all. Although Zhang Ling didn't say which flesh practitioner he had slept with, with his temperament, how could he not do that kind of thing, a fool could guess it. However, hearing Sour Lao Xi speak like this, he also calmed down, knowing that the old man would definitely not be untargeted.

Zhang Ling, as a party concerned, didn't understand the twists and turns in this, he had talked so much with the old man just now, and he had already trusted him very much, and when he heard this, he was immediately frightened: "Master Gao, I guessed it, I can't hide it, I really haven't been to that place yet, you mean, the person who slept with me may not be a person, but a 。。。。。。 Goblin? ”

"Hey, if you want to say yes, Ni probably doesn't believe it. Let's put it this way, does Ni feel empty lately, his limbs are a little weak, and sometimes he trembles unconsciously? ”

"Yes。。。。。。 Yes," Zhang Ling's tone became more and more weak.

Niu Zhan scolded sour Lao Xi shamelessly, since Zhang Ling entered the door, he saw that the kid was weak, which was clearly the sequelae left by excessive indulgence.

"That's it, oh look, eighty percent of it is a monster, Ni's essence is almost absorbed, I don't believe that Ni looks at his own Yintang, is it a little black? If a person lives a breath, the essence of the Ni is weak, and the luck is naturally poor, which is not bad, if you don't deal with it quickly, the life of the Ni may not be 。。。。。。 ”

Zhang Lingyintang didn't turn black, but when he was mentioned by Sour Laoxi, Zhang Ling, who was a thief, looked at himself with his mobile phone, the more wrong he became, and he always felt that he had become a black-faced bag. This is the usual routine of fortune tellers, saying that it sounds good is called psychological suggestion, and saying that it is bad is to scare fools.

"Master, am I still saved? I'll give you as much as you want! The rich boy who was talking and laughing just now had already collapsed in his heart at this time.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Sour Lao Xi sighed three times, but he didn't say half a useful word, but said: "Ni go, Ni can't earn this money!" ”

"Why?"

"How can Russia earn money from dying people?" Sour Lao Xi pretended to be regretful and said.

In a word, Zhang Ling can be regarded as completely disarmed.

When Niu Struggle heard it, he had to say, the old man of the charlatan's "coaxing, drinking, shocking, and cheating" was really slippery, and the whole process was basically nonsense, and there was no dry fart, and he was so stunned that he was bluffed into peeing his pants, and he was convinced, and he was really convinced.

However, he didn't understand until now that Sour Lao Xi could be regarded as guiding him in the way he liked, and then grabbing the medicine according to the prescription, this was to save Zhang Ling. On the contrary, he was a little curious, what way would this old man use to make a little pervert change his ways?

Niu Zhan also had several ideas in his heart, but none of them could cure the root cause.