Xiaobai blind date - Tanabata special
ps: Growling from the single dog author fungus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fragrance of instant noodles in the living room is permeated, which is the best food for countless single dogs to solve their hunger. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Poplar is no exception, living in these 300 square villas, although it is rented, but it is not a small 5,000 soft sister coins per month, but the person who eats is three pieces of five boxes of instant noodles, no way, the weather is too hot, you sweat when you move, and it is a crime to go out to forage for food, and you can't cook, so it's okay.
The 59-inch plasma TV is playing the Olympic events, China has won the gold again, and every time I see the Chinese players standing on the podium and playing the national anthem, Poplar has a sense of honor.
After eating the instant noodles, he collapsed on the soft sofa in the posture of Uncle Ge, looking loveless.
The Chinese team won the gold, but it couldn't solve his painful heart......
Turn on the mobile phone and computer, Tanabata Tanabata Tanabata, can't you say anything else? How does this make a single dog live?
The phone rang, and it looked like it was my mother calling.
"Hey, Mom~~~"
The voice dragged on weakly, as if it was about to die.
"Son, what are you doing?"
"What are you doing, Mom is fine, I'll hang up first"
"Don't, it's good to call you", the mother's voice seemed very energetic.
I was stunned for a few seconds, and I didn't have any hope for the good things in my mother's mouth, but I still had to give face, so I asked lazily: "What's the matter, Mom"?
"Hehe, son, let me tell you, I asked someone to introduce you to a girl, who looks very iconic, in the words of you young people, she is white-skinned, beautiful, with a thin waist, big buttocks and round legs, a proper goddess, you give me a slippery roll to the xxx café to meet."
Sure enough, it was a good thing, and Poplar came to the spirit all of a sudden.
"Received, does my mother have anything else to explain"? Ya suddenly felt like a chicken blood.
"You can clean up for me, don't embarrass me, son, let me tell you, if it can be done, my mother will buy you a house of 180 square meters to get married, and the household appliances will be packed for you"!
Although Bai Yang was speechless in his heart before he glanced at the eight characters of his mother, he still cared about these at this time.
Hung up the phone and quickly began to clean up.
What to wear, what to wear, what to wear......
At the critical moment, in fact, men are more entangled than women in terms of dressing.
Choose and choose, a shirt with jeans and casual shoes, and your hair is like a dog licking.
"Anyway, this Tanabata, don't be a single dog"!
Before going out, Poplar cheered himself up, looking like he was at home.
Bring his wallet, go downstairs and ride a motorcycle to go out, although it is only a motorcycle, he also rides to the car wash to wash his eyes.
Then set off to the destination, this excitement, the speed was a little faster, and the sound of the traffic police chasing behind him sounded......
"What the ......"
I had no choice but to stop and be checked.
"Name, age, driver's license......
Obviously, the traffic police uncle is also good-tempered on this hot day, and his tone is very blunt, and Poplar looks at the beanie on the other party's face, and estimates that the other party is probably also a single dog, and it is strange to have a good temper on this holiday.
Although the psychology is anxious, at this time, Poplar has to pretend that his grandson will get out of trouble quickly.
Fortunately, although the traffic police uncle was in a bad mood, he didn't deliberately embarrass her.
"You are suspected of speeding, which is eight times the speed limit standard, and you will be fined 3,000 and deduct 48 points according to the routine, and the car will be deducted for you, and you have to give me an investigation......"
"Uncle traffic police, I still have something to do, and I will turn myself in for investigation when I am done......"
As soon as Poplar heard this, he dropped such a sentence and ran away, there is a big beauty waiting for his brother to meet, where is the time to talk to you about this mushroom?
"You stop for me, if you escape, the crime will be added to the ......", the traffic police uncle yelled in the back, and ran away in the face of the poplar, but he actually stepped on the motorcycle with perseverance and began to chase ......
"I ......"
Turning around, he saw that Poplar was speechless, turned a corner and rushed into the alley to successfully get rid of the traffic police uncle.
Looking at the time, it was bad, so I quickly stopped a taxi and went up to report the address, and kept urging to hurry up, hurry up, hurry up......
"Big brother, I want to hurry up too, but I can't fly through the traffic jam, right?"
Looking up to the sky and sighing, he came to his destination like a snail, and it had been more than an hour.
With the idea that the other party hasn't left yet, I entered the café nervously, looked at the seat on my mother's newspaper, and when I looked, my eyes lit up, and the girl was so beautiful.
I touched my dog-like hair and walked over confidently.
"Are you xxx teacher, please"? Poplar asked politely.
The girl looked at the poplar, smiled very intellectually and nodded and asked, "Are you Mr. Poplar Bai that Mr. Zhen said"?
"Hehe, I am, can I sit down"?
The girl made a gesture of please.
"Sorry I'm late, what's your drink"?
"You don't have to drink it, I want to ask Mr. Bai a few questions first."
Why is this set again? Similar to what was staged on TV, Poplar complained in his heart, but he still smiled and nodded.
"Do you have a car and a house deposit"?
Poplar's heart is really like this, but look at the girl's appearance of more than ninety points, these should be.
I nodded confidently and said, "No car, no house......"
Seeing that the girl was about to get up and leave, he said to himself: "But I have 80 million savings"!
"Mr. Bai is really young and promising, how about a drink"?
"No hurry, can I ask you a question first"? Poplar laughed.
"Mr. Bai, excuse me," the girl said confidently.
Poplar leaned back in the chair and said, "You are very beautiful, and you have exceeded my requirements for choosing a mate in all aspects, I only ask you, are you a virgin?"
The girl's expression froze, and the willow eyebrows stood up and sneered: "Then may I ask Mr. Bai, are you a virgin?"
"I am ......"! Poplar's answer was confident, what happened to the virgin? Virgins are disgraced?
The girl pointed at Bai Yang with a pale face and couldn't speak, and said after a moment of silence, "Mr. Bai, I also have a younger sister, she just graduated from high school, but she is not a virgin, but we sisters can associate with you together, what do you think?"
Poplar got up, shook his head and sighed, "I'm a person with a habit of cleanliness,...... I'm not interested in you guys not being Virgos, otherwise who will clean up the house in the future......"
The girl looked at the back of the poplar and was speechless for a long time......
"It's him, catch him, suspected of speeding away"!
As soon as he walked out of the door, Poplar was held down by several police uncles who rushed out.
"Hahaha, you deserve it", the girl came over to see the excitement and pointed to the poplar and smiled.
"Hmph, I don't want to be a Virgo", Poplar turned around under the escort of the policeman's uncle......
(Topol's Tanabata, what a mess, right?) The author wants to take a cold shower to cool down, today is a big day, you can't afford to hurt a single dog, you can't afford to hurt it...... )