Chapter 1 Hold a grass
August fire, the season that can heat the dead. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
At half past ten in the morning, the scorching sunlight shone in through the window and sprinkled on the poplar who was not covered with a quilt, and he woke up violently.
It's been two months since this guy graduated from college, and he has no control, like a wild horse that has escaped, sleeping until he wakes up naturally, and as for counting money, he can only dream about it.
"I don't want anyone to live."
I got up in a daze, felt that my body was covered with sweat, muttered and complained, and walked to the bathroom in a half-asleep and half-awake way.
After washing my face and brushing my teeth, I finally woke up, and when I came to the dining room, I was speechless, my father and mother didn't leave breakfast, and there was no reason!
"My God, although I am already an adult, but Mom, do you want to be so ruthless, so I can leave some, it's still not biological, no matter how old it is, in the eyes of parents, children are babies who need to be taken care of......."
Complaining in frustration, Poplar walked to his room indifferently and took out a box of instant noodles from the drawer.
"Do you think I'm going to starve to death if I don't leave me food? You underestimate me too much."
The triumphant poplar soaked the noodles with the hot water in the water dispenser, put it on the coffee table in the living room and put it down for a while, lay on the sofa in Uncle Ge's comfortable position, turned on the TV and pressed it all the time, except for the advertisement, it was some brain-dead TV series, which was disturbing to watch.
'The wolf smoke rises, and the rivers and mountains look north......'
The mobile phone rang, and Poplar reluctantly reached the mobile phone ten centimeters away from his finger in a few clicks.
When I picked it up, it was my mother's phone.
"Hey, Mom, you remember you had a son."
"Stinky boy, are you just getting up now? You just don't want to be lazy to death, you said that I owed you how much I owed you in my previous life, and I only got a son like you in this life...... Probably eating instant noodles again, right? I said when will you kid grow up, I'm so ...... so damn up."
The so-called Zhizi Mo Ruomu, gave him a clear guess of the situation through a phone call.
Let my mother complain, Poplar replied with three words, "to the point".
"Stinky boy, how do you speak...... This is the case, you, it's been two months since you graduated, and you've had enough fun, so now you can choose between the two of you, first, find me a job to work within a month......"
"What about the second"? If you have to choose Poplar, you must listen to all the options.
"The second is that if you don't go to work, I think there are a few girls in our unit who are good, you coax me to come back as a daughter-in-law, and I will spend ...... during this time."
"Mom, I'll choose the first, I'll go find a job later, and I'll go to work in two days, I'll make noodles, that's it, bye bye ......", after saying the last word, Baiyang hung up the phone decisively.
wiped a handful of sweat on my head, it's too terrifying, I think I can't hastily explain my twenty-four-year-old good years, I can have a girlfriend or something, go on a blind date and get married, forget it, I haven't had enough fun.
Throwing away the phone, Poplar got up reluctantly, rose up and picked up the instant noodles on the coffee table, picked up the fork and pulled it into his mouth, and sat down......
"I ...... grass"!
Poplar who sat down on his ass only felt that his butt was empty, and sat on the ground, obviously the sofa was only a few centimeters away from his buttocks, how could the gap be so huge!
fell to the ground, the instant noodles were overturned, the noodle soup was spilled, he gave him the soup a throat, jumped up and began to slap the place where he was burned, and the next moment, his movements froze, and the howl that he subconsciously made was abruptly stopped.
His eyes stiffened as he looked ahead, and his pupils dilated suddenly.
"What a situation"!
A moment ago, the aspen was still in his living room, and now he inexplicably appeared in a lush jungle, surrounded by ancient trees, old vines like dragons, the breeze blows, I don't know where the fragrance of flowers comes from, the air is fresh, and the whole person is washed after taking a breath.
Bare-chested, with big pants, flip-flops, a mouthful of instant noodles in his mouth, a fork in one hand, and a half-knocked bucket in the other, Poplar freezes in a strange pose.
He swallowed his saliva with a bang, but what he swallowed was instant noodles, which made him choke and cough, and finally adjusted, and Poplar looked at the surrounding environment and wanted to cry without tears.
Rustling rustling ......
Three meters away from the poplar, in a small patch of grass, a three-foot-long black centipede appeared with its teeth and claws, turned around and disappeared into a stone crevice......
"What the hell is this place"!
Poplar muttered to himself in horror, and was so frightened by the big centipede that Mi Xu subconsciously retreated, and there was a sharp pain under his feet, and he gasped and lifted his feet, and the flip-flops on his feet were pierced by a thorn......
There was another sharp pain in his shoulder, so painful that he threw away the instant noodles in his hand, and slapped it on the place where the sharp pain came, and it was bloody, and a mosquito the size of a baby's fist was slapped to death by him!
"Big centipedes, big mosquitoes, this is a wormhole and came to the African jungle......"!
Looking around in amazement, there are many large trees that require several people to hug, and as far as the eye can see, there are few plants that poplars recognize.
As soon as I looked up, I saw the sky through the gaps in the leaves, and the aspen was directly stupid, is that the sun in the sky? The color of the hair is wrong, the sun is red in the morning, and the sun is golden at noon, but what the hell is that white ball of light the size of a wheel in the sky?
"Is this a crossing? It's a crossover! But I'm not ready yet, so let me gear up first, and throw me flip-flops and big pants to throw this place What the hell is going to do"!
A moment ago, he didn't want to move because of the hot weather, but now he is cold, and he appeared in such a place inexplicably, are you afraid of you!
Call......
A vicious wind hit behind him, accompanied by a deafening tiger roar, and the whole head of the poplar was about to explode, and he experienced what is called the tiger roaring mountain forest.
When he turned around, he saw a five-meter-long yellow-spotted tiger pounced on him.
"It's over, go to the special crossing, Lao Tzu wants to go home ......"!
There was such a desperate cry in his heart, and the figure of Poplar disappeared in a flash.
With a bang, the tiger pounced in the air, turned around and tilted his head slightly, as if talking about people?
The tiger shook his head and walked on all four legs towards the jungle, leaving behind a flip-flop with a thorn in it and a box of overturned instant noodles.
Swish......
A whimpering sound came from the air, a black shadow flashed away, and with a thud, the tiger's eyes that were still majestic before were pierced by a pitch-black arrow, and he fell to the ground with a bang, and instinctively twitched a few times without a sound.
The sound of brushing footsteps approached, and three strong men like iron towers appeared, dressed in animal skins, carrying large bows, and their eyes as sharp as knives.
"Haha, Brother Zhao is good at archery, just one arrow pierced the tiger's eyes, and it didn't hurt the fur, this tiger skin will definitely be sold for a good price."
One of them had a scar on his face, and the strongest, but somewhat immature teenager groped around the dead tiger a few times and said with admiration.
"I'm nothing, as long as Huzi you practice archery hard, sooner or later you will surpass me", the person known as Brother Zhao shook his head and smiled, he is about one meter eight tall, his skin is dark and oily, his arms can run like a horse, and he is full of muscles, but the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes show that he is already middle-aged.
The third young man frowned and squatted on the ground, his nose twitched a few times, and he picked up a leaf and saw the half-bucket of overturned instant noodles and pierced flip-flops.
"Brother Zhao, Huzi, come here, take a look at this thing, it's so fragrant, I can't help but salivate ......."
"What good things did the pillar find"? The young man named Huzi walked over with long legs and said.
"Look at this thing, isn't it very fragrant?" Zhuzi pointed to the instant noodles on the ground and said with a salivating expression.
"What is this? It looks weird, but it's really fragrant", Huzi swallowed.
"Huzi, do you think this thing can be eaten? Eh, you see, this bowl is so beautiful, hey, there are people on it, I don't know who painted it, it's too exquisite, it seems to be alive, is it a word on it? It should be a word, but I don't know what to write, and no one in our village can read ......", the pillar crawled on the ground, staring at the instant noodle bowl and talking.
"What did you find"? Brother Zhao walked over vigilantly, and when he smelled the smell of instant noodles, he couldn't help but make a grunting sound in his throat, and saw that the instant noodle bowl was the same as the other two, and he looked confused.
"This bowl, so exquisite, it must be sold for a sky-high price, I don't know if the adult threw it here, Huzi Zhuzi, let's take the bowl away, be careful not to break it, maybe this bowl can be exchanged for a precious cheats", Brother Zhao said very seriously.
So the tiger that the three of them hunted didn't want anymore, and carefully left with the instant noodle bowl baby, as for the instant noodles that fell to the ground, they were eaten by the three of them, and they were so delicious that the three of them almost gnawed out a big pit in the soil......
Poplar came here inexplicably, and left inexplicably, if you see the picture of the three people who threw away a tiger and didn't want a garbage instant noodle bowl, I'm afraid they would fall to the ground, but it's useless, and he can't understand what the three people say......
Bang......
Poplar fell backwards on the sofa in his living room, cold and cold, and held this position for ten minutes before he could react.
"Where am I?" Looking at the familiar home, the poplar's head is clouded.
It was as if it was drunk, and it took me a while to remember that I had inexplicably appeared in a jungle, and then was almost eaten by a tiger, which I hadn't seen that big on TV......
"What's the situation, is it possible that the weather is too hot and I have hallucinations due to heat stroke"? Poplar, who was talking to himself, was still confused, raised his arm to wipe the sweat on his head, his movements froze, and he was holding a grass in his hand!
He held a grass!
"When the tiger pounced, I seemed to have caught some ......," Poplar stared at the grass in his hand with a dry throat......
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